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Make Bendtner no come spoil dis match o. Make January come,make im dey gooo. #teamarsenal#

Petitequeen: u dey rejoice? #no offence buh u knw wether she carry virus?

. Wetin be virus again o? Me too get antivirus na. How person want take know that, no be God dey safe everybody.

Got a lot,but gurls if you really want truth from ur guy get him drunk,and start asking him question.

softsparky: because am a female, you don't believe me abi?if only girls can toast guys in this our country choiii.

. My dear it is already happening o,i just encountered one on monday. I was at busy junction waiting for a friend, in my wandering state this gurl came to me asked me to please follow her to cross the road and pretend to be her boyfriend in the area,because she didnt want some certain guys distop her. Na so we start dis love pretence and now to my advantage. I pray for more of this oh Lord. My festive period is going to be fun

Amaaskia: This is one thing I really hate about you, you always generalise. So because she feels this way, means every "Nigerian girl" feels same?

YOUR STUPIDITY MUST BE INHERITED!

. What did u mean here? Are you saying you are not like them?

pDude: So what's the big deal

@op how old are you? You sound immature.

Which relationship is sex not involved? You think when I first met my wife, i was thinking about how many good, health, beautiful children she can deliver?

I was thinking about how she would look when i hang her leg over my shoulder and ramming her deep. I was also thinking of how i will be smacking her butt and making it bounce when hitting it from behind

Today we don marry o

If you are looking for a guy that will not want sex or that will be preaching Bible to you just because he is a church guy, don't worry: one day an angel will miss road and jam nepa wire, and drop on your roof.

Just wait it will happen one day

. Yeh, i don burst finish o falling down from my bed land gidigba on top floor and caused series of what happened,are u ok,sorry o,o gbadun,o serious,nonsense etc from my family. But,truth be told,ladies should start thinking of how to keep their man after sex thing. Because,there is no kind of promises that guy cannot make before getting there. So it is now left for the lady to know how to keep what she want. Yes,there are guys dat pretend to please you by bn platonic or whatever english you want to use. But,thanks to popular saying "ERE KI LAJA B'EKUN SE?" meaning what sort of play is dog and tiger doing? We are going d same promiseland. But stopover might be different. Never trust anyone except your blood father and brothers as regard this ok. "Gbogbo wa ni ole ti le ba da" Abo oro la ma so fun omoluabi ti o ba de inu re a di what? Just be yourself dear

Seun: My mistake. Apologies. It's been corrected. I was just trying to be funny, but it was in bad taste.

. P.shaun, Mr Seun is trying to be funny. Abeg, i dont think comedy be ur calling. Make una face ur nairalanding thingy o, its ur calling no be comedy. Pls, as a leader,notetaking would be healthy for you than responding to ur followers but if u tends to answer everybody queries, u go type until u go yho. I pray u pilot this nairaland to be more loved than facebook.

BOSS EYE with Edmond Obiloh on Splash (105.5) fm. Mehn never listen to a program been Educative,Interractive,Investigative,Interrogative, etc. WHAOO!!! Dat guy na GBAMM always wish to be hearing his program every hour.

immortalvoices: onila if indeed you ar a virgin and ur grandmum truly dreamt dat u were pregnant, it's denotes that in real life it mean bad omen, scandal and adversity u av to be prayerful and careful

I av this gift of interpreting dreams all thanks to God special grace... This is the first time I am revealing this

. If you be man- bad man,if you be guy- bad guy,if you be boi-bad boi. U dey funny o! Lol

Pls,ehm one idea just struck me now,may be African fabric bra will make sense. Like Ankara bra with nice branding and packaging will sell. Rather than oyinbo used bra wey my learned African beautiful Queens crave for. Mehn, I will start asking question now.

Pls,for those who have gone through d recruitment phases with them should kindly help in disseminating detail informations on how they help out. Thanks

I beg na so dem dey drink my credit o and d thing dey pepper me badly, i kon holla their call cell,na so d yeye gurl dey tell me say im machine wey im go use check my line dey do somehow d vex me o. I dunno wetin person fit do. Meanwhile,me i no dey receive any message after d deduction. Mtcheeeew! *eyes open

@Op, how I wished you continue given details on each of these apps, because got a lot of apps dat i delete at will without knowing their functions. Especially go launcher and d rest. Thanks

nikkyUBA: Questions Asked:
1) Tell us something about you that's not on your CV.
2) Your Salary Scale
3) Any Medical issues...etc. dats all i can remember for dat...

Documents:
i) Birth Certificate
ii) Original WAEC / NECO result
iii) Curriculum Vitae
iv) OND result

Age Limit:
25 - 27

. Thanks ma'am

nikkyUBA: @Zelexotunla....in Marina, Lagos (UBA House)

. Thanks ma'am! My is ibadan still expecting them sha. For ur interview what are those things asked? And what are those documents u presented,d age limit for this level?

nikkyUBA: God help us all...
I had my CBT test with the OND category on the 6th, Interview on the 7th and Medicals on the 8th all in the month of November, 2013. I have since been waiting for TS call...pls if you wrote in this category pls help with any information you have...cos November Salary for me no show *crying* *i no get shishi for pocket*

. Pls where did you have all these? Because, I'm stil expecting to be contacted as well. Thanks!

Still struggling to get someone like her. I dey miss her kiss,smile,simple but classic lifestyle and her shaving skill. What a 1derful gurl!

Yes I would love to have experience of dating a nairalander most especially ib base but busy hustling now. May God bless my hustle in Jesus name

Love this thread, my own side of depression are very similar to d one faced by Op(depressionkills) but d real and most dangerous part of depression is when you dont know how to portray ur case and people would get exact message you wanted them to get. Goshh! I hate dis disease coupled with ulcer is not easy ooo. How I wished to be more expressive. I'm luking forward to have dat person to confide with

That awkward moment when u go clubbing and u go rest room to pee after u don slightly shack ur phone ring and in d process of receiving d call,d phone drop enta WC soaked with assorted urine and split. New and Expensive phone for dat matter

Ehinice: @Bulldog, thanks. How many stages of interview are done?

. Pls did u apply from Oshogbo or you were referred? Because,i'm expecting to get invitation for test in ibadan. We shall all excel in Jesus name Thanks

sarry86: Yeah brother

. I beg bros how u dey take receive call on ur phone d person no fit pick calls atall o. I never c dis kind b4 o.

Pls, how do you answer call from techno m3? There is someone close to me dat is using d phone and asked me to help him to look into it dat he has been trying to answer call on the phone but to no avail. I tried as well i couldnt get it o. I beg which botton could we press/tap? Thanks

Need help as well ooo my ping 7c14ED18

Pls,are u just receiving it 2day? Caux some set were given last week. I didnt get any and stil hopeful sha. Just wanna confirm

Pls make i no carry last o i beg thee. Zelexotunla@gmail.com