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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:14am On Feb 09, 2023
Fiverr reviews from old Nigerian level2 account and available
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:08pm On Feb 07, 2023
$18 review for sale Nigerian account
Autos / Re: I Can Never Spend 2m On A Nigerian Used Corolla, Even If The Owner Just Bought by Zhirinovsky: 7:09am On Jan 02, 2023
Gear lever looks like phcn-gen changeover for face me I face you.

The interior can bore you to death on long distance travels.

They keep shouting "fuel economy"! Una no wan dey buy fuel for una motor

Smithkline200:
Very boring car.

Bought the toks in 2017 for 2.2.
Used it less than 6 months and sold it.

I'd rather a Matrix than that Corolla.
Car is super boring.

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Software/Programmer Market / Ccc by Zhirinovsky: 8:28pm On Dec 28, 2022
Travel / Re: Lonely Part Of Canada No One Bothers To Tell by Zhirinovsky: 4:39pm On Dec 13, 2022
You people are funny.

You can immigrate to the UK or US today and still not be able to access their medical facilities tomorrow if you have a heart attack due to cost and absent of health insurance.

You people don't understand Jack. Na person wey never travel or never mingled with people who were born and raised overseas japa dey freak.

Lemme burst your head small. Your kids have a higher chance of attending university if remain in Nigeria than if you japa to US or UK.


MufasaLion:



You still don't get it. And stop drifting away from reality. Even Buhari will likely die if he should have a heart attack! Can the National Hospital handle it? No!

Mr. Osinbajo had a surgery in a private clinic in Lagos and it was celebrated. Shame!

Go and read my first comment and digest properly, this time, slowly!

And no, I'm not glorifying the developed nations, it's just the reality.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 12:29pm On Nov 21, 2022
Same here. At a point I had the conclusion It was because I run a Nigerian account but there are other Nigerian accounts making it big on upwork.

Maybe buying some reviews will do the trick. I just lost.

The issue is definitely not my proposals because my proposals by God's grace had more than 60% conversion rate on fiverr Buyer Requests.
Emeraldfynest:
Hmm, sometimes it's a game of numbers too. I've applied every strategy I know, even took a day to rewrite my profile overview, I even read my proposals to myself after writing and ask "why don't clients hire me"? angry
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 4:15pm On Nov 20, 2022
I sent you a mail.
Please reply sir.
Joseph1505:


Lol, Fiverr is not dry, make use of email to rank up you will run from excess orders
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:23pm On Nov 19, 2022
Thank you s much.
erjo:



Contact fiver CS, they'll help u out

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 12:39pm On Nov 19, 2022
Please who knows how I can get the fiverr promoted gig option. I will like to subscribe but can't find the option on my page.

I meet all the qualification criteria.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:08am On Nov 19, 2022
$10, $5, $50 reviews available for sale.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:05am On Nov 19, 2022
Please I want
arcahmad:
what mattters is your impressions and clicks. The answer is definitely yes
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:04am On Nov 19, 2022
But will getting impressions and clicks from social media that will not turn to orders get the gigs off the last search page?
Akinsete19:
interested, hope it's not bot? The last time I paid someone she used hot, and lied that it's social media. After a week, my gigs were derank further.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 7:42am On Nov 19, 2022
$25 review for sale.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:25am On Nov 19, 2022
Will the gigs positions come up on search page result? Like the first one or two pages.
arcahmad:
l can help you rank it, but not free atleast pay for my time and data, because it can take me 1 week. In one week you can get 2000+ impression with over 20 clicks and possibility of many orders. If you are interested let me know. N.B. l will not ask you your password.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:00pm On Nov 18, 2022
Roughly 300 impressions with only 1 click
arcahmad:
l mean impressions and clicks
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 7:06pm On Nov 18, 2022
Yes, all my gigs have been on the last search page.
arcahmad:
How many impressions and clicks do you have? Does it drop?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 3:59pm On Nov 18, 2022
How do I get the promoted gig option please? . I can't find it on my fiverr page.

I am a level 2 seller, 4.9 star av. with 3 gigs having more than 20 reviews.

Who can help or knows more on how to get the promoted gig option please?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:22pm On Nov 14, 2022
Does anyone has reviews for sale here please?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:22pm On Nov 14, 2022
You still have reviews for sale?
Besto:


You will be needing above 10 reviews,

But you don't need to get it to 100%

Just do it to 92% and free it.

60 days after the late order that brought it down it will reset back to 100%.


By the way I got review from 10 different accounts.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:05pm On Nov 14, 2022
Still available?
graphics107:
$5 Fiverr review available. Naija seller account. Holla if u need. Sweet rate
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
Still available?

I need reviews urgently please.
tshabalala:

I have $10 and $20 for sale on USA seller account
Family / Re: The Cousin My Mum Brought To My House Has Destroyed My Son by Zhirinovsky: 12:11pm On Nov 08, 2022
While you take care about of it. You have to let your husband know. Its better you let him know now than him finding out from another source, maybe your son later on in life. Then you have committed 2dire offences.

If you don't tell your husband for him to contribute towards helping your son in his own way from ending up a full blown gay and your son repeats this act again I will future. This story will come up and your may not stop at throwing you out then, believe me he will cut off your head.

