udemzyudex:


Lol.. Seems you're new here, when u see that moniker, don't even bother to reply his comment, it's a waste of time.

choi... I already wasted some kbs on it already

ChiefAzubuike1:
That girl is the cause of her own death and none else should be blamed. Not even the police or hospital management. Their hands are clean.

What was she looking for outside at that ungodly hour when she's supposed to be in her bed as someone who is responsible. Her vehicle was flagged down by the cops yet she sped off for no reason. That's a military/paramilitary check point in a volatile region for crying out loud. In saner climes, she wouldn't have been spared either.

You clearly don't have any sense .... mtweeh

Sharon6:
It's only greedy and lazy people that can fall Into their hands. There's no shortcut to success, work and pray and you'll surely get there someday.



GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

Mostly desperate people. These are hard times for so many people.

If your admission is set and all that's left is to travel. Postpone your NYSC. You can always do that later. Find out if you need to do anything in particular or you if can just leave and ignore your call up letter.

When you are done with your masters, you can then decide what you want to do next and if it's to come back home then NYSC isn't going anywhere. It will be here when you return.

If the admission is not set, go for NYSC while you continue processing the admission. You can always resume late if it's set while you are serving. Also you can either defer the admission or defer service once you've started. The worst thing that can happen if you defer service is to redo it another year. It's still not the end of the world. NYSC is always fun. Extra year is extra fun in my mind, but that's just my 50kobo on the matter.

I don't see any reason why you can't do both.

Will God really answer those prayers?

There are two type of trials .. one is for the elite and the other is for the rest of us!

Let him do it in Nigeria and then come back and re-post this. Mtweeh

Mtweeh. Attention seekers. Bros you did not spend 112k. You spend 250 dols. And don't go dragging Buharri into this nonsense. Nomatter the strength of the Naira the saloon's price would have been 250 dols.

Stupedinluv:


How ironic not to see inferiority complex written all over you.

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Please enlighten me ... cause I lack your 40/40 eye sight.



Please enlighten me...

Ruq:


If you observe, she's depressed but she doesn't know.

@Ruq It would have been better if it was depression. That way she has hope

Stupedinluv:
This is not another derogatory message to black men but hard and real facts they need to digest before anything.

Its high time they looked at themselves hard and cry and work for change i e if they would ever have the resources to cause change.

Look around you and admit that black men all over the world worship white men. Whether in business, politics, invention, culture, development,etc. They see them as gods and reverence and submit to them.

Why gods? because all worshippers seek to pattern their lives after a deity. They try to emulate beings that are far supreme. In the same line, all black men want to grow and develop the same way white men have!

Have you ever wondered why they must copy the white man?

1. White men are smart: Yes there are dumb white men but the ratio of dumbness between white men and black men can be about 1 :1000.

You doubt?
Then ask yourself how few ordinary men can storm a whole continent of able-bodied men and render all of them powerless. Turned them into subjects, colonised and still recolonising them and bought many as slaves in exchange for cheap goods like mirrors. They are smart! They dont just plan they strategise properly and are future oriented. Till today, we are yet to recover and you think we have the smartest men in Africa? Big joke.

Black men play cool. Cool. Cool helps nobody! They were playing cool when they smarties took everything they had. Everything. Their pride and their shame!!!

2. White men are brave and nature friendly: They are fearless generally. They are not afraid to try. They love, appreciate nature better. They can go to the last place in the universe just to behold the beauty of nature. They are explorers. White men are unstoppable. To stop a white man you must be ahead of him in all ramifications. This attribute has endered them respect and admiration. This is why nobody takes any research /invention seriously until it has been approved by them.

Can black men do a quarter of this without heavy support from the alpha males? Can they have a breakthrough at all? Your guess is as good as everybody's

3. White men are deep thinkers They are not after impressing anybody with long talks or grammar jargons, they are after knowledge and more knowledge. They know thats the only way to rule the world. They dont entertain washy-hushy shallow thoughts but go into details, thorough study and real life experiences. White men are deep!

4. They love themselves more For every one white traitor we have a million black traitors. Black men are their worst enemies. Dont blame this on colonisation/slavery because without your black traitors white men would have failed in their quest. Who knows! They may disagree amongst themselves but they would stand in for themselves anywhere.

They see beauty in their race and sell the best. They understand lifelong programming and it has worked for them.

