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Onegai:
HOW DARE YOU, MADAM!! Mama Charly is the grandmother to my future son-in-law so he and Baby E need that money to set themselves up in the future at Clarence House. Now go and apologise to Mummy Charles (adjusts tiara on my head and walks away majestically).

No vex o
Ha I never knew o
No worry this my chicken change won't
Affect the treasury at all

Tojued:
then I started eating anyhow when omugwo finished and now I've put on weight.

This is what happens most of the time

I found myself eating sardine
I don't usually eat it, I was telling Lee hobs
To put both the oil and the fish
He just laughed at me
And said "you wan fat abi"
My brain just reset
That's how it starts o

Before you know I will start
Asking where the spare tyre came from

Meanwhile everyone enjoys the 40 days pampering

Onegai:
Good morning Babythug, Zemaye.

Good morning dear
We are doing great thank you
How are you and yours

Wow the momma group activities with babies
You are suggesting is a lovely idea
Those are regular pre- school activities
We do here with some Mamas
Make mama charly to finish our money


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Onegai:
Congratulobia!!!!

It's just funny the things you do because you think it does something. All the baby massage videos I watched, plus organic coconut oil applies judiciously and hot water baths did not make anyone sleep through the night. One of my brothers had to vex and say "what nonsense baby massage will make baby's joints flexible, is Nigeria winning medals in Gymnastics? Are Chinese and Ukrainians doing baby massage ni?"

Thanks dear
Am ROFL
Chai na really Gymnastics
Do it if it feels good...
When peeps ask me hope you are pressing
Her with hot water, if you don't press her she will not sleep o! I just say Ah! I dey press
Can't argue no strength

Onegai:
The Grand Mama religiously gave Gripe water. I allowed her because I was too shellshocked to care. I stopped after 2 months and I don't know if it made a difference. I didn't notice any. It may be a placebo for mothers. if you can find a non-alcoholic one that doesn't blow your pocket and you're not sure, get it. If it's pricey for you and your baby doesn't have a stomach ache, don't.

We buy enough stuff because of that bolded guy up there


I recently had a BBG and all those grape water ! Massage coRd with hot water abi hot towel nothing I do and this girl is smashing all her milestone the nurses and health visitor are amazed at her growth and steady progress.
If to say him grandma come quick she for hear am with all the hot water and all
Even as I had her in summer.
What women go through for kids
Hmmmmm.
Anyway do what works for you

And for the record
I didn't even press my stomach with any hot water
But I drank peppr soups
And am back to my flat stomach
(Even the stress of juggling 2 dependent kids no reach ni )
We will be six weeks in 2 days time
The bubba is fine and so am I

OP
I Feel you pain,
Reminds me of a lady friend of mine that overstayed in my parents house she promised to stay for 2 weeks she stay for over 6 months.
I pressed my foot on the ground and sent her packing

And she's exactly how you describe you friend too.
I developed tough skin since then, nonsense

After I got married this same girl called me to congratulate me and told me she has a wedding gift
For me ,I should text her my address
So she go come be permanent occupant for my house
Abi na second wife kpa kpa

I sharply told her I was staying that weekend at my inlaws , she quickly got the message
She called back at another time I told her still that I was not available, from then on I stopped picking her calls

Mtseww

Onegai:
my sister you sabi the thing

Op you don get solutions already, good luck

edwife:
Thanks .
Lol coco i am a sucker for bags and shoes, i sometimes keep my card far away in wizkid voice, i can't explain.

Hope you good ladies,went to a busy market,God knows i missed this but my body dey pain me o however loved it.
See you ladies.

