₦airaland Forum

dawnomike:
And he still brought it to the SM... ooohlite!

Exactly.

Gbadugbakun:
1. I have a lot of male friends. No man would ever take you seriously after such revelation because you've presented yourself to him as a flirt.

2. I get tired of people easily. You're indirectly telling him that you lack loyalty.

3. My past is not important. Red flag.

4. You remind me of my ex. Believe me this is the worst thing to say to a guy.

5. Can you take care of me? You're indirectly telling him that you're not responsible enough to foot your bills.

6. My birthday is next month.
7. There are many more to this list. I kid you not.

KingAzubuike:
Wrong.
Its supposed to be the immediate younger brother of the late father.

A situation where the late father doesn't have a younger brother, his immediate elder brother should stand. If he doesn't have then his father should stand.

I know a family where all of those you mentioned, including the sole heir, are all dead. My dear friend Leo, may you continue to rest in peace. Allow wetin you see just be.

Watianoengineer:
See 500 fish for my village in igboho

N50 ma I no go buy. This one na one jazzman turn somebody into something.

dgitrader:
I think 950 is best for the naira. Till then, fingers crossed. It will never be well Buhari and his goons. They do Nigeria dirty.
May Tinubu succeed. Nigeria can't afford further colossal regime like buhari

I hate it when people look back instead of forward. I hate it when people say Jonathan was better or worse. I hate it when people start mentioning Buhari when we have Tinubu to make things work. Why do new leaders emerge if not to solve the mess or work further on the good of their predecessors?

bassdow:
if only a lot of people have slightest idea what it took Queen Elizabeth to get to such old age, you go understand.

Lots of us no go easily reach such age due to daily stress we pass through. una pope or whatEver no really work, other than to appear to serve God. Na ministry (Vatican) dey take care of am

May be I no get your point or may be you no understand me. From my understanding, you're wondering why his Almighty God can't save his life. Me sef come tell you say everybody, whether the ones with Almighty God or without, the ones wey de undergo stress or not, must surely die AT ANY TIME OR AGE. Simple.

bassdow:
so even him Almighty God no fit save am ?

Not even the plenty Miracles.

What a waste of time

Who on earth no go die? E get people wey "almighty God" go make to live forever? Besides he's old enough to depart the earth. As a Nigerian, you sure you fit live up to him age before you kpai?

Funny thing is, whenever I'm walking on this drainage cover, it's what comes straight into my mind.

What colour of shameless do some people have sef?

Ikonse:
That Zamfara hostel na jungle on its own.
I never got to visit animal farm till I left.
The school is too be big and bushy. Structures scattered everywhere.
Rainy season, u go see scorpion wey get body like Tortoise back. The snakes Big. The worms wey blood come resemble snake.

Exams time, Dem go dey rob students especially those ones wey live for inside village

Great makurdian!!!💪💪

Na that una worms de tire me. Like them de chop fertilizer. I worked in that school for about seven years and it's only within that campus I've spotted such gigantic worms in Makurdi.

david22uu:
Hisbah police no dey go over this one's....

Wetin concern hisbah with Makurdi Na Makurdi, Benue state. No be Maiduguri.

ItisWell22:
Selfishness never does anyone good.

Just as former president Dr Goodluck Ebele mentioned in the Yiaga program l watched last night, one of the biggest problem of this country is the fact that we’ve placed tribal, regional and religious sentiments and interests, over national interest.

You didn't need Jonathan to tell you that. Isn't it glaring enough from daily comments we read from almost every topic on Nairaland?

kettykings:
It was not Goodluck Jonathan that removed history from the school curriculum

It was who Sir? Obasanjo abi? I don forget.

kettykings:
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The real issue with the 1966 coup is the relentless Yoruba attempt to rewrite history, branding it an "Igbo coup" despite clear records showing that 50% of the participants were Yoruba. Had the coup succeeded, we’d never hear the end of how the Yoruba played a crucial role in toppling the First Republic’s government.

