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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by Zakamori: 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2022
Kingcalls:


That wasn't a foul...the goal keeper stood his ground .he dint move ...how was that a penalty.... y dint they also call the second goal a foul ??

What does it mean to impede someone's movement? It means you're standing on his path such that he couldn't go where he was headed.

If you ever played football to a certain level, you'd know that as a striker, you're wise to "sell" penalty to your opponents.

The keeper infringed his movement... That's the rule of the game.

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Education / Re: Jamb/utme Thread For 2022 by Zakamori: 9:23pm On Jun 06, 2022
Adranido:
would love to check out BSU sha,but do u think it's good to go in terms of accreditation and and do u know if they conduct post utme?

Are you contemplating attending a school to study a course that has not been accredited? Ah... And then you'd pay 450k on top of that!

What should I tell you ooo? lipsrsealed
Education / Re: Jamb/utme Thread For 2022 by Zakamori: 7:02pm On May 17, 2022
My friend's result is yet to be released even though he wrote on Saturday.

What could be the issue as he didn't do any malpractice.

Then does anyone know why jamb is refusing to open the result portal?

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Education / Re: Jamb/utme Thread For 2022 by Zakamori: 4:00pm On May 14, 2022
Please what's the link to check results?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Fan Thread!! by Zakamori: 5:46pm On May 01, 2022
I'm a proud Cityzen. cool cool
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Zakamori: 9:00pm On Apr 27, 2022
When are we going to be able to do the reprint?

And is there any information about linking of email?
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Zakamori: 7:57pm On Mar 09, 2022
I have received this message over and over again. I have sent the email many times as well.

Can someone advice?

Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Zakamori: 9:27pm On Feb 23, 2022
I know this might not be the right thread, but I couldn't find the right one...

Can anyone please tell me when WAEC registration for 2022 will end?

Thank you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Zakamori: 11:30pm On Jan 01, 2022
kodded:
what an excuse for bias officiating undecided

Look at Pep's teams na... Because they play so high, they rely on tactical fouls to break opposition play before it gets too dangerous.

Most of those fouls are hardly card worthy. It is an art.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Zakamori: 10:34pm On Jan 01, 2022
Barryseal:
Incase anyone is still doubt how poor the officiating was today, Arsenal ONLY committed 11 fouls during the game and had 5 yellows and red. City 13 fouls 2 yellows in added time one for taking off shirt and one kicking the ball away. No yellow cards for their fouls.This can’t be right! If city and Guardiola had any honors, they will elect to replay this game.

Guy, tactical foul is an art form... If you don't know how to do it, don't try it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Are Teachers Not Well Paid?? by Zakamori: 7:48pm On Dec 27, 2021
Strokes:
While we have found ourselves in the situation, if you are passionate about teaching, please package yourself well and look for a good environment. You will always find a good school that can pay you well and you will enjoy what you do.
I still have teachers that earn more than 200k monthly as salary. When you even add some other allowances of lessons you should have a minimum of 300k monthly

Abeg, tell us where they teach o... Possibly mention names of school make we fit apply

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Haji Mullah Achakzai Executed By Taliban (Photos, Video) by Zakamori: 7:11pm On Aug 20, 2021
Lovenorth:
People in Nigeria, particularly Southern Christians, they like to call Boko Haram, say Boko Haram are terrorists... Look, what Boko Haram is doing in Northern Nigeria, the Catholic church and the Anglican church did it all around the world.

In Latin America, they were forcefully Catholicised - by force, or Conquistadors kill you!

Do you think these things should still continue in this time and age?
Latin Americans, they went to other people's land, they forcefully... They did not call it terrorism. They are calling Boko Haram terrorists because they're in control of the world, the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant... What they did was worse than what Boko Haram is doing. Go to Algeria, look at what the Anglican church did to the aboriginal... The natives...

In Canada, the one in Canada, they killed natives...

There was this controversy between Constantine and Arius of the Eastern church... They call it "the Arian heresy".. Now what happened then was that in Rome (later spread to the Roman world all over Europe) if you did not believe according to the dogma that came out of the Council of Nicaea, they were killing you. So they were killing all these people.

