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piicity:
I am always wondering why people like using dreamweaver for webdesign. Pls is it the only webdesigner

Dreamweaver keh, when we have the likes of Notepad++, Aptana Studio even eclipse is fine. But my personal fav is Komodo Edit (for PHP, HTML, J.script and CSS).

ekemini84:
There's nothing to educate. At certain age is either you know or you don't.

Bros that girl did not nothing wrong.

CAPTIVATOR:
Should we look at it from that angle ?

which other angle is there?

sinaj:




Borno

buh people live dere nau...

and many people have died there too.

freecocoa:
What rule exactly? I didn't know there's a rule about adults watching adult movies on their phones.

watching mojo and announcing you are watching mojo are two different things.

Chanchit:
99% of bb users have the tendency to watch porn since we have enough data to waste, I've seen po*rn on many girls phones and I knw I have it on my phone too, so what's the fuss. @Op oya swear with your life say you no dey watch p**n.

Don't see what the issue is, only that she should have disabled that updating status with song name feature.

freecocoa:
For what reason? Whose business is it?

Nobodies business still doesn't change the rule... You have a right do to something doesn't give you free reign to do whatever you want. Sense is always needed

some guys have excess money to be wasting sha

ekemini84:
I discussed this oshomole marriage thing with some female friends of mine and I was surprise the number of support I got in favour of this woman.

To me it reveals the predominant consciousness of many women in this day and age hence, the overwhelming support for her. The obssessesion for money by women for me is reaching near tipping point to say the least. I want someone to convince me that this marriage is about "love".

Many girls I spoke to seem not to see anything wrong with her actions- but when I asked them if they would marry the same man if he was broke?. ..well let's just say they laugh it off as joke!

I guess all is well that ends well.

Please what is wrong with her action? educate us oh biko

Doughyeenbae:
umm...u sure?

150% sure

Doughyeenbae:
What if you get freaky....with clothes on...and juices spill...any chances of getting preggy??

Na Na the cloths will absorb all of it! Always make sure you wear your cloth when your getting freaky.. that's sure fire protection

falconey:
I will not blame the female folk today until next
time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one.
Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and
produce an offspring.


1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’

Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that
your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last
self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-
between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t
honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in
all your pull out encounters. You and I know that
the sweetest part is when you offload all your
goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding
yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little
reminder, someone in the bible days died because
of this type of thing.



2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle
Contraception’

This is how so many clueless men have been lied
to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop
some after and you believe and go in without
protection. This same babe will come back a month
later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never
believe any of that nonsense a woman says before
S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.



3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My
Teeth’

It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the
teeth involved during S3x but please, use your
fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To
avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The
only hole you should be poking should be… never
mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking
about.



4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During
S3x

Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having
S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say
‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you
put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously
not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide
‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to
remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next
time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or
just get married and stay faithful mbok.



5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’
First of all…eww!




Second, don’t deceive yourself.
Women have and can get pregnant during their
periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree
to this but others will. It has been found that some
women ovulate when they are menstruating, so
next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure
to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little
swimmers with no protection, one of them is
bound to swim upstream and catch something
you’re not prepared for.


6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years
My dear brother,

I know it’s a quality brand
product and probably cost you a few hundred
naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just
maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s
no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it
either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s
still good or throw it away.


7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’


And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the
condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped
exactly like a condom, please desist from
tightening things in there. You have to leave that
space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will
break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science
but erm…



8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’



First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me
understand the logic. You did it while standing and
all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was
left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law
of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology,
which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what
goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na
is one place that may not have a door but has a
way of keeping things in. Be Warned!
Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect
yourself and your woman. Use a condom.

http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Choi, NL always knows how to set my mornings right
@OP No. 8 na em funny die... even in Physics e no make sense.. be like say men dem never hear of viscosity ?

emmyrichie:
I just received this email this morning... but before I clicked on the link in the mail, I had to ransack the Internet to make sure it was genuine.

Behold it was a conned email aimed at hacking into my email account.

Do not fall for this. It is from the devil and demons of fraud.

See screen shot below.

This is actually a real problem. But always be on guard for the "language/wordings" na their I dey catch them. "removed on the expiry of the mentioned period" , abeg companies like yahoo will use simpler phrases, so it's easy to follow. "President,Customer Support" Is customer support an association?

... @OP thanks for my morning dose of comedy.. Yarn your wife that if she doesn't want to become a widow you guys have to slow down. There is a reason your inlaws are ignoring your reports ... Its a ridiculous one.

