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DeeScan:
what's the endocarp??

the insides??

yes

NwaAmaikpe:



Having been in the exact shoes of the deceased, it makes loads of sense to me but I can not relate to this.

The most trying time in a man's life are the first few weeks after his woman has just had a baby, with the kuntus all slushy and no where to slot in one's ogbunigwe, masturbation becomes the only way out.

A few wives are considerate to give their husbands a period of grace wherein they can shag anyone outside, but the wicked ones without any consicence act like they do not know that the second reason God created man is to ejaculate.

As an avid advocate of masturbation, I know there's nothing more upsetting than getting interrupted when almost at the point of no return while masturbating, but that in itself is still not enough to kill yourself about.

People whose women allow to be shagged a few hours after childbirth and those whose wives invite their friends rather than moms for omugwo don't know what God has done for them.

Ah an, Oga of Sarcarsm is back!

If it's due to pile, try anusol, sorry, pilex. Anusol didnt do sh*t. Then take lots of water and fruits, particularly oranges. Eat the endocarp after squeezing out the juice.

youngbabaj:
Go and verify before posting....

How did you verify that's he's a yahoo boy?


Gospel musician murdered one lady
At first they said he's a yahoo boy in other to protect the body of Christian-dom,.

They didn't debunk or retract the yahoo boy aspect, they earlier stated........


Yahoo boys don suffer for muna hand

After all this explanation, in summary, yahoo na still bad thing.

[quote author= post=133716637]Why Do You Say That Please 🥺[/quote]Permit me to answer your question on his behalf. No be you post the story? You no read am say him attempt suicide twice before this one?

Depression is one fat hell of a hell I wouldn't wish on my worse enemy. Been there in 2012.

HedgesTV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwLYgMzDhPw

A young lady has gone viral after narrating how a man she went on a date with ended up stealing her N500,000.

This story has a lot of plot twists and the police were involved before her money could be fully recovered.

Full video above.

Wait, the same girl wey de talk for the video, na her picture we dey see so or what? Wonderful god of makeups!

Ojuntana:
Tinubulation is sending many jobless youths to crimes
Such a pity

Abeg, I don't like these kind of excuses. Can you do this to your mom 'cos you're jobless? When you're bad, you're bad abeg!

Rapmoney:
Yes, you are correct. And that Samsung blue face that has a blinking sensor light.

Lol, I had a room mate who wouldn't let us rest because he had that phone. Every time he goes like "this my phone ehn".

RealityKings1:
Before opening this thread, I somehow knew the particular business it would be about. Wow

Lol. Exactly what I thought too. I bought my sim like six months before I got a phone...so much for "good old days". Lol.

FameGlory:
Abeg permit me this afternoon to ask a question like the regular Nairalander. I'm just curious. The waist you have, what exactly do you use it for?

I de wear troushers and boxers, na for my waist I dey hang them reach. Okay, Okay, Okay, the shape is for doing waist things? Thanks my sister.

FameGlory:
Beautiful destiny etiko.

At least we both have one thing in common.

We both have a sexy shape.

Abeg permit me this afternoon to look for trouble like the regular Nairalander. I'm just curious. The shape, what exactly do you use it for?

Sassenach:
How do you claim to be a billionaire in dollars but cannot afford to pay #21 million rent for your baby mama yearly? There was a public kerfuffle because of this. You flaunt cars allegedly worth billions of naira, yet cannot take care of your first seed. The poor girl had to resort to grand dad at a point to help take care of her mere school fees.

I cannot consider myself wealthy if the folks around me are wallowing in poverty. This includes siblings and cousins.

Nigerians are just too gullible men!

Nobody owes anybody sh*t. It isn't bad to help people around you but assuming everyone around you is automatically supposed to be rich just because you're rich is a very wrong way of thinking. Nigerians are generally too entitled, this is entitlement mentality you're displaying here bro. Get rich first, then you'll understand how true the saying " more money, more ptoblem" is. You can't help everyone and no one should ever force you to..and wetin bring gullible inside this matter?

LordBiden:
But I have never seen a rich mechanic.
Except for the abroad based ones.
And the trade is not for the weak.

Huh? There are many I know cos I lived for long, close to a mechanic village. I got my car that year through their connections and I was shocked when I went to pick it up in one of the mechanic's house.

Kinzo0917:
Where is he?

Has he left Nigeria?

I really don't know. We don't see him here anymore.

Bmaster:
If NwaAmaikpe was to be here,he would tell you that God approved of it, otherwise he would have made his hands shorter


I miss the Baba,damn... Dude was as crazy as ..

Lol, I miss that guy. Guy graduated with a masters in sacarsm from space or somewhere very strange.

Krismas:
He told u fact. But u too proud to listen.
Catholic Church is different from the Roman Catholic. And the first split was around 600yrs ago, when Greek orthodox left the Catholic Church. Luther ke? Luther na mumu

Okay, I agree, 600 years ago. Lol. Which kind mumu analysis be this? Jon snow.....you know nothing!

Arostar2023:
You are deflecting...most core truths are simple and seemly childish. You don't need to know Greek and Latin to know certain things. Simply reading the Bible will give you the answers.

There was no time in the Bible that the early church was called "Roman Catholic". Instead there was a church in Rome, that was under the leadership of the apostles in Jerusalem.

Simply reading the Bible? What about the Bible? Where does it come from? What do you know about the Bible? Ask yourself questions and not me anymore. Thank you again, again. Bye.

Arostar2023:
The early church that started in Jerusalem was the "Roman Catholic" church right ? I wonder where the "Roman " came from You assumed that every Christian was a "Roman Catholic" before Luther reformation abi?

Are these questions you're asking not too childish? If you don't know the answers, then like I stated earlier, I don't think you know much about religious history. Thank you again.

