₦airaland Forum

Winters23:


Legal three-some

FutureIsFemale:
Please how can we report those who have the tape to the authority?
Some NL needs to be taught a lesson.

Sniper04:
Na bone full that turkey o, large bones wey person no fit chop, waste of money

hardbody:
same way you pronounce dumb as dum - or dom

tomb as tum...

yacht as yot

Kingpin1000:
O.P I have been in your shoes ones.. I actually wanted to bleep the girl,but the rate at which she wanted to bleep me was so much that I became scared, I was like this girl must be possessed or wants to give me HIV, I tried my best to chase her away but she tore her clothes and said she will scream that I wanted to rape her, taking advantage of me living in my family house.
I managed to escape the room and went to one of my bad uncle's window and told him to come out there is problem.
I told him everything and He said I should go back to my room while he will be listening to our conversation, I entered my room,this time she was fully naked, and was more aggressive, immediately she said She will scream rape,my uncle barged in and gave her the beating of her life, and chase her at 3am.it was after a week, I knew my uncle recorded everything incase she comes with the police.

2saviourfriday9:
Youtube de na

Alexpre11:
I hope the snake didn't swollen anything

franklingud:
I think say they be wan light gas make nairaland blow up in flames...

Mtchew ..... Neeext

thrillionaire:
But t'was you just advising someone to apologise and be civil nau.. rein in your emotions and respond 'civily'

Reflect7:
One more thing. Hypocritical Americans who see nothing wrong with their country being the world's largest weapons manufacturer and supplier to the nations, whose weapons and invasions have slaughtered and maimed hundreds of millions of innocent people worldwide, from Iraq to Vietnam, yet play outraged saints over a guy who merely slapped another guy for publicly mocking his sick wife, really can go to blazes.

Reflect7:
Oh shut up and get lost. Smith is 100 times the person you are. He was acting under extreme provocation, caused by someone making fun of his wife over her illness. Many a man would do exactly what Will Smith did. Surely not yourself because you've never loved or been loved in your worthless life.

sherylbaky:
English is not a measure of intelligence, it's just a foreign Language.
Once you can understand the message they're trying to pass... it's cool

gentlestdude:
if the name of the school is A1 divine brain field academy, then please run for your life as fast as you can, if you have your mental health to protect don't even try to attempt it.

first of all, you are going to be employed by a narcissistic sociopath who only wants poverty stricken teachers, if you are slightly fresh the other farmer-looking teachers will gang up against you to always put you in the bad books of the narcissist HM.

secondly, you are going thousand of miles away from civilization to live in the worst town,strike that,worst village,strike that,worst settlement you can ever imagine, a scanty village that have not seen electricity in the past 5 years and no hope for even next 10 years because according to them the witches in the area don't want light in their village, you can never see good food to eat, crazy village with fishermen,fish smell and white sand everywhere except the express road that pass through there, trust me after walking for one week the muscles in your leg will become strong like iron. Only good thing about that village is the free access to the nice beach there but then no be beach person go chop.


thirdly and the one that will fück with your mental health is the accomodation, oh my God even the poorest man on earth should not live in that kind of place, you will be taken to a barrack (face me I face you house with over 200 local people in the compound), all fishermen and dirty as fück, with their 'ijebu' language, the smell from outside the compound is enough to kill you talkless of entering the compound with children pooing everywhere and anywhere, a single tattered room assigned to you, where you will be expected to sleep on those small single bed flat mattress with another teacher, yes two grown up adult on the smallest mattress size, and it is bug infested, the mosquitoes that you will meet there will give you not only malaria but HIV and COVID.


if you have lost all hope in life like the miserable 'Master Williams' (the supposedly assistant HM who enjoys suffering like eating shawarma,he takes his frustration on the innocent pupils and beats them as if they are the cause of his misfortune, I couldn't stand him hitting those little kids like that) then you can go for the job.

PS despite all the red flags I saw I only took the job because I wanted to enjoy the cool beach for a month and leave, but I couldn't use 2 weeks lol before I japa.

I believe the new set of teachers employed in February have japa that's why they always post this useless vacancy almost every month.

jibovico:
Thank you very much for your insightful exposition. You're a lifesaver. Thank you once more.

Spidermon:
Google man utd trophy collection and stop embarrassing yourself

mmadu5:
I don't have time to read all these long essay but one thing I will say is that Ogun go kill you