Men see english, Yes most likely typing from a phone but still

The police also said that the absence of females corroborated with the claim of their informant that it was indeed a gay cult. Very good detective work by Nigeria's finest mtweeh!! I guess the money from Gays is fine, but the gays themselves aren't.

pukena:
I met her in a church program in December last year. I proposed to her in January and she accepted. my life in the past 4 months with her has been a dream come true. I showed her off to family and friends at will even in facebook. We even attended a leadership training program for two weeks where we birthed a business dream we shall go into as a family. In fact there was no doubt she was in love with me. I spent on her within my capacity without feeling regret. giving to her was a delight. Everything was perfect until the phone call....

I was on a lunch date with her during a break from d office when a call came through her phone. Usually I dont pokenose into her calls or chats. she doesnt like it.

however, something was different about this particular call. I noticed she was uneasy and was kind of trying to pacify the caller with some excuses why she didnt pick his/her call ealier. I got more curios and demanded to know who called. she said it a nobody. I insisted in knowing who she was pleading with.

finally she spoke. my whole world came crashing before me. I was speechless for some time trying to understand the words I heard from a lady I have given my heart to.

she told me the call was a bolt from her past. that she has been looking for how to tell me about it. "I was into women untill three years ago. the guy who called has my pics and is threatening to publish them online to punish me. he wants to link me up to a rich woman but I told him I dont want so he is threatening to deal with me".

I was lost for words. was ds my lady? I was confused. I demanded to speak to d guy myself. she refused. I wanted to explode then she gave me d number. I called d guy and introduced myself and inquired of d guy if what my woman said was true. at ds point d guy flared up calling my woman unprintable words. he angrily told me that my woman came to him long ago and asked him to hook her up with a rich woman. that he wants to punish her for being a lesbian. blah blah blah......so many revelations I cant say her for respect to my woman.

well, the lunch date was ruined already. I coolly but sternly asked her to go home from the restaurant. I was boiling inside. she followed me back to my office. I turned to see her following and wanted to blow up when she calmly said " emmanuel, just know that all ds things happened in the past. am not proud of it but I hv moved on. I came to tell u about it today before d call came in". with that she turned and left. ofcourse d rest of the day wad spoiled for me.

for days I didnt call her. she wud call and end the call when I wouldnt talk much. I was still in shock. d best friend called and pleaded. she said my woman hadnt left her room for days. always crying non stop.

I still love her. I called d guy later and he claimed he was just playing around. dat the pictures he claimed to hv hv long been lost. dat I shud not leave my woman becos of that. that what he did dat morning was to check if my woman was still in that game. I didnt believe him.

anyway I tried to move on with my woman. though I must admit that things are not d way it used to be. I hv lost d enthusiasm.

I was watching man u match this afternoon when my phone rang. it was the same guy. I asked him why he called. he said called to know why am not talking to my woman. I got angry andtold him to stay clear of my life. I cut the call. he then sent me a message that he would like t send me a link to a website so I would get to know whovmy woman truely is.

I called my girl and warned her to ask her friend to leave me alone.

I want to break up from her. pls is ds the right thing to do?

pls I typed this with a phone to pardon some of my errors.

your woman's story doesn't add up!!
She wasn't going to tell you that day before the call came in. If she was when you asked who called she would have come clean then and there.

"she followed me back to my office. I turned to see her following and wanted to blow up when she calmly said " emmanuel, just know that all ds things happened in the past. am not proud of it but I hv moved on. I came to tell u about it today before d call came in". with that she turned and left" ... that's just reversed psychology designed to make you feel bad for when you did nothing wrong!!

The guys now wants to "help" your relationship after all he said in the phone? I smell lies!! lies everywhere!!

Nothing wrong with having a past, but lying and hiding it is a problem.

Abduletudaye:
The series was titled 'SuperForce'....if you have watched this, then you are over old ...but if you didn't, chai you missed as a kid ooo.


And if you didn't know, this figure below wan resemble olden robocop...

Hahaha..I remember this from Ktv

Foolish colleague, Next time you learn to control your mouth!!

OP that's the difference between class and swag! You don't have to flaunt class!

I haff died

bolliejay:
A colleague's brother is a doctor with like two years experience, in one of the General hospitals. He helped deliver a woman who already has two children.

During the post-delivery treatment, the curious husband asked why his wife required such. The doctor told the hubby that the woman needed all that treatment since she is HIV positive.

The husband was shocked as he didn't know her status.In fact she has been HIV since before they got married.

The man left and never returned. The doctor defended his actions as he claimed her file clearly states she has HIV before marriage, which is over 5years now, so he thought the hubby knew her status.

The question is, was it ethical to have disclosed the woman's status to her husband, and if no, what are the likely consquences of his action

when he devils just decides he will ruin your life

idprincess:
Okay, this is huge. We had to get out from the post production studio for my upcoming film to announce this awesome news!

OJUJU gets an awesome review by the Hollywood Reporter...yes, the Hollywood Reporter...

