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Religion / Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by Zellie: 2:00am On Nov 05, 2016
noblefada:


I got offended because the OP over the years has made a lot of wrong assumptions about God based on the skewed information he has about God. Let me ask you this question, although it will make more sense if you were a medical doctor or a lawyer. Assuming I open up a thread to discuss how to be a doctor or practice law on nairaland and most of the facts and materials I supposedly use in backing up my claims or in explaining the profession in question are all from scenes or scripts from various Nollywood movies! Will clap for me that I'm doing well and have the right to express myself in a public forum
Why is a mere mortal like you defending God, a God so mighty. It is totally unacceptable, in fact it's an insult and if i were him, I'd be pissed.

God should just spare himself these insults (from atheists doubting his existence and theists trying to defend him) and say hi, how hard can that be really....

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Religion / Re: Benny Hinn's Miracle & Impartation Service At Christ Embassy by Zellie: 1:46am On Nov 05, 2016
you have alot of time on your hands
Romance / Re: What Is The One Thing Ure Grateful To Ur Ex For?? by Zellie: 10:51pm On Nov 04, 2016
For letting me know the male gender is cursed and every guy is the same. So if your nigga's acting up , it's not exactly his fault cos he can't help it, it's the gender..





Romance / Re: Two Ladies Fight Over Boyfriend, Strip Each Other Unclad (Photos) by Zellie: 10:38pm On Nov 04, 2016
he was probably fúcking someone else while they fought
Politics / Re: I Was Nominated As VP By ‘somebody Somewhere’ – Osinbajo by Zellie: 7:06pm On Oct 20, 2016
Really? Thanks for the clarification.. I thought it was an animal
Culture / Re: 3 Wives Of Oba Of Benin, Eheneden Erediauwa (Photos) by Zellie: 6:50pm On Oct 20, 2016
Paradise163:
Someone who has an explanation for this should please quote me
Why do those in Benin kingdom tend to cover their mouth with this white handkerchief ? I've seen this even in movies
cos its a taboo to see their teeth
Politics / Re: "Stop Misreporting Buhari In Germany" - German Reporter Tells Nigerian Media by Zellie: 7:36pm On Oct 15, 2016
This administration is a joke

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Was Joking About Aisha Belonging To His Kitchen Comment" - Garba Shehu by Zellie: 12:22am On Oct 15, 2016
sarrki:

Many have lost it
When he said she belongs to the kitchen
It's like throwing banter
But for the hatred many won't see it
If Aisha is free to do her wish in Aso Rock we may not
Ear all this
stop defending him. you're outgunned
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 1:36pm On Oct 12, 2016
richielouis7:
If you like believe me, everybody screened will get admission, 1st and 2nd batch are likely going to get their first choice, then 3rd batches will be distributed to other courses.
Prof. Friday Orumwese, is that you sir

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "Bill Clinton Raped Me & Hillary Clinton Threatened Me" - Trump's Supporter by Zellie: 6:33am On Oct 12, 2016
Oga trump, grabbing them by the pusssy since 1990
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 9:21pm On Oct 10, 2016
Mexyz:
Approximate what exactly? Bro if you score 49.99%, it will be written as 49%..nothing like approximation in results, GP or anything you can think of in uniben...
That's not true
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 3:18pm On Oct 10, 2016
fucklil:
How true is this
Be adviced? That's not even a word. If you must use PhotoShop, do it like someone that is educated
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 7:14pm On Oct 09, 2016
SirDavico:
Somebody should pls reply me asap sad I was ineligible to apply for screening....so I had given up all hopes of getting into UNIBeN oooo.

Today I logged into my kofa page and found out I've been givven invitation slip for third batch face 2 face screening....
Now the problem is.... sad I was scheduled for wends 5th octor 2016 sad I've missed my screening sad What can I do abeg sad

Cc: blueto , Venus007 , imdharey , Geofavor , Robinhez et'al
Pls epp me sad
JAMB form

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Religion / Re: "I Wanted To Destroy Prophet T.B Joshua, Then This Happened"-Woman Reveals. PICS by Zellie: 2:08pm On Oct 09, 2016
What's the title of the movie

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 1:59pm On Oct 08, 2016
send your school fees receipt to someone and tell the person to apply for you. simple
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 10:39am On Oct 07, 2016
Geofavor:
Pure and applied maths is not under faculty of physical science.
Yes its under Faculty of Law

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Keep Dasuki In Detention – Paden by Zellie: 7:16am On Oct 07, 2016
He said: “For Buhari who has said openly that he wants to be remembered for fighting corruption, it will be an unmitigated disaster for his legacy if such a gargantuan fleecing went on in his primary constituency, the military, and he failed to unearth it and punish the culprits.

