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Popowaa: have had sex in a car about thrice and it's fun.The thought of someone coming to catch you makes it soo daring and increase ur sexual prowess.Sex outside the house is really fun.

Popowaaaaa! No be u dey claim virgin for the oda thread? I think say na secondary Virgin u be wey I no knw say u don combine both Uni n Poly virgin together.

booqee: aww...dis is so sad..and i love dogs. *dabs eye with tissue* oh gosh..and i'm trying so hard not to cry, its just dat i get so emotional on issues like this.

Cry me an Ocean baby

Kejilee: " MAY
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a
neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share
d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby
cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to
enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big
bag but dey didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey
had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a
drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d
cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: "one 4
me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u".... He
immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he
could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... "Father,
pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan
sharing corpse @ d cemetery"... Dey both ran
back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued :
"one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'...
Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said: "wat
about d two @ d gate?"... Come see marathon
race!..d priest almost ran pass d church
gate..shouting: "We are not dead yet
oohh!!!". ....now u r laughing...Abi! Don't b
selfish, share, post, or send it to ur friends. Put
a smile on someone's face"
7 hours ago
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buhahahaha! Nice one! Really got me cracking!! Priest indeed.

Chiamaka01: Chiamaka Osas(fb) You're right. I'm not on 2go.

Chi, why are u not on 2go? Na MTN LITE u dey use? *winks*

mayten30: bro have u used ur medicine today?

Are u high on Jamican weed?

PES
but WINNING ELEVEN rocks my boat anytime!

RIP Doggie. Regards to my precious dog 'DUKKY' when u get to see her, tell her dat I love and miss her!

Popowaa: ayam a virgin

U mean SECONDARY VIRGIN

Popowaa: Ayam a virgin

In ur next world abi?

dayo23: i miss those parties and clubbing for skool, chai!

What are dey asking u what are u answering?
Are u an undergraduate at all?
@OP We should be back in school recieving lectures by 2014.. It wont exceed that

Is Limouzine and Strech Hummer also referred to a car?

I taya for this kyn tin..

Get a life dude!

How many pieces of meat do u have in ur plate?

Dayuuuuuum!

Piece of crap!

Chiamaka01: Done! Are you guys related?

We are close friends actually!

Chiamaka01: ^^^^

Lol.

YoungPRO, long time, oh.

chiamaka how are u? Gimme ur fb name so I can add u or betterstill ur 2go handle..if u use 1

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A lady wanted a house
boy, she went over
to Ofego who then
brought his younger
brother Akpos for the
job.
"What is so special
about dis boy?" asked
de lady."he is sharp" replied Ofego.
Then the lady asked
Akpos " how do i look?"
Akpos replied " you
look like a prostitute". The lady was very furious, then turned to Ofego and said " i can't take such a rude boy". Ofego pleaded with her to wait on a little, he took Akpos to de back of the house and dipped him inside a bucket of water, when he brought him out he said
to him "insult that lady
one more time and i
will dip u inside a bucket of water again". He
took Akpos back to the lady and said " please
ma'am ask him another question;
Lady: If i come home
with a man, who is he?
Akpos: Your husband.
Lady: 2 men?
Akpos: Your husband and his brother.
Lady: 3 men?
Akpos: Your husband,
his brother and your
brother.
Lady: 4 men?
Akpos: Bros Ofego get
the fvcking bucket of
water, i already told u, she is a PROSTITUTE!!!!!

A woman hears
someone knock at the
door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a womanliness??" She
slams the door in disgust.
The next day she hears
a knock, opens up and
its the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door
again.
Her husband gets home
she tells him what
happened for the last
two days. The husband
says to her, "Honey I'm
taking tomorrow off to
be home just in case he
shows up again."
The next morning they
hear a knock at the
door and the husband says, "I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to
see where he is going
with this." The man asks the same question, "Do you
have a womanliness?"
"Yes!" Replies the
woman. The
man replies, "Good!
Would you mind telling
your husband to leave my wife's own alone and start using yours??

Morning ya'll how was ur nyt?

Geez! Is this thread FLYING or what? Huh?