Your cousin needs to go to jail. This is the worst he can do to you and your family. Most importantly reporting your cousin to the police and ensuring he gets locked up will teach a life long lesson to your son on what awaits him if he trys such with someone else I will his life. This will help him break free from homosexuality.

Homosexuality is a spirit which is transmitted by homosexuals to innocent boys nowadays.
Take your son for a deliverance in a good church.

Let your son know that what your cousin did was a demonic initiation and act and he needs never to ever think of doing so again lest he becomes the property of demons.

Let his brother know also so he also will keep an eye on him.
loliapoopy2013:


Am confused and don't know what to do. As am typing this message, am crying and devastated, my heart is broken into bits.

I have 2 sons, aged between 10 and 14. I have refused to live with any maid up till this time, fearing they might be abused.
Am into confectionaries, so despite my stressful business, I manage my boys as my husband works offshore.

A month ago, my mum brought a 19-years-old cousin who looks like a 14-year-old boy to assist me in kneading dough. I panicked because my husband has warned me never to bring any relatives to his house. But because he is a boy and my relative, and was very industrious, I never thought of anything evil, I let him stay.

Yesterday was my birthday, I didn't want to celebrate, but my friend brought me a cake which motivated me to go to the market to get goat meat for pepper soup.

According to my friend, immediately after I left the house, my 10year old son went to take his bath, and that's when my cousin followed. Not liking their movement, she went and peeped, and behold, she saw my cousin having anal sex with my 10-year-old son���. She started banging on the door and they immediately started taking their bath, pretending as if nothing happened.

My friend told me as I got back. I confronted my son about why did he not tell me. He said my cousin cut himself, drew out blood from his body, and warned him that if he tells anyone, he will die, fearing for his life, he refused to tell me. I asked him, why he didn't tell his elder brother, and he said his elder brother is always playing ball downstairs. I then ask him how many times have they done it, and he said almost 10 times. That at first he enjoyed it but he is beginning to feel pain and doesn't know how to end it. I ask my son to bend over, people! my son's anus is wide opened and filled with injury, ������

Please house, what do I do? These are my fears:

1. My son has been introduced to gay sex life by my evil cousin.
2. How can I help ( counsel) my son and rehabilitate him?
3. I might lose my marriage because my husband warned me to protect his kids from relatives.

I need advice from you guys please����������. Please, no insults. I will not purposely put my son in harm's way����.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 3:01pm On Oct 26, 2022
Thanks a lot
qtguru:


Try this format, list the tools and be specific, categorize your skills

I don't use Upworks fully but I notice applying at 5 in the evening works and attaching a lot of evidences tends to work a lot. I always attach videos, screenshots per proposals, most clients are too lazy to view your proposals, A client on reddit mentioned it.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 2:41pm On Oct 26, 2022
Yea, I do googlesheet with appscript too.

I have always been a fiverr person but fiverr is really becoming less and less lucrative.

Upwork has more jobs with better pay but I don't get a reply after submitting a proposal.

qtguru:


I think you need to diversify your skill and learn new tools. Excel is good, but most use Google Sheets and Airtable because of scripting, automation, and third-party integration with services.

You can explore multiple profiles, you don't have to be just a Power BI person only on Upworks, you can fulfil other skill-sets too, there are some skills you can do that just requires focus, and administrative skills.

Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 2:32pm On Oct 26, 2022
Alright, thank you.

What do you think about my profile please?
qtguru:


I don't know of any.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 2:11pm On Oct 26, 2022
Can you recommend any trusted payoneer exchanger here please?

Is there any here?
qtguru:


What are your skills and share your profile. This is a matured space
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 2:10pm On Oct 26, 2022
Please don't quote this msg so I can remove it afterwards.

qtguru:


What are your skills and share your profile. This is a matured space
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 1:21pm On Oct 26, 2022
I have been trying to break into upwork for 2 months now but to no avail.

Sending well written proposals to jobs I can do � but winning none.

It is very frustrating.

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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 1:18pm On Oct 26, 2022
Can you recommend a trusted payoneer exchanger here please?

I want to sell some payoneer funds.

Cc @codedboy95
qtguru:


Yes, and no doesn't work on anything yet
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 12:44pm On Oct 18, 2022
Thanks, I sent you everything on WhatsApp
Jaycobbs:


Share screenshots of your last three proposals and the jobs you applied for.

That should better help with what you need to change.

Share the link to your profile too.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Zhirinovsky: 11:37am On Oct 18, 2022
Please House,

I went back to my upwork account after roughly 2 yrs, made some profile improvements and started submitting proposals.

I have submitted more than 20 proposals to jobs I am � qualified for but haven't even landed a simple interview.

Please am I doing anything wrong? I am yet to make a first sale on upwork. Do I need to buy a review before I start getting noticed?

Please someone should help. It is getting very frustrating.
Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Zhirinovsky: 12:51pm On Oct 17, 2022
My sumec firman won't start. The rope is stuck inside or something because it can't pull out.

I just checked the oil and it wss very low almost empty.

Please if I refill the oil will it be OK or has the engine knocked?

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