₦airaland Forum

All these people calling UNIBEN have probably never been there


I've been in UNIBEN for 3 years, I've heard of just one incident where someone was shot... So mbok, which UNIBEN

Here in NDDC, we don't know what you're talking about


Anyway, I've stayed in Hall 1 AND Hall 2.. The Hall 1 experience wasn't all that fun but Hall 2 was crayzee ... Hall2 girls rock

Waiting for Iceprince and co to follow suit


Nigerian artistes should take note: If you must sing crap, save money while you're still relevant because crap doesn't last, crap isn't evergreen , crap is easily forgotten. So when you're 40 and forgotten,because you can't sing crap about big booties and boobs no more, cos then it would be weird, you'd have something to fall back on.

RobinHez:
Twas a sarcastic statement

I'm not unaware

Doubleagent008:
yeah I agree with you. You must have finished your medical Mbbs degree in a record time of 4 years and have now started your architecture or Engineering degree. No?

still struggling to see your point

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worlexy:
The cause is simply because your brain is working faster, super faster than your head. Lecturers will just be talking, dictating in class with the speed of light and u have to write fast to catch up with them, if not na O.Y.O.
Also, time allocated to exams is usually less compared to normal. An exam that should normally take 3 hours may be allotted 1hr, so you must write fast because u must touch all the questions unless otherwise stated. Do you understand now.

that's just your own theory.... there are many reasons why someone could have a bad handwriting

Medicine is actually overrated

Some of these things are exaggerated though, but still true

akatekpe:
kid, u are a learner. Sorry, try next year, u wu make it if u read well

i'm not a jambite.....


Again, get a life dummie

akatekpe:
Miracle centers association ain't happy cos their customers didn't pass as expected

Miracle centres in CBT?


Get a life dummie

I think this year's exam should be taken again... The board should be scrapped afterwards....


This country is really a zoo

I blame Yunusa for this

Buhari sef

Cute baby. Hilarious dad

cute

NigeriaPresident:
its a pity that Wike didn't see APC as a winner here. although PDP is having the majority or almost all the results announced but I still see Amechi and APC as a winner here. PDP are the winner now, but APC will be the winner when 2019 comes. it's a pity that PDP can't see the game played by AMECHI and APC in River state and Bayelsa state.

it' is now clear to the blind that APC is now opposition party in Niger Delta which is the strongest Region own by PDP. come 2019, don't be surprise if APC beat PDP mercilessly cause PDP won't gather the vote which they have during the last general election...

Political analyst are allowed to quote me... if you can't reason beyond Tribalism, please do as if you don't see my comment

Dumbest post I've seen this year

Mike008:
Wailers wail about everything.

They sleep, wake up, wail and wail and wail and wail, but 2019 is still far away.
Enough time to continue wailing.

so anyone that's not licking Buhari's arse or blindly following him like a remote controlled zombie is a wailer.... Why so dull

where is that earthworm that calls himself amaechi

Haha.. Sore losers

kingjms010:
Gud evening! Pls, is it possible for a candidate to be given admission into a different course at UI if it happens dat he didn't meet the departmental cut off mark, lets say he choose medicine, can he b given physiology if he didn't meet d cut off mark for medicine?

YES

I don't know if this letter is legit, but I believe he didn't abduct her

Amaechi, all bark no bite

Why kill or be killed for politicians, whose families are safe.


deep sigh

Buhari met with d Queen of
England in London. He
asked her.

Buhari: How do you
run such an efficient
government here?
Are there any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important
thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people.

Buhari: How do I know the
people
around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask
them to
answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for David
Cameron.
David Cameron walked into the
room,

CAMERON: Yes, your majesty.
You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle.
David, your mother
and father have a child, it is not
your brother and
it is not your sister. Who is it?"

CAMERON: hmmm... that would
be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

When Buhari came back home he sent for Osinbajo.

Osibanjo walk in to Buhari's office.
Osibanjo: Sir you call me.
Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your
mother and your
father have a child, it's not your
brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?

Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me
get back to you.
He
asked all his staff in the office
but none could
give him an answer. Osinbajo
ran to Fashola.
Osinbajo asked

Osinbajo: Your mother and
father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,
who is it?"

FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me!

Osinbajo smiled and said,
Thanks! Then he went back to
speak with President Buhari.

Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer
to that riddle, It's
Babatunde Raji Fashola!

Buhari got angry, and said to
Osinbajo No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving forward, I am
surrounded by dummies! The
answer is .David Cameron!!!

NgeneUkwenu:
Liars everywhere! And the liar couldn't wait a few minutes for the counting to be over?

calm down, its just a rumour. Don't die of a heart attack......YET

Furck!

this moderator sef

what makes this one legit and the other one fake. yeye

M

tuale4u:
wailers are hippocrite

i believe the word is "hypocrite"

you don't want Nigerian movies on your screen again... see painment. WTF is riverwood sef


Mr blogger, if you don't like Nigerians, go have a nice long bath, dim the bedroom lights, light some candles, put on some Marvin Gaye and F*ck yourself


rada rada