In all of these your Igbo/Yoruba arguments, the one that hurts me most is this sudden change of clear history. 50% what? Why did Jonathan cancel history from secondary school curriculum sef? This was clear to everybody until Jonathan's removal of history, GenZs and recently IBB, the maradona's book emerged. Why did the quiet but super active north deal with Igbos during the Civil war? Abeg, don't make me start appearing tribalistic like you children here on Nairaland. Stop telling and following Maradona's lies biko.

As for me o, a lot of people watched that movie (Gangs of Lagos) , got highly emotional and just wanted Mohbad's case to follow the same story.

April4th:
That's Tony Tetuila and not wyclef jean.

Abeg na joke be this abi you serious?

donproject2:
That now begs for another question, why didn't the recorder raise an alarm?

Exactly my thoughts too.

Naturalgbola:
This is just the beginning, browsing cheats on the beat. I've exhausted 23gb today only on airtel, back to free browsing tricks.

I remember the days of java and symbian phones, when tarrifs were extra high. What we searched the most online was how to get cheats to browse for free, particularly using Opera mini. Codes were often changed from time to time. We don de suffer tey tey.

donproject2:
Why the Camera followed them when moving away

Looks more like a phone recording and not a CCTV.

folake4u:
Awww that's cool.

I pray she sends you on that errand. 🤣😂

No Amen to that.

BABANGBALI:
boat write and right are correct. One is British English, while the other one is American English. I chose to use the American English which is my mother tongue.

Canoe write and right fa? I know wetin you de try do. Kwantinue.

folake4u:
Nor be small simping oh.

Lol it's your wife na. Why should you be ashamed? It is quite normal. If and when you start having kids, you'd be purchasing for your daughter(s) too.

My father and brother purchased for us females a lot of times. They knew the preferred type for each girl child and could differentiate the heavy flow ones from light flow pads.

I have two kids, two between these surviving two, so I'm not newly married. I will try not to be shy next time, but I pray she doesn't send me to buy pad again.

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

Anything regarding male and female, these boys call it simping here. But on a serious note, I only bought for my wife once and shame catch me to ask for the shop no be small.

BABANGBALI:
This is wrong and very bad. People have the fundamental human write to wear what they like and what soothes them. Stop taking people's fundamental writes away from them.

Oga, that thing na right, fundamental human right. No be write. Then again, the right to dress naked, the way I see am, na very stu*pid right sha.

SmartyPants:
Is it not then obvious that you can't possibly understand the context of this discussion, which pertains to Christian values?

Abegi, stop forming Christian here bros. If you think he doesn't understand the context, why are you defending the married pastor lady wearing a leggings and tight T-shirt which 100% exposes her shape but obviously on the castigating side of the other pastor who wore shorts? Both the Jerry guy and these ones are dressed in workout wears and I don't see anything wrong with that. People just like making noise unnessarily. If you condemn The Jerry guy based on " Christian values" then you should do same for this lady too.

Omoh, times have really changed. See the last girl who presented pressing phone while class was busy going on. It's obviously the reason she alone got stuck at some point while speaking. Handset distraction don enter even school, secondary school o.

YeyeGbami:
White rice n okro with stew - the thing go well no be lies. Kinda weird tho.

The eba n beans - make sure the eba is from yesterday and don’t warm it.



Garri n mango - Stomach upset awaits you

Growing up, we even used to hear that if you combine mango or fanta with garri, you'll be led straight to the grave after eating.

I don't know, but is this what they call a gate?

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crestedaguiyi:
Small thing like this na him you dey write like na na one big thing.

What's the size of that shit compared to the size of the entire state

I'm sure you didn't read about it's impact bro, but all the predictions of asteroids striking the earth have never come to pass since my lifetime, so this too may not come to pass. Besides The probability is for it striking is low.

Just as it was predicted by someone here as soon as that video came out. The fish brain just wants to seek attention using this case. It's so pathetic.