Zemaye girl i am there, will holla at you when i upload pics

Doing the happy dance for you !!!!
Enjoy yourself
I am sucker qfor good shoes
My husband always say my shoes preference are hardly on sale and when we by chance find it on sale my size is gone ALWAYS so now if I see shoe I like and I can splurge I do right away oh!

tyconcepts:
My 9months old son is a natural 'chopper' but after recovering from malaria like a week ago, his eating focus shifted from his pap & milk to strictly adult food like Eba, Rice, Beans, Noodles e.t.c Before the malaria he eats adult food + 330ml of pap to step down.... Now he won't even taste the pap at all and am confused on ways to make him keep taking milk. I still breastfeed him but my not lactating properly makes me feel the breast milk isn't sufficient for him. I have tried introducing other cereals like Nutrilac & Cerelac....He doesn't like sweet things at all (That's how he has been).

How do I get him to take milk?? Also do kids grow to like sweet things?? He won't even take Capri-sonne

cc: helovesme, zaynie, soonest, liftedhand and all Mummies

He will grow to ask for it my son was same but he ask now for his smoothies and hot chocolate I was just wondering if it's the same child

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this jazakallahu khayran jaza!
Following for more.

Thai food
Egg noodles and veggies stir fries

Okra and veggies

Sunshinny:
Good morning mamas, how are our babies doing?

I came here to complain before and I was asked to do kegel. It's 4 months after delivery and my virginal is still open. I fart from my virginal and it's so embarrassing. After bath, I feel water coming out from my virginal. Please, what should I do.?


Thanks.

Queefing is normal after vaginal birth because of trapped air.
Your kegels will help
Add squating too, nothing rigorous just do it little by little here and there.
As for the water i have no idea !

edwife:
awww not yet sweetheart but somewhere in Belguim lol, just came in yesterday. I am going back in two weeks and leave from there to eat me some nkwobi . I will post yours promise.

Safe trip and have a lovely time
See me here dey wish na me!
Anyhoo soon!!!!

Edwife eating nkworbi at home yet
I need some o!

mitchyy:
I just got back from the hospital now and met the main doc. He still insists its not jaundice and said i shud take him out under early morning sun, to put my mind at rest.

I don't know any good paeditrician in my area. I live around Ibeju-Lekki axis.

Mamas instinct are mostly always on point find your way to a paediatricIan asap when you touch him it is supposed to be red not yellow.
Get a test done to put your mine at ease

Oh poor creature
Na every thing be meat for naija

Amen Amen Amen
I came late to the party chai !

Onegai:
Today is Baby E's birthday and we are all so glad and grateful to God for our little darling. May she continue to grow in happiness and wisdom and may all her days be filled with calm. Amen.

And I am taking down that picture in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,2, 1

C.c zaynie, Tearoses, cococandy, zemaye, ifyalways

Modified

Yeahhhhhh!
I just saw her!
Tall swèety , baby E
May you be a source goodness and your path filled with excellence !
The pic college by her is dope!
Lovely idea from a smart mama!
Welldone

cc
Tbaba1234

Onegai:
Abeg please who knows the answer to a baby who thinks dressing-up time is playtime and will be jumping across the bed away from you, screaming happily, then she now pees on your pillow.

Who the #@+!! knows how to cure this, before I start beating someone??

you just dey start o!
mine is 26months now and we still run around to cream up and dress
but no wewe sha we don pass that potty training stage! thank God
is only in winter or when he is cold he stay put in a place
my trick this days is to get his daddy to do the running with him and do the dressing i no get power!

Onegai:
No-one in Nigeria can ever go to jail for corruption. Ever! Any sane person who has ever done business in Nigeria at a high level is always baffled how the masses of Nigeria not only take so much nonsense but justify and defend it whilst they are dying and hungry and poor and their children are being brought up to become servants to the rich forever.

I've stopped caring about what happens to Nigeria. The poor of Nigeria themselves don't care.

Mtsewww worst thing is this same peeps that defend the rich that has Zero share in any goodies the country has to offer!
Ah! Nigeria. I agree with you the poor don't care. They only fight themselves instead of the real enemy

Onegai:
Only people not in the oil industry will defend this lady. EFCC cannot touch her directly because all her backers are still very much in government

I am here lol at the peeps that are screaming she is innocent !
Mtsewwww

Gentiejag:
Hello everyone,

Good job with the teasing and counter-teasing....