And then when they want to kill you, they're not just going to kill you. They will kill you say: "we are killing you in the name of God".

So there used to be a lot of people in present day Turkey who actually believed in the same doctrines that Christ taught and they did not deviate from it. They did not change... They did not accept trinity and all of that. But they were killed one by one, one by one.

But there are still about 20,000 of them in Turkey. 20,000 of them. They were killed. These were people who used to be all over the country. They were killed until now there's only 20,000 of them. If you go on YouTube, you'll see where I preached to them.

So these are people they hold true to the original faith of Christ; that Christ taught when he was on Earth. They don't believe in all these trinity, and praying to Yeshua (Jesus) and all of that.

But here's the thing, at that time, they had something called "the Holy Inquisition" and you can just research it... Don't take my word for it... Go and research it... Where for instance, they'll catch you and say:

"do you believe in the trinity?"

If you say NO, you'll be tied, they'll put a fire. You'll be burnt in that fire. Or they might put you on a stake. So that was how they wiped out away the pure Orthodox Christianity from Europe. They were killing people, they were doing a lot of things. It was a horrible thing.

So when I see people now come to say "Boko Haram are... What Boko Haram are doing, these people they did 10 times worse
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Zakamori: 11:59am On Jun 25, 2021
Is it that we can't check the results online yet? seems only mobile sms is working for now

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Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Zakamori: 10:54am On Jun 23, 2021
Please, can one still create a jamb profile?

I have written the exam already
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Zakamori: 6:10pm On Jun 19, 2021
Can anybody kindly confirm if Mathematics candidates were allowed to do their workings on paper?

Please
Health / Re: Where Can I Get Massage Oil In Magodo/shangisha? by Zakamori: 9:21pm On Dec 13, 2020
SocialJustice:
Use bike. Tell them to take you to supermarket at Association junction. Use Google maps.

Thanks very much

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Health / Re: Where Can I Get Massage Oil In Magodo/shangisha? by Zakamori: 4:48pm On Dec 13, 2020
SocialJustice:
Go to that supermarket at the beginning of Association, it has a branch in the area too.

Thanks for the response. I really don't know my way around here... Can you describe how I can get there?

Like do I take a shuttle?
Romance / Re: When You Say A Lady Has A Loose Vagina (photos) by Zakamori: 5:38am On Dec 13, 2020
StacyO:
I'm glad you clicked,relax while I tickle your fantasy.
Don't touch that button.



Warning!!!---- This thread CONTAINS explicit (18+) contents, if you're not up to 18,please exit.
This thread is not for fornicators,please exit.

Married men and women,welcome smiley
Same goes to our singles guys n ladies planning on settling down.

Photos are down below just for further explanations.








(-----To really stretch out the vagina,you need a baby coming through it.
The vagina is a very very elastic organ,when properly lubricated or aroused,the vagina can expand to a very wide length to accommodate whatever is coming in/out.

When a woman goes through menopause, her vaginal entrance shrinks and becomes tighter. That is if in any case she is not having sex as frequently as before.


()----Her Vagina (Why loose?)::: All the comments guys make about getting ladies with deep boreholes down below laid, are TERRIBLE LIES.


()----What's The Truth?::: When a woman have sex frequently or give birth through the vagina,there will be little changes in the size of the vagina. But,there won't be that big a difference unless,the man in question has a SMALL PENIS.


()----After Childbirth::: She will most likely feel her vagina is loose and will always be less satisfied. This is why you see wives who deny their husbands sex,stories of infidelity and what have you in marriages.
It may not have to do with the vaginal opening but,the way you handle her on bed OR how you perform your duties as a better half.



HOW DO I SOLVE THIS LACK OF ENJOYMENT ISSUE ??


(1) Body Oil:::::: Also know as the sensual oil. This can be gotten at any supermarket near you,it is one of the most proven source of happiness during sex.
Once gotten,apply all over your partner from the neck to their toes. Make sure you give him or her a very heart warming massage with the oil before you proceed.
It doesn't only bring out pleasure but,will equally make your partner fall crazily for you.


