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mazizi tonene: Tenchu...oya Wey ur own

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BTW, Wahs d meaning of Tenchu ??

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OmoUSH: : In my busy faculty today, i was standing alone when one of my very charming female coursemates came around and gave me a warm embrace. She then refrained and held my hands while looking directly into my EYES. I Also fixed mine on her's, u know nao, tryin to be flirty too, but winthin some seconds, tears dropped from my two eyes. I felt so awkward. I am not familiar with her. I mean we don't even talk before. She took a thorough look at the tearful eyes, blush, let go of my hands and left without saying anything. Pls, nairalanders, did I disgraced myself? And why the silly tears wey just kon ruin my day?

Dullard of the year... Yu were crying because she hug yu ... Chai
What if she grab ur balls or about giving yu BJ ?? I leave the answer to ur imagination

Keep up the good work bro... Keep rolling it in....

mimicue: Jimmy choo shoes...Christian loubs heels...
Indian hair
Iphone5

MK bags,
versace, tees
mikel kors wristwatches
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Zanotti sandals
Givenchy tees
And range rover sport

Na only God fit buy thiz tinx for yu Oooo

Bur yu wucked Oooo

chaircover: If I get you right you are saying that people come to visit your FIL & they are rather posh.
Not a problem so please dont stress yourself. Go shopping and buy good quality snacks; biscuits, nuts, savory snacks and drinks that are not too common; you can even make chapman.
Grill plenty chicken marinated in unusual spices or put it on skewers you know like stick meat. All this will cost you but it will cut down on your stress levels.

Invest on effizzy plates/serving dishes and place it on the plates with the drinks . . . .You dont have to cook meals for all your guests.

. . . .They will probably enjoy that more than foo foo and ogbonna

Like seriously I will implore you to follow CC advice coz wiv this ur explanation on hw picky they are most especially FIL's following this idea will be the best bet for you...

Did I hear yu say 3weeks Madam abeg find house help join body Ooo else yu go jst kill for kitchen....

rafhell: Is she a virgin

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mak I ask IFA ??.....

mazizi tonene: d question is what you want for xmas not your life dreams/aspirations

**faints**

bellong: To those who need my legal services-
Tunapa and Yusuph-, you have to pay the
consultation fee upfront before I can even
listen to your complaints. The fee is too
much to be written here, see me in camera.

Name ur price bro.. We are one family here, so feel free and let the bird out of the sack...

mysticalgal: broseye i no sabi spoketh pigeon english
e be like say my name has been customised on
his iris..

Lolsss... No be only Iris na Athena yu suppose say

cdamsel: its love baby

Love keee just like that, the person wey we never see eachother .. Na so people dey Love

Which kind love be that ? Blind Love or Blind Date

Idowuogbo: Bobo, I sight u!!

Fanx dear.... Fine boy full NL Oooooo hw I wish am a lady, I for yansh all of em......

Stroll in... I dey feel all ur pics guys...

Thumbs up niccur...

Badosky of life I double zoom you....

Cdamsel babe... Yu r sighted.....

cdamsel: why na always me dey appease the goods?its not good oooo, wetin ii dey dem sef

But na me make that comment na,how come e turn to mysticgal?

Don't mind me jawe I was dosing typing bur all the same yu need to fulfil all the requirements...

Failure to comply hmmmmm wat happened in 1834 will repeat itself...Oooo

@Badosky of life.. I double ZoOooom yu wiv my binucular.. Thankx so much for the prayer I really appreciate it... Ayam hale n healthy now.. One love keeps us together..
Have I claimed the prayer ?? . Walahi devil is a liar AMEN !!!
**deep kiss** sowie NairaPOGRAPHIC error **tight hugs**

@Dygeasy welcome to the brotherhood.. Yu are highly bembee wiv God, Eledumare yu shall richerlander... **big hugs**

@Serubobo.. Yu dey fall my hand Oooo.. Where yu wan run go bur I don't blame yu sha coz "the fear of ones wife is the beginning of long life"

@Efe.. Wataguan muan.. Any goodies ??

Everything is now set for the forthcoming inauguration (meeting) in Ibadan coz we went to deliver some letters to some of the national dailys (The Sun, The Nation and The Punch newspaper) we have in this country yesterday and they gave a positive response that they would be present to capture the whole event come 13th of December, 2013.

I just want to implore everyone of us to plss come out en masse to the venue of the meeting in other to make our own opinions count...

Let's shun the act of sitting on the fence coz the future belongs to the fighters (not by burning tyres, destroying govt. properties, causing aluta or disturbing the peace of the environment.. NO) but the fights that would bring forth a better life to the youths at large by engaging ourselves in what will benefit this generation and the yet unborn...

