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www.nairaland.com/1402108/igbos-yorubas-hausas-xtian-muslim

...That's all

ebamma: and bonario is her hidden username

Choi! See punch line...men you guys make my day fun!!!

1MCN: I've learned from experience that when a human being is desperate for a thing they can become either so aggressive or so humble but as soon as they get what they want and the pain of the want wanes they seem to forget too soon. Ember months used to be the period that records the highest cases of domestic fire incidents in this country. That used to be due to people buying and storing petrol around their homes for use during the yuletide festivities as the commodity was harder than a goldmine. Today is Dec. 9th no rumour of impending fuel scarcity (artificial or real) and you walk or drive into a filling station and you collect what you want without any stress whatsoever. In fact, most of the stations are running promos this Christmas season. I tell you solemnly, Nigeria may never have an administration like this again in its history if it doesn't take time.

O boy, those days na war o! We queued and hustled just to enjoy xmas. Thank God its over now.


We quickly forget where we have come from in this country.

praiseeva: Dis thread is so funny I wish uncle apoti's madam safe delivery nd kip us update so we can cum nd eat rice

Cum ke? You and who? Apoti she is on her own o

*nice thread!

nipeks001: Of course it's either 2 or Oyedepo has started nlanding but this your rent dey make me suspect say you dey lie o,lol but i still go with number 2 anyways.
1)I'm on crew cut.
2)I love bollywood movies.
3)I'm a fan of BBA.
Note:the next poster should answer the last poster before posting his/her lie game.

Its actually no.1

Between 12:25am to 12:35am, your reasons has reduced by half. By dawn, your reasons will be forgotten.

www.nairaland.com/1549691/adolf-hitler-top-10-reasons

Na wa o!

Oga, you no get boot for your motor?

Abi your name na Thomos (Seeing is believing)





*my 100th post on Nairaland

Fight ke? Oga, una be delivery men o! Nigeria just placed two seperate orders!

The order is called 3 points!
The delivery address is Brazil 2014!


You have about 6months to prepare it, FYI, there is something we call "efizzi", so pls package well and deliver it in style!

When I saw the topic initially, two things readily came to my mind.

1. Fani Kayode is the name of a bingo

2. Fani Kayode is the name of a lunatic

ATOYEJE: Google is ur frnd concernin ur qqustnable topic.. Dont mind me i cant read all wot u post dr is too lenthy 4 my likin

Bros!!! No vex, na the 1/2 bottle of small stout wey you drink dey worry you so o. Abeg, google no be your friend for this matter, na sleep you need!

When day break, come read am again with clear eye...and do the needful to your "qqustnable" reply







Abeg next time no dey rush comment for threads

For me its Earl Klugh, Dave Koz, Enya...etc
These guys makes driving on the freeway fun!


OP, these are music for the matured minds!
Not all music is food for the soul (sane)

That's my girl! Nothing do you!!
Bad belle pipo no even know say them dey work for you!

Lagos...an example that oil alone isn't what drives an economy.


Borno state una try!

Kano! If I hear say una make mouth again for anything in this country! Most populous my...


Where Abia money go na?

einsteino: Airtel offers. Unlimited data in kenya and the cost isn't up to 4k per month. Why can't they provide at least 1gb for 1k in 9ja?

Nigerians abuse anything free! Half of their time on the net is used in berating the government...so one govt official visited airtels's office with a sealed directive from the "top"

Now nigerians will pay tru the nose to use data on android phones.

Nairaland go soon dey sanitized.


FYI, this isn't a FACT!

deols: what are you talking about and why the rhetoric? Say what you want to say plain and simple.

Your reply was on the statement that some of these people that slay and burn during religious riots are always "high" on something.

Yet you wrote "religious function"...

deols: Very reasonable.

I find it hard to fathom how Christians agree with what their religion is against when they need to go against Islam.

Any Muslim who needs to get 'high' for a religious practice is definitely deceiving himself.

Deols, that statement is an open door to attacks on your person.