Arostar2023:
The "Catholic Church" and "Roman Catholic" are not the same. Get your facts right. And also the early church that started in Jerusalem never venerated Mary or the saints. Neither did they worship with statues and the like...

I think you know little to nothing about religious history. I swore not to engage deeply with anyone about religion the day I made one annoying fanatic who would'nt let me be until I go to 'his church', slam the Bible on the floor. I do not want to ever be the cause of anyone loosing their faith. It does'nt feel right. However you want to see it, there was no other form of Christianity until Luther separated in 1517. Thank you

So all christians who died before 1517 AD are in hell? Cos there was no other form of christianiy apart from the catholic church until then.

osayuwamwen:
The car caught fire simple not expload abi they set ied for the car or the car they use cng ?

Toh, maybe na partial explosion, maybe from bonnet or boot before the whole car catch fire. He did'nt tell us the details but I think the only thing that matters here is that his car got burnt but HE SURVIVED.

osayuwamwen:
Car explode and you were still Able to open the door lol, how we they over exaggerate certain things they alarming

I WAS LUCKY TO HAVE THE DOOR OPENED fit no mean the same thing as I WAS LUCKY TO HAVE OPENED THE DOOR. Maybe door no close before the explosion? Abi?

mariahAngel:
Did you ask your mum why it was so important to her that you married the lady, even up to the point of blackmailing you into doing it, and at the detriment of your happiness?
Did she swear an oath with someone or what?

Exactly my thoughts. I was wondering too if the mom went the "nollywood way"...Juju things, maybe?

yemmywesey:
They should not allow Hisbah and sharia in benue, cause it's going to erase the indigenous culture, some mad yoruba extremist that want that nonsense sharia in oyo should be severely dealt with.

Wetin consign Hisba and Sharia for Benue now? Make una de try travel small na.

Mvnster:
Nigeria was only good perhaps before 1979, since then its been spiralling downwards steadily, but lazy us, we were suffering and smiling while everything rots away...steel companies, nitel, nigerian airways, railway, health and educational institutions...etc
Do you remember the economic recession of 2013 or so when prices of crude oil dropped drastically? That was just the little eye opener we had on the state of our economy.
A country of 250 million and what is our GDP without crude oil? 250 million almajiris who know how to produce nothing tangible but want the best things in life.
Apologies to the hard working productive ones.

Thank you! This is the way I've been seeing it. The fact that cement or other things sold for -say 1 Naira or 2 kobo in 1991 doesn't mean things were sweet back then. In fact, it baffles me sometimes when some people celebrate the past. I've just been hoping ever since that things will change for the better some day.... Just hoping, but she keeps falling.

ChizzyBuna:
So my parents are in village for christmas.
Coming from lagos to visit for xmas
I decided to visit our house in town where our family lives. Before going to meet them in village

What i found in my fathers room shocked me


Condom packets that were not prpperly thrown away.

Ky gel found open on the table
For those that don't know Ky gel is lubricant for sex.

This is enough proof this man is cheating.
Should i repirt him to my mum??

I was like you when I was younger, but I never had the guts to approach my Pops or Mom about such matters. I eventually opened up to two of my uncles on separate occasions then, but the only thing each said was that I was a small boy, that I wouldn't understand.
Growing up, I dated and never cheated on the few girlfriends I had during my Single days. I was a good boy until marriage and the kids happened. There are certain things you never imagine you could indulge in until time passes. They say change is constant. Now I look back at what my uncles told me and realize I was truly a small boy then. Life happens, sh*t happens. I'm not trying to justify the times I 4ked up, but for some reason, you might find yourself in the future doing the same sh*t your dad's doing today. It's not a prayer and it's definitely not my wish for you, but sh*t happens when you grow older, son.

And a foot note....Girls cheat a whole lot before marriage, guys do the opposite... It's like karma. I'ts not a rule but it's true.

9JAMac10:
hahaha you be Aboki. Made me giggle 🤭 . Just another term for overseas returnees

Lol, I'm just getting to see and know the meaning of the acronym for the first time today. Been off the Internet periodically for over two years now due to my location of work. Na so I come town one time, them say dem de do nationwide protest. Now it's IJGB, how I want take know these things?

I been want ask wetin IJGB mean but person don tell us the meaning. I been think say na sister group to LGBT.

richmond500:
Can't believe this news.
Forget the sophisticated arrow.

The person that shot it must have a lot of power in his hand.

For those asking me to read the post again, I don't have that luxury to read about arrows

You 4kd up, just admit you 4kd up and stop the cover up bros. Ah ahn.

richmond500:
Can't believe this news.
Forget the sophisticated arrow.

The person that shot it must have a lot of power in his hand.

For those asking me to read the post again, I don't have that luxury to read about arrows

You 4kd up, just admit you 4kd up and stop the cover up bros.

themanderon:
The Lord works in mysterious ways and can choose to demonstrate his powers however he chooses. You don't know the context in which the said testimony happened only God knows but I do not doubt God's powers. If the ways of a man pleases God then God can move a mountain for that man. David that killed Goliath was it logical that a tiny boy would come against a warlord and a giant and slay him but David stood for God at a time when men fled and God demonstrated his powers through David.
There is nothing impossible with this God. Believe me when I tell you he works in mysterious ways.

God helps you to cheat in an exam and you turn around to 'help' another member of your church to cheat in the said exam. An exam that others have worked hard and prayed for to write and come out successfully. That's malpractice. What kind of god have we turned God into?

obonujoker:
Are you saying God cannot make an ordinary man collect gun from an Armed robber?

Are you saying God will help you CHEAT in an exam hall? That's the only example mentioned in the article, so why the fuss?