(2) Ice:::::::: Also known as official attachment. The use of ice is something you're not so familiar with but,its something rare and unique.
It gives your partner another different level of high voltage ecstasy.
Just get water and refrigerate it till you get ice cubes. Collect this pieces of ice cubes and use it on your partner as a surprise. You can use it to suck or stroke them. It is applicable to both men and women.

(3)Doggy Froggy:::::: Start in a doggy position,circle your hips,squeeze your butts,bend your back till your chest is touching the bed and do abdominal lock. Make sure your legs are tightly closed so as to tighten the pelvic floor.

(4)FaceOff:::::: Get him to sit on a chair and guide your way to his laps. You face him while seated on his laps.
You can choose to place your legs on his shoulder while he helps guide you up and down his John Thomas.


(5)Cockscrew:::::: Lay down on your side with him kneeling at your back. He enters through the back while you still lying down. You can place a pillow under to avoid pains.

(6)Reggae and blues::::::: Like the name implies,it doesn't only send you into memory land,it equally builds you a home there.
Lie on your stomach with him straddling you. Move your hips a little bit up with your legs closed.
This helps to stimulate both the center of gravity and K-spot which are located in the cervix and anus respectively.


(7)Push Me Forward:::::: You remain standing while she bends over. With her legs tightly closed,you enter from behind.
You can take a break if you both feel leg pains. Make sure to always ask your partner what makes them comfortable most so they'll know you equally care.


(coolHotSpot:::::::Start with missionary position with your legs up on his shoulders. Squeeze your butts while guiding yourself up and down.
This is mostly good for those who tend not to enjoy sex,due to the belief of their vagina being wide.
Not the normal missionary position cause,this time you place your legs on his shoulders.


(9)Digging Deep:::::::: This is one of the best sex positions you wish to always try.
You can do this with your partners legs tightly closed as well and it keeps you in control on how far you wish to go.
Get her lying down in the bed while you carry her legs up,both closed,bend it until it touches her tummy. You're good to go.


(10)Cow Boy::::::::Just like the cowgirl position, this can equally be performed by the man. During this process,your partner's legs are tightly closed while you ride her. It helps to make way for faster orgasm and more immeasurable pleasure.



HOW DO I GET HER TO EQUALLY CREATE ROOM FOR SEX??

Truth is,in the Nigerian setting of how men and women should perform in a marriage, it favours men most and that's the plain TRUTH.
This days, you hear cases of people going to court due to the wife not giving in to sex,ladies going beyond the shores of their marriages to seek for pleasure.
And what do you think are the reasons behind all that?


(1)pre-intimacy:::::: It is no story that pre-intimacy is the master of the game. Without pre-intimacy,sex is just mere passing of time for a couple who truly claim to love each other.
Start with the kisses(I know how hard this is for Nigerians),smooching, application of the sensual oil, dirty talks and what have you. This doesn't only help to create a stronger bond between you two but,equally help your wife get completely lubricated and properly aroused.

(2)Encourage her to do kegel exercise months after childbirth. It will help tighten the vaginal muscles a bit.

(3)Try a new style:::::: Stop being boring Mr man.
If she doesn't know,teach her.

You'll complain she doesn't know how to stop lying down like a wood,you that is the tree, what have you taught her?

(4) Discuss your fantasies::::: Yes!! Tell him/her how you've always wanted to do that weird stuff but,scared of being criticised. Tell her how you've always wanted to have him/her under a tree or inside a moving truck.

(5)Spice it up:::::: Take him/her out on a date,sex chat if possible. Create a romantic scene during Valentine, take her to the club if possible.
Go on vacations (forget the kids,grandma is always there for them OR better still,look for a trusted family member to pin them on)

(6)Make out:::::::: Got it?? Jump in on him/her while they're in the bathroom/office. Try out love making on the kitchen counter/car.

(7)Lower her stress level::::::: It ain't easy!!
Taking up the responsibility of a mother,a lovepeddler and a burden sharer.
Try and lower her work load,get her a maid if possible.

