₦airaland Forum

redcliff:
Ypu cant compare a baby born in cold and a baby born in the heat.

WisdomCanada:
That was how I went to a wedding reception with my Aunty, everything was moving fine and the music was awesome, we were all happy and took pictures with the couple, I took selfies with my Aunty too, her name is Mummy B, she is fat, not too fat, I love her so much.. the event was moving fine, but when they started sharing the rice, Mummy B sent me on an errand, to go withdraw some money with her ATM card in a no nearby bank, before I could return, they have finished sharing the jolly rice, I asked Mummy B if she reserved some for me, she said "ahh, Canada ure a big boy, don't tell me u still eat jolly rice at ceremonies", as she was crushing the 2nd chicken lap, supposedly mine. I calmly gave her the money and ATM card and salivated out of the event venue with a teardrop on my chin, I later found out she ate mine, I didn't talk to her for 1whole week. Buh we've reconciled. I still love my Aunty Mummy B.

Ruffychuks:
u & I knw dat d buhari's campaign was 70% sponsored by amaechi so what r talking abt? so now dat buhari has emerged victorious in d elections SW now claims to hv picked him up, u guys never cease to amaze me

Ruffychuks:
taa get out which dirty strategist? Jonathan was voted out Cus of his poor performance and d change pple seeked not Cus of tinubu. tell me one strategy tinubu applied in buhari's victory, just dey talk rubbish. he had strategy n he allowed Lagos gubernatorial election to be a 2 horse race. my man stop deceiving urself dats d greatest harm u can do to urself.

GAZZUZZ:
Overspeed warning. And I guess its a honda city notnot civiv.

Drive slow hommy.

BTT:
Now, if you look at it from your android, it looks like windscreen, if from a BlackBerry, it looks like a silencer. But I shall not be fooled! It is the v8 engine of Bajaj tricycle.

NiceMan4:
You want to get good grades in Nigerian university?


Toughen up to match the stress.

Don't let anyone or anything deter you; some senior students may tell you how you cannot get more than C in that lecturer's course - they just gave you a clue to getting A. Now you know you have to work harder n smarter than them all.

Know your lecturers preference, some may want you to photocopy what they gave you to them, some want new ideas from you, some like you to write bulkily while others emphasize straight to the point. Just understand them n use their keys to open their doors. If you cannot learn to understand your lecturers, you may not..

Start studying early n employ the methods most suitable to you in studying. Never get fed up with reading, the moment you want to, know that it is the point you need it most.

Test yourself, take a book, begin to write on different topics n see your ability to recall. You have the opportunity to correct your mistakes before actual exam.

God is a he ultimate, seek his grace in your studies, it works, from experience

mchimezie:
[size=50pt]GOOOD FOR THE BIIIAAAATCCCHH [/size]

kekakuz:
g[size=20pt]av bin watching the series on naijauncut
wet in for today's update
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