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HealthRe: The Power Of Nonsense–how Laughter Makes Life Better? by yuzjet(op): 7:23pm On Sep 22, 2014
buskie13: Haba. ..this post na Mississippi second o
What do u mean by mississippi second? huh
HealthRe: The Power Of Nonsense–how Laughter Makes Life Better? by yuzjet(op): 1:49pm On Sep 22, 2014
snowprince07: Brb read later
U sha don take style book space? angry
HealthThe Power Of Nonsense–how Laughter Makes Life Better? by yuzjet(op):
“Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of Humour, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humour has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It’s more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.”~Dr. Seuss.

This science of mirth is no laughing matter, but it is wonderfully amusing. We’ve studied laughter, it is its own science called Gelotology. Laughter helps us socially, mentally and physically. It has evolved for good reason. Here’s why:

LAUGHTER AS A SURVIVAL INSTINCT:
“It’s time to take humor seriously, and seriousness humorously.” Swami Beyondananda. The philosopher John Morreall believes that people first laughed as a sign of relief after they were exposed to danger and then shared a collective sigh as that danger passed. Some researchers are trying to figure out if primates did their own form of stand-up. This subject has been scrutinized for centuries, with people trying to figure out just what makes something funny, and how the tickled fancy supports human beings in their evolutionary process. Many say it is an instinctual survival tool, and not the cursory response to a razor sharp wit. Surely, if children can deliver peels of laughter after hearing a soldier in worn-torn Afghanistan pass gas, it must serve some greater purpose.

“I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade. ~ George Carlin, Comedian.

“A sense of humor – is a needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that a person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.” ~ Hugh Sidey, journalist

LAUGHTER AS A COMMUNITY BUILDER:
Laughter is the way we bond with one another. Laughter is contagious, and so are the bonds that are formed among people who laugh. We usually feel closer to those we’ve shared a laugh or two with. It doesn’t even need to be expressed verbally. Charlie Chaplin made a whole career out of making people laugh with just his expressions.

Surely the audiences who watched his black and white films felt closer to one another. “I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, ain’t that the truth!” ~Quincy Jones, musician.

LAUGHTER CURES THE SICK:
When we feel a heart-felt chuckle, it can cure a panoply of ills. Laughter lowers cortisol levels (which are linked to all sorts of stress-related diseases including heart disease and high blood pressure.) Getting the giggles also increases the antibodies in your blood, which boosts the immune system so we can more easily evade bacteria, viruses and parasites.

In a recent study, laughter was found to boost the immune system by as much as 40 percent! In the study women watched funny films in one group and dull boring films in another. When the films were completed, researchers took samples of the women’s killer cells, our natural disease fighting cells, and mixed them with cancer cells to see what would happen. The women who had laughed out loud in the films had much healthier immune systems, capable of even destroying cancer cells, than the women who had watched some boring tourism films. Now that’s a powerful way to keep people from being sick without spending trillions in health care costs. Instead of pumping violence and anger into our media channels, how about a little more hilarity?

Laughter also makes us more physically beautiful as it brings increased blood flow to the skin through increased aerobic activity in the lungs and heart. Laughter even lessens depression. “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.” ~ Audrey Hepburn, Actress.

LAUGHTER KEEPS US GOING:
Maybe the ridiculous or the nonsensical seem to have no place, with the endless photographs being circulated on Pinterest and Youtube of kittens and bonobo monkeys, or the late night comedians keeping our insomniac brains in a state of elevated hilarity, or the best friend who tells us a good joke when we are feeling a little down, but laughter keeps us going. It supports our mental and physical health and allows this mundane and chaotic world to keep turning.

“If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.” ~Robert Frost, Author.

Lesson of the story:
Laugh no matter what the situation maybe. If u can be smiling, that's when u can put smile on another people's face. And at least, that's what many people can do with u rather than crying with u.

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You can post any funny pictures so that we can all laugh together.

Curbed from:
www.themindunleashed.org/2014/01/power-nonsense-laughter-makes-life-better.html

EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by yuzjet(m): 8:05am On Sep 22, 2014
LilPeezy: no b child's play means it's not easy
u no dey current with pidgin.
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by yuzjet(m):
No yawa means No problem.

No be beans means it's not easy.
PoliticsRe: Police IG, Orders Dismantling Of All Police Roadblocks Nationwide by yuzjet(m):
Yes, God don catch them again. grin grin

In Nigeria, scammers means Policemen. cheesy cheesy
TravelRe: The World's Most Powerful Passports. by yuzjet(m): 9:47pm On Sep 20, 2014
Oh really? huh
Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Refused An Iphone 6 As Gift (pictures) by yuzjet(m): 7:36pm On Sep 20, 2014
Lmfao grin

shey dat ur girl no Sabi maths ni? huh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Westham Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 20th September 2014 by yuzjet(m):
hmmm

Another mountain to climb for the red side of Merseyside. cheesy

Not my business though grin grin


Have already given it to the boys of BIG SAM. grin grin

**Edited***

Loserfool fans grin, how market? grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by yuzjet(m): 8:02am On Sep 20, 2014
charlie42: Exacly u deserve one keg of palme + olomo
RomanceRe: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by yuzjet(m): 8:02am On Sep 20, 2014
charlie42: Exacly u deserve one keg of palme + olomo
U too! Thanks anyway.
BusinessRe: Fitch Upgrades Nigeria's Lagos State To 'aa+(nga)'; Outlook Stable by yuzjet(m): 9:59pm On Sep 19, 2014
Missy89: They rate economies, businesses, and infrastructures of cities, businesses and countries and project it would either be a success or failure.

