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Religion / Re: Catholic Cleric Says That God Is A Woman by Zellie: 9:35pm On Oct 03, 2016
Is her stature like that of a palm and breasts like clusters of fruits grin
Politics / Re: EFCC Returns Sylva’s ’48 Houses’ Seized Under Jonathan by Zellie: 10:49am On Oct 03, 2016
hahaha

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Romance / Re: This Nigerian Man Forgave & Took Girlfriend Back After She Cheated &got Pregnant by Zellie: 6:17am On Oct 02, 2016
Romance / Re: This Nigerian Man Forgave & Took Girlfriend Back After She Cheated &got Pregnant by Zellie: 6:09am On Oct 02, 2016
Whatever rocks his boat. I would never take back a cheating partner though, it would never be the same, and you hardly ever forget.
Health / Re: Woman Discharges Maggots From Her Vagina In Ogun (Photo) by Zellie: 7:20pm On Oct 01, 2016
frenchwine:

Madam, with all due respect, don't just copy and paste what you see on Wikipedia or google.
Genital myasis does exist, however it's as prevalent as smallpox infection or dracunculiasis infestation in Nigeria.
I believe you read where she had sought medical intervention without improvement.
I am a doctor and I can tell you that spiritual forces are as real as daylight and I have come across them in my practise , not once, not twice .
Because you can't explain it doesn't make it spiritual

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Politics / Re: Google Celebrates Nigeria's Independence With A Doodle (pix) by Zellie: 12:56am On Oct 01, 2016
SMARTKOSSY:
So thoughtful of them
You look like you've had a stroke sad
Romance / Re: 5 Qualities To Look Out For When Looking For A Long-term Relationship by Zellie: 12:52am On Oct 01, 2016
importexpert:



somebody says cooking, what do you think about it cheesy?
That's a personal thing
Romance / Re: 5 Qualities To Look Out For When Looking For A Long-term Relationship by Zellie: 10:16pm On Sep 30, 2016
Two and three smiley
Politics / Re: APGA Condemns Outcome Of Edo Governorship Election by Zellie: 8:58pm On Sep 30, 2016
francisbiz:

You are mocking GOD, Beware of his wrath!
ooh I'm scared undecided
Politics / Re: Presidency Keeps Mum On Indictment Of Usani, Buhari’s Minister For Fraud by Zellie: 4:05pm On Sep 30, 2016
we all know his anti-corruption war is selective. Next!

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Politics / Re: APGA Condemns Outcome Of Edo Governorship Election by Zellie: 3:58pm On Sep 30, 2016
876 or 30,000 , won't have made any difference, they still lost. And Oshiomole, being a devoted Christian, doesn't like wastage because it is a sin, suggested that they add APGA's votes to their own so they won't waste. You can't blame them... This is from a very reliable source


Heil APC!!

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Food / Re: 12 Beautiful Delicacies From All Over Nigeria by Zellie: 9:13am On Sep 29, 2016
3. Ofada rice and ayamase





If you’ve not tasted this Egba delight, you’re on your own.
for real. to order , call 08130394814

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Politics / Re: INEC Postpones Announcement Of Results In Edo by Zellie: 8:34am On Sep 29, 2016
They haven't rigged enough?

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Politics / Re: Recession: FG Recants, To Dump Assets Sale Proposal- Lai Mohammed by Zellie: 8:04am On Sep 29, 2016
indecisive government. it was mere speculation but the senate president endorsed the sales. the way these people lie without remorse, baffles me.

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Romance / Re: I And My Queen Have Ended Things by Zellie: 11:55pm On Sep 28, 2016
aren't you too old for this.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Said He Foresaw Recession Since 2014, Endorses Sale Of National Assets by Zellie: 12:14pm On Sep 28, 2016
kindly shut up sir smiley
Celebrities / Re: CLOSED!!!! by Zellie: 9:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
Mickey7:
Lalastica Tosyne2much LadyF MissyB3 Ijebabe Pristinemuscles Neduluiz
lalasticlala *
Celebrities / Re: CLOSED!!!! by Zellie: 9:47pm On Sep 27, 2016
duduade:
What is sexy about him ?
jealous much?
Celebrities / Re: Okiemute Ighorodje: How I Intend To Spend My N5million Grand Prize by Zellie: 9:34pm On Sep 27, 2016
Chanchit:
Its just a pity that I didn't watch a single episode this year.
you didnt miss much
Religion / Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Zellie: 7:28pm On Sep 27, 2016
You're obsessed. Why do you spend so much time creating threads like this, and then accuse atheists of losing their minds over Christianity, when you're doing exactly the same thing. One might think you're trying to convince yourself God exists . Anyway, I wish you goodluck in your quest

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Religion / Re: Why Islam Is The Only True Religion NOT Christianity by Zellie: 7:23pm On Sep 27, 2016
Did you intentionally leave out the part where he said "I and my father are one" ? . So, Jesus is actually God or Allah or whatever the fvck you call him.

He then sent himself to earth to die, resurrected after 3 days and went back to heaven to meet himself smiley
Education / Re: Musa Goes To School (Boy Mutilated By His Stepmother In Kano) by Zellie: 7:11pm On Sep 27, 2016
My goodness cry
Romance / Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Zellie: 12:13pm On Sep 27, 2016
14.Let her fall asleep in your arms.

then he'd get bored and start flirting with random chics on his phone wink
Politics / Re: How And Why We Got Into Trouble- President Buhari by Zellie: 8:14am On Sep 27, 2016
Here we go again. Same old bullshtt.

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Politics / Re: I Can’t Predict When Recession Will End – Finance Minister by Zellie: 7:17am On Sep 26, 2016
Mrs Kemi puts the C in clueless

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Was Received In The UK By Ogah (Mrs) by Zellie: 9:29pm On Sep 25, 2016
Aisha Halliburton. Mama the Mama

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Literature / Re: Paulo Coelho's And A Boy Selling Pirated Copies Of His Book In Traffic by Zellie: 9:01pm On Sep 25, 2016
BackToLife:
A man reached a hotel where he was invited for a wedding .
He found two doors, one written brides close relatives n friends; the other written grooms close relatives n friends.
He entered the grooms n found inside two other doors
One written for ladies only and the other gents only.
He entered the gents only and walked a few steps just to find 2doors
One written, those with gifts the other those without gifts.
Since he was among those who didn't carry anything; he entered,
ONLY TO FIND HIMSELF OUT ON THE STREET. grin grin grin

Seriously talking about orgasm, read my true experience and save your future. https://www.nairaland.com/3370254/guys-kill-killing-relationship-before#49664331

this is a joke?
Religion / Re: Why Does God Create People When He Knows They Are Going To Hell? by Zellie: 8:50pm On Sep 25, 2016
this god doesn't seem like a nice guy. with an ego the size of jupiter angry
Phones / Re: Girl Sells Her Belongings To Buy Iphone7 by Zellie: 8:46pm On Sep 25, 2016
people actually believe this shtt?
Romance / Re: Best Time To Ask A Girl Out And Get A YES Fast by Zellie: 7:59pm On Sep 24, 2016
You're kidding right? grin
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldn't Be Dating by Zellie: 9:00pm On Sep 23, 2016
i endorse this message

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