₦airaland Forum

Tennessee85:
Many Yoruba people from Lagos bear Portuguese surnames na. How are you just being aware of this?

Well..i guessed i decided to be a bit nosy today.

This "Gomez" name, sounds Portuguese. Abi na just me?

Man obviously prefer to have the token in his palm. The daughter can go to hell for all he cares. Na end time palle

Dis wan dey learn work ni?

Kingcalls:
U should know by now that Messi fans are deluded, the sad thing about it is that they don't know they are... messi 5 champions league goals no assist
Messi 1 league goal ,4 assists
Total 6 goals , 4 assists , 10 goal contribution

Mbappe 4 champions league goals 4 assists
Mbappe 10 league goals 9 assists
Total 14 goals , 13 assists, 27 goal contribution
But according to Messi zombies, Messi is greater...now u see y I call them almajiri

Ronaldo fans are known to be smart. Yea...factos

Rooneyboy:

This is the reason I prefer theory to objective.
You can navigate your way through when answering theoretical questions( as long as "YOU" the teacher is patient enough to read through my epistle) but same cannon happen with OBJ.
Scope we've been using for more than 3 decades.

Sometimes, some of these students answer more than the instructions tell them. You through the instruction above the questions tell them to answer let's say 3 out of 5...
Now you're marking, you then observe that about 1 out of every 6 students answered more than advised. Damn...sometimes you are so into the marking and this sort of stupidity from these set of students would sap your energy so bad...
Obj is just better...any student that shaded two boxes shaded no single box. That's null and void. Easy breezy.

Lol...the blue blood gang in this story are just irresponsible.

Ah...just "turn the eba" na

Economics of tokenism... cosmetics projects.
No be only kodus to him...na kudus

padi94:
And you left the reference number exposed, so you don't know that the bank can use that to trace the teller guy and sack him. You people just use someone lovely good to play Nd catch cruise.

I guess he didn't think about that...even me. Thanks man...brain sharp.

Here hero!
You deserve it.

wallay77:
My 10k loss this night...nawa ooo

Dem pick your pocket?

Righteousness2:
What a terrible death! Indeed Death has no respect for young or old.
Condolences to her Family.

This is why we must live this Life in the Conciousness of our Eternity at all times.

Because once we close our Eyes in Death,
it will not Matter how rich or poor you are.
It won't matter the Car you drove, the Jet you owned or how Connected you are.
It won't matter how Popular you were.

What will matter on that day is if you Have a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ.

Heaven and Hell are Real Folks! People are entering them now! The Choice is in your Hands!

I trust you. Abi no be you??

I am not saying anything.

Wey d lady and her tummy wey big

Boat trip again...lol. Show his face dis time abeg

Owoni80:
Wetin I Dey find for Angola league ..no be football dem dey play for there

Dis tin na error o! But na stupid one. Choose Twitter and tag Dem.

Shoo gbádùn

Bad belle somebody dey your radar.. sorry bro

Thanks comrade. Sorry about the business.

mrkings84:
Thanks my pastor for the lie.
Who did the counting?
Does Nigeria have records of births and deaths?

How many did Boko boys killed?
How are slaughtered by fulani herdsmen annually?
How many died from lack of foods, water and other basics they couldn't afford?

Now UGM have added to the list of what kills.
Malaria have been their.
I learned only snake bites kills over 2k persons here annually.

Road accidents caused by bad roads kills millions annually.
Mortality deaths are not accounted for.
Suicides reports have never been this high....

Yet u coming to lie that we grow by 5m annually.

Stop it pastor!

No joy o!!

When i think about some factors...and compare this country with few others, coupled with little real study i did back in school, i completely agree there's population fraud in this country.

The future is sycophants and dogs.

Friends of .....Oga o!
How dis wan tey be news na

Wait...was the high-tension wire that low that the ladder had to touch it?...or...Abi...wait.
If stubborn landlords find it easy to build under power lines..let's say dem dey bribe corrupt town planning officials..shey churches sopos follow
How would you build a house of your God in a danger zone??
How would you build a place of worship illegally
Churches for dis part nor dey try o!
Almost everything about church for dis side dey get strong coma. Haba!

Meeehn..this tailor in my area, i even thought he got sense. Came to his workshop, showed me a catalog, me i jejely select one style. Just one simple something o! Single color with black material. Okay...day to collect my dress, broda dey give me something wey nor even look like my material. He don go join join orange colored materials. Ah! Na wetin be dis na o boy! Him dey say...e fine like dis! Na like dis make sense pas. I con dey ask am, style wey i choose say i like nkọ? E still dey do itk. I sha collect d tin kip, later dash my kid bro.

Okay dis other wan happen recently. Dis tailor boy dey near my new work place. Last year i give am dress, boy make d tin too tight for my body. Dis time, i con beg am say make d tin nor tight for my body o! I comot. After about 3days, i branch him shop still remind am, abeg nor make dis tin tight for my body o! He say he hear!....verily, i collect material say make i wear, ọmọ...sweat comot for my body before d tin gree enter, i wan cry walahi. Na to dash kid bro too now anytime i go back house. I no be d type wey go carry dress go dey drag for tailor shop..na to just avoid dem when i don fit confirm say na fool d person be. Now...to even buy material sew nor dey agenda again...Abi i go con go learn tailoring because I wan dey wear native ni

Hello Norwegians!
Please is there anything like "Norway Visa Lottery"?
I want to confirm something.

gistray:
Nonsense clout

No one buys iPhone or anyone at all without testing it.


U spent almost 500 -600k buying something u didn't test idiot

No be so e dey be...you test phone well but verily verily i say unto you, dat phone you tested will not depart with you as an abracadabra has happened during d packaging. That's something a mug will always fall for.

Dumb cadets. Nigerian army boys with dia gragra. Body go tell dem.

...and she can't wait to get to work. What work??