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 Romance › Re: A "Marriage Proposal By Police" In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by yuzjet(m): 8:17am On Sep 24, 2014*. Modified: 8:55am On Sep 24, 2014 |
ℓ☺ℓ Btw, this 9ja police sef. They're always involved in everything. Scamming, Bribery, even allowing a guy to propose to his girl on a check point. So awkward and hilarious I must say. Well, police is our friend sha. 71 Likes 3 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Middlesbrough: Capital One Cup (14 - 13) On Pens On 23rd Sept 2014 by yuzjet(m): 7:32am On Sep 24, 2014 |
bercarray: yes o,ma blood red until ma blood changes to anoda colour then i'll stop bn a unitd fan, which is impossible,red is in meWA shere jawe! |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 10:41pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Both of u should check the source before u conclude that the news was a fake. onirugbon1: Hehehehe Tridevil indeed. Obviously someone is messing with the audience. Fake news perhaps. cococandy: Very likely |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 4:04pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
cococandy: Hahaha.LMFAO  |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 4:03pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
libertyfather: If the 3 nozzle is going to supply if it comes to breast feeding a baby...that's if baby issue ariseOh I see. But me can't do dat kind of checking ☺º°˚˚°ºo. U can visit the link source, if u'll like to know. |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 3:45pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Lacomus: Looks like something from star war, I wonder how some people reason# very disgustingVery disgusting! |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 3:45pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
libertyfather: Unattractive indeed...this three breast thing is going be more fun I think, imagining squeezing and doing things I've always been doing with two before...ayaya so sweet tinx....come ooo when it comes to breast feeding na the 3 nozzle go dey supply milk, Ops pls look into that and reply asap..God bless uLook into what?  |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 3:12pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
naturally: Then what? Sexy or Biuriful?Weirdful maybe! |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 2:54pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
bennyrazz: I was just being sarcasticHaba, sarcastically.  |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 2:43pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
PassingShot: Spits!!! I see there is devil in her name "Tridevil" indeed.u're spot on, kul observation. |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 2:41pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
bennyrazz: she wants to become a reality TV star or a p.orn star? and really those bosoms are awesome, she should add one more to make it four naaGood of u. One man poison is another man's food though. |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 2:40pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
naturally: Weirdweird doesn't fit it too. |
| Family › Re: A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 2:39pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Elantracey: EeeeeewwwwwwwI bet she's more Dan ugly! |
| Family › A Lady Of 21 Surgically Adds Third bosom And Disowned By Her Mother by yuzjet(op): 2:30pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
A 21-year-old woman has paid $20,000 to surgically add a third breast in a desperate bid to become a reality TV star. Jasmine Tridevil was rejected by 50 doctors before she found a willing surgeon who would perform the procedure which violates ethical codes, she claims. Now, she has hired a camera crew to follow her around Tampa, Florida, documenting the 'struggles' she faces as a three-breasted woman. The massage therapist, who recently celebrated her 21st birthday, said she has been disowned by her mother and sister, who ran out the room in disgust when she told them. 'My mum ran out of the door. She won't talk to me. She won't let my sister talk to me,' Tridevil said. 'My dad… he really isn't happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.' However, Tridevil insists she has no regrets as she prepares to send pilot episodes of her self-produced reality show titled Jasmine's Jugs to MTV. 'My whole dream is to get this show on MTV,' she told Real Radio 104.1. 'I'm dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn't work, I'm through.' Despite scheduling interviews, creating a fan page, and hiring a film crew, Tridevil insists she did not undergo surgery to become famous.'I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men,' she claims. 'Because I don't want to date anymore.' The new look is reminiscent of the alluring three breasted prostitute who parades around semi-topless in the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger film "Total Recall." The bizarre character prompted one of the most famous movie quotes to date, as a man declares: 'Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!' See me see end of time things, abi what should we call this? Curbed from: www.aitonline.tv/post florida_woman_surgically_adds_third_breast_in_bid_to_become_reality_tv_star
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| Crime › Re: Kidnappers Beaten To Near Death By Angry Mob In Calabar [viewers Discretion] by yuzjet(m): 1:59pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Middlesbrough: Capital One Cup (14 - 13) On Pens On 23rd Sept 2014 by yuzjet(m): 1:59pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
bercarray: k but xince i be man u fan wetin concern meYes ☺º°˚˚°ºo United till rapture. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Middlesbrough: Capital One Cup (14 - 13) On Pens On 23rd Sept 2014 by yuzjet(m): 1:55pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Omeruo to score and knock out loserfool. |
| Health › Re: The Power Of Nonsense–how Laughter Makes Life Better? by yuzjet(op): 7:23pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
buskie13: Haba. ..this post na Mississippi second oWhat do u mean by mississippi second? |
| Health › Re: The Power Of Nonsense–how Laughter Makes Life Better? by yuzjet(op): 1:49pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
snowprince07: Brb read laterU sha don take style book space?  |
| Health › The Power Of Nonsense–how Laughter Makes Life Better? by yuzjet(op): 1:30pm On Sep 22, 2014*. Modified: 1:53pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
“Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of Humour, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humour has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It’s more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.”~Dr. Seuss. This science of mirth is no laughing matter, but it is wonderfully amusing. We’ve studied laughter, it is its own science called Gelotology. Laughter helps us socially, mentally and physically. It has evolved for good reason. Here’s why: LAUGHTER AS A SURVIVAL INSTINCT: “It’s time to take humor seriously, and seriousness humorously.” Swami Beyondananda. The philosopher John Morreall believes that people first laughed as a sign of relief after they were exposed to danger and then shared a collective sigh as that danger passed. Some researchers are trying to figure out if primates did their own form of stand-up. This subject has been scrutinized for centuries, with people trying to figure out just what makes something funny, and how the tickled fancy supports human beings in their evolutionary process. Many say it is an instinctual survival tool, and not the cursory response to a razor sharp wit. Surely, if children can deliver peels of laughter after hearing a soldier in worn-torn Afghanistan pass gas, it must serve some greater purpose. “I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade. ~ George Carlin, Comedian. “A sense of humor – is a needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that a person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.” ~ Hugh Sidey, journalist LAUGHTER AS A COMMUNITY BUILDER: Laughter is the way we bond with one another. Laughter is contagious, and so are the bonds that are formed among people who laugh. We usually feel closer to those we’ve shared a laugh or two with. It doesn’t even need to be expressed verbally. Charlie Chaplin made a whole career out of making people laugh with just his expressions. Surely the audiences who watched his black and white films felt closer to one another. “I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, ain’t that the truth!” ~Quincy Jones, musician. LAUGHTER CURES THE SICK: When we feel a heart-felt chuckle, it can cure a panoply of ills. Laughter lowers cortisol levels (which are linked to all sorts of stress-related diseases including heart disease and high blood pressure.) Getting the giggles also increases the antibodies in your blood, which boosts the immune system so we can more easily evade bacteria, viruses and parasites. In a recent study, laughter was found to boost the immune system by as much as 40 percent! In the study women watched funny films in one group and dull boring films in another. When the films were completed, researchers took samples of the women’s killer cells, our natural disease fighting cells, and mixed them with cancer cells to see what would happen. The women who had laughed out loud in the films had much healthier immune systems, capable of even destroying cancer cells, than the women who had watched some boring tourism films. Now that’s a powerful way to keep people from being sick without spending trillions in health care costs. Instead of pumping violence and anger into our media channels, how about a little more hilarity? Laughter also makes us more physically beautiful as it brings increased blood flow to the skin through increased aerobic activity in the lungs and heart. Laughter even lessens depression. “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.” ~ Audrey Hepburn, Actress. LAUGHTER KEEPS US GOING: Maybe the ridiculous or the nonsensical seem to have no place, with the endless photographs being circulated on Pinterest and Youtube of kittens and bonobo monkeys, or the late night comedians keeping our insomniac brains in a state of elevated hilarity, or the best friend who tells us a good joke when we are feeling a little down, but laughter keeps us going. It supports our mental and physical health and allows this mundane and chaotic world to keep turning. “If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.” ~Robert Frost, Author. Lesson of the story: Laugh no matter what the situation maybe. If u can be smiling, that's when u can put smile on another people's face. And at least, that's what many people can do with u rather than crying with u. You can post any funny pictures so that we can all laugh together. Curbed from: www.themindunleashed.org/2014/01/power-nonsense-laughter-makes-life-better.html
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| Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by yuzjet(m): 8:05am On Sep 22, 2014 |
LilPeezy: no b child's play means it's not easyu no dey current with pidgin. |
| Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by yuzjet(m): 10:14pm On Sep 21, 2014*. Modified: 11:36pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
No yawa means No problem. No be beans means it's not easy. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Police IG, Orders Dismantling Of All Police Roadblocks Nationwide by yuzjet(m): 8:13pm On Sep 21, 2014*. Modified: 11:41pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Yes, God don catch them again. In Nigeria, scammers means Policemen. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Travel › Re: The World's Most Powerful Passports. by yuzjet(m): 9:47pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Oh really? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Girlfriend Refused An Iphone 6 As Gift (pictures) by yuzjet(m): 7:36pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Lmfao shey dat ur girl no Sabi maths ni? 13 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Westham Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 20th September 2014 by yuzjet(m): 1:44pm On Sep 20, 2014*. Modified: 7:31pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
hmmm Another mountain to climb for the red side of Merseyside. Not my business though Have already given it to the boys of BIG SAM. **Edited*** Loserfool fans , how market? |
| Romance › Re: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by yuzjet(m): 8:02am On Sep 20, 2014 |
charlie42: Exacly u deserve one keg of palme + olomo |
| Romance › Re: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by yuzjet(m): 8:02am On Sep 20, 2014 |
charlie42: Exacly u deserve one keg of palme + olomoU too! Thanks anyway. |
| Business › Re: Fitch Upgrades Nigeria's Lagos State To 'aa+(nga)'; Outlook Stable by yuzjet(m): 9:59pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Missy89: They rate economies, businesses, and infrastructures of cities, businesses and countries and project it would either be a success or failure.Thanks so much |
| Business › Re: Fitch Upgrades Nigeria's Lagos State To 'aa+(nga)'; Outlook Stable by yuzjet(m): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Missy89: They rate economies, businesses, and infrastructures of cities, businesses and countries and project it would either be a success or failure.Thanks so much |
| Business › Re: Fitch Upgrades Nigeria's Lagos State To 'aa+(nga)'; Outlook Stable by yuzjet(m): 8:20pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Can somebody explain this in a normal way pls? Abi who's the Fitch that's upgrading Lagos? 2 Likes 1 Share |
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