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Car Talk / Re: How God Saved Me From A Car Fire Incident. Lessons And Tips. by Zellie: 8:53pm On Sep 23, 2016
sexychocho:
Can't biliv wat I heard abt Seun 2day
Are u guys kidding?
I pray itz nt too late for those dat doesn't biliv God exist
O ga gannnnnn ni oooooo
K
Car Talk / Re: How God Saved Me From A Car Fire Incident. Lessons And Tips. by Zellie: 8:51pm On Sep 23, 2016
sky daddy shouldn't take credit for this one. common sense and your fire extinguisher saved you.
Politics / Re: National Economic Council Okays Fg’s Measures To Beat Recession by Zellie: 8:52am On Sep 23, 2016
After this, I wonder what they'll sell next..
Aso rock ? angry

Scam government
Business / Re: Banking Sector Profit Falls By 28% – Report by Zellie: 8:42am On Sep 23, 2016
i guess this is an effect of the TSA implementation

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Crime / Re: Ivie Edobor: Zenith Bank Staff Fractures Ex-Wife's Leg (Photos) by Zellie: 12:28am On Sep 21, 2016
Jengem:
What does this have to do with zenith bank?
Religion / Re: Atheists Should Work More, And Talk Less: We've Heard It All. (MUST READ!!!) by Zellie: 9:36pm On Sep 18, 2016
Are they attacking only Christians? Why aren't the others complaining
Education / Re: UNIBEN Student Kept All The Pens He Used Till Graduation (Photo) by Zellie: 5:54pm On Sep 12, 2016
Toluwani111:
cool
wow. Isn't this against the rules

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Religion / Re: Get Ready For Jesus’s Second Coming, Kumuyi Tells Christians by Zellie: 12:47am On Sep 12, 2016
EyeHateGod:

Ever watched xmen apocalypse? Wasn't that Guy Jesus?
he was actually God
Religion / Re: The War Against Christianity....by Christians by Zellie: 12:39am On Sep 12, 2016
In order words, God allows murder but he doesn't support it . WTF?

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TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by Zellie: 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2016
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Zellie: 11:24am On Sep 11, 2016
Major0303:
Please, What are the course outline for new medical student in uniben
Physics, Chemistry, Biology (plant & animal), GSTs
Religion / Re: What Are Truly The Signs Of A Genuine Christian? by Zellie: 7:46am On Sep 11, 2016
If he's faithful in paying tithes and offering wink
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Makes Vanity Fair List Of International Best Dressed by Zellie: 8:37pm On Sep 10, 2016
You go girl

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Phones / Re: Ranking Of Phones In Nigeria by Zellie: 6:21pm On Sep 10, 2016
Lumia phones aren't available in Nigeria? undecided

Or LG
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by Zellie: 5:20pm On Sep 10, 2016
samhay:
This should be Praiz's 1st and only season

#MyOpinion
Mine too.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Top Poorest Countries In The World - 2016 List by Zellie: 9:44am On Sep 10, 2016
All African countries
Religion / Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by Zellie: 8:56am On Sep 10, 2016
Saw this somewhere



The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God please somebody help me!”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”

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Religion / Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by Zellie: 3:07pm On Sep 09, 2016
Nice. Following
Religion / Re: Mental Slavery In Christianity by Zellie: 2:41pm On Sep 09, 2016
An2elect2:
Matthew 5:22; But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, You fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

If only you have understanding, you will know what to say and when to say.

If you know nothing about Law and grace i am not sure you would make any sense from cherry-picking scriptures.




Grace allows you to call people foolish?

Reminds me of a certain Gucci bag Pastor grin

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Okowa, Wike Of Deploying Militants To Edo by Zellie: 8:23am On Sep 09, 2016
Oshiomole is running mad shocked .

I'm beginning to think he was hired by PDP to make sure Obaseki loses shocked

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Phones / Re: 11 Hilarious Ways The Internet Reacted To The Iphone 7 Release by Zellie: 7:06am On Sep 09, 2016
They don't have the color I want angry

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Romance / Re: Men, 7 Ways To Keep Your Woman Glued To You During Recession Period by Zellie: 6:07pm On Sep 08, 2016
ucsparks:
The best option is to breakup and reconcile after recession grin
seconded
Politics / Re: Change First Before Asking For The Change We Promised - Buhari Tells Nigerians by Zellie: 6:02pm On Sep 08, 2016
People are hungry, he's talking about obeying traffic lights cry. Nonsense and ingredients angry

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Politics / Re: APC Likely To Lose Edo Election, Security Report Shows - Sahara Reporters by Zellie: 3:27pm On Sep 08, 2016
Beremx:
People are angry with Buhari. PDP is winning surely.
I like this new Berem grin .
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by Zellie: 3:18pm On Sep 08, 2016
sheylarhh:

Annette always on probation ke?....She was d most consistent in season 1
yeah i think it was dorcas ... One English name sha
Celebrities / Re: Davido: I Have Done My Part & My Best , I Am Sorry To All My True Fans by Zellie: 11:08am On Sep 08, 2016
Is this a suicide note?
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by Zellie: 9:40am On Sep 08, 2016
This system of using votes to decide who goes on probation didn't start in season 7 o. It actually started in season 1. Yup.

I remember getting really pissed when Onyemaechi (one of my favorites in that season) was evicted the week the judges decided they didn't know who to put on probation, even though he had been excellent from the onset


So that's not really the problem. They should change the audition judges, especially that Shola Allyson angry
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by Zellie: 11:55pm On Sep 07, 2016
Annette was another Oluchi, always going on probation and getting saved by the Faculty grin

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Romance / Re: Do you Believe In Love? by Zellie: 11:47pm On Sep 07, 2016
Yes until recently. I've not experienced enough to conclude there's nothing like true love, but I don't think two persons can be in Love for more than say 2 years.

Eventually, the novelty wears off, they still care for each other (like you would love a family member) but that spark isn't there anymore. So, the kind of love that lasts forever isn't the romantic type.

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Entertainment Awards 2016 Winners List by Zellie: 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2016
Joseph Benjamin my baby embarassed kiss
TV/Movies / Re: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by Zellie: 5:46pm On Sep 07, 2016
Suits is great, but it's starting to lose its edge. Season 5 was awesome, especially towards the end, it should have ended there.

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TV/Movies / Re: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by Zellie: 5:39pm On Sep 07, 2016
Stopped at S6 E4. Still looking for cheap data. Go easy on the spoilers people embarassed

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