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prescar14: no calculators werent allowed.

Bro we need to yarn. Sent u pm

Guys, were calculators allowed?

I appreciate ur efforts D main man..but...am I the only one that noticed irregularities with the shortcut methods?...Don't u guys see there re inconsistencies in his approximation techniques. I'm jus saying

I appreciate ur efforts D main man..but...am I the only one that noticed irregularities with the shortcut methods?...Don't u guys see there re inconsistencies with his approximation techniques. I'm jus saying

This is the class I need to join

The hardest part is solving the Questions without calculators. I want to know the trick guys...show me

Rich4god: My broda... Chill... Atleast, you have a job. Some dont even have a job and still getting regret mail. Like me, if you type my name for google, na for regret mail my name go show... As in my own done too much. The funny thing is that, even the tests that I got a success mail, the coy just forgot us. I have attended about 3 interviews were they said am successful and will get bck to me, yet nothing from them (in one of the coy, i was shown round and introduced to my dept, yet dey hvnt called me to resume)... So long you have something doing, just keep your faith high and keeping pressing hard. You break through will come.

Thank for the encouragement.

Good morning nairalanders. I graduated from uni 2 years ago, finished my Nysc last year october. I'm here in my office thinking of the last one year after service and how far I ve progressed. I took time out to list out all the tests I have written in the past one year and I have had regret mails. I have a job now but I know I can have something better if I put in a better effort. I'm still in my early 20s and I had a 2.1 in the university. Let me list the companys where I have had regret mails
Access bank
NSE
Firstbank
Keystone
Skye bank
UAC
Honeywell
NLNG
Ernsy n young
Good people is this not too much?...how do u people pass the exams?..especially the CBT. I am not strong when it comes to mathematics. I sometimes find it difficult to answer any math Qs in the CBT with very limited time. Pls guys I need tips on how to pass the mathematics or numerical test questions in any job tests. Thank I know ill get valuable contributions

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wumight89: Anxiously waitin ...... [color=#006600][/color]

Guy success o. Pls help us ask them on a low key if another batch dey.... and come back and give us gist.

shebaa: On skye AC for bsc dat wrote dr test in ib

The bsc guys are having their Ac tomorw here in lagos. Dats all I know. For ibadan do u know the cut off?

shebaa: Hi everyone, what's happening? Any update

Which update?.

Well. U can make a wonderful career from it if u raise your game. The directors and managers of various banks dint get there by sitting down and doing operations work...they got there as a result of the funds they have helped mobilized into the banks coffers.
Marketers get promoted faster than their peers..if they get it right

U can't do this in Nigeria because the people who can employ you will not be using any form of public transportation. They re in their tinted SUVs and private jets, so they can't see you.

And this bullcrap made FP?

Since most companys aptitudes test have almost the same similar pattern. I.e maths n English questions. The average graduate of science courses will do better in the tests than graduates of business and social science colleges. So they will have to train dem like they never went to school before. But if they recruit more graduates from business and social science colleges, the efforts and cost of training entry level staffs will be far lower.
But u can't blame the science college graduates, its d situation in the country and a non existing sector in which they can display their skill.

Let's be hopeful. I think they should still be able to come down to 40 at least. Last years cut off was 40. So let's jus pray dis is in batches.

How could they increase the cut off to 45...dats cruel

EngrDozzyMary: Lolz, ok o! 42.86%...

Did u get the AC test invite?

Hahahah...shove the attachment down her throat. I love the way u narrated this story. God will grant u ur heart desires soon.

Hadet: Hello House,

Please has anyone heard anything about the test result for those in Lag Anything at all? Interview? AC? Anything?

We saw our results immediately after the resit test in lagos. Waiting for skye

Rilwayne001: am nt sure...but most of the people around me are ND holders..

Aii bro.. I wish u success

Rilwayne001: Thank u sir...we were up to 100 if not above 100

100!...and all were ND holders like u?

Ok. I have been observing what's going on here.
Engrdozzy..did u resit the dragnet test too?..if yes pls share ur score
Mr rilwan I know u will get ur guarantors. Trust God. Pls how many candidates were at the AC?

*coughs

nonsonnamani: By Chidinmma George...the female love doctor for men.
Source: www.facebook.com/makeherchaseyou

Every day I get approached by guys who just don't get
it...

Like, from the look of things they think they do but
they just don't.

Have you ever seen an extremely pretty girl who is
dating a guy who looks so damn ordinary that you go
like - "what the heck did that babe see in that dude?"

I hear that all the time; stuffs like - "the dude is too
ugly for that babe jare".

The thing most dudes just don't get is the fact that
when it comes to what makes we women trip, it's
hundred percent different from what makes you guys
trip.