Burning and slaying humans is not a religious function. Is it?

hybee_noni: I agree wt ur opinion nd jst wanna mk dis clear dt as a current resident of Sabon Gari in kano state, the smashing of d beer bottles was nt done inside sabon gari, bt since the sharia law is not applied in sabon gari, I think d govt cn avoid creatin confusion to Non kano residents by issuin out licenses to those allowed to sell alcohol inside sabon gari, this way their activities nd distributions of d drinks cn b well monitored

I do not know the geography of kano state, pls for those who know, is sabon-gari a border town?
Because those clamoring for selective application of the shariah law need to know that any alcohol beverage laden truck passing through shariah areas enroute sabon-gari risks being burnt!

If the law permits shariah in kano state, let it be in practiced in its entirety. You don't go to Medina and ask for beer because of your beliefs!

Ismahill: U knw d problem of dz country, we dnt appreciate our own.if dm sell imported rice 4 70000 sm pple go still buy am.no b naija

I know that even if it sells for more, many Nigerians will still buy.

I am not interested in that class of Nigerians. I'm more concerned with those earning 150000 and below per month

The moment you pay dowry with the consent of your families...at that very moment (not a second more), bro! You are married to her.



*but since no one is an island, she has a family, that belongs to a community, and marriage is a happy occasion, then you celebrate (traditional marriage) as her culture demands (don't do fetish o)



*and if you profess a religion, then you need your God's blessings. It is equally very important.




*i for one foresee the mix of both the traditional/religious marriage ceremony in the future. Hausa Muslims have done it.

Fkforyou: Na from harmless dinner e dey start...
Anyway R.I.P to d woman.

Abi! My question: what if the message mix up didn't happen?

I would have preferred the placing of very high import duties on these items and on the other hand providing huge grants, tax cuts, etc on the indigenous alternatives.

When a bag of imported rice starts selling for 70000 NGN, and the same bag of Nigerian grown rice sells for 8000 NGN no one will tell us not to develop taste for Nigerian rice.

Same for fish, tomatoes etc

Where are the human rights advocates? I need your contribution ASAP.






*sahara reporters, why una no "break" this news na?

omonla555: You are a liar and also a thief, where is your proof?. Where did you take the photographs?

Why the bitterness and name-calling?
Do you work for The Herald?

Imanuelle: very good job sir,

albeit, you should have still gone down abit at least,

the foundation is a threat man.... less than 50k and it would have been solid.

I have seen houses built on rock since my primary school days in the early '80s still standing. Have you been to Kogi state before?

brabus: Very impressive!

A similar project in Ogun state costs around N400k

500 blocks - N60k
25 bags of cement - N45,000
Sharp Sand Sand - N27,000
Gravel - N27,000
Plaster Sand - N6,000
Reinforcement for the Lintel - N5,000
Windows (4) - N20,000
Electrical work
- wire - N7000
- switches/sockets - N4000
- others - N10,000
Mechanical work
- various sizes of pipe - N5000
- toilet/bath set - N12000
- kitchen sink - N3000
- others - N3000
Tiles - 14 cartons @ N850 - N11400
PVC Ceiling - N15000
Septic tank/slab - N20000
Rubber tiles for floor - N5000
Roofing sheet/Nail - N26000
Roofing Planks, Nails etc - N18000

Workmanship
Bricklayer- N50k
Electrician - N10k
Plumber - N10k

kitchen cabinet - N15k

Bros, I have some questions.

*this house no get door?
*Carpenter and iron bender no work for the house?



@topic, the op said "self-contain" room, so why is everyone acting like he said a duplex or a skyscraper?

Op, what is the size of your room? Plus, how did you factor in labour costs?

chimajii: Don't taste the food during cooking, which still turnout perfectly delicious

^^ Only and If U're a PRO....i.e... U culinary skills are off the chains...otherwise...u better taste that thing 2 know whatsUp with it....U don't wanna be in for some Overly salted food or even tasteless shii...

S/N: d only time this becomes a bad habit is when it's done in Excess.....

Done in excess? Bros, better hunger don catch you before?

I remember school days, I dey finish beans for fire. If I hear

astronautog: MY OWN NA IF I FRY DODO I GO CHOP AM FINISH B4 E CUM DOWN 4RM FIRE

Why is it always dodo? Most guys have a weakness for fried plantain. Even if no be me dey fry am, unless I no enter the kitchen, one or two must enter my mouth!

*madam sabi vex for that o! I just tell her say "her food dey captivate me"

1. I hate dogs
2. I pay an annual rent of 25million
3. I have a private jet