They have withdrawn Saraki's charges o. Mr kwarupshun. Just say it's because Dasuki arrested you and lets hear word angry
Phones / Re: Poll: Which Smartphone Manufacturer Is The Best So Far by Zellie: 6:57am On Oct 07, 2016
Samsung

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Elendu's Marriage To Igweayimba Crashes - Tunezmediablog.com by Zellie: 6:48pm On Oct 04, 2016
When I read news like this, the Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston love triangle comes to mind


Karma always comes looking for you, so enjoy while it lasts grin

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 12:55pm On Oct 04, 2016
Every Uniben thread, always has so many pages, more than half littered with irrelevant chit chat ..... One would have to do an advanced search to access the important stuff
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Zellie: 12:01pm On Oct 04, 2016
is it true that the first batch admission list has been released
Crime / Re: Ugandan Maid Caught On Camera Suffocating Employer’s Child (Disturbing Video) by Zellie: 11:17am On Oct 04, 2016
Ugandan maids have no chill o

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Politics / Re: Will You Like To Be Nigerian In Your Next Life? See Shocking Answer People Gave by Zellie: 7:52am On Oct 04, 2016
God forbid!
Family / Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by Zellie: 4:29am On Oct 04, 2016
amunkita:


OMG!!!!

Dude ur moronic nature is genetic..

Can u point were I stated she is 6yrs older
Did u OP tell you he is a paedophile who married someone he is 20yrs older

Seems u grew amongst people with down syndrome for u ve learnt that word "Reta.rd"

*double deep sigh*

All u fried mess supporting the lady, ve u dated a boy younger than you talkless an age gap of 6years..


You clearly do not know the meaning of age gap. Arguing with idio.ts is exhausting. Moving on
Forum Games / Re: How Many Babies Can You See In This Picture? by Zellie: 4:19am On Oct 04, 2016
I see five siame....sorry conjoined twins
Forum Games / Re: Hyper-realistic Art: Can You Tell The Difference? 80% Of Viewers Couldn't by Zellie: 4:16am On Oct 04, 2016
wawu. This is really cooool
Family / Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by Zellie: 4:07am On Oct 04, 2016
amunkita:


I swear with my last breath, u re a NEBOSH certified Dumbo..

U mean u did not see the wife is 6 years more than what she declared before marriage..

Dude, u must come from a garri frying community, see how it has messed up with ur eyes..

Pls go back nd read the Op's plight once more.

Anya Awo..
You are a stup.id person.

Slowpoke logic... She's six years older than he thought = She's six years older than him.

Can you now see how mentally ret.arded you are?
Politics / Re: N23.29b Poll Bribe: Buhari To Determine Fate Of Recs by Zellie: 3:57am On Oct 04, 2016
But Yakubu said the law does not allow him to take a disciplinary action against the two Resident Electoral Commissioners, Gesil Khan and Mr. Slyvester Ezeani, who were implicated in the scandal, because they are appointees of the President. They can be disciplined only by President Muhammadu Buhari.

Really? Wow. I can now understand why crooks like Amaechi haven't been invited by the EFCC. Apparently if you've been anointed by the president, you're now low-key above the law. This makes sense

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Politics / Re: N23.29b Poll Bribe: Buhari To Determine Fate Of Recs by Zellie: 3:50am On Oct 04, 2016
What about the ones in Kano

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Religion / Re: I Saw A UFO by Zellie: 3:43am On Oct 04, 2016
Aaronsrod:


Find a pastor who can release you from demonnic convenants or ancestral curses. There is a reason why you posted this experience in the religion section. Think deeply on this and read your Bible well.

UFOs are not African things.
This guy is kidding right?
Family / Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by Zellie: 3:34am On Oct 04, 2016
amunkita:
Nairaland is really a funny place..

Take a look at the 1st page nd see galz who don't even know how to wash their pants blaming a married man for being angry he married his wife on deceit..

Yes age is just numbers, we re even tired of hearing that, how would a man like me who can't even date his mate, now married, only to discover my wife is an "aunty" to me..

All u fried mess supporting the lady, ve u dated a boy younger than you talkless an age gap of 6years..

Advisors ndi Uwa Mmebi..
please where in the original post did he talk about an age gap. Did you even read it at all or you're just seeing what you choose to see. You're a really funny person
Family / Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by Zellie: 3:24am On Oct 04, 2016
What she did was wrong and you have a right to be upset. But divorce?? Come on

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