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onila: Lesotho

Who knew there was a ski resort in Africa?...smh

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See why I follow your threads? This is informative and entertaining. God bless you

Ezeibe: See u in court.....

Abegi! I am waiting for the day when runners-up in elections will congratulate the election winner in this country.



One clown is even asking INEC for a refund! Imagine!

onila: the British legend Elton John asked her out

the gay Sir Elton John? Oooooh! Why she no gree for him nau?

It depends sha

Eneze1: what goes around comes around, he will soon find someone that can cook better than her and so also blow his mind with intimate pleasure

God bless you jare!

So for 10 years all he could see his wife do was cook and sex? Such a shallow minded man!

I don't know why I tend to believe baba's tale...

The other guy makes me laugh! Asking NNPC to allow the over loading of trucks so they could buy off the excess! Imagine the temerity?

As for the one looking for the "fruit of the womb" after sampling lots of women outside, well,...my mouth shut-up!

My favorite soap is dettol cool soap. It is made in Nigeria

Sorry for your loss bro! Just man up, move on...its just a paragraph on a page in your life's story.

A little heads up...
Don't expect much understanding from this forum. You'd be getting lots of jeers, name-calling etc! This is nairaland!

Like I said, just man up and let go...but, move on! It happens...its life!

Idowuogbo: Piercings? NO! Tatts? Yeah!

Tatts? Like lil tunechi's?

Happy bday vizboy!

If you hear your name, meet us under the mango tree for some serious reasoning

god_of_music
Kaeyame (where dis babe dey sef?)
Nadia_SA
Mazizi tonene
Beennkumar
Lirusehn
Dannylux
Deejay_harry1
Idowuogbo
Rosebetty (bia, leave that garri come this side)
Vizboy (just come taste, then go back inside go meet your guests)

Adex097:
*in martin luther king jnr's voice*

I HAVE A DREAM !!!!

I wish them all da best

that dream is still being fulfilled even as I type.

If Keshi says he can win the world cup is it too much to hope for?

Which of us enters the higher institution and wants to graduate with a "pass"

I understand the need for being practical, but to hope for the best is one of the reasons we exist as humans!
The stuff heroes are made of starts like that!


Last line: I aim for the moon, if I miss it, at least, I'd land a star!!!

jamp: Congrats to Seun but how will I benefit if nairaland grows

Your benefit is to harness the growth and make money through ads etc


*by the way, na us go make am grow o

joeydozzy: Its not a data plan but an sms update plan

Seun, isn't it about time nairaland had a mobile app?

macof: Yoruba can never be extinct, it can only evolve

Yea, it can only evolve into ENGLISH!

omiobo: Hmmm,I know of the unromantic chic but aint in the mood to e-fight. I..o..u..o..b..o anyone can help fill in the gap

Yeye dey smell, no worry she go soon land here!


@her, I hope you are fully recovered from the flu!

Uteghe :
Akpabio the murderer! Between deportation and kidnapping and murder which is worse?

Murderer? Has he murdered or kidnapped anyone you know of?

Or are you just typing poo!

couldn't you at least even dignify it with the word "alleged"?

Donalð Genes: @OP will you stop dragging my state into this?

So you na confirm calabar man?



*@Topic, this word "DEPORT" dey make me vex no be small! Now na so so deport we go dey hear for media until Anambra Gov Election come dash us another mumu phrase!

-Mr Cork-:
..yes...I posted my 17 inches London on nairaland last month & it had 10 million views..truss me

17 whattt?


Are



You


A


Donkey?

Bia, wait first! £1mill na plenty money o! Choi, that's like 255mil naira!

Abeg how much them pay those people for big brother?





*but, I can't fit o! Its just mind blowing to think of...I'll pass!

Harbosede02: Gurl,i wud advice u 2 kip tinz bottled up!don't tell ur dad,don't tell ur sistas,pray abt it,no prayer is 2 small, a man cheating on hez wyf is beta than a wyf cheating... karma wud eventually get 2 ha,and everyfin she relies on wud turn 2 nafin!jst pray,prayer is d key.

Na wetin I no like be this! Coming from a lady sef! My dear, cheat na cheat. IMO

Abu Mikey:

Na God go punish my secondary school Principal!!

Idowuogbo: Taboo!!!! No touch ground, stand up!!! Haba, how my madam go dey dobale for me? Stop it o! U dey disgrace me na how bois na? Dem don begin talk "Aunty Bado, buy me face-cap?"

You are one fun person. And your comebacks no get part two o.

cjeriia: Total no of outcomes= 2 i.e. win + lose
No of possible outcomes= 1 i.e. Win or lose
Stats: Prob of win= win/(win+lose)=1/2=50%
Prob of lose= lose/(win+lose)=1/2=50%

Does that answer your question..?

Thanks jare!!!

moshino: Did they even have 50% chance of winning that game, Arsenal were playing the defending Champion at Old Trafford, where Arsenal does not have a good history of winning. Even professional bookies in Europe had the betting odds against arsenal. It was a stupid, ignorant and purely emotional bet for the arsenal fan.

I meant the probability of him winning the bet was 1/2...it was either he won or he lost his house

Acidosis: So who are those that occupy the front seats?

Me. I love sitting in the front, and I go to church early.


*that was before I joined a unit in the church

I have also attended one ECWA church where a sitting Dep. Gov welcomed me at the door...(He was an usher, and he stood the whole service)
Guy, I was humbled. Its an experience I won't forget.

imperiouxx: I don't check it until I notice I'm moving at the speed of light

And when you do, what does it show? 80kM/hr?



*i don't check mine frequently, except on the freeway, sometimes the road could tempt one to overspeed, abj-kad express for instance.

I'm more concerned with my rpm and fuel level

In my church, rich men are ushers

For a 50% chance of winning, that was a very wrong bet