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Politics / Re: Chukwuma Ochonogor: We Are Offering Nigerians 6 Million Naira Loan Within a Day by Zhirinovsky: 10:03pm On Apr 07, 2020
This is one of the worst finance house to go for a loan.

They don't support LPO, only give salary loan or request for crazy collateral.

For a loan of 2 million you must bring a car worth 4 million and in clean condition.
TonyeBarcanista:

Source: https://headlinenews365.com/covid-19-we-are-offering-nigerians-6-million-naira-loan-within-24-hours-rosabon-financial-services-md/

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Business / Re: Vbanking Giveawaycash by Zhirinovsky: 2:46pm On Apr 05, 2020
1000626790
#ClubVgiveAwayCoronovirusMustGo

sunnysunny:
Hello,
Welcome to Vbanking.

Tell a friend to tell a friend that we will be sharing 500k free money to 50 people by 1pm tomorrow. But we are only doing it strictly on the V banking app. So we are giving you guys enough time to download Vbaking app and open an account with referral code OAHYM . Download vfd Vbaking app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.vfd.app
After you successfully open an account with the refferal code come bank here and comment on the post #ClubVgiveAwayCoronavirusMustGo and drop your vfd account no. We will credit the 1st 50 people
Business / Re: How To Create A South African Paypal Account In Nigeria(netwyzblog) by Zhirinovsky: 4:27pm On Mar 27, 2020
Please Do I need south African ip to create and run it?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 11:03am On Mar 26, 2020
Nigeria
Kissingerright:


Which country?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:26am On Mar 26, 2020
I already opened a personal PayPal but it can't receive funds.
Kissingerright:


I can help you create a Personal PayPal account for just 2k.
Can send as friends and family and goods and services.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:26am On Mar 26, 2020
How will I be sure that the information on the pdf will work 100% with no risks?
Caleycash:
Can help out, I have a pdf on how to set it up, but on a token... pm me
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:19pm On Mar 25, 2020
Hello house

Please I need help on how to open a paypal account I can use in receiving money from freelancing website.

I just opened one only to realize it is a personal PayPal account and can't receive funds.

Please help, it is urgent.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 7:42am On Mar 17, 2020
I didn't buy reviews before it happened. I did after it happened because I thought good ratings could fix it.
Mariomadiba:

A lot of sellers are currently facing this issue. It happens when you buy reviews. The problem now is, I’ve not seen anybody recover from it. Fiverr is mad these days
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 8:49pm On Mar 16, 2020
My gigs have been stuck on the last search page for 3 months now.

Please who can help with how I can get them out of the last page. embarassed

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Business / Re: Local Straw Hat Needed Urgently In Large Quantity by Zhirinovsky: 2:06pm On Jan 27, 2020
I am currently in Tejuosho now, yet to see it. I need the producers or bulk wholesalers
okomile:
Yaba market by Tejuosho street. Federal place hotel, eko hotels etc
Business / Re: Local Straw Hat Needed Urgently In Large Quantity by Zhirinovsky: 1:32pm On Jan 27, 2020
Where in Tejuosho can I get them please?
okomile:
Yaba market by Tejuosho street. Federal place hotel, eko hotels etc
Business / Local Straw Hat Needed Urgently In Large Quantity by Zhirinovsky: 12:54pm On Jan 27, 2020
Hello,

We are urgently looking for locally made straw hats for immediate purchase.

Something like the one worn on the pix below.

Please get in touch if you have any info on where we can get it.

Family / Re: I Allowed The Devil Into My Home by Zhirinovsky: 11:29am On Jan 25, 2020
In addition to the advices you will receive here I employ you to pray very hard against inordinate/immoral desires. I recommend you search through evangelistjoshua.com for the prayers. Pray mostly at night/vigils.

I recommend the above because you started experiencing the problem recently meaning you have always been this way.

The devil bombarding you with this lewd thoughts may have an end plan of be tying you caught in the act and disgracing you out of marriage.
Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you

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Business / Re: I Need Someone In Tradefair Lagos by Zhirinovsky: 1:26am On Jan 25, 2020
There is a list of items I need to find the importers and their best price. Qty is much
fffolly:

What do you want?
Business / I Need Someone In Tradefair Lagos by Zhirinovsky: 8:54am On Jan 24, 2020
Please I need someone in trade fair for a quick enquiry and possible business.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 6:09am On Jan 22, 2020
Thanks a lot
smokers:


It's not possible bro. You need to pay. Though you can pray and hope
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:26pm On Jan 21, 2020
Please how can I get upwork connect without paying? I am yet to make a dime on upwork.
Religion / Re: What Are True Christians Doing About The Alarming Rise Of Homosexulity In Lagos? by Zhirinovsky: 9:06am On Jan 17, 2020
I didn't say same sex school. I said same sex boarding school.
Say whatever you may. It doesn't change the fact homosexuality is purely demonic. Anybody currently under chains of homosexuality should run to God, pick up his armour and fight this evil demons of sexual pervasion. Destroy their stronghold in your life through the power in the name of Jesus. Put on the whole armour of God.

