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@topic, why dem no open windows na? Breeze for full everywhere! That's how its done in some buses. You pay premium for an a/c bus from uyo to abj, and before you get to enugu's 9th mile, the driver switches off the A/C...na opening of windows till lokoja



*as for sahara reporters, these guys have a weakness for blaming the Nigerian Government for everything! Why bring in Oduah, Enugu etc into a story of Delta air that landed in Lagos?

The population sample for that survey is flawed. 7/10 of the world? Haba?

Justin Bieber ke? If to say na Micheal Jackson, I for gree small.

Queen Elizabeth no be here o! Even the Justin Bieber dey spend POUNDS STERLING!!!


Abeg which face dey for the pounds?

Biko, you have entered one chance! Tecno neva begin do OTA o!

Abeg na who dey background so?

"That awkward moment..."

Infomizer: And we shouldn't forget Kevin Carter's "The Vulture and the Starving Child".

That picture was taken in the sudan. I remember seeing it in a cyber cafe in kaduna years ago, half of the people in the cafe came to my console...it was sooo emotional. I remember one lady, just walked out without logging out her ticket, holding in the obvious tears.



*@topic, these ones really got to me now;
16, The embracing couple in the collapsed factory (dead of course)
18, The falling man...(God save us all)
24, Finding out his brother was killed (I can imagine someone returning home only to be stopped and told a loved one is dead...God forbid!)

I will not even wait for the "if" to arise. For crying out loud, what will I be doing with two kidneys, if I loose her? Una dey think so?

Just as some will see it as a commendable action, others will call him a "chicken"

OS version 2.3 gingerbread
Music/video/pictures/media= screenshot, mx player

Productivity= flashshare, kingsoftoffice, link2SD,swiftkey 3 T, SQLite Mana, mosquitoGo, financial calculators (my bank no fit cheat me for my interest calculations again) etc

News= major news widgets

Social Networking= instagram (waiting for seun's NL)

Religious=bible KJV, MultiVersion

Igbos should gini? Bid? Abeg na contract?

This kagawa dey worri no be small

ebamma: i see, if them no release my ijaw brother before 4pm, we will wipe benin republib off the world map, #militant mode activated

Your ijaw brother wey don disown you tey tey

Waiting for the game o

Nadia_SA1: Can yall please rate mine..

My name is nadia
I come from canada

I love cats
On the mat

Why did you continue with three words? The four words were cool

"My name is nadia
I come from zambia

I live in pretoria
And sometimes in barcelona"


Word!

Kudos to the NP!


But NP, when una go get proper uniforms? I see 5 policemen, with five uniforms from their individual tailors.

PHIPEX: The extreme pessimism of Nigerians about Nigeria give credence to whatever evil the western media says about us. Some of us are so fast in believing every negative report about us but questions any positive news from Africa. Don't be surprised some Nigerians will agree with CNN if they say 90% of Nigerians are poor. It's what Chimamanda calls "The danger of a single story".

That was one presentation I will not forget!

I agree totally, but in the spirit of zoning, to fully potray our federal character, let the name be zoned to the northeast. Eg borno stock exchange!

FiZYoH: E get as e de do me,dommee...any day any tym DO ME

E get as e dey do me...even comedians lapped that line!

Do me rocked...

Nadia_SA1: Do me!! #1


cause I love being "done"

I envy your "cook"!
Such a lucky fella

Ajibel: This is sad. This is the problem we're going to be having because of the poor state of our league.

No Nigerian clubside has even made a move for any of the players (even the worst in the team) for his signature

Them fit pay? When they have used monies for players welfare to acquire wealth for themselves and become bloated like toads. Oh, add the usual disgusting politics into the mix...

Bia, you this OP, olatunji21, take ya time o!

Why you caption this thread like that? Wetin BRF do you? Bekiaful. I haff warned you!

hardbody: You dey mad, na lawyer wear am?

We will sue the whole of teh armed forces (army, police, navy, oga at the top, ) everybody go begin come court come answer question. You wan try us

No worry, jus follow your client wey wear camo, enter military hand them. When they wan discipline your client, stop them, come begin speak plenty grammar, quote all the law and constitution, phone Amnesty International join. After the whole thing, abeg come post una (you and your client) picture for us make we see





*e be like say you no sabi say A/C no be fan

idupaul: Do people even know the meaning of the word camoflage .. Even black when used in the dark becomes a camoflage .. And for Jungle issue camoflage every Army has their signature camo pattern and the OPs right has clearly been violated if he wasn't wearing the official issue of the Nigerian army and especially if was wearing a fashion print version tailored in a way that does not bear any semblance to gear designed for combat role .

Plenty grammar!

Before you'd even say "do you peo..." Guy na stars you go begin see



Leave the military outfits (or any semblance of it) for them please!
Don't tell me you haven't heard of cases where people commit heinous crimes dressed in these garbs. Even those with "army" stickers on their cars violate traffic laws...yet are civilians!

akereconfi: Thank Your God say u no pick pin or frog jump. You dey nigeria dey talk about Human right when you wear CAMOU........................ wear am pass army barracks with your Lawyer next time.

That lawyer go quote the whole Nigerian Constitution while doing frog jump

wheesin: It is a clear violation of my rights.. I have d rights to put on any cloth i buy... So fvck off

Human whatt? Please wear that thing you buy and walk into a military post. Na there you go know say khaki no be leather!
Lorbish!

I wish it wasn't cropped. I am still trying to process the pic. Its creepy though

The proper name for this "thing" should be "clamp"

ogugua88: An 18-year-old is a teenage adult. How many teenagers are ready for relationships with adults?

Even though age is just a number, I see no reason as to why an adult would be chasing a teenager (unless he's like 22 and she's 18). If it was my sister, I would tell him to steer clear of the OP... and you. Maybe the age gap and the fact that he's old and she's fresh is the reason he's feeling somehow and running to Nairaland for advice.

Something tells me this "woman" is his student...OP, that is a NO NO.

Go fish in familiar waters abeg.