For a lady, all it takes is just to flash some boobs and
probably look you in the eyes in a seductive manner
and bam - you are turned on - that is, you guys are attracted
by what you see.

The mistakes guys make is thinking that what works
for men actually work for women.

They feel maybe if they look a bit good, had six packs
that maybe they will get women swooning around
them.

I see dudes wail about how average or not so good
looking they look. Then I see some others, who don't
really look that fine, give my pretty girlfriends
headaches and heartbreaks.
I see some other dudes who put on great clothes, dress
really nice, forms fresh boys here and there and think it
stops there - only for a guy who they look better than to
steal their girlfriends from them.

Most guys go out, try to get a girl of their dreams only
to watch her turn them down.
Then they start thinking something is wrong with
them; they go like - "maybe it's money, maybe I didn't
spend enough".


So they go out and spend like they are Santa, acts
really nice around her, take all sort of BS from her,
tries so hard not to make her upset. You basically
become a "nice guy" - but the same thing happens; the
girl turns you down again.

Then You give up; you insist something is wrong with
you.

Well, the truth is this - There is something wrong with
you and it is that you just don't get it.

The FACT IS THIS - while you guys fall for what you see,
we ladies fall for some thing else that can NEVER be
seen.

And what is that?

The PERSONALITY and MANLY QUALITIES of a man.
The fact is this; some dudes are so verrry good in
making we women trip that they do it so easily (I have
fallen under the spells of one of such guys -they call
'em "players".

Some other dudes are just plain annoying; so annoying
and uninteresting that we have no option but to turn
them into a play thing.
They call us - we don't pick.
They ask to see us - we give excuses why we can't
(when we might be in a guy's house at that very
moment they called us up to ask)

I hear a lot of pained guys moan about how un loyal we
girls are. It's funny sha; we are the most loyal creatures
if you can be a man with the ATTRACTION TRIGGER
QUALITY we want. We will so stick with you

The fact is this....

Every man can have that quality. Trust me, I'm a
woman - every man can become a man any woman will
kill to want to be with.
It doesn't matter how you look or how much you earn.

When you see a hot babe dating a guy who is almost
nothing - don't wonder why.
It's the way we are wired. It's the way we think. Call it
fish brain or what ever you want.

We trip for personalities you guys trip for booty
To sum up...

- Any man can make women chase after him if he can
have the personality and quality that triggers
attraction in women (I will explain such qualities in
subsequent posts)

- we women don't give a hoot about how you look,
maybe to a little extent we do but we would rather date
an average looking guy who has the personalities that
get we women tripping than a handsome dude who
doesn't.

U ve said so much....but u ve not made a point here. That personality theory does not hold water in this case

myhero4eva: my bro criticism is part of life 4 ppl who wants to do wel. Say d truth and save ur life. Mikel is a disappointment, a lazy player and a liability to nt only Chelsea but any club. He does nt merit d numb 10 shirt...HIT UR HEAD ON D WALL!

Disappointment fa?....do u play football?...so wat is paining u halfwits is jus becos he wears number 10?...he's lazy?..re u his room mate?...how did u know he's lazy?....

FYI...all the players dat advanced through to the last 16 of the world cup stages will still get some weeks to rest...and dats y hazard, courtois, lukaku, schurle etc re not on the list.....the mod who moved this to front page is a bloody fool!....and see how so many pple fell for d stupid propaganda?

Hopkinsjay: This is why Nigeria is backward as a country. So much hatred for your fellow Nigerians. Just over a year ago, you were all celebrating Mikel and Moses, now you are happy at his supposed downfall. You Nigerians have this unfortunate and erroneous belief that Nigeria is a great footballing nation, but the truth is that we are not. we have always been weak at the FIFA World Cup just like any other mediocre country. If English men are not calling for the heads of their players, Spaniards are not calling for the legs of their players and Italy is not calling for the intestine of their players, I humbly submit that we Nigerians should shut the Bleep up and watch football rather than expect miracles from our average footballers. Bad news for you, Mikel and Moses were left out because of their engagement with their National team in the round of 16 at the just concluded FIFA world Cup if solanke, Ake, ada, obe, ibon, ida could make the list, then why will Mikel and Moses not make the list on footballing grounds?

My broda its jus very sad!...check am well most of this people re man utd n arsenal fans. Yes I support chelsea but this is jus hatred.

Its now most of u Nigerians realize mike was slow. When he marshalled the midfield at Afcon nobody said he was slow...after his performance at the confeds, nobody said he was slow...now after brasil 2014 world cup (where I can name over 50 top players who performed below average) then u guys remembered he was slow. If u like it or not he's still the only Nigerian who plays the highest level of football. Mikel is slow and he will always be slow, but has he not achieved so much in his career already?...
My point is the criticism about mikel is unwarranted...its witch hunting!..its unfair