This is one of the types that should be casted away through fervent praying and fasting.

I recommend marathon deliverance week in week out in a true Christian church. If you are determined, the Lord Jesus will help and deliver you.

May the Good Lord Jesus, help and be with us all.
earthsync:


So chances of you become gay if you'd go to a same sex school is 75 percent

You know athletes bathe together dress up in the same locker room, right? So if you were an athlete or your child is an athlete what are his or her chances of becoming gay? smh

You know one thing with most people in this part of the world? They see something they don't understand (even though there are a lot of explanations on the internet why these people are who they are) like in the case of these people who are gays, they quickly attribute to something diabolical and end up being homophobic in the process smh
Religion / Re: I Need Someone To Explain My Experience Last Night by Zhirinovsky: 1:26pm On Jan 16, 2020
You better don't. That's sorcery!
Mcuzy:
Thanks I'll do so right now
Religion / Re: What Are True Christians Doing About The Alarming Rise Of Homosexulity In Lagos? by Zhirinovsky: 1:16pm On Jan 16, 2020
My brother I weak. They are multiplying every day. Even in churches. It seems like a spreading virus. We all should watch n pray and run away from all appearances of evil.

I pity anyone that sends his child to a same sex boarding school. There is 75% chance that child will come back a homosexual.

May God help us all.
aadoiza:
Unilag used to be the breeding ground for these animals back then, and now they abound everywhere. I was shocked when one stylishly approached me a few years ago in Agege of all places and almost lost my temper. I still thank God he didn't touch me 'cos I was already picturing how i was gonna clobber him in the throat. After all, a dead man is better than a gay man

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Religion / Re: What Are True Christians Doing About The Alarming Rise Of Homosexulity In Lagos? by Zhirinovsky: 9:09am On Jan 14, 2020
Amen
1Sharon:
God will rise up an anointed one to cleanse the land.

They will be burnt in a sea of holy fire.
Religion / Re: What Are True Christians Doing About The Alarming Rise Of Homosexulity In Lagos? by Zhirinovsky: 9:17pm On Jan 13, 2020
It says the number is not on whatsapp

Can you send a dm?
Sukueponmaluu:

Please contact me via my signature
Religion / Re: What Are True Christians Doing About The Alarming Rise Of Homosexulity In Lagos? by Zhirinovsky: 6:02pm On Jan 11, 2020
How does it work please? You will like my gig 200 times?
Sukueponmaluu:
Hello, I sell Fiverr gig favourites . How do I contact you?
My original account is on ban and that’s why I couldn’t respond to your mention .
I sell 200 favourites for 500 naira only.
You can buy as many as you want.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:35pm On Jan 11, 2020
Hello

How do I buy gig favourites please?
Sukueponmalu:

It’s happening to literally everyone I know.
You did nothing wrong .
Happened to me too, but my gigs were returned to their original position after I bought plenty gig favourites.
Might be sheer coincidence anyways, who knows.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:41pm On Jan 08, 2020
Thanks
blizzers:


Experience..Yes

But if your ratings didn't drop drop..then (village people @ work) Lol, just kidding.

Remain calm... you will be back at your former position....
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:40pm On Jan 08, 2020
What's gig favourites please?
Sukueponmalu:

It’s happening to literally everyone I know.
You did nothing wrong .
Happened to me too, but my gigs were returned to their original position after I bought plenty gig favourites.
Might be sheer coincidence anyways, who knows.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:30pm On Jan 07, 2020
Please are you speaking from experience?

My ratings didn't drop prior to this.

This is so disheartening. More than 2 weeks now no new order.
blizzers:


Am very sure your ratings have dropped, reason you’re on last page. You will need wait at least 50days to get back to front page provided your ratings improve...

Advise: Don’t bother edit your gigs, you might be flagged and your best selling gig will be taken off the platform. Best Wishes
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:28pm On Jan 07, 2020
Not really.
There are many Asians on the first page in my niche. Although more American and European sellers have also flooded the first page.

What I want to find out is if there is anyone here who have experienced having his/her guys thrown to the last page before? Did the gigs bounce back? Did you do anything to aid the ranking? How long did it take?
etebefia:
Like I said it's systematic, you will still have your gig available but won't be found when you search with related keywords.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:40am On Jan 07, 2020
You mean outright removal or relegating them to last search page?
etebefia:
Who else have noticed the systematic removal of non-american sellers from fiverr search engine?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:46pm On Dec 25, 2019
My ratings didn't drop. I was just promoted to level 2 sef.
50 days? God wont let it extend that far.
blizzers:


Am very sure your ratings have dropped, reason you’re on last page. You will need wait at least 50days to get back to front page provided your ratings improve...

Advise: Don’t bother edit your gigs, you might be flagged and your best selling gig will be taken off the platform. Best Wishes
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:23am On Dec 25, 2019
Is there anybody who has experienced this in the past? How was it resolved? Did the gigs leave the last page after sometime without you doing anything?
Zhirinovsky:
My gigs were sent to the last search page since over one week now. They use to be on the first page. I have not gotten a new order since then. Please who knows how I can get my gigs off the last page please?

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