NB: When babies start coming into a family,attention ratio drops.
3 goes to the kids and household activities while 1 goes to the hubby. Talk more for a working class lady.

Now you see where the problem is? Try and assist sometimes. It will help her have enough energy to bounce around during dinner.


(coolPractice good sex,practice morning sex.

(9)Make your partner feel desirable::::::: Yes!
Stop telling her oh! look you have a big tummy. Stop telling him oh! look you always look funny.
This kills off their self esteem, even without them showing it.

(10)Make yourself desirable:::::::Change some attitudes you showcase during se x.
To build up more trust,you can equally ask your partner if there are some attitudes he/she thinks you should eliminate. It helps create confidence in the mind of your partner.



Scandals in marriages can be controlled if you discover your roles and take them up seriously.



Thank you!

Stacy, so where I fit get body oil na?

I dey Magodo/Shangisha
Health / Where Can I Get Massage Oil In Magodo/shangisha? by Zakamori: 5:33am On Dec 13, 2020
I'd like a name or phone contact please.

Thank you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Registration 2020: Share Your Experience by Zakamori: 10:00am On Jun 28, 2020
agboghai:
Are we supposed to receive a mail after registration? I checked my email and didn't see anything. Kindly help with the answer if you can. Stay blessed.

I didn't get any email notification either... Let me know if that changes for you
Events / Re: Seventh-Day Adventist Couple Weds Without Reception, Bestman, Chief Bridesmaid by Zakamori: 10:35pm On Dec 03, 2019
Flexherbal:
At the end of the day, what matters is that , they are legally married.

God bless their home!

Some sachets of Mr. Flex Herbal Tea For Men will not be bad for the honeymoon, make Oga use am do e bedmatics well well so that in 9 months time, they will also celebrate the birth of the child, in style.

All those getting married this season . Do it with what you have. Try not to borrow , if you must borrow, make sure it is what you can easily pay back.
There is marriage, after wedding ceremony.


WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR BLACK FRIDAY PROMO.
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by Zakamori: 5:30pm On Jul 14, 2019
successnwa:


Thanks so much, you are a life saver.
She's already looking at me like this woman no Sabi am.
You shall never be disgrace. Heaven will open for you even before you call for heavenly help.

God will polish your life in Grand styles. Amen

lol... mama, it's quite okay for your daughter to know that you don't know everything...doesn't stop you from being a super mom still. QR questions could be quite technical... it's not a denigration of intellect.
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by Zakamori: 4:26pm On Jul 14, 2019
successnwa:
Nairaland help me out with my daughter' s homework.
It is quantitative reasoning for primary three

I know folks have given you the answer, but the ones I have seen are quite complex for a primary 3 pupil, she might find it difficult to follow the patterns explained.

simply use the fraction below the box to multiply the number above the box...like ¼ * 20 = 5... (where 5 is the number in the box)... it's the simple logic for your daughter.
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2018 Dominion: Live Updates by Zakamori: 10:45pm On Dec 10, 2018
gidjah:
maturity kwa! Let's leave out the d matter of my identity here,let's just face d issue and be straight,if you listen to a watered message like the type been preached by this Babylonian ministers , you can't get Amy genuine encounter other than a secular encounter that causes u to be earthly minded sir.Getting a spiritually heaven guided encounter is not on a wordly platform, The place for true holy spirit genuine encounter has been lost long ago in the church. This modern day church has little or no place to let the Holy Ghost manifest,if you are an old time rugged like I am you would understand what I mean.Its only few.churches on earth today that still give way for genuine manifestation of the HolyGhost .WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD A. MESSAGE ON THE ALTAR THAT MADE U SOBER AND WEAP OVER YOUR INADEQUACIES SIR ?(That's were I am going sir

I'm not particularly sure what you expect me to weep over while listening to the word of God. Is the kingdom of God no longer in righteousness, peace and JOY IN THE HOLY GHOST? I'll love to see a reference in the scriptures where Jesus or the Apostles taught, and people began to weep for whatever...weren't the listeners always filled with joy because of the word of life that they receive? Few churches give the manifestation of the Holy Ghost? Like you've visited how many churches? in how many nations of the earth? How many have you had a direct contact with, before making such a bold claim?

