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Wow....... Wow..... Wow!!!

That Morocco and Saudi Palace though.

Me like Dem ☺º°˚˚°ºo

sexymoma: Konji Husband: stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't make the relationship enjoyable but develop sense of humor whenerver konji hook dem

Hehehe. What a husband den!

Houseofglam7: Not at all.

No problem den!

mumumugu: mumu husband ; spends stupidly on d wife.wife controls him

Hahah.... U're right ☺º°˚˚°ºo. Some husband are Mugun of d highest order.

Missmossy: What an amusing list,lol@ acidic husband...always boiling!

Yes ☺º°˚˚°ºo, they does exist. Most of Dem are usually Chelsea fans. Try to always avoid Dem... ℓ☺ℓ

Houseofglam7: NAIRALAND HUSBAND: Spends more time on Nairaland than with his family, or even his job.






I see a counter thread coming.

Wow.... Nairaland husband indeed. Btw wait, seems u're talking from experience? Just saying.

deeobserver209: Marriage is not for kids.

Is dat another type of husband?

maynation: no be u write am ni ?

No mind me! Was a mistake.

maynation: Team Parasite husband

Oh really?

Husband is a general name for men in a married relationship. But there are different types of them. Below here are the 10 different types of husband:

1. BACHELOR HUSBAND:
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2. ACIDIC HUSBAND:
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3. SLAVE HUSBAND:
Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4. GENERAL HUSBAND:
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.

5. DRY HUSBAND:
Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6. PANADOL HUSBAND:
Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that get relief from wife.

7. PARASITE HUSBAND:
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8. BABY HUSBAND:
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9. VISITING HUSBAND:
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.

10. CARING HUSBAND:
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women, which one is Yours, for single ladies which one do you want?

Everybody will choose number 10 though.... But I bet we aint dat common like dat.

You can still add yours!

Hmmmmm.... What should we call dis? Land scamming or Land defrauding by government officials?

Emenike I know u don't want to be a magar!!

Thanks OP. But how about if u can give us a download link to those apps?

Praising God of course!

Just passing!

IJIGGAH: Even the gods and their messagers cheat by being POLYGAMOUS.Bible,Quran,etc.

Na u talk dat one ☺º°˚˚°ºo

This is a question for the gods!

HMmm!

Silences and ancient thinking would comes in!

godman01: Bros, you better know what you are doing?

U too should better know what u're saying. Cos am not sure if dats a question or statement?

Kudos....

But Lara is my favorite among Dem. Dansaki always make me want to thank and praise God more and more. Her voice is captivating as well.

Even though am a Muslim, I finds her music worthy to praise Allah.

Sinach though, didn't know she's a Nigerian until now... Thanks OP! U can correct me if she isn't a Nigerian.

Not again!

milehigh06: and tomorrow you will go to church asking for forgiveness

U must be delusional for quoting me. And for ur info, who told u dat I used to go to church on Saturdays?

U must be from Yaba Left.

Reply me if u're a "Patient from Yaba Left".

Hisssss.....

Publicity stunt, coming from the wife of the spreader of ebola because of money.

God will judge u and ur husband accordingly to ur deeds.

Allahu Akbar

Kindly please start the story of Yusuf ASAP.

Proud to be named Yusuf.

May Allah reward u abundantly!

Big Dick

But they will never confess!

Eleyi gidi gan ooo!

Best of luck to u Ojukwu.

Not surprised... 've been expecting those kind of bad**s video from her. Check dis link for more of her meme pictures. www.nairaland.com/1837476/top-10-nicki-minaj-anaconda

cassyrooy: Your mama who've got all NNPC reservoir channelled to her cli.ts. Mehn. See a walking dead. Amu Ekwuensu!

Ur mama's a swine. Ur papa's a vulgar little maggot. And, ur entire family members are worthless bag of filth. Among Dem all, u're a nincompoop


Aint ur mate canker....

iwo oloriburuku yi

cassyrooy: Yeah longer than the di.ldo your mama used.

My dick in your mother's rib cage Hehehehe


Better come and help her before she kick the bucket.

F**k ur dandruff a**

cassyrooy: Fagot! U need nt play dat chord cos i ain't dumb. So gay-looking-boy just know wat to say at the ryt stroke of the chronometer, so as nt to offend
me and my kind

Hey BASTARD. Am quite impressed by ur Gay detector skill I must say.. Cut it off huh, aint ur kind of mother*fuckers. To hell u and ur kind vanishes... Re-quote me if u're a d**k.