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El-Rufai's body odour is smelling all over this muslim-muslim ticket thing

KalioPeter:
I only wish you had the slightest clue of what I have been through.

I'm not a bad person, and I know that.
I've got my flaws. and I've made a lot of mistakes in the past, which I've learned from.

now, you can't think straight, with my Uncle on my neck all the time.
I want to leave his house, I want to get my own Barbing Shop.
and I want to take care if my mother.
is that too much to ask for?

I can't even save a dime since I started living with my Uncle and working for him.

it's been insults upon insults, is it a bad thing that I don't have a father? or my Mom is poor?

You only need strength of mind to absorb a lot of things because worse than these might still come your way as you grow older. Insults is what people in your shoes have to endure. You talk of insults, how are you sure if your uncle had a son, he would not insulting his son? How are you sure if your father was alive, he would not be insulting you? Do you even know the insults some people who earn good money have to endure on a daily? People papa o

Taking care of your mother is a lifelong endeavor. You need to start thinking of the building blocks that can keep you earning money to achieve this desire of taking care of your mother. Have you learnt any other skills apart from your barbing skill? Have you thought up new ideas you can suggest to your uncle to help the business more? That is where 'work smarter' comes in. Have you used this same phone of yours to scout and invite more people around to your cut their hair through social media? What exactly have you done to improve where you are. Because even if you go elsewhere, you may still find something else to dislike.

Bro you're too young for all this sadistic face wey you dey carry up and down jare

KalioPeter:
I'm 17

I just see you a person who wants to have his cake and eat it.

You currently have an uncle with solutions to your immediate problems. His crime is that you don't like him and his environment. Instead of thinking of how to help the business successful, in turn developing yourself more, save more, attract more customers and open another shop from there, your negative-filled mind prefers to pay him in an unworthy way.

Go follow your fraudster friend. You're both of same kind. You don't deserve your uncle

KalioPeter:
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What does that mean?

It means that following your thoughts pattern, you will most likely make bad decisions. You're only 17, not even 27, not 37

You can't remember when last you smiled?..

Don't wear your problems on your face. Everybody here including everyone encouraging you have their own problems. Own yours.

The smaller problem is that you don't like your uncle and the environment? But he is currently solving your bigger problems while you are even still cheating him.

Now, your desperation is about to lead you into an even bigger problem.

I have seen people with worse dentition and they are so confident opening all their 32 while laughing. Their message to me? Go fvkk yourself if you don't like my teeth!

If you are 100% sure nobody knows you were meant to go then I am more curious as to how he knew what you're going for and even with date?

I haven't an advice for you. But I know there many things in life we can't explain.

Ironically, that guy might be somewhere now suffering loneliness/depression. If not now, later on. One should never be extreme with any ideas

The average woman, married or not does not like condom. Maybe she is sure you have no infections, else she'd insist on condoms.

If your assertion is any true, then it's probably because they are on family planning contraceptives.

Ftc try and know that Peter Obi is not my choice.

Forget Obi chanting, e no go solve Nigeria problem

He was an option for me. But he has lost my vote

And where each state is located on the map?

Considering the upcoming elections, I was imagining the whole Nigeria and fitting the states but when I cross-checked the exact location of the states on the map, I realized I totally missed many states eg where Ebonyi, Zamfara etc are located on the map.

Is the exact location of any state different from what you have always thought/imagined?

Tinubu has lost my vote.

...Until overdose of the pill leads them to become psychologically deficient.

That part that says he's not asking for what he is not is enough for any lady that fits in to give a try.

There are people across all facets of life regardless age, location, social status needing company.

Asides financial and material things, the high and mighty also need things the poor and lowly need.

I need too.

Different strokes for different folks

Make I no talk

Get off your high horse bro

Had this friend we went to Jamb lesson together with that year. We were not dating but it was obvious I liked her.

A guy I knew then was their family friend from years back before I met her. Me, the guy and the girl ended up attending same university. I run into the girl once in a while on campus. We generally greet, gist a bit and move on because there was really nothing. Never really wanted to date her.
Then one day in 300L, she saw me on campus and after we talked for a bit, she asked what I was doing for the day. She accused me of never even bothering to know where she stayed. We ended up going to her hall and made out. The sex was good. She even cooked and kept hinting at how good it was. Dunno why but for some reason, my respect for her increased after that day.

Was to find out years later that the girl dated the guy but he was always badmouthing me. Maybe to spite the guy or sheer curiosity why I wasn't so fascinated about her, she offered it to me. No prior talk about it, no intentions towards it and boom she gave me the cookie with no price attached.

I think you should tune down the emphasis on Australia. Being a citizen or even working there

This cannot be Nigeria. The use of block, walking down an alley etc, and the sheer idea of fccking against the wall on the streets

But then... Married women are known to have very many different fetishes. But the society never lets them comfortable enough to open up. Some crave anal, being tied, or maybe even more, like rimming or fisting. Rimming and fisting may sound extreme but they now in practice more. Welcome to the 21st century. You can blame the porn industry.
Some would even like her man to fvcc another lady while she watches or crave to fcck another man while pregnant.

But the average Nigerian wife can never tell these things cos she knows she will be looked down on unlike the West where is less judgmental.

Did you take her friend's number?

Too many red flags.
Single mother with a co-owned shop selling boxers, baby clothes, toys and drinking alcohol with her co-owner in the shop?
Is this her friend also a single mother?

But seriously, for your sanity, just blame it on the alcohol and move on. Don't be naïve, these things happen when you date the streets...

I don't like professionally shot porn videos. So I don't know names of porn stars. The homemade ones recorded through phone is better. I just prefer the African/black American homemade videos. I can relate better.

No stars, just regular people doing their thing and recording

There are stories of Exes who got back together and eventually married. Many are still married till date with healthy and stable marriages

majamajic:
She is not up to that age , she should be around 15 now . She can't be 23 and still be in secondary school

ExudeLoveToAll:
She is a minor , your stats are wrong.

Ok, I thought wrong then. Guess my stats are wrong.

Grandpa should rest.

I still wonder how the North work around the law to get married to under-aged girls and not get prosecuted

For me, it's not about the credit alert, but the accompanying text message

Lost Without You - Robin Thicke

Sholabomi, sex with you was an experience I can't forget

Jayrockk:
The man na pedophile

I think she's around 23 now. She was 11 in 2010.

The problem here is that people have not updated the image of the young Emmanuella they remember .

Badboibipo:
I don’t understand how a guy will subscribe to 20k Snapchat page of a girl he will never meet in real life, what type of simping is that?
These boys on Snapchat pay 20,40,50k just to watch a girl fvck another man or watch a girl masturbate and they think that is cool? What level of simping is that? When will these boys ever have sense?
If it was 1k maybe I could have understood the need to just play around, not 50k just to watch a girl you will never meet have sexxxx? That’s pathetic!

Since you have justified 1k, then you have justified the 50k. Because if 50k was like 1k to you, you'd also subscribe

Hey Annycase5, I really haven't much to say but other people including some of us responding to you now have been through one hell of a mess or another and eventually came through. You too should come through. Those thoughts may come but, take life one day after another.

Whatever you are going through is in one way or another out of your decisions or inactions. To correct it all, it takes your decision or actions.

I think you need to find every way possible to start earning something.

Whatever you do, keep living. One day at a time. For your boy.

Stockholm syndrome.

The idea is never to use money/favors to attract and keep a woman. Especially when sex is involved, she'd unconsciously take the sex as repayment. After all, you were gaining something from her.