₦airaland Forum

chrizzyace:
What is that basin doing there

Mariangeles:
Olounje!

VEXT:
Four coins that can give you huge profit this year:-

Shibnobi
Babydoge
Shibdoge
Shintama

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to pass the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven away even evil spirits from your roof.

It must have been really awful if cats and rodents had to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I can only imagine the sight the poor girl must have endured, limp preek in an oversized boxer dangling as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd join in complaining about women with yam-legs.

Karleb:
That guy dey Bobo una.

How many companies in Nigeria pay per week?

He had to put that in just to feel good about himself. I'm not saying #200k per month is farfetched even for an entry level position but I'm damn sure that nigga doesn't pay such. He's just making mouth.

Mariangeles:
Whenever you're ready to marry, I suggest you marry one of the numerous prostitutes you've been with. The one who's ready to settle down.
There must at least be one among them you're fond of.

Wawelexy:
Person no go advice this guy now, make him at least build or buy one house, invest or start business.... E no go remain like this forever o, ask people wey first u come....

Beastcub:
lols reminds me of sec school days back in ss1 technical college....
we had a test and was asked to define hazard....we all wrote what we knew
until our test papers were ready....
we were all given ours but one was retained with the teacher...and the teacher called out the guy: and asked: "so hazard is a Chelsea player?"
he's name became hazard throughout the school days..

FalseProphet1:
Nigerian youths will not read the article so they won't be able to learn from hazard's mistakes.

This I have seen.

Ficient:
so after you blaze ur 26 wraps finish, na here your mind direct you to come express ur highness abi?

pretydiva:
i
Are you a virgin? Abeg swerve jor. Hypocrite

jimmyolasun:
While this damsel is busy cultivating and harvesting. Growing our agribusiness, some futures are out there using her harvest to harvest themselves. I'm sure on the sight of the farm, some dey imagine been thrown in the midst of those cucumbers.


Corrupting innocent plants that came to give us nutrients.

Tueh!!

Anyways, which of those is your perfect size? Choose wisely

jaxxy:
Meaning I don’t have people who will sit for waec or who is he now talking to?? Apc members??

Finquas:
If this is true, then its the final nail on Tinubus coffin. Cause kwankwaso is core Muslim from core North and can't be paired as vice to tinubu .. APC will not dare field a Muslim-- Muslim ticket.. it's becoming crystal clear now that ApC is looking at a Christian president from the south and a Northern Muslim as vice come 2023. Tinubu has been used and dumped, I feel pity for him

NwaAmaikpe:




Truly, I say unto you..our forefathers are wise. What they saw while lying on top of their concubine, we have not still not seen on top of our choppers.

This is why our bride price is extremely expensive in Igbo land.
It brings value to marriage because your wife becomes an asset not a partner.

After spending almost 4million naira to marry a woman properly, who born your father to give a miscreant 10k to kill her?

But in some places, just prostrate, say ekpele and give them bush meat to add in making dinner; they'd hand over their daughter to you.

That's why the average Igbo man treats his wife like a goddess.

ubunja:
thanks boss,, how was your crossover

ubunja:
its been a tumultuous year bossman and '22 doesn't promise any reprieve...

As for the song, This side we just grooving without any real understanding of it. It's a beautiful now that I get the message. These songs are uniting Africa more and more. Im here for it

JANK23H:
Are you saying this with conviction?

Heterodox:
You're pathetic.


Not every Olosho are into it for iphone.


Thank God for your privileges. Most don't have the fortune.