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Celebrities / Re: Headies 2016! Olamide Vs Illbliss Vs Falz Vs Lil Kesh – Who Do You Thnk Will Win by Zellie: 9:16am On Nov 26, 2016
I'd love falz to win, not because he's better than the rest ( his lines are like nursery rhymes ) but because i like him smiley

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Politics / Re: Senate: Buhari Has No Plan To End Recession by Zellie: 9:08pm On Nov 24, 2016
sarrki:


I know the indicators aren't OK now
At the end of the tunnel
Light will show forth
you're hopeless sha grin

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Wishes Tiwa Savage And Teebillz Happy Wedding Anniversary, Fans React by Zellie: 9:46am On Nov 24, 2016
i don't think he did anything wrong, he wants them back together

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 11:47am On Nov 14, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
I find it hard to believe you're a student... A primary one pupil will be more matured
you're looking for likes too?

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 2:34am On Nov 14, 2016
Mickey7:
nobody has an answer at this point. All you'd get are speculations at best. Anyway usually 'submitted' would change to 'not admitted' in the likely event you are not admitted. Ps all you can hope for now is education or agric
grin grin grin
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 5:21pm On Nov 12, 2016
so.... I'm not a staff, neither am i related to the registrar. Heck, I've never even seen her grin, so I'm in no position to categorically say there'll be no second (is it third?) list, I'm no Oga at the top.


These are just speculations. Someone should mention me if they eventually release another list. Till then, I'll be praying for y'all grin

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 5:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
Geofavor:
yet you sounded very pained. Lol. E pain you no be small.

You can't do that sh1t as good as I can. Trust me.

don't tell me you've caught the zombie virus, too. It is official -- if you see someone whose score (after considering catchment and elds) is inferior to yours get admitted, you should take it up. Jamb and the fG made it known. Besides, it isn't new. Students have, in the past, done it. It takes a little hassle, though.

that was an instance. Even if your dad were the minister of education, you won't loud it if you weren't worth the admission. Stop trying to rationalize your flaws.


That's right. I'm officially a staylite cool. But you knew all that because you're head of the admissions unit, right?

Thank you. I was just farting about, too. Didn't know I would hit a nerve. smiley
K

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 5:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
Iamoriekaose:
Zellie i know you're a Medical Student. What level are you if you don't mind?
third year
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2016
raphieMontella:

we're talking bout screening batch remember?
And your assertion was that----higher Jamb scores got earlier screening dates...
I was screened on 7th october...
The last day

even if i agree to your hypothesis...its still wrong..
I have three pharm. friends...
277 and 260 both from anambra..were screened during the second batch..
264..edo state...was screened during the third batch...4th october...
So you logic is DOA.
.


i didn't arrive at that conclusion using logic. statistics showed a pattern , sadly you're among the outliers

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 4:52pm On Nov 12, 2016
raphieMontella:

250 chem engineering..
And lower scores got into the first batch..
Not only in my course....virtually every course
there's a thing called ELDS and catchment area .
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 4:38pm On Nov 12, 2016
raphieMontella:

clearly false..
I'm a living fact to that
what's your score and course you applied for. If it's medicine and you scored between 250 - 279, you need not reply.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 4:20pm On Nov 12, 2016
Geofavor:
LOL... E pain am sha.

Now, you know how painful it is to be a victim of sacarsm without restraint.

Victim? you're still learning bruh grin

Back to the matter.. If your dad paid handsomely to get you admitted, will you come out and publicize your admission, knowing it could get you into trouble? Don't you think guys who did far better than you and were denied admission will take it up?
What kind of trouble? take it up and do what exactly?


btw, the real long legs don't pay to get admitted.

those who use long legs do not announce, madam.
yea you know this because uniben gave you admission few hours ago,

I remember you, didnt know that Faculty of Law comment got to you so bad . I'm sorry, was just messing with you grin.
Congrats on your admission though.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 3:24pm On Nov 12, 2016
Getting the course you applied for wasn't based on your batch of screening.


It was, because the JAMB scores determined the batch of screening. A higher JAMB score meant an earlier screening date.

I have seen second batch screening that got their original course.
courses that could accommodate second batchers. or ostrich legs
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 3:10pm On Nov 12, 2016
Geofavor:





I mean, that's why they came out to openely testify......
they were supposed to hide it? you're dumb nigga

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 2:54pm On Nov 12, 2016
Geofavor:
Yes. That's why many first-batch screened students (especially medicine) were given agric, chemistry and other unwanted courses.

well, medicine (and maybe few comptetitive courses ) might have been an exception because i heard the cut off mark was over 300 (for mbbs)

YES. THAT'S WHY SOME OF THEM GOT THEIR PREFERED COURSE.

Long legs


You were trying so hard to be sarcastic that you failed to make a point.

