₦airaland Forum

NightFood:
What about the president?

They are practically jobless and has no foresight there are better things to deliberate on . If they so much care then it should not just be vice president and governors it should include president senators etc.

Gaddafiyusf:
Fake Patriot

Some people Sha no get joy even on the Lord's day. Chai chai

Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are
Happy birthday to you sir

Many more glorious years

Happy birthday to our Amiable vice president may God continue to bless and strengthen you sir

Happy birthday to our Amiable vice president

Mokason28:
Glorified house boy

Your problem is too Natural seeking for a solution to it is homicide

rilikalid:
this man is good but he is no longer wanted by the cabal. He should just lay low and stop forcing himself.

Everybody can't be a chicken like you

Small businesses are engine of growth.
Very correct

Thanks to the bank of wisdom owned by the VP and his well of compassion for the masses

Kudos to the federal government. Now you don't have excuse for not registering your product

goodnessme1:
Yoruba pastor.

Hausa Member

The need for funding research can not be over emphasized especially in agriculture

NextD18:
Mr Errand!

This man can run errand for Buhari than a Calabar housemaid.

What is that your name again?
your oga needs you in the toilet right now you left your brain in that hole again

Danzakidakura:
When they want to destabilize the south they will always have a willing tools from our mist and they will quote the constitution the same north don't obey the constitution and will always walk as a united north. But south must be individual states .

I don't agree with on this the fact that the North don't follow the Constitution according to you doesn't mean others should not
It pays to always do things the right way

Bekool:
A pastor told me last year that he got a revelation from God that an engineer from agbor in delta state is going to become the president of nigeria by 2023 how is it going come to reality he doesn't know.

Hmmmmmm

Welcome idea. At least we can look beyond papers

Deputy1111:
Having certificate is the koko for now but the requisite skills. Many have certificate but can't practicalize what they have learnt in school.
Good one.

You are very much correct

Welcome development

Clarified!!

AngryIgboMan:
Guys the truth of the matter is that the die is now cast.

Either you unite and go to war... Or you allow these guys to fucck you up big time. But the fact remains that a whole lot of you on this forum are practically useless and iddiotic.

Before I continue, I want to inform you guys on good authority that the Omoshodi guy and Owolabi guy are one and same person. What he does is to use the omoshodi guy and distribute fake news while telling drivers to share it on there Whatsapp group. Then he will use his Owolabi account and market his useless hustle. I will fucck him up soon. He can bet his balls on that. Am mad and livid right now.

These guys are among the useless people that come online and create fake news. Including the hopeless charlatans called shollywendy and pope191. They create fake news and come to paste it here. Some uneducated illiterates here will copy it and go to distribute it on whatsapp and telegram groups. Voila... The news goes viral. Honestly, anywhere I meet these guys in real life, I wont think twice to mess and fucck them up because they are too stuppid to be human beings.

All these while even before Uber implemented the hackney permit thing, its not as if most Hardcore drivers are not aware that this thing is a real thing. But because we are car owners and we play by some rules, I was expecting other senseless drivers to play along.

I meet VIO and Police everyday. Once they meet me and see one chairman behind the wheels, they will become confused. They are confused because they have seen a passenger at the back. They will now ask one question,

VIO: UBER?
ME: NO
VIO: MOVE ON

But did I come online to create any useless panic tellin people I met VIO here and there? Nope. What did I do? I continued my work jejely. What did I expect other drivers to do?

DEVICE YOUR OWN MEANS TO BEAT THE SYSTEM! DRESS COOPARATELY, DON'T HANG PHONES, TELL YOUR RIDERS TO SEAT AT THE FRONT AND IMMEDIATELY YOU SEE VIO OR POLICE, GET CHATTY WITH YOUR RIDERS AMS BE LAUGHING HARD WITH HIM OR HER. PRETEND AS IF ITS YOUR DISTANT COUSIN YOU ARE CHATTING WITH.

All these is as you wait on Uber Bolt to finish negotiating with goverment on the way forward! Be smart and be street wise!

Moreover since this nonsense began, I was expecting to hear stories of ESCAPADES AND RUNZ. I was expecting to see stories like that of that guy that was climbing Lastma iron hook up and down. I was expecting to see stories of how an Uber driver drove over the legs of a VIO and damaged it permanently. Hell No. What did we see?

Pusssy ass hoes of men coming online to drag useless information like nonentities. People sharing too much informations like charlatans. Who gives a fucck if you are the aide to Osibanjo? Who cares if you work with one stuppid international company? Since yall hoes were dragging that nonsense, how many of us received bank alerts? You have all these connections to top jobs and companies and you prefer to be baking under the sun like a mad man while driving the whole of Lagos?

While You guys were here dragging, government and there agents were busy planning and plotting on to fucck you from the anus! What if they come tomorrow and tell you to sew a particular uniform so that a particular tailor relative of theres who got the contract can cash out? Una get sense like this?

You see to be rich in this life, you must be willing to eliminate and swallow others. Thats exactly what taxi cabals are doing to you guys. One time, I fought it hard on here for drivers to stop posting earnings. You guys refused! Now see what is happening?

Have you guys ever thought if it will end in this LASDRI or Hackney permit of a thing? Are you guys aware that they will never stop? How can you a car owner, go and register yourself as a driver? With you own car? When you already have a national drivers licence? What nonsense is this? If they tell you to bring your BVN tomorrow nko? If they tell you that you shoud meet lirs to get a real tax number so that they take 10% from all your earnings, what will you guys do?

COME ONLINE TO DRAG NONSENSE LIKE BASSTARDS!

On that Note,

Fucck you Nitigriti

Fucck you shollywendy1

Fucck you Pope91

Fucck you Omoshodi

Fucck you Owolabi5

Fucck your whole generations from the rising of the sun to its setting

Fucck Lagos

Fucck the Governor

Fucck Tinubu

Fucck Your Hopeless nama of a President

If wanna be down with them, fucck you too!

Guy just say you are in "your heat Period" loba ton. But fucking all the unfuckable in nairaland won't help you
Channel it somewhere else

A welcome development

Micro small and medium scale Enterpreneurs can now stand out and do their business with ease. No more excuse for dependency
White collar job is not for all

maybanks:
The OP of this thread must be very high on Osogbo weed.

Noo is ogbomosho vegetables �

Ebunoluwa2020:
President Buhari himself cleared this when he returned from abroad after the news broke the Internet towards the end of last year (2019), he said those aides were not sacked but redeployed to a new ministry since almost all of them work under the NSIP and the scheme already taken from the office of the VP to a new ministry. So what's the beg deal here?

Thank you .
Help me ask Nairaland people

MelesZenawi:
Nigeria is a country whose real meaning is champion your ethnic course.

While Buhari is doing everything possible to elevate and champion his hausa-fulani course by putting them in strategic positions.....


The vice president Prof Yemi Osinbajo is not left out also in championing of his own ethnic course to elevate his people to strategic positions.


Now the questions are who are the Nigerians

I don't get your point the names on that list shows various ethnic groups not one not two.
So what are you saying bros

This is encouraging. Another brilliant step to reduce unemployment and improve our National income. Kudos

Mcquine:
You must clearly be coming from a lineage of backwardness.

Your choices clearly shows that.

I'm sure you're part of the people that clamoured for this dullard of a president.

Enjoy your handful

Obviously you are from a lineage of backwardness suffering from IQ Regression

Zoning has not really been of help to us.
We just have to put that aside
And elect leaders base on their capacity intellect, character and passed performance in their previous place of assignment

If we must progress as a nation we must learn to work together as one
Reasoning beyond our ethnicity or tribe

Very educative full of wisdom.

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