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RomanceRe: What Were D 1st 5 Tins Dat Got U Trippin 4 Ur Guy/girl? by zerocool(m): 7:46am On Aug 30, 2008
$$Rhino:
u mean she was walking around with puccy not clothed?
tope2000:
maybe her pussy is shaped differently from the rest of the girls
Yeah sure, the pussy is different. I did Nice pants, Can I test the zipper? , If that is what you both want to hear.

@$$Rhino

Ur girlfriend has onion ass? that's something u should worry about, cos after sex,guess ur room won't need any airfreshening--(foul).


***I am actually quite pleasant, till i'm awake!!!!
RomanceRe: Have U Got Game?(guys Only) by zerocool(m): 4:28am On Aug 30, 2008
@Rilla64

Its a known fact among playaz that when a guy "courts" a girl, he's hinting that he's interested in a "long-term relationship",  or even marriage. If the girl is also interested in marriage, what does she usually do? Right, she turns up the heat, and makes the man really work hard to "get her". I mean, how else can she "be sure" that he's serious?  On the other hand, if a man does not do all of these typical "courtship" things, it changes everything. It's often confusing to a woman. And if the girl knows that the guy is also able to attract other chicks, it creates a challenge in her mind. The guy gets the sex and with that will even have the option of a long time relationship or casual sex friendship. What a bumpa package, or better still have sex with her and move on. Just sharing some most-know by playaz and playa want to-bes'. Bn a playa: "Its a game and skill, doesn't just come overnite, u build it over time".

Girls are like PiaNoZ* WhaT you get out of them dependz on how u pLaY them*
RomanceRe: Playerz Corner (strictly 4 Playaz) by zerocool(m): 3:46am On Aug 30, 2008
Yongeze:
self proclaimed players are usually the guys who have to settle for the ugly fat chicks, no wonder they dump them all the time.
Dis just beef talk my friend. Gush! one of those player haterz. If u don't know, players neva settle for less, like how super-wussies do, when they get fed up by a girl's childish antics. Playaz play the hottest,charmest around them. Very much used to the system and becoming sort of like a game, sometimes competition, See who brings down the so-called hottest girl in class, on campus (fellowships included), even in the corpers camp. I believe its people,like you, who can't look a girl straight in the eye,that end up with a big fat monica. Guess you need some coaching lessons. Don't be shy dude, u can holla at any playa in dis thread, they will sure be glad to give u a helping hand.***

@CodeRed

Strongly believe you've not been played before, uh?
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by zerocool(m): 12:49am On Aug 29, 2008
Breathless by Shayne Ward, so HoT, can't even get a free download on e-snips.
RomanceRe: girls and older men by zerocool(m): 11:58pm On Aug 28, 2008
am_adeolu:
why do girls prefer older guys? undecided
The reason why most guys prefer younger girls,dude.
RomanceRe: Playerz Corner (strictly 4 Playaz) by zerocool(m): 11:16pm On Aug 28, 2008
Playaz diary!

-Got loads of female friends, about a score at last count.

-Have had 3 girlfriends

-Broke the 3 of them's heart (1 by phone), but we still get in touch with eachother.

-1 even used "What goes around comes around" by Timberlake as her callertune 4 me anytime I call.

-Bn trying to stop meeting new girls and try to"manage" the ones i've got, but i can't help starting up a conversation.

-Chicks i meet respond well and 99.9% of them give me their numbers at first meeting. Most of whom call me after a while we've not spoken and I won't even remember meeting her.

-I tripped out 4 girls last valentines and each felt she was the 1 and only perfect date for me on that day.

-I guess why i end up having a g/f after each breakup, when i don't mean to, is because when i go meet a new girl, she sees me as a toaster, maybe because of my looks and everytin, don't know, and tend to want me to ask her out.


***Not my fault though, can't help it, guess playing is in my chromosomes, like beauty!
Music/RadioRe: Eko FM and Radio Lagos Go Online by zerocool(m): 10:22am On Aug 28, 2008
NAIJA4U. Just luv this Country!
BusinessRe: Help on Google Adsense by zerocool(m): 9:36am On Aug 28, 2008
I used my postal address and I got the postcard containin my PIN about a year ago. I even got it twice cos I requested for it again while I was yet to receive the 1st one, wasn't too patient.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly 4 Guys Alone by zerocool(m): 8:16am On Aug 28, 2008
benboa:
Well,i definitely have all the mentioned qualities, but im engaged. You were late!
Why then did you post here"Dating and Meet-Up zone? Better not let your fiance find out. You can go along to the Music/Radio thread or Career thread or you want to cause a break-up and re-engage, Move along,g/f.


