otijah:
After your 2nd tenure try and run for presidency cause I swear there is no stopping you.
You are truly a democrat

....because he wan sell plane?

I have come to understand that taking the street names of cars to classify them is just being ignorant.

If we say this car is big for nothing in technical terms etc, can someone tell me what to say about
Bulldog
Evil spirit
End of discussion
Discussion continues
Thank you daddy etc

OP, are you willing to relocate? Cos you seem settled in Lagos. Some bigger honest fishes are swimming lazily waiting to see some bait thrown this way.
If we swallow, will you reel us in?

Sent from Abuja

Post Nigerian kids, then we go talk

I just cant

WHERE ARE THE GATE JUMPERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM

ziccoit:
I hope this is not true. Whoever behind this doesn't definitely mean well for this nation. Where is the independency of 2nd arm of government? Who has the power to stall the inauguration? The only person I know is the president himself who has stated repeatedly not to interfere in the affairs of other arm of government. I think the news is false until otherwise proved.

Where are the gate jumpers wen you need them

lifestyle1:
The only thing i read and understood in the article was where he mentioned pepper soup.

You missed the part where he said suyaing, isiewulising etc.
Imagine writing that in WAEC without appropriate inverted commas etc...omo na f9 things o

rafhell:
fatty
ugly
fallen breasty

trust me when i say that bre@st don fall.
you go hate this kind babe when they n@ked

Nicely said Mr six-pack

I don't wanna know.

kayalla:
This when u dey night vigil and the preaching no dey enter ya head.

Wicked

nanyya5000:
I'm sure some parents will give their kids the holiday themselves esp in the northeast.

North-wetin?
The whole north wont have kids in school. Even Kogi sef.

enoqueen:
where are his kids?

Good question

Burger01:
Where's the crowd? What's massive about this tiny crowd?

These crowd is the most massive, considering the circumstances surrounding them. Dont forget there is a total ban on vehicular movement.

IbnSultaan:
If the government truly can not fight Boko Haram ..then GEJ should not leave Maiduguri alive today, but if he does then he is Boko Haram"

May your wish not come true, because i still believe in my country.

Freedom of speech is truly not for some people.

I will boil, fry, steam, roast, bake and smoke the fish.
Its really big

bushdoc9919:
The man is 62 years old. He could have other causes for his ''impotence''...like diabetes,STD'S. etc.....

Dey there dey speak English

elijahdre:

Umi zero is 43700.
Delivery to kaduna is between 2500-3000 depending on the logistics company u prefer

Make that cubetalk 32G, to zaria?
How much?

BenGlobal1:
Zhould make it worzt I gueze?

Na wetin dis one type?
Should = zhould...Abeg no be d same 5 letters?

kobikwelu:
By proxy, its the governor. He is the de-facto head of the party in the state. He controls the party structure and hence can dictate who is on that list.
Aka power of incumbency

Really? Yet Ambode won instead of Fashola's Man?

Feranmicharles:
Tinz like dis doesn't happen in france

This thing is becoming stale. Una no dey outgrow some kain things?

Dnaz:
U had malaria and d doctor got d diagnosis right so what is ur problem. U walk into a doctor's office and expect him to automatically know what is wrong with u without asking questions, please do u think u came to see a native doctor ? We live in d tropics so 90% of fevers is due to malaria, but you want him to run tests that u cannot even afford. Later u curse him for billing you too much. It's people like you that get deceived by the quacks who use computers to ascribed funny diseases to people. Diagnosis involves history, physical examination and then investigation in that order but u want him to jump to the third. I am tired of Nigerian patients. U call ur Nigerian trained doctors quacks only to run abroad and be treated by the same Nigerian trained doctors. Pathetic nation

Naijasinglegirl, your doctor dey Nairaland ooo

azaania:
The best way is for each person to vote his/her favourate housemate based on entertainment regardless which country he comes from because we are all africans . This campaign things are non sense this is not political election, otherwise africa will be more divided than become united.

For on top BBA again?
Na wa o

Its a good development, although, independence exists in theory, in practice, however, influence abound.

Highflyer3:
Sitting in the midst of two chubby women uncomfortably and the bus conductor yelled "Na five five per seat o"

I suffer this one from CMS to Ajah one hot afternoon, when that Lekki toll was under construction. Before we reach Chevron abi Agungi roundabout, omo, I wan faint. Bike man wey carry me enter Thomas estate that day come dey look me one eye, like say I be sickler.

olmde:
Excuses that don't hold water. I hate it when pple use "my father is sick" or "my father died when I was young" excuses. She said she had been accused wrongly of eating the babies food, maybe she shld watch the video; she was eating the food!!! I hope she gets the maximum 15 yrs.

Well said.
I would have borne it if that child were 4 years, but a baby! Mehn, im still haunted by her cries. Her excuses dont hold water.

SuperModerator:
Why was the President praying with the Judaist and praying the exact way they pray?
Why was the CAN President, Ayo Oritesejafor praying with them too?
when will this people stop embarrassing Nigeria

The moment you added the last question, you goofed big time.
Leostritch has done enough to put you in place.

This is a lesson for next time.
And for all those screaming about Jewish symbols on our currency, your ignorance and the lack of shame for it is epic.

Now I can confidently say "question for the gods"

ShortPistolZA:


Nah, I'm just violent

I honestly can't do cute & girly. Got too much fire in my soul for rainbows & lollipops.

...and butterflies

Oya everybody come and wash yourself clean, speak big big grammar, castigate Nigerians ( like say you no follow), then go back to your corrupt ways. Looking for how to defraud, bribe, collect graft etc. After all na Nairaland we dey.

At least one million a.boki's will believe the pic.
Don't ask me, I've seen them argue over Drogba and all those cut and paste Aston Martins, villas and suitcases filled with cash on badly printed wallpapers