Please, I am trying hard to maintain eating healthy, but I saw a research on MSG seemingly said to be found in Maggi/ indomie sauce... it really got me thinking.
Here in Naija, what's the alternative for seasoning (NON-MSG) in Naija?

hi welcome
all our local spice will work wonders if you explore
let me recommend what i substitue with
Sea salt
crayfish
dry fish of choice
meat/ beef stock
and use google you will not be disappointed

BellaElla:
Nwanne m nwanyi welcome o, I be Igbo married to Yoruba too, so I can give you few tips.

1. Make sure you kneel down with both legs touching the floor when you meet your MIL/FIL: for the first time. even if una dey for middle of road, . that is the first test, you know say dem they always talk say we no get respect. prove them wrong o.
2. offer to carry any load they have, if they come around. relieve your MIL of her handbag with face full of smiles o.
3. DO NOT REJECT ANY FOOD! make sure you chop finish lick plate, don't wait for MIL for serve you, do like say u dey follow am enter kitchen, if she allows you fine, if not insist on packing on washing plates.
4. make sure you call all your SIL/BIL Anti mi /Boda mi. whether them senior you or not.

5. don't go and be doing touching body with their son in their presence o . pretend you have not kissed, even with your protruding belle.)
6. don't be pressing phone when you people are talking, always keep a smile on your face, curtsy whenever you are thanking your MIL/FIL
7. don't be deceived by the plenty Iyawo wa they are calling you o, until una marry, you are not the wife yet o, stay humble.
8.Tell ur fiancé to tell you about them, what they like, dislike, learn how to greet them in their language, they value it a lot.
9.Commit every thing to Gods hands.
10. Go bearing gifts o ;. Jewellery and Lace for Mama Wa, Expensive stationary for Baba Wa

Madam bella this your advice na sarcastic one o
abeg no put Sisi for trouble.

luscioustrish
Do all the above only if thats how you are!
BE YOURSELF!!!
Dont go and start what you cannot finish
If you know you can be kneeling down to greet your in-laws all
your married life then go ahead if not , you dont need that to
appear respectful.
The most important thing is Be Yourself
I cannot emphasize it enough, if you pretend
na' you go regret am!!!
And yes I married Yoruba and am not Yoruba
No Issues

rofemiguwa:
Tank u cutienik . I use salvon to bath her but use dettol to wash. Her clothes. Should I just use salvon for washing too.
Tank u maam

this is most likely a reaction!
not all babies like this strong antiseptic stuffs they are exposed to
my son had a reaction similar to this even though it was just on his face then!
his peadiatrician suggested I stop the soap and all the over antiseptic stuffs
he recommended I get a mild soap (most toilet soaps) are mild mild
I obeyed and started using giv soap i hope thats the name
my sons skin cleared up in 3 days by a week he was sparkling
I didnt have issues with cream as i was using local shear butter
and thats what he uses till this day no issues whatsoever.
And you need to Relax
you sound too worried!
get a mild soap and proceed from there

Thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot.

vanpeele:
Just a clue Wanted to create a thread but a solution has been found for the tomato issue...so no need

pls open a thread and teach us step by step
people will really find it useful . my attraction is the no preservative that is cool!
when tomato is excess people can store and utilise.
sorry it seems am derailing this thread.

vanpeele:
We can preserve fresh tomato paste for up to a year (guaranteed) with no refrigeration and no preservatives what so ever.

Really
How so?

luccicouture:
without hesitation my mum will ask me to return, but that will be a burden on her + my child

Lucy
you better be a burden than a dead meat

universityfailu
First you are what you think of yourself .
start by aiming high what do you want to do with a second class degree in nigeria at the moment
you can be all you want if only you try
cc;
Ymodulus

[quote author=edwife post=45024923]I drive with shoes but not my high heels. I can't drive with my high heels on,especially my court shoes. [/quote

court shoes kwa 16 inches
mama wey no gree chai!
enjoy ya life o jare