Then you went ahead to label these men of God, Babylonian ministers...that's laughable for someone who claims to be old and rugged; like, what does that mean anyway. This, we(I) am better than them attitude would have made Jesus rebuke Peter and the others, that they ought not to be haughty.

God doesn't want you weeping in church bro...he prophesied that he'll wipe away all tears from their faces. The presence of God ought to fill you with joy and a peace that passes understanding, even when he is correcting you. That a man wept is not a proof of an encounter nor of genuine repentance
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2018 Dominion: Live Updates by Zakamori: 4:50pm On Dec 09, 2018
gidjah:
na you sabl ! We know in part and prophesy in parts too. Your level of k owledge is why you condescend to, you can't comprehend more than you know now,if you area still a milk christian,but I understand what I said. And if that's not okay with you, thestay with your loiw class of knowledge guarded by ignorance.The holy spirit helps to expound, break down mysteries and hard things to a believer ,but watery messages are not spoinsored by the Holy spirit oga.Once you tie all your messaged around one factor.... It is a watererd message.Go for more knowledge strengthened by the Holy spirit

Turns out you haven't matured much in the things of the Spirit. You still operate by a knowledge that puffs up. it's why you're so puffed. I hope you grow someday, and realize you weren't very right in your submission.

Are you a pastor or church founder?
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze: Don't Be Deceived By Hypocrisy Of Men! By Omooba77 by Zakamori: 2:20pm On Dec 09, 2018
Itzurboi:
Have always thought about this... What "IF" the devil decide to repent? What then happen to the souls that have gone b4 him/her.

Well, the blood of Jesus cannot redeem the devil or any angel, fallen or otherwise. Jesus would have had to come as an angel to redeem angels. He came as a man because the mission was to redeem man.

Hebrews 5:1 For every high priest taken from among men is ordained for men in things pertaining to God, that he may offer both gifts and sacrifices for sins

Hebrews 2:16 For verily he took not on him the nature of angels; but he took on him the seed of Abraham.
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2018 Dominion: Live Updates by Zakamori: 4:54pm On Dec 05, 2018
how can I stream online please? got back home too late yesterday, I'm hoping I could just watch at home
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2018 Dominion: Live Updates by Zakamori: 4:52pm On Dec 05, 2018
gidjah:
encounter ?? Do know d true meaning of ENCOUNTER WITH GOD ? not human. Encounter o. Bros ,not this earthly materialistic. Encounter we brandish in the world today. You can't have a deep rooted spiritual encounter with God over a shallow message oga, the term Dominion is not just a worldly topic bros, the way and manner Jehovah used it in the beigining is what you should go get an encounter with and then come back so you and I talk on the matter spiritually (not with carnal hearts pls).I understand what I meant when I say the teaching was quite watery and not really edifying sir.Thank you .

Such arrogant submission. lol. if your heart was open sir, then the Spirit, who is the teacher will impress even greater truths into your heart than was spoken by man. Besides, the points on the process of manifesting the word is as valid as the greatest "rhema" you're looking for. The word of God came with simplicity and power...don't call that watered please

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Zakamori: 8:22pm On Jun 02, 2018
bengine:


The ball slipped under Uzoho's arms. Very weak goal keeping

Abeg can't you see the shot went thru a defenders leg, you only show up to critize the young man..he was easily one of our best players in that first half...

can't you even see Onazi poor display leading to that goal, it was pure counter attack loosing the ball in a bad area..Uzoho saved our ass a lot in this game..none of the goalies we have currently can do better than he is doing..


This is what I'm wondering if people saw. IT was disappointing to see the ball enter the goal, but the man saw that ball too late. There was a defender in front of him, how did the ball pass through the defender's body? If the ball had been kicked around the defender, uzoho would probably have kept it out...the ball went through the defender's body...gives the keeper too little time to react since it was close to goal.

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