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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Reason Why I Am Happy For The Dollar Increase In Nigeria by Yusufunsho100(m): 4:09pm On Aug 07, 2022
Zickmie:



Please drop your WhatsApp number

08123038187
Sorry fir replying late Sir, something came up that's why... Pls teach me sir, I really need it
Thanks �
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Reason Why I Am Happy For The Dollar Increase In Nigeria by Yusufunsho100(m): 3:58pm On Aug 07, 2022
Zickmie:



Please drop your WhatsApp number
08123038187
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Reason Why I Am Happy For The Dollar Increase In Nigeria by Yusufunsho100(m): 11:33pm On Jul 28, 2022
Joseph1505:
Don't get me wrong but I just want to create awareness for those that are already lamenting about dollar rising to 700 Naira.

It's a thing of joy for those who are paid in dollars this moment and it is also a thing of sorrow for those who earn in Naira.

Just like me I earn in upwork and get paid in dollars so if I am to withdraw my $1050 now I will be getting up to 700,000 Naira in a month as a Copywriter on Upwork.

So please join me and celebrate. If you also want to know how to do it, I could help some few persons.

Hi I'm a graphics designer... Can you help me on how to make money on sites like Upwork?
Thanks �
Romance / Re: A Mad Man Told Me This, Can I Take It Serious by Yusufunsho100(m): 7:08pm On Jul 11, 2022
dopedealer:
You better go where you want go . What if na devil want use am ?.

That was how I went to Eat Amala on a Wednesday afternoon and I just cross road make I enter my car zoom off , na so one pastor call me say God send am to me . The message was i should not go to where I am suppose to go the next day , Thursday. And I was suppose to travel to Hajj .

I fire am back straight angry
He come change am to make I pray ooo . Do small sacrifice if possible ..
Anyways I still De Hajj de pray to God smiley smiley

Put yourself in my shoes!!

Oga pls remember your boy in prayer over there
Jazaka Allahu khairah
Education / Re: What Would You Do If You Were The Only Boy In An All Girl School? (pictures) by Yusufunsho100(m): 6:50pm On Jul 10, 2022
Ask male nursing student

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Travel / Re: Video Of Sand Storm In Yola, Adamawa State by Yusufunsho100(m): 9:16pm On May 07, 2022
Temi2468:
Happens once in a while in Ilorin, especially if you reside in Oke-odo.

Oke-odo wey dey tanke?!
Travel / Re: Lekki-Ajah Traffic: See What Residents Of Lekki-VGC-Ajah Go Through Daily (Photo by Yusufunsho100(m): 7:25am On Apr 15, 2022
Let the commuter start using bicycle
Romance / Re: I Just Finished Beating My Mother And My Younger Sister Right Now. by Yusufunsho100(m): 9:47pm On Apr 10, 2022
Na the headline make me open this thread

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TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Favorite India Movie? by Yusufunsho100(m): 10:39pm On Mar 26, 2022
OlawaleBammie:



Then that film wey one man dey sing but a drunkard, he con later help one lady to bcom a singer and later marry the lady. As tyms goes the lady took all the stars off that man and the man eventually killed himself wen he could not cope with the shame of relegation. embarassed embarassed
I think I've watched the movie too but can't remember the title
TV/Movies / What's Your Favorite India Movie? by Yusufunsho100(m): 10:27pm On Mar 26, 2022
Mine is Holiday and Mohenjo-Daro
Romance / Have You Ever Been On Someone's Hook Or Kept Someone On A Hook? by Yusufunsho100(m): 7:44pm On Mar 26, 2022
Hi guys,
Kindly Share your experience based on the topic above.
Education / Re: Jamb Past Questions Pdf by Yusufunsho100(m): 5:43pm On Mar 26, 2022
Will I get it for free
Career / Re: What Should I Go For, HND In Architecture Or 4 Month Intensive Coding/programmin by Yusufunsho100(m): 8:36am On Mar 26, 2022
softy:


3. If two of them can run parallel with 65% CODING Physical presence, then HND 40%, RUN THE TWO PACKAGE CAREFULLY.

Yeah, smth like this
Career / Re: What Should I Go For, HND In Architecture Or 4 Month Intensive Coding/programmin by Yusufunsho100(m): 8:35am On Mar 26, 2022
Do both abeg
Business / Re: How Can Somebody Be Selling Catapult For A Living by Yusufunsho100(m): 10:20pm On Mar 22, 2022
kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara


Wetin concern you abeg?!
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Do You Suggest I Download Tonight ? by Yusufunsho100(m): 9:13am On Mar 20, 2022
Dotman0001:
Wrath of a man
I've watched, it's interesting
TV/Movies / Which Movie Do You Suggest I Download Tonight ? by Yusufunsho100(m): 10:09pm On Mar 19, 2022
I need to watch a VERY interesting, you guys should drop your suggestions.

I like action movies, romance and movies based on real life.

Thanks
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Yusufunsho100(m): 10:04pm On Mar 19, 2022
Which movie do you suggest I download tonight?


I want a very interesting one abeg oo
Romance / Re: . by Yusufunsho100(m): 9:55pm On Mar 19, 2022
I don't wear tight pant that will make people start to dey look at bulge.
Nairaland / General / What's The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Tailor? by Yusufunsho100(m): 7:03pm On Mar 19, 2022
I had this man that sew clothes for me. Even though I don't like the man that much, but my parents will still insist I sew my cloths from him (since na them go pay ).

I needed new uniform for my Arabic school and my mum brought the material, and gave it to the man to sew for me.

I got the clothe back very late and not only that he also sew the clothe so big that It can contain two of me in it.

Out of shame I wore the clothe like that, and well, my friends were all just laughing at me. I felt so embarrassed.

