₦airaland Forum

wirewire: Enough Labia Majora and Minora.

banki: north east, North north , east west, south south..... NO one should rule or govern Nigeria ever again based on tribe or religion.

The watch word must be COMPETENCE and nothing more, what have you done before what are your records, what are your plans how do you intend to achieve your plans, whats your timeline on delivery. Those should be the basic criteria for anyone seeking an elective offfice anywhere in Nigeria.

If you cant answer those questions convinsingly you have no business seeking any electoral post, Those clowns in the East Beware, Those bigots from the north beware, those jokers form the west beware, those sissys from the south beware, IF YOU DONT MEET ANY OF THE CRITERIA STATEDABOVE dont come in 2015

Sam Milla: This kind of news should not be revealed to Nigerians, especially those living in Lagos. Dont get me wrong, thats where you have the highest concentration of Churches in the whole Planet Earth.

Reasons are :
Some Pastors will tell their followers that he predicted it a week or so before it happened, the sheepish followers will shout Alleluya and spread the news through danfos, okadas etc.

Some will tell their followers that he dreamt about it but God told him not to reveal it and the sheepish followers will shout alleluya as if their leader always have secret meetings with God.

Silly ones will call it end time as if they know the begining.

Id1ots will start packing their belongins and heading down to village as if the end time will not reach there.

charlsecy4: Unwillingness of the people to accept low-denomination coins is what will cause inflation, not the N5000.

Augustinaz: Hurray. I have been unbanned.

oyb: how do you know that the people being tortured are actually terrorists?

LCASHMAN: I REALY THINK 5K NOTE IS A BAD IDEA. WHO D HEL IS IN CHARGE OF CBN?

ogbeche77: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
bestads: Dear Nigerians, the reasons for mass failure of our teenagers in public exams are not far fetched.
1 FACEBOOK,YAHOO,TWITTER,MYSPACE and generally browsing on
the internet instead of reading their books
2 ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE and EUROPEAN FOOTBALL LEAGUES,
it is easy for an average nigerian teenager to know the tha names of all
chelsea players but same youths cannot tell you the square root 25 in mathematic. Worse still is that these days instead of seeing inscriptions
like UNIVERISTY or SCHOLARS on the exercise books, what you see are
pictures of paloma,Drogba,Beyonce,Omotola etc
3 DSTV,Home video and african movie magic, watching television and
films endlessly.European champions league,English
premiership,Barca,Blues,Chelsea,MANU etc 4 GSM and BLACKBERRY, the average nigerian teenager uses the latest
and expensive gsm phones just to show off that they belong,when they are
actually nothing.
5 GSM TEXT LANGUAGE, I will not be suprised to see students write
words like ur(for YOUR), 2moro( For tomorrow) in their EXAM sheets
6 QUEST FOR CHEAP FAME AND WEALTH, The goverment,electronic media(tv and radio) and companies have not been helpful at all.The
average nigerian youth especially the girls want to BE silver Birds most
beautiful Girl and get cheap money and fame(Nobody has remembered all
the previous miss world,but we still remember MOTHER THERESA),they
want to win IDOLS WEST AFRICA, they want to be in NOLLYWOOD, they
want to be TWO-FACE,they want to win maltina street dance ,they want to win starquest and GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH
Warning is that wealth gotten by vanity shall DIMINISH.
7 The new craze of TALENT SHOWS: Suddenly The only talents our
youths now have are music,dancing,acting and stand up comedies, they
no longer have talents for maths,physics and entrepreneurism.
Check out the list:MTN PROJECT FAME,BIG BROTHER,STARQUEST,MALTINA DANCE
HALL,AMBO,GUILDER,IDOLS WEST AFRICA,PEAK TALENT HUNT
ETC…What a bad distraction
It is only COWBELL that sponsors national mathematics competition and
give scholarships to outstanding students in UME exams
8 EVER BUSY PARENTS, Parents are always in search for money,business and jobs,they live home 5am and come back 10pm
leaving their children to the care of house helps and teachers in private
schools. THEY have forgotten that out of the 24 hours in a day their
children will only spend 8am-2pm(6 hrs) in school and in hands of the
teachers the remaining 18hrs is spent in the home(wether sleep or not)
.these same ever busy parents can not look into the books of their teenagers,they don't monitor waht the teenagers watch nor who they
associate with.
9 WEAK GOVT POLICIES:The people in Govt see all these vanities on
tele and radio and they will not nip them in the bud, because they are naïve
and corrupt and so the rot continues
If you have a contrary view then post it on this forum.

VoodooDoll: LMAO,

so "James Ibori" will now be known as "Samantha Two Holes!"

Kai, the man go walk very very funnily upon leaving that place !

ceejay80s: U DON SEE OR HEAR OF CHRISTIAN TERRORIST BEFORE?

kbdrim: The Nigerian education system is a disaster. It might be more pronounced in the north but believe me, The difference between those northern schools and those in the south is minimal. I served in Ondo state. Both in ondo town and akure as far back as 2004.I was shocked at the level of ignorance in those secondary schools and there were about the best private schools in the state. Infact, the effect teaching had on me led me into going into teaching as a career. Nigeria might produce very few students who are naturally gifted but majority of Nigerian students right now dont know Jack. That also has to do with the teachers who cant give more than they have. You can imagine Patience Jonathan who has a degree from a nigerian university teaching students. Most teachers in Nigeria are bad products of coilleges of education and universities and so cant impact knowledge to students and we have a circle of IDIOTAs churning out Idiots. My experience in Ondo opened my eyes to the fact that education in the south isnt any different. If you look at GEJ, it sums up what our education system looks like. What private schools do in the south is just pay WAEC and NECO officials so they can use a few good teachers and NYSC members to write exams for their students. This was the same school that had a morning and afternoon bible devotion. so much for religion yet exam malpractice was never an issue for them. Until we start paying teachers the same money been paid to bankers so we can attract the best from our universities into the teaching profession. There is no hope!!!

CeaserB: Surprisingly to me, MTN is getting better. I'm not sure if I'm the only one here or maybe it's because MTN had ripped me off for over nine years now and they decided to thank me.
A friend sent me #1500 credit. After my recharge, I was rewarded with #1500 bonus to call "ANY" network. I thought it was a joke but to my surprise it wasn't
I called all networks with my bonus except for international numbers which they charged for.
Last week Friday, I got a text saying I should recharge and get weekend calls for free, which I did by recharging #1500 and to my amazement I got my #1500 bonus and a whooping 24 hours to call MTN numbers for free from 12am on Saturday to 11:59pm on Sunday.
Right now I'm rocking more than #3000 worth of bonus on my line to call "ANY" Naija network. I only recharge if I have to call international number which now costs #33 per minute (reasonable to me).
For the First time in Nine years I'm now Saying with MTN "Life Is Good"


P.S: I'm just an average consumer of MTN products with no connection to MTN staff or Management at all. I like to think I'm not the only one enjoying these benefits.
I hope the promo lasts forever.

Tadup: Its not fake. The 125% bonus means you will have 1/4 extra credit, so the 400 you loaded mtn gave you 100=1/4 of 400

cyril83: This man may die wretched if care is not taking coz what really happened to him in 2007 was nothing but help from above,that's stupidity not sincerity,rememba God wil neva come down frm heaven to help u,he'll definately send somebody