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rattlesnake: [size=16pt]womens
womens
womens

every time

and this thread are started by funny mens[/size]

wont we rest ni
the men that study women are different
the jack as5ses the women die for are different

why wasting your precious time

Left to u. U can decide on what to do and what not to do. I.E for u to rest, it all lies in ur hands.

jmoore: You go and read No 3.

Yes I repeat, yes! They're d only creature dat doesn't forget their first love. because den, they'll always love from d bottom of their heart.

Ceasar1: Same thing goes for them. If they are ‘unique’ as you proclaimed, why can't they also get themselves pregnant without ‘JS’ doing the Job?
.....

They can't because they're not made to. Its a man responsibility to do dat.

jnrbayano: Mind you, No 1 has got nothing to do with love. It is so because there's nothing they can do about it.

In No 10, the good book says is the man who does the "leaving"

Mind u too, there's always something dey can do abt no 1 by not not getting married. They choose not to all because they've fallen in love.

LaurelP: Ur wrong man
Some men can do those even beta dan women
Besides they are even running away from those roles and craving for men's place so?

Then I bet u should be able to change ur name to d name of d girl u love. Also, u should get ursef pregant as well.

jmoore: And men love from the top of their hearts, huh?

Can u pls recheck the topic?

Ceasar1: The only thing I can't do there is to get pregnant but don't forget the fact that only I can get them pregnant. So that makes me what, SU - Super Unique.

Don't get it twisted. If u think u're Super Unique (SU) like u said, u should be able to get ursef pregnant instead of looking for a woman to carry ur pregnancy for u.

themmydhayhor: Lol
K

Good boi!

jnrbayano: True about them.

Lie because you said its "only" them do those.

The truth is only women can do Dem all with ease. Men can only manage to do some of Dem but not all. Or can u change ur first name to a girl's name and have dat name for d rest of ur life?

Ceasar1: Hey not fair, I'm a Man and I can do some of these. Example, I can Love from the bottom of my heart and also sacrifice my Life and necessities for those I Love. Ask your Dad.

U can do some but not all. Dats what makes women unique.

Women are the most wonderful creature I have seen on Earth, but am yet to understand why some men are busy finding faults upon faults on them. Ok, lets look at them this way and tell me if am lying:

1- Women are the only creature that can change their original surname just for the sake of love.

2- They are most easiest creature to convince

3- They are the only creature that loves from the bottom of their heart.

4- They are the creature that can prefer to go to bed with an empty stomach, just to make sure that their children feeds well.

5- They are the only creature on Earth that cries very easily, just to expose their inward disposition.

6- They are always awake even at the dead of the night just to make sure that their children are protected.

7- They can even sell out their cloths just to buy food for their children, and also see them smiling.

8- They are always ready to sacrifice their lives just to save the lives of their children.

9- They are always in the kitchen inhaling the smoke without complaining, just to prepare something for their children and husband to eat.

10- They are the only creature that can abandon their biological family and start up a new home with a stranger.

11- Even when they are battling with the pains of pregnancy, yet, they are busy looking after their husbands and children. e.t.c

Or am I lying?

Your thoughts?

themmydhayhor: Ok case close....

We go share am 60/40...I take 60, u take 40 place Oba of lagos

Hahahahah! Who do u think I am? Anyway, I don't like sharing. So, be contented with dat before another person snatch it away from u. My 1k.....

themmydhayhor: Y u no take d Oba of lagos own...make u leave one of dem for me make I manage am??

It was because I've chosen the two before u did. Simple!

themmydhayhor: Sho...u self like beta thing??

Who's dis one?

Must u also focus on what I like? Go and take that Oba of Lagos own NW... Those two are mine alone.

So, gbagbe yen ☺º°˚˚°ºo

Wow....... Wow..... Wow!!!

That Morocco and Saudi Palace though.

Me like Dem ☺º°˚˚°ºo

sexymoma: Konji Husband: stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't make the relationship enjoyable but develop sense of humor whenerver konji hook dem

Hehehe. What a husband den!

Houseofglam7: Not at all.

No problem den!

mumumugu: mumu husband ; spends stupidly on d wife.wife controls him

Hahah.... U're right ☺º°˚˚°ºo. Some husband are Mugun of d highest order.

Missmossy: What an amusing list,lol@ acidic husband...always boiling!

Yes ☺º°˚˚°ºo, they does exist. Most of Dem are usually Chelsea fans. Try to always avoid Dem... ℓ☺ℓ

Houseofglam7: NAIRALAND HUSBAND: Spends more time on Nairaland than with his family, or even his job.






I see a counter thread coming.

Wow.... Nairaland husband indeed. Btw wait, seems u're talking from experience? Just saying.

deeobserver209: Marriage is not for kids.

Is dat another type of husband?

maynation: no be u write am ni ?

No mind me! Was a mistake.

maynation: Team Parasite husband

Oh really?

Husband is a general name for men in a married relationship. But there are different types of them. Below here are the 10 different types of husband:

1. BACHELOR HUSBAND:
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2. ACIDIC HUSBAND:
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3. SLAVE HUSBAND:
Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4. GENERAL HUSBAND:
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.

5. DRY HUSBAND:
Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6. PANADOL HUSBAND:
Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that get relief from wife.

7. PARASITE HUSBAND:
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8. BABY HUSBAND:
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9. VISITING HUSBAND:
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.

10. CARING HUSBAND:
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women, which one is Yours, for single ladies which one do you want?

Everybody will choose number 10 though.... But I bet we aint dat common like dat.

You can still add yours!

Hmmmmm.... What should we call dis? Land scamming or Land defrauding by government officials?

Emenike I know u don't want to be a magar!!

Thanks OP. But how about if u can give us a download link to those apps?

Praising God of course!

Just passing!

IJIGGAH: Even the gods and their messagers cheat by being POLYGAMOUS.Bible,Quran,etc.

Na u talk dat one ☺º°˚˚°ºo

This is a question for the gods!