If you only wanted to point out what I got wrong, well, I'm human and its not unusual.

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 2:36pm On Nov 12, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Congratulations..... best hogwash of the year
why are you catching feelings. Keep your hopes high , it's allowed smiley

It would take a miracle for you to get admitted though. I believe in miracles , do you beliwve in miracles smiley
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 1:06pm On Nov 12, 2016
Sermwell:

What kind of trash is this?? Uniben have always release first and second list! What's your problem young man? undecided
I'm not unaware. Let me make it simpler for you to understand ;

Usually, UNIBEN has a first list ( which is the merit list), those who are lucky enough to be on this list are usually admitted for the courses they applied for, ya? It's really not about luck anyway. But I digress. Moving on.

Then a second list, people here never get the courses they applied for, they are taken to other faculties or departments. Are you still following?

Sometimes, there's usually a third list aka VC list. I don't know much about this.


This year, alot of candidates were screened in the first batch screening, ( I don't know the exact figure) and ALL of them were admitted for their most preferred course of study. Its pretty obvious this is the merit list, innit?

Some persons that were screened in second batch were admitted but had their courses changed. Does second list come to mind? Good.

Doesnt the transfer of 5000 candidates to another institution make it obvious that uniben might have concluded her admission process?


If you had taken time to closely look at the procedure this year, you would have thought twice before calling my post trash. Or maybe you just have a tiny brain and can't comprehend simple logic.

Anyway, it's just my opinion and i might be wrong. So stop giving people what might turn out to be false hope.


And I'm not a man , boy undecided

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 8:54am On Nov 12, 2016
Iykestix:
I think uniben just gave admission randomly, as i believe they will still release more names so just keep the hope alive.

sigh .
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 11:50pm On Nov 11, 2016
Why do people think there's a second list. I dont mean to be a killjoy but I highly doubt there is.


So for those of you who were not admitted, move on with your lives
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce With His Adopted Son, Jonathan (Photo) by Zellie: 3:22pm On Nov 11, 2016
the boy is so happy

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 7:34am On Nov 10, 2016
Evans1111:
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Please I'm sort a newbie to this Stuff. When are we supposed to start printing the admission letter?
If it's possible to print it now, what are you waiting for
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 12:59am On Nov 10, 2016
prof1999:
are guys are saying something about inter faculty/departmental transfer does that mean one can change from BSC chemistry to medicine with good grade in 200L |°°| PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS BADLY PLEASE BECAUSE MAN IN CONFUSE AND SAD O O O OOO OOO O O O O OOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O
You cannot transfer to Medicine/Dentistry, unless you have incredibly long legs. So even a 5.0 CGPA can't help you.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 11:47pm On Nov 09, 2016
Evans1111:
So this is how I'm thinking the process will go(please correct me if I'm wrong)

1.print admission letter
2.pay online clearance/acceptance fee
3.pay school fees
4.physical(stress) screening.
Or is it stress screening before school fee?
please someone help me out here.
clearance before school fees
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 9:54pm On Nov 08, 2016
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 8:57pm On Nov 08, 2016
Pprovost:


And this guy stylishly pretends as if he is not aware that new students are not on campus cool


Uniben SUG though cool
Is he the registrar, what's he supposed to do about it ?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 3:11pm On Nov 08, 2016
peacesamuel94:

It should.
So cut off mark for Medicine is 235, and Law 215? grin

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 4:49pm On Nov 06, 2016
RoyalTilz:
Abeg wetin be the difference btw medical students nd BMS students
What's the difference between Game of thrones and papa ajasco
Education / Re: Delta Polytechnic Ozoro School Fees by Zellie: 4:46pm On Nov 06, 2016
80,000 for a private uni. I'm not understanding
Literature / Re: My Honest Observation And Critique Of Americanah By Chimanda Adichie by Zellie: 7:03am On Nov 06, 2016
Napoleon22:
Adichie did not set to write the book to teach morals. I think that is looking at it wholly from an African perspective. The book is intended, instead, to depict reality.
Literature / Re: My Honest Observation And Critique Of Americanah By Chimanda Adichie by Zellie: 7:00am On Nov 06, 2016
seguno2:
Great opinion.
I must confess that I have not bothered to read the book as I was discouraged by the title and the different reviews that I had read. This OP simply confirms that I missed nothing by not wasting my money and time to buy and read the book.
you should read it

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Education / Re: Medical Students Dabbing In School (Photos) by Zellie: 10:27am On Nov 05, 2016
UNIBEN Med students. NDDC hostel

BTW, why did you post the same picture thrice

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Phones / Re: Weekend Talk: Whats The Worst Phone You’ve Ever Used? Lets Discuss by Zellie: 8:20am On Nov 05, 2016
BlackBerry Bold 5. I kinda miss the phone sha

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