Once again we want to thank our glorious and steadfast cast and crew for this unending success story of perseverance....

www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/ojuju-film-review-786039?mobile_redirect=false

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10897790_655459934576084_3041540440467404393_n.jpg?oh=a2fddaaf5f9856f398304f38d4b5de53&oe=55980787

Here is the review:

C.J. "Fiery" Obasi's Nigerian zombie flick brings the familiar undead creatures to a new and exotic setting.

Considering the massive output of the Nollywood film industry, it was probably inevitable that it would eventually get around to appropriating that most familiar of Hollywood tropes, the zombie film. The result is this horror film directed and written by the marvelously named C.J. "Fiery" Obasi which brings the flesh-eating creatures to a Nigerian slum. Winner of the Best Nigerian Movie award at last year's African International Film Festival, Ojuju was recently showcased at the Brooklyn Academy of Music's New Voices in Black Cinema.


Obasi, whose IMDb bio states that he grew up watching Hammer horror films and reading Stephen King novels, clearly has an affinity for the subject matter. Although made on an obviously miniscule budget, this enterprising genre pic is very well crafted. Infused with both sly humor and genuine thrills, it puts many similarly themed American efforts to shame, with the exoticism of its setting only adding to the overall effect.

Set in a teeming Lagos slum, it provides an all-too-realistic explanation for the sudden transformation of its inhabitants into desiccated figures with an appetite for human flesh: It's the result of a contaminated water supply, which is certainly a problem endemic to the African nation.

Among those first affected is local drug dealer Fela (Chidozie Nzeribe), who gets bitten early on and suffers the predictable ill consequences as a result.

"If Fela won't smoke weed, then the situation is really serious," one of his friends worriedly comments.

The film's hero is Romero (a charismatic Gabriel Afolayan) — the name's inspiration is obvious — who, much to his horror, discovers that his pregnant girlfriend has become infected. Along with his friends Emmy (Kelechi Udegbe) and Peju (Omowunmi Dada), he desperately searches for a solution to the situation while trying to stay alive in the process.

"They've all turned ojuju," a character declares in the film in which the word "zombie" is never uttered.

Necessarily limited in terms of special effects and creature makeup — it's no surprise that the ojuju are initially mistaken for simply being drunk — Ojuju overcomes its technical limitations with well-drawn characters and pungently compelling situations. It certainly indicates that its talented filmmaker, whose sole previous effort was the voodoo-themed Jim & Joan, is eminently capable of moving on to bigger and better things.

Production company: Fiery Film Company
Cast: Gabriel Afolayan, Omowunmi Dada, Kelechi Udegbe, Chidozie Nazeribe, Brutus Rihard
Director-screenwriter-editor: C.J. "Fiery" Obasi
Producers: Oge Ugwu, C.J. "Fiery" Obasi
Director of photography: Tunji Akinsehinwa
Production designer: Victor Akpan
Composers: Beatoven, Wache Pollen


Ojuju Trailer:
https://www.nairaland.com/1851753/ojuju-movie-trailer-c.j-obasi

Is this finally out ?

I am proud to say I saw this when it was just an early trailer and I knew it was going to do well. Congrats creative Nigerian minds making me proud.

overhypedsteve:
makes you wonder why he cannot be extradicted to be tried in a proper Nigerian court.

Am guessing it's cause the law he broke wasn't a Nigerian one.

Was the neighbour there? Did he witness this stabbing? Did he see the man leave the flat after the stabbing? Reading something doesn't always make it true. People already saying the man should should be killed blah blah blah. Based on facts in that article... I woman is dead, she had an affair with a married man and finally the man got her pregnant. Which can easily be verified with an autopsy. Please think before concluding.

IleIfe2:
I'm not sure about the word count part though. 40 - 48 thousand words for a paper

Depends, I have a friend whose word count is 70,000.

May her soul RIP. Please people your life is one filled with potential achievements and contributions to yourself, friends, families and loved ones. Do not surrender it because of someone that doesn't love you. Your life is worth more than anyone else in this life... Please

theoctopus:
40, 000 a week for what? For court activities? legal fees? Logistics or what? You just google and get your answer. You need to do your research from the legal department's records not some quick Google link

Omo how to reach there Na! That's why I said it was a basic search. I saw that in one of the Nigerian dailys

theoctopus:
The figures are verifiable in the UK. If you think it is a lie, why dont you make your own inquiry? You cant disprove it if you dont have contrary evidence

Let's assume I am wrong, based on that I made a basic search as you suggested and found that the trail cost about 40,000 a week. He was arrested in 2010 convicted 2012 (104 weeks max estimation). This comes to 4.2M (approx) have I missed something?

Fucking lie!! 14 million pounds ... These people over estimate how gullible Nigerians are.