@mod Front page plssss

#peace#

mysticalgal: Yushpull, oya sit down as per say u no too well, u
go wash plate later on sha oooo

Abeg bro, mak I borrow ur English... No worry I go pay yu back..

See total downgrading of personality, settling ones caliber and reputation to mud and assassination of ambition..

A whole YUSFULL na hin yu wan dey YUSLESS for ya parry ??.. I need to see Barr. Bellong on this case...

Oya tender ya unreserved apology nw and bring all the following to appease the gods..

7 white cocks, 7 white goats, 25ltres of vegetable oil, 12yards of white lace, 3 bags of perboiled rice, seven crates of egg, 21 cartons of Hungry-man size indomie, 21 pack of Knoor Chicken and #10 thousand naira only... #lobatan#

damiso: Good morning people...Yusphull good to hear you are ok.His protection will abide on us by His Grace.

Thought to share as a comic interlude amidst all this mandela death thing

Thanks dear.... Bur like seriously is this real (picture)

mysticgal: dis u 4 wat na fine boy like u?

I refused to blush.....

cdamsel: which compliment? Oya mail me pix make I confirm my allegations

Pm sent... Abeg no come here to diss me Oooo....

cdamsel: Yushpull, pls do take good care of yourself. I'm sorry about ur accident, hope them no spoil that your fine face ooooo

It is well dear

Fine face for where, yu sabi abuse person sha... Face wey FUGLY die

I am 3310 anyway coz am back and better....

Thanks for the complement dear.....

mysticgal: oh my God,yusphull i had you in mind,i wanted to ask you something and prolly looked for you,chai laziness no good seriously wanted to email you

yellowpawpaw: Eew, sorry yusfull. Wishing u quick
recovery.

Thanks am alright now...

Am all ears @mysticgal

@bellong... May almighty Allah giv yu n ur family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss... My sincere condolence...

@All... No one could not even ask after me :-) nawa Oooo...

Anyway, I had an accident earlier this week that's why I've been away since. Thou am getting better now sha.. Jst help me wiv prayer..

#peace#

We are the cause of our problem... Ask me why because wen we see something that can benefit the entire public and we are in the best position to dole out the information instead to do the needful they will jst be looking like a telly tubbies...

Do yu need to be told or spoonfeed b4 yu do the needful ?? Smh for some mod sha

But if it is Sanyeri wedding, Can yu wash ur GF undies, hw many time yu do yu get hit in month bla bla bla .. Those are thrashes that full the front page nowadays but issues that concerns the youth at large won't see the light of the day...

Oya Front Page abeg..... But if you want somfin else I can giv yu that too ......

#peace#

Its high time we move out from our grey twilight and come out to face the reality that has dawn on us that this country is not ready to help us unless if we are ready to help ourselves...

And this is the avenue where we can achieve our aim of being self employed(entrepreneur) without the fear of being going bankrupt, this also an opportunity to contribute our own quota to the betterment of this great nation coz the government cannot satisfy all our needs...

Let's shun the act of "I don't carelism"..

Let's come out en masse on the 13th of this month, let's bombard the place so that our own opinion can be aired too...

Don't look down on yourself coz you may be the MOSES of our time.

"If a society cannot help too many poor; it cannot save the too few rich" Try and leave a situation better than you met it coz that's what we call an IMPACT"..

Let the government feel our IMPACT as a graduate, not in a violence form but in a well mannered and matured way by giving them a clue on how to solve the problem of unemployment in this COUNTRY and this association is our MOUTH PIECE and LOUDSPEAKER..... Together We Can

A word as they say is enough for the wise....

#PEACE#

Hi peeps... Happy New Month

Who goes there n whatz up in this crib ??....

Danhumprey: Bro,you look GAYish. What with that outfit?

Don't mind him.. She's a boy

My people please let's just stop bringing back memories coz the more we fink about them the more we cry, feel depressed and down.. I know its a bitter pill to swallow but we jst hav to let go but instead let's jst pray for them and their family coz that's wat we owe them for now till we meet again on the day of judgment ... "We will all die one day, if we like it or not" (Constant K)

My darling family YPP, Damsel, Amarula, Idowu, Mysticgal,
Bellong and all those who have lost their dear
ones directly or indirectly, I feel ur pains and agony my prayer is may almighty Allah take their solace and overlook their shortcomings, misdeed, atrocities and sins in general and on the day of judgment he should count them among the dwellers of Al-Jannah firidahos (Paradise)...

(Al -Fathia)

#peace#

Mondisweets: sorry i was busy.

Welcom back sweetie...

T or D

Maria-Goretti:
just been busy

nah, am done

Welcom back dear ....

T or D