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Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by yuzjet(m): 9:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
cisse7575:
Consider whether your object has all the senses or whether it is deaf or blind and what kind of 'character' your object has, for instance if it is aggressive, friendly or lonely. the surreal of this exercise is also useful in creating 'anew the universe'.
Following......
Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by yuzjet(m): 9:07pm On Mar 19, 2015
cisse7575:
Quickly I moved into the class, with my Indian attire, lots of books folded with my left hand to my left side.

'Good evening class!'

we will commence from where we stopped last week.
USING OBJECTS IN POETRY
Good evening.


*took the front sit*
*sipping the coke she shared with me today*



Shall we start the class?
Romance › Re: Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 7:53pm On Mar 19, 2015
chrisviral:
He is more than expensive, he gave £50000 to his friends Inlaws.. where is he?

Mrcork! MrCork ooo
Lmfao..... Abeg, MrCork, where're u oooo? We need to do business. grin
Romance › Re: Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 5:30pm On Mar 19, 2015
chrisviral:
Mrcork.. where art thou? grin grin
Add this to your £28000 range rover and your £7000 TV
Lmfao! The guy seems expensive! grin
Music/Radio › Re: Remember Using This? by yuzjet(op): 4:59pm On Mar 19, 2015
BuhBye:
Lol my mom hated watching us listen to it with our earphones. I do remember the gadget was almost impracticable without the earphones. My friends and i would always get exhilarated upon the discovery of a new station. smiley
Well, u really got it!
Romance › Re: Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 4:57pm On Mar 19, 2015
luvlyoracle:
Scary! embarassed
Sorry ehn, it just a doggy style doll. Ok?
Romance › Re: Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 4:56pm On Mar 19, 2015
"e author=chrisviral post=31786536] grin grin grin
Mrcork needs to get one of this, if he hasn't already[/quote]"

Invite him ASAP, or what are u waiting for?
Romance › Re: Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 4:54pm On Mar 19, 2015
ronald4lif:
Even if soap and vaseline don finish for market, no attention from my johny mi grin

Better na escort.
grin
Romance › Re: Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 4:01pm On Mar 19, 2015
ronald4lif:
Is one John thomas expected to stand attention on the sight of these? angry
For freaks that really wanna get down ASAP. It should stand. smiley
Romance › Re: Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 3:59pm On Mar 19, 2015
falconey:
Hmmmm advancement in immorality.
Just as simple as Dat.
Romance › Hilarious intimacy gadget For Men by yuzjet(op): 3:52pm On Mar 19, 2015
Nothing person no go see! Just like ladies that do have dilldo and vibrrators, the guys now have a s*x toyy. Weird and hilarious, isn't it? grin

These s*x dolls comes in a doggy style shape all the guy need do is to apply lubricate and he is good to go. grin cheesy

Now ladies, instead of your man cheating, would you buy this for him and encourage him to use it when you are not available? grin

And guys, would you use it? wink

Can't stop laughing..... grin grin grin

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Crime › Re: Man Rapes Girlfriend To Death by yuzjet(m): 2:31pm On Mar 19, 2015
angrybird007:
Z abeokuta ni
Yes nah! embarassed
Crime › Re: Man Rapes Girlfriend To Death by yuzjet(m): 2:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
Hilarious but cruel. Why Abeokuta nah? huh
Crime › Re: Landlady Strangled Over Electricity Bill by yuzjet(m): 1:04pm On Mar 19, 2015
Am tired of all these shocking news joor!
Phones › Re: Upcoming 2015 Blackberry Phones You Might Fall In Love With (pics) by yuzjet(m): 11:57am On Mar 19, 2015
Kul
Crime › Re: Herder Attacks Housewife For Resisting Rape Attempt In Abuja by yuzjet(m): 11:52am On Mar 19, 2015
This news of this husband and wife do this and Dat now becoming norms!
Phones › Re: NCC To Sanction Operators For Unsolicited SMS, Voice Calls by yuzjet(m): 10:48am On Mar 19, 2015
That will be damn great.

Mtn and Etisalat has made my SMS inbox as their house for unsolicited messages.