They are not quick to pull themselves down.

5. White men sell the worst of black people to the world Its a game and they are smart! Black men are not that bad but white men have made the whole world see them as loosers and unfortunate people.

Everywhere they go, they are respected less. From CNN to Aljazerra to BBC it seems no good thing can come out from black men. What are black men on about this situation? They cry! Black men cry and shut up afterwards cos they know who runs the world!

And they cycle continues.

Such a shame that your have been "blessed" with inferior mentality. Mentality like that is what ensures u remain an underachiever, while the rest of us who know our true value succeed.
Remain blessed

Absolute rubbish!! and any man that believes this is just insecure. there are smart ladies that aren't respectful. But not ALL smart ladies lack respect. There is a difference between intelligence and ego. Yes an intelligent woman will less likely subject herself to abuse and maltreatment... but let me ask you a question are you already planing to maltreat/abuse your wife from the get go? Is that why you require your wife to not be an intelligent smart woman?

rubbis!! mtweeh. These same universities can not accommodate the students. People will just open mouth and be proposing rubbish

Mind your damn business! Why is this a difficult concept to grasp

wagzyl:
Dear Friends, as much as possible, please do not in any way subject yourself to arguments with armed officers. Those guys are sick in the head. Can you imagine what those fools are saying? "She attempted to dispossess the Policeman of his gun. During the struggle, the gun exploded and the woman was hit". What a callous explanation of the woman's death? Another life lost. The worst they will do is to sack the Policeman. May God in His infinite mercies and love continually protect us and our loved ones from all evil. AMEN.

Noticed how the story has turned? I am 250% certain its a lie! She didnt go for that gun! steps have already begun to cover-up or reduce the punishment to the officer. The gun "explode".. notice how its made to seem as the gun went off instead of the officer pulling the trigger. cover up already in progress. i weep for this country only the influential people are guaranteed to get "Justice"

rita25:
this adamawa north god shey u dey alright ni? u want make wizzy come warzone? cos of money? so despite the bombings na to watch wizkid be ur problem for adamawa? if I were u I will enter flight and go to Lag and watch wizzy,olamide and OBO for just 5-!10k.Oloshi awon jati jati!!!!!!!!

If you no wan go North, nobody suppose blame person. But why you go collect their money before hand and agree to the show in the first place. Na simple fraud be that!! abi na today dem sabi say North no safe?

Biko which law taking which course... He doesn't know he will end up in jail as pedo ba?!! Oh sweet bosom of karma - You never disappoint.

WarRLaY:
samsung S6

Really ? Why if I may ask?

Naijasinglegirl:
I received a ping message inviting me for a birthday party.
That still voice kept telling me ''NaijaSingleGirl, don't go'' but I remained adamant.
The celebrant said she was going to send someone to come pick me up and take me back home when the evening party was over. This should be easy I thought.
First of all, I had thirty minutes to look for what to wear. It was 5:30pm and the birthday was meant to start by 6pm. No African time.
I eventually found a flare mini skirt but the waist was too large so I tied a scarf across it in place of a belt. Some minutes later, I was good to go.
A Keke Napep of all vehicles arrived with the celebrant brother. A keke is just a wheel barrow with a sitting area and it was painful watching all the swags I had disappear as I jumped in with my high heel sandals. I would have turned it down but I didn't want to come across as a conceited person. Maybe if I was in a relationship she would have sent a ferrari. Who knows?
Three minutes into the journey, a heavy rain began and the convertible looking keke napep was not spared. I arrived at the venue looking like a wet chicken. I was a total mess! The rain wiped out my makeup, the outline of my bra was showing and my skirt was dripping water.
I had to take off the scarf from my waist to wipe my face.
Then came the sympathies from the girls that arrived with Limos.
''Sorry o''. ''Eeyah'' ''let's ask the celebrant for a towel" ''Is your skirt oversized or what?''

Before I knew it, one of the girls handed me a camera and begged me to take them pictures. When I was done giving them 50 shots, none of them wanted to take shots with me. Who would anyway when I was looking like a drenched evil spirit.
I didn't know worse awaited me.
I stepped into the party room without realising there was a short staircase so I fell, ruining a heel from one pair of my sandals. One of the celebrant siblings rushed to pick me up promising she was going to give me a pair of bathroom slippers before I leave. How embarrassing could my day be?

