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Funny thing is, whenever I'm walking on this drainage cover, it's what comes straight into my mind.

What colour of shameless do some people have sef?

Ikonse:
That Zamfara hostel na jungle on its own.
I never got to visit animal farm till I left.
The school is too be big and bushy. Structures scattered everywhere.
Rainy season, u go see scorpion wey get body like Tortoise back. The snakes Big. The worms wey blood come resemble snake.

Exams time, Dem go dey rob students especially those ones wey live for inside village

Great makurdian!!!💪💪

Na that una worms de tire me. Like them de chop fertilizer. I worked in that school for about seven years and it's only within that campus I've spotted such gigantic worms in Makurdi.

david22uu:
Hisbah police no dey go over this one's....

Wetin concern hisbah with Makurdi Na Makurdi, Benue state. No be Maiduguri.

ItisWell22:
Selfishness never does anyone good.

Just as former president Dr Goodluck Ebele mentioned in the Yiaga program l watched last night, one of the biggest problem of this country is the fact that we’ve placed tribal, regional and religious sentiments and interests, over national interest.

You didn't need Jonathan to tell you that. Isn't it glaring enough from daily comments we read from almost every topic on Nairaland?

kettykings:
It was not Goodluck Jonathan that removed history from the school curriculum

It was who Sir? Obasanjo abi? I don forget.

kettykings:
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The real issue with the 1966 coup is the relentless Yoruba attempt to rewrite history, branding it an "Igbo coup" despite clear records showing that 50% of the participants were Yoruba. Had the coup succeeded, we’d never hear the end of how the Yoruba played a crucial role in toppling the First Republic’s government.

In all of these your Igbo/Yoruba arguments, the one that hurts me most is this sudden change of clear history. 50% what? Why did Jonathan cancel history from secondary school curriculum sef? This was clear to everybody until Jonathan's removal of history, GenZs and recently IBB, the maradona's book emerged. Why did the quiet but super active north deal with Igbos during the Civil war? Abeg, don't make me start appearing tribalistic like you children here on Nairaland. Stop telling and following Maradona's lies biko.

As for me o, a lot of people watched that movie (Gangs of Lagos) , got highly emotional and just wanted Mohbad's case to follow the same story.

April4th:
That's Tony Tetuila and not wyclef jean.

Abeg na joke be this abi you serious?

donproject2:
That now begs for another question, why didn't the recorder raise an alarm?

Exactly my thoughts too.

Naturalgbola:
This is just the beginning, browsing cheats on the beat. I've exhausted 23gb today only on airtel, back to free browsing tricks.

I remember the days of java and symbian phones, when tarrifs were extra high. What we searched the most online was how to get cheats to browse for free, particularly using Opera mini. Codes were often changed from time to time. We don de suffer tey tey.

donproject2:
Why the Camera followed them when moving away

Looks more like a phone recording and not a CCTV.

folake4u:
Awww that's cool.

I pray she sends you on that errand. 🤣😂

No Amen to that.

BABANGBALI:
boat write and right are correct. One is British English, while the other one is American English. I chose to use the American English which is my mother tongue.

Canoe write and right fa? I know wetin you de try do. Kwantinue.

folake4u:
Nor be small simping oh.

Lol it's your wife na. Why should you be ashamed? It is quite normal. If and when you start having kids, you'd be purchasing for your daughter(s) too.

My father and brother purchased for us females a lot of times. They knew the preferred type for each girl child and could differentiate the heavy flow ones from light flow pads.

I have two kids, two between these surviving two, so I'm not newly married. I will try not to be shy next time, but I pray she doesn't send me to buy pad again.

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

Anything regarding male and female, these boys call it simping here. But on a serious note, I only bought for my wife once and shame catch me to ask for the shop no be small.

BABANGBALI:
This is wrong and very bad. People have the fundamental human write to wear what they like and what soothes them. Stop taking people's fundamental writes away from them.

Oga, that thing na right, fundamental human right. No be write. Then again, the right to dress naked, the way I see am, na very stu*pid right sha.

SmartyPants:
Is it not then obvious that you can't possibly understand the context of this discussion, which pertains to Christian values?

Abegi, stop forming Christian here bros. If you think he doesn't understand the context, why are you defending the married pastor lady wearing a leggings and tight T-shirt which 100% exposes her shape but obviously on the castigating side of the other pastor who wore shorts? Both the Jerry guy and these ones are dressed in workout wears and I don't see anything wrong with that. People just like making noise unnessarily. If you condemn The Jerry guy based on " Christian values" then you should do same for this lady too.

Omoh, times have really changed. See the last girl who presented pressing phone while class was busy going on. It's obviously the reason she alone got stuck at some point while speaking. Handset distraction don enter even school, secondary school o.