The ratings helps those who are interested in buying bonds or loaning money to those entities they rate.

AA RATINGS means that it is a very safe investment with little risk should u choose to buy lagos bonds, invest in the state or start a business there. Banks will also be willing to loan money to entities with AA ratings because that means they will service the debt and hardly default.

something like that
Thanks so much
BusinessRe: Fitch Upgrades Nigeria's Lagos State To 'aa+(nga)'; Outlook Stable by yuzjet(m): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2014
Missy89: They rate economies, businesses, and infrastructures of cities, businesses and countries and project it would either be a success or failure.

The ratings helps those who are interested in buying bonds or loaning money to those entities they rate.

AA RATINGS means that it is a very safe investment with little risk should u choose to buy lagos bonds, invest in the state or start a business there. Banks will also be willing to loan money to entities with AA ratings because that means they will service the debt and hardly default.

something like that
Thanks so much
BusinessRe: Fitch Upgrades Nigeria's Lagos State To 'aa+(nga)'; Outlook Stable by yuzjet(m): 8:20pm On Sep 19, 2014
Can somebody explain this in a normal way pls? huh

Abi who's the Fitch that's upgrading Lagos? huh
RomanceRe: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by yuzjet(m):
An Ex is an Examples of any Experiences of what should never appear/occur/happen in ur life again.

Even if u want to know about ur flaws, not from ur Ex. because I believe he/she will use the chance to bring u down as it'll seems that u're still living in ur past.


Forget ur Ex here and focus to adjust on whatever can make the new lucky person stays.
RomanceRe: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by yuzjet(m):
Wow....

Points 1, 2 & 7 are what all the ladies want but won't ask for. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Successfully Repel Suspected Boko Haram Ambush In Kogi State by yuzjet(m): 9:35am On Sep 16, 2014
Kudos to our soldiers
RomanceRe: 12 Signs You Have Commitment Phobia And How To Fix it by yuzjet(m): 9:09am On Sep 16, 2014
Nice!
Science/TechnologyRe: The Ozone Layer Is Growing Back by yuzjet(m): 8:01am On Sep 16, 2014
Oh really?
RomanceRe: What Qualities Can A Man Possess To Attract Women? by yuzjet(m): 1:07pm On Sep 14, 2014
mytym: You wrote straight from my heart...
Oh really? I never knew I have access to write something out of another person's heart!
PoliticsRe: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by yuzjet(m): 7:11pm On Sep 13, 2014
CharlieMaria: [email][/email] lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
What happened to ur email?
RomanceRe: What Qualities Can A Man Possess To Attract Women? by yuzjet(m): 11:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
allergiicc: Upon all this long grammer, you got only 7likes for your troubles... grin grin grin grin grin
ℓ☺ℓ! U're really something. What's ur business with the likes I got? huh
HealthRe: Ebola: West-African Nations Approach Lagos For Help. by yuzjet(m): 2:50pm On Sep 12, 2014
Who says 9ja isn't the giant and savior of Africa?
RomanceRe: What Qualities Can A Man Possess To Attract Women? by yuzjet(m): 12:55pm On Sep 12, 2014
ignis: You are so on point...
Oh thanks!
RomanceRe: What Qualities Can A Man Possess To Attract Women? by yuzjet(m):
*Security* in essence that:

*Will he be there when she needs to be cared for?

*Will he be there when she needs money?

*Will he be there when she needs protection?

*Will he be there when she needs someone to confide on?

*Will he be there when she needs a father that knows what family responsibility means? And,

*Will he also be there when she needs someone to provide that fear for her children when they needs to be dealt with?

I think any man that has 60% of this qualities should attract a responsible woman with ease.
HealthRe: Ebola: South African Woman Tested Negative - Minister of Health, Prof. Chukwu by yuzjet(m): 11:43am On Sep 12, 2014
Hmm
PoliticsRe: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by yuzjet(m): 11:24am On Sep 12, 2014
IYANGBALI: says who?abubakar shekarau is the vp
LMFAO! No wonder GEJ is struggling.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by yuzjet(m): 11:15am On Sep 12, 2014
whatlyf: A sl0wp0ke
Now we need a fastpoke.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by yuzjet(m): 10:56am On Sep 12, 2014
sweetgala: That guy has played it safe through the last 4 years, he has kept his name out of any conversation
Good of him. But we've had enough of his silence for the past four years. Now we need a VP that will be awake even when president is sleeping and snoring.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by yuzjet(m): 10:53am On Sep 12, 2014
IYANGBALI: he is the UN secretary general from iraq
I thought he's d present VP of Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by yuzjet(m): 10:51am On Sep 12, 2014
JEITO: you don drink cold water starch again bahuh
The one ur mama prepared for me abi? huh

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