Infact, I'll like NCC to make them pay subscribers in return, should they break the rules of sending unsolicited and junk messages. Haba! undecided
Fashion › Re: Eucharia Anunobi Gets Makeover, Reduces Eyebrow Arch by yuzjet(m): 10:24am On Mar 19, 2015
Seen....... Next?
Phones › Re: 7 Types Of People That Use Android Phones In Nigeria by yuzjet(m): 10:21am On Mar 19, 2015
Nice compilations
Politics › Re: Atiku: This Is What GEJ And I Discussed by yuzjet(op): 8:40am On Mar 19, 2015
IdiAmin1:
He is surely a nice guy but TRUST is something I can't risk jeopardising whenever he's involved in something undecided
Trust! The only thing most politicians lack.
Politics › Re: Atiku: This Is What GEJ And I Discussed by yuzjet(op): 1:47am On Mar 19, 2015
dmyke:
Make election hold make we rest.
Hopefully!
Politics › Re: Atiku: This Is What GEJ And I Discussed by yuzjet(op): 1:45am On Mar 19, 2015
eliment:
When it involves Atiku anything can happen
That's the main point.
Politics › Re: Atiku: This Is What GEJ And I Discussed by yuzjet(op): 11:05pm On Mar 18, 2015
watered:
you wait and see what happens soon
For sure.
Politics › Re: Atiku: This Is What GEJ And I Discussed by yuzjet(op): 11:02pm On Mar 18, 2015
watered:
I'm just too sure that elections will be shifted again.
Don't be too sure. It'll be damaging!
Politics › Re: Atiku: This Is What GEJ And I Discussed by yuzjet(op): 10:54pm On Mar 18, 2015
watered:
They should do whatever they like
And they've been doing that perfectly well. All I know is, something still to comes out from this Atiku and GEJ meeting before election day.
Politics › Atiku: This Is What GEJ And I Discussed by yuzjet(op):
Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar yesterday recounted his weekend’s meeting with President Goodluck Jonathan. He spoke to Sahara Reporters.

Atiku was quoted as saying that he had retired to bed when he was woken up and told that President Jonathan had come to see him, adding that the president was already waiting in his living room.
Denying that he was asked to head an interim government, the former vice president admitted that Dr. Jonathan tried to prevail on him to rejoin the PDP which he rejected.

He said the president also discussed the ongoing war against Boko Haram, seeking his support for Nigerian troops. He said they also discussed the possibility of displaced Nigerians returning to the areas that have been recaptured from Boko Haram.

Asked by Sahara Reporters whether he thought President Jonathan was interested in allowing elections to hold on March 28, the former vice president hesitated before stating that he would not wish to speculate, but he said the president’s body language did not reveal that he was interested in the polls which are less than two weeks to hold.

Atiku said he had always been opposed to an interim government adding that he did so when former military President Ibrahim Babangida set up an interim national government in 1993. He said he was offered a position in the government through the late Gen. Shehu Yar’Adua, which he rejected. The position, he said was given to Lagos politician Dapo Sarumi.

Atiku said he advised President Jonathan to ensure that the elections were free and fair and devoid of the bloodshed that trailed the 2011 general elections.

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Politics › Re: BUHARI RIGHT On Level Of Corruption – Emir Sanusi by yuzjet(m): 10:01pm On Mar 18, 2015
Hmmm.... March 28 no far anymore!
Politics › Re: "It's Going To Be A Very Difficult Year," Ngozi Okonji Iweala (CNN) by yuzjet(m): 9:08pm On Mar 18, 2015
Hmmmmm.

Which year can be more difficult than the past ones? huh
Crime › Re: Man Arrested At Lagos Airport With Indian Hemp Stuffed In Gala (photos) by yuzjet(m): 9:05pm On Mar 18, 2015
9ja with hustles! grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: AYC 2015 (2 - 0) On 18th March 2015 by yuzjet(m): 8:19pm On Mar 18, 2015
mikron:
valdez is my keeper in man u now o. wink
#GGMU.....


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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: AYC 2015 (2 - 0) On 18th March 2015 by yuzjet(m): 6:07pm On Mar 18, 2015
Well, this match result will definitely shut the mouth of some barbarian! grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Rescued During Last Military Operation In Yobe (Photo) by yuzjet(m): 10:49am On Mar 18, 2015
shocked

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