₦airaland Forum

samyfreshsmooth:
i'm not sure but frankly i dont give a fûck


because i'm not dating the person that is dating me

Seriously bro! you should give a Bleep Biko. This is a very serious issue

Question of the Day!




Let's here your thoughts. As for me, I doubt oooh!















cc ubunja lefulefu stupidity

pocohantas:
Subsidising the price is better. You know lots of Nigerians are so criminal minded, if they decide to make it free...they'll still hijack it and sell.

Using tissue paper, sand and all sorts, is not just unhygienic but dangerous to the female body system.

sand? how possible?

Hmmm nawa ooh! maybe na to reduce my age bracket to 16 ooh! Atleast make I catch them young for Christ. lol

Female barber? that one na marketing strategy ooh

The snake master






Jodha na when we go do our own na?

lala is that you and your yet to be bride?

dadavivo:
So make we begin buy snail from her now??

When is he going to pay salary and pension so that we can afford to buy snail that is currently exclusive for rich people

Lwkmd oooh!!

[quote author= post=67508480]Interesting....

But I hope and pray the Governor won't be 'working' as a snail in doing his Governorship job[/quote]Hahahahaha nairalanders oooh!!!

Acecube:
The koboko will be put into good use

Hahahahaha lmao!!!

Nice my prophet. We love you!!

Berlyn1:
congrats boo I am happy for you i can't wait to see pictures

Boo for someone about to wed? Inwekwere sense

AryaSand:
How far Oga? You and I are next o. Do and ask me out na. I kukuma love Dogs too.

smh

Congrats lala. On behalf of my boss NwaAmaikpe (Chairman of the Vaseline crew), am supporting this upcoming event with 100 sachets of pure water. Thanks












Sign:

PRO nairaland Vaseline crew

Peterosky:
Bro's you are on your own, my own marriage is just two weeks old, and by God's grace, I am still enjoying it.So,I no can fit advise, after all I was not the person that sent you to marry a beautiful nagging and ego blotted wife. Sorry please, no advice for you from my honeymoon department. Please try and seek the services of a marriage counselor, most preferably a family social work professional.

This one is probably high on codeine diets

fancy4eve:
Don't make it luk lyk u re doing her a favour nd she should not hv a say in her husband,s house.

Why not Try 2 do does tins she lyks, make her happy, argue if is called for nd try talkn out ur problems in a calm way nd pls, u need 2 stop playn bossy all d tym.

Rubbish!

You knew he is a woman beater. You knew he had beaten his ex several times, even in public places but no, she is a walk-about and she's got a loosed tongue so she deserves what she gets. And you on the other hand, you are at home when needed, and you know you can control your tongue. I mean, he can't just be beating women for the Bleep of it, right?

Well, now you're in the relationship... Last week he slapped you once for not picking his call early enough and keeping him waiting outside your mother's house - you should've been with your phone. Yesterday, he slapped you twice because you said you were at home whereas, you weren't there yet, and he figured out - you shouldn't have lied. Today, he punched you once and slapped you thrice as well as kicking you - you deserve it because you refused to pick someone's call when he was around, and this person happened to be a boy, that idiot shouldn't be calling at the wrong time.

That's how it starts - from slaps to punches. You know that's how it starts but you're still there. Even convincing your friends that girlfriends needs strong hands to keep them loyal to their boyfriends, else they'd go astray. You'll still follow those friends and say on social media that men are scum. Is anyone tying you to that unholy alliance? You have a brain, use it! Because people say girls are fish-brained doesn't mean you should be utterly stupid!

Just want to let the public know. Thank you

kokoA:
that has "f*cuked a lot of nigguurs" abi?

Check the definition of intelligent. Did you listened​ to her speach at the Airtel challenge on education? The one Nina was screaming "YES"

NwaAmaikpe's reaction




This is so sad.
This why Nigeria never progresses.
Politicians are elected to represent the people but they loot them, the police are meant to protect the people but they extort them. Lecturers are meant to train students but they exploit them.
Nigerians just never do the job they were called to do.
Why will she accept the job of house help, get paid for it.
Yet wake up late to do her job?
That is the height of negligence to duty.

NwaAmaikpe come and react oooh!

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


congratulations....Okolie


i have never crushed on a man all my life......i wish i can divorce my husband right now and marry you....

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!

The only intelligent girl in BBNaija 2018

Thegamingorca:
Dude
She's asked you to edit that out

18-9-1994


What do you have to say about me bro?

Emzyme:
Lol bro

In abt 3months tym u gonna look back nd laugh


I nearly went on that journey of no return (suicide)

I even drank a lil sniper
Infact I entered d bus buh got down just before the bus got into motion

Bro I might nt b able to understand wat u going through buh b strong

Life ain't easy

Everyone at one time on life experienced it. Mine was twice. Life is all about patience and persistence

MensCabal:
I understand your pain but remember that life is full of possiblities, five years from now you wont be where you are right now and for you to reach such great height you have to start now, to see things differently, remember you were once a boy full of potentials, potentials dont go anywhere and as long as you can breath it means your sickness wouldn't last forever. and you can decide how long you want to be sick, by being hopeful, smiling and doing things that make you happy you will heal faster, how do you think cancer patients fight for their lives, they lose their hair and move on wheelchair, they can barely breathe, or eat, but yet they fight because they know that they have potentials because they know that they wont give up, they arent going to just die. Be your own superman and fight this sickness, dont let it make you sad, refuse to allow this sickness kill you and you will heal faster

Thanks for this post. it gave me sign of relief after reading it. thank you

I hope this question ain't for the males only? It should go both ways!

My sister will ooh! I don't understand that one life. At 24, no bf, alot of Serious young men been on her neck for marriage and she keep turning then down. Me and mumsy just tire ni oooh!

Nigga is probably pussy whipped!

lwanga1993:
this pocohantas... i don't know how old you are..but you really need to be reoriented on how to make friends, and who should be your friend......... if you only keep friends you benefit something from, that makes you a parasitic friend..which needs to be cut off........ and there is nothing like a useless friend. if you call someone a friend there is no way you can refer to him or her as useless because you ain't benefiting from them...... your soo called useless friend today might be your president or a gateway to golden opportunities out there tomorrow .......

you need to have a reshuffle of people you call your friends

Undiluted Truth!