YeyeGbami:
White rice n okro with stew - the thing go well no be lies. Kinda weird tho.

The eba n beans - make sure the eba is from yesterday and don’t warm it.



Garri n mango - Stomach upset awaits you

Growing up, we even used to hear that if you combine mango or fanta with garri, you'll be led straight to the grave after eating.

I don't know, but is this what they call a gate?

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crestedaguiyi:
Small thing like this na him you dey write like na na one big thing.

What's the size of that shit compared to the size of the entire state

I'm sure you didn't read about it's impact bro, but all the predictions of asteroids striking the earth have never come to pass since my lifetime, so this too may not come to pass. Besides The probability is for it striking is low.

Just as it was predicted by someone here as soon as that video came out. The fish brain just wants to seek attention using this case. It's so pathetic.

Lamasta:
Must we equate everything to money Even to be best man na with money again?

I'm telling you bro, that's all what matters in the eye of the society we live in today. It's the reason folks do all manner of unthinkable things...just to make money. It's just so sad.

kaludestiny10:
The two octogenarians just kicked bucket like that. Their chapter here on earth has ended. Life is transient.

At 97, you don't call someone an Octogenarian Sir.

Baronthecelebri:
Good for her, who ask her to visit a guy she don't know, I'm happy that she is dead, she leave legit guys to follow yahoo boy.

This talk no follow, in fact na mumu talk. Them write yahoo boy for the Alfa head? Why you go happy for this kind matter? Your woman leave you follow yahoo boy?

TimeManager:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/02/12/bandit-kingpin-kachalla-dies-after-barking-like-dog/

Mysterious illness= rabies, but make we no too shout am make them know. Let's allow them to believe it's a curse from the gods, perhaps that will make them repent. One bat or dog or something fit don bite am for nnyashh.

Dogalmighty17:
The ingenuity of the Igbo is worth celebrating. It is not a coincidence that they are key players in the Nigerian economic landscape.

The apprenticeship system they practice had helped countless numbers of young men find their footing. It is commendable.

I was sharing something with my wife recently how a group of young men(all multi millionaires currently) in my location, got thier break. It all began with their boss, an elderly man now. He came to town in 1991 with practically nothing. But he started paper business. He had served in Onitsha but was settled and he moved to our town. He brought two boys with him. They served for years and he settled them. They went on to be even bigger than him with multiple young men under them. They settled those young men and those young men, all less than 35 have huge paper businesses of their own. One of them has a shopping plaza with 64 shops currently. Non of them bothered with formal education but how much education do you need to control tens of millions? With lawyers and educated people at your beck and call?

You will be hard pressed to find any shopping plaza in Makurdi, Benue state that isn't owned by an Igbo man. An Igbo man who set out with nothing really.

Diligent service pays.

You're right here. Both the plazas and 95% of their occupants. I give it to the Igbos for this one. I served in Igbo land some thirteen years ago. I recall the first time I came for break in Makurdi, it felt like everyone was sleeping. The town became suddenly so cold like it wasn't somewhere I had known before. Igbo spirit been ginger me to hustle that year till today, I will not lie.

Oh, I see. When it comes to sentiments, the average Nigerian stops thinking. I was wondering why this clear statement of truth made by this woman is still being debated here, only to realize it's because it has something to do with tribal sentiments. Na northerners I respect pass online, they don't bark like wetin we de see between these Igbo and Yoruba children concerning every single topic on Nairaland. Even when north de lead, na still these other two de bark.

eddychukwu:
You mean he did not allow you to control him like other simps.

Bros, this particular topic, reason am, think am. The woman no make sense? It's not any and every time they bring stories of man and woman that you guys would throw in your favorite nairaland word "simp" abeg.

sunday1989:
The most sensible comment I have read so far on this thread. May the oil of your wisdom never runs dry. Amen. Relationship as per Nigerian concept is a big "job". I would also add that he hear from her first. Until she fails to provide tangible reasons for ignoring him, then I would advise he call it quit. There are many fishes in the ocean.

" If a woman wants to cheat on you she will not even give you any reason to suspect her. I mean she can even be with a man and a dick in her pussy and take your calls " The only time this line works is when both the girl and the side guy know they don't have any emotional attachment. Else, some girls can be with numerous boyfriends but wouldn't want any of them to know about the other. They wouldn't want to loose any of them so they'll either ignore calls and messages for DAYS, or occasionally switch off their phones when they're with one to 'save' their relationship with another. I guess you and the guy you quoted are still naive. How can someone ignore you that long and the excuse she has to give is that she was in a "bad mood"?. If you've never heard that excuse or some other silly ones before, then you've been dating angels or have never dated what they call the "Nigerian girl" before.