Share the worst experience you've ever had and tailors can also comment why they also disappoint customers at times.
Fashion / Re: What's The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Tailor ? by Yusufunsho100(m): 4:50pm On Mar 19, 2022
nifemi25:
This thing wey this poster remind me makes me cry for that time...gave my cloth to the man to sew for me , my brother in the Lord could you believe this tailor left my cloth and traveled that year... I shed tears olorun.

Eyaah
Wetin u cob later do to the tailor?
Fashion / Re: What's The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Tailor ? by Yusufunsho100(m): 2:46pm On Mar 19, 2022
donbachi:
Op,i beg u.no remind me wetin done pass...even right now.if i see dat tailor now..i go slap him brain to a reset.

Carry my two traditional wedding attires spoil.get mind,buy the fake fabrics sew for me and still make same mistake join am.

LMAO
Fashion / What's The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Tailor ? by Yusufunsho100(m): 2:28pm On Mar 19, 2022
I had this man that sew clothes for me. Even though I don't like the man that much, but my parents will still insist I sew my cloths from him (since na them go pay ).

I needed new uniform for my Arabic school and my mum brought the material, and gave it to the man to sew for me.

I got the clothe back very late and not only that he also sew the clothe so big that It can contain two of me in it.

Out of shame I wore the clothe like that, and well, my friends were all just laughing at me. I felt so embarrassed.

Share the worst experience you've ever had and tailors can also comment why they also disappoint customers at times.
TV/Movies / What's The Most Funniest Sitcom Movie You've Ever Watched by Yusufunsho100(m): 11:45am On Mar 19, 2022
Mine is 'How I met your mother '.
Crime / Re: What My Neighbor's 9 Years Old Daughter Did To Me When I Was Taking My Bath. by Yusufunsho100(m): 6:55pm On Mar 18, 2022
Bvmsson:



Lol.... Where you there? Oga don't be thinking everybody lies like you.
Shay na because I no put video/evidence?
But if it happens to a girl you will believe her without questioning...... Finally my gender don suffer.

Gettat joo
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by Yusufunsho100(m): 9:10am On Mar 18, 2022
kokakola:

Drop your email...


abdulquadriyusuf2016@gmail.com

Pls kindly send the pdf
Thanks
Romance / Re: Ekaterina Lisina, World's Tallest Model Struggles To Find A Lover by Yusufunsho100(m): 8:33am On Mar 18, 2022
She's beautiful though
Romance / Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by Yusufunsho100(m): 8:28am On Mar 18, 2022
iLegendd:
Okay, Sir.

When I start any paid or free mentorship, I will let you know.
Thank you boss
Romance / Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by Yusufunsho100(m): 1:29am On Mar 18, 2022
iLegendd:
By being awake when others are sleeping and solving people's problems. This is as far as I can go. Health is sanity — brain is wealth.

Tell me more boss

My WhatsApp no

08123038187
Romance / Re: This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right Or Wrong? by Yusufunsho100(m): 12:44am On Mar 18, 2022
iLegendd:


I hardly come out, so it takes them a month or three to see my face. Also, my number is mostly switched off.


How do you make money, show me the way abeg
Crime / Re: What My Neighbor's 9 Years Old Daughter Did To Me When I Was Taking My Bath. by Yusufunsho100(m): 12:32am On Mar 18, 2022
Bvmsson:
Omo like play like play this thing happened to me this afternoon and I can't believe it really happened.

I share a flat with my neighbor who has 3 kids, a girl and two boys. We use the same bathroom and restrooms (they really do mess things up) and a kitchen, so I really do not have complete ownership of the flat. She and her husband begged me to rent out the place to them because they were stranded and after some consideration I decided to rent it out to them and since then we've been living peacefully.

This afternoon I was feeling so hot because the weather was hot so I decided to take a cold bath and use the opportunity to shave my pubic and armpit hairs using VEET CREAM. I was in the bathroom when the children came back from school and that was when I was busy trying to wipe off the veet and hairs from my pubic area. Then I noticed that I was only hearing the voice of the youngest child which was weird to me, so my instinct way telling me to look under the door and to my greatest surprise I saw two children legs at the door of the bathroom and the youngest boy at a very distant area from the bathroom...

OMG!! Ooooooo church!!!!!!!!


Immediately I called their names and told them that I can see them they both ran away. Because of this I hurriedly took my bath and come out to question them.
I called the two children out and started questioning them in an angry tone to know the truth(which I know already because I caught them) and the 2nd born who is a boy said it was not him ooooo, that it was the girl who is the eldest that was peeping at me in the bathroom when I was naked, so I turned to the girl and I asked her to tell me the truth but she lied instead so I threatened to report them both to their mother when she returns. Immediately, I dashed inside my room angry but the girl followed me and was begging me not to tell her mother. She started crying and begging and in my mind I resolved to not tell her mother only for me to hear the most surprising thing in my entire life.... She said I should f@vk her and not tell her mother.....

OMG!!!!!! A 9 year old girl?

Immediately, I gave this girl a dirty slap and told her to get out of my room.... She left....


Omo if you see the way my heart dey beat very fast because I know say females(even children) can tell lies that you tried to rape them and they refused that's why you slapped them....



OMG!!!!

Immediately the mama come back I went straight to report before she go hear another story.

As I'm typing this her mother dey beat them now sef.


Abeg guys you have to be very careful when dealing with little girls ooo. The world don spoil finish.... Any small thing Dem go say na rape.
I still can't believe this happened to me today.... I was thinking I have put enough preventive measures to not make something of such happen but e com happen.

Parents please train your children well and guide them...


I'm still in shock now...

You too dey lie

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