tee baby:
wetin self al that won wey una dey talk say,gurantee,assuranc,insurance bla bla bla.bone mi be fine girl,as in i ave everytin a could bee lookin 4.dint u here what jayon said he said he is askin mi out real life i no gree 4 almost 6 month .definatly he knows what is good,make una luck up mi na your girl. kiss
Then lets see ur pic then,maybe on facebook or wherever. Cos am not too sure of jayon. One man's food is another man's poison.

cheesy cheesy wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sistas Only:can You Be My Tru Love? by zerocool(m): 5:31pm On Aug 27, 2008
Bolo-Koncept.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For A Friend by zerocool(m): 5:29pm On Aug 27, 2008
Hey Dude, don't tell me ur lonely or alone too, whichever, posting ur phone numbers as ur signature and coming to the Dating and Meet-Up zone to reply to a sad lonely-home-alone-on-your-own, oyo lo wa, girl's post.

I hope she sees it and gives you a call. Best of luck!
RomanceRe: I've Had Enough Of Men! by zerocool(m): 5:24pm On Aug 27, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

The solution is right there beneath U, OH not where ur looking!

I mean ur Nairaland thread signature.

So follow ur signature advice, my dear.

undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dnt Disturb. by zerocool(m): 5:17pm On Aug 27, 2008
Hey Faiza, umm, sounds like Pfizer. cool

Well ur free to join in this DON'T DISTURB" thread, but I guess opslag created it so that you can only converse with a 1 person only and he/she must be the opposite sex.

Okay then,Faiza, U want to talk with me?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Lovely Girl That We Take Care Of Me by zerocool(m): 7:30am On Aug 27, 2008
Answering on his behalf, Straffs from dusk till dawn. Till death do 'them' part.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dnt Disturb. by zerocool(m): 7:25am On Aug 27, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

CHI-BABY had to take a nap or take a run, whichever!

Hey Opslag, neva mind, u'l get another chicka.

Guess tytylayor interrupted and chi-baby had to press mute. FUNNY,

Well,maybe u and tytylayor can continue the thread. I'd hang around.

Enjoy!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Secrets About Men And The Common Reasons Why They Leave The Women They Love. by zerocool(m): 7:16am On Aug 27, 2008
WHAT! mY EyeZ R AchEinG
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For A Friend by zerocool(m): 7:11am On Aug 27, 2008
Jennifer22, Eh Ya. sad sad sad

Guess you've been lonely for too long.

undecided undecided undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: one love by zerocool(m): 6:54am On Aug 27, 2008
Go To Cool Fm.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly 4 Guys Alone by zerocool(m): 6:48am On Aug 27, 2008
Shior! Guyz have become desperados. Wat assurance,guarantee and Insurance do you have about this girl in question. You haven't seen her before. U don't know her from adam, Ha, Na waoo.

You are just rushing to drop number like magas when u don't know in:

Assurance: If she is fine or has a good behaviour.

Guarantee:If she is crippled, handicapped or diseased.

Insurance: If she is not a witch.

I don talk my own ooo. Wish you guyz luck, Monumental.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Female For Stable Relationship by zerocool(m): 6:30am On Aug 27, 2008
Maka, Y?  huh

Marriage by photograph. You no get stay for barca? Wey u no fit come back naija find babe yourself.

Neways na u sabi oooo.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are You An April Born? Hook Up With Ur Birthmates by zerocool(m): 6:23am On Aug 27, 2008
Hey Y'all!!!!!!!!! APRIL 11th in Da HoUse!!!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: What Were D 1st 5 Tins Dat Got U Trippin 4 Ur Guy/girl? by zerocool(m): 7:44pm On Aug 26, 2008
HeHeHeHeHeHe

cheesy cheesy cheesy

(1) Her bosom
(2) Her Kakaa
(3) Tooto
(4) Figure 8 and
(5) last but not least Her Hair.

HeHeHeHeHeeeeeeeeeee, Cheesy.
CareerRe: Back To Nigeria After Medical School? by zerocool(m): 5:32pm On Jul 20, 2008
Well Well Well,

All Well Said. Really find this post an interesting one for Med students in Naija like me.

I have my opinion concerning this issue, but it's quite enlightening reading opinions of Doctors both here and abroad.
TravelRe: Woman Dies In Visa Queue At German Embassy by zerocool(m): 5:08pm On Jul 20, 2008
Sad Shame!

Well she would have been better off staying in Naija and asking the daughter to bring the grandchild down here.

sad sad sad
CelebritiesHow Much Does Dbanj Earn Per Week. Is It Up To 20 Million Naira Per Week by zerocool(op): 12:32pm On Jun 16, 2008
How much does Dbanj earn per week. Is it up to 20 million naira per week

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