I hurriedly limped to one corner and sat there going through MTN old messages in my phone. Anything to avoid everyone's eyes.
The party had a total of 38 guests inclusive of 36 females and two males. An all girls party? Eighteen girls to one guy? Obviously I was going to leave the party single again.
Oh well...
It was time for the opening prayer.
''You with the red mini skirt, lead us in prayer''
I turned only to realise the celebrant mother was talking to me. The celebrant mother? I thought this was meant to be an adult party for the 'not so old adults'
''In Jesus name, bless this day Lord'' was all I could stutter. If I had said more than that, I would have been weeping.
All I needed was a quiet time with Jesus so I could ask him why all of these was happening to me.
Immediately I was done with my sentence, they started sharing birthday rice. I've never been to such a brief party all my life!
Snap, Pray, Eat and Vamoose. Nice one I thought.
Everyone was served exception of me.
I had to feel my body if I mistakenly wore my invisible cloak.
At that point I started chewing on my invisible gum while other guests who were done with their food looked at me with pity.
''The girl with the short skirt has not eaten, give her food''
The celebrant mother told one of her girls with her Sango voice.
Everyone turned at me.
''I am not hungry'' I lied fighting back tears.
She didn't pay attention to me. A plate of rice was shoved into my hands. Seconds later, the two guys at the party were headed towards me. Among all the girls here, they found me attractive.
Hallelujah!
Something to compensate myself for, I thought.
The first thing one of them said was
''Hello NSG, are you born again? You think life is all about fried rice & mini skirt''
I almost choked on the rice.
Apparently, they were from the celebrant church & I was thinking they fancied me.
Both of them spent the next twenty five minutes preaching to me while I was swallowing my rice one grain after other. I blamed my short skirt for putting me through that.
Eventually, a mini altar-call was done for me there and everyone watched while I proclaimed Jesus Christ as my Lord and Personal Saviour.
After all said and done, I was handed a pair of bathroom slippers and whisked back into my keke napep.
Why always me?

Men a series of unfortunate events... Damn

RUBBISH! what is good about this. Politicians and their God complex that's all. A worker is late to work.. then query him.. why degrade a person to this level all because it's his/her only way of earning a living.

If the guy pistoriused you... you will say he is wicked

People need to learn how to mind their business ...

#foolishPeopleAbound

O Level not graduate. Though he should be able to spell correctly by now.

Nonsense it's only when media popularises abuses like this that there is any hope of change.

the answer is 12! but I won't lie for a second I feared I had forgotten BODMAS

hapheeyxz:
3+3*3-3+3=12. why is it 12? now we introduce BODMAS and can only get the answer if we use it how it should be used.let's start now
B for bracket( )
O for of
D for division
M for multiplication
A for addition
S for subtraction.
from d equation we are concerned about> MAS
I.e we do d multiplication first so we have
3+9-3+3 which is 12-0 coz -3+3=0. so d answer is 12. for better understanding u can even rearrange before u subtract I.e 3+9+3-3.

some people were born to be teachers

Manko has finally gotten a fan page on NL kai FGCI students una done wash this guy finish.
On a serz note though, none of us are surprised he didn't start today!!

tohpahz:
Op.. i like u jare.. u did well.
I dunno who owns this country anymore.. oyinbo or Nigerians..
Oh chim!
Just because his skin is white,he can do waheva he likes shey.. ((bleaching on my mind )

I just smh anytime I think of it, Indians/Lebanese people treating Us like slaves in our own country while the got does nothing about it.

Menaha:
True or false?

So true and I never thought about it this way!

zealot4me:

So if they didn't see the guy that day, they wouldn't eat?

My fellow nairalanders,
You're at an eatery and waiting for your date and then u spot her on the horizon, ur already smiling and then behind her you notice her back up, 2 shenkehs on a mission one if your lucky . Marching with purpose and that purpose is to destroy your wallet.. .

This betrayal of the mind isn't something new, but I wanted to know how my fellow NLs have handled such situations in the past.

Mine is just three.

Happy new month to

Z8
sandrahnaub
hippyzuki

Isaacmacdon:
It's best dey Extend it... Wats deir problem gon sef??

Why? Wasn't it since last year they started asking customers to get their BVN?

tohpahz:


Abia state.. eastern Nigeria

Not surprised