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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:21am On Dec 25, 2019
Do you have any solution in sight?
mrphysics:

Experiencing same problem. Lol
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:10am On Dec 25, 2019
My gigs were sent to the last search page since over one week now. They use to be on the first page. I have not gotten a new order since then. Please who knows how I can get my gigs off the last page please?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:15pm On Dec 20, 2019
Do you have a foreign fiverr account?
Xbee007:

We can do trade by barter cause I also need one.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 1:56pm On Dec 20, 2019
Please I need reviews preferably from a foreign account.

Contact me ASAP if you have for sale
Properties / Re: Our Tenant Refuses To Vacate Our Apartment After About 10 Months Quit Notice! by Zhirinovsky: 8:56am On Dec 20, 2019
Op, don't listen to any advice here telling you to use force, police, soldiers, remove his roof, etc. These are just illiterate kids typing from their backyard.
You have done well by giving him the statutory 6 months notice. You are the cause of your problems sef. Why the delay? Rush to the magistrate court with a lawyer and the signed agreement you had with the tenant in the mediation center. The magistrate will then enforce it.
If you use soldier, when the case starts, nothing consigns the soldier o, police, etc na on top your family head. You should had involved a lawyer from the on set. The next step is the magistrate court abeg.
WAECMATHEMATICS:
Good day all.

Please, I need your advice on one wicked stubborn tenant. My family gave this our tenant a quick notice since February this year 2019. As a matter of fact, the tenant and our family went to Lagos Arbitration and Mediation Centre. It was at the Mediation Centre that we both reached an agreement that he should leave our apartment.

So, we gave him 6 months quit notice in February, 2019. His previous house rent elapsed that same February, 2019. So, for the 6 months quit notice we gave him, he didn't pay any money. He actually said he would need 6 months to search for another apartment at that meeting we had with him at the Mediation Centre in February. So, we gave him the 6 months for free.

The 6 months we gave him elapsed at the end of August, 2019. When the 6 months elapsed, he refused to vacate the apartment. So, my family went back to the Lagos Mediation Centre to complain. The Mediation Centre sent him (the tenant) a letter giving him 7 days ultimatum to vacate the apartment. At the end of the 7 days, this man refused to leave. My family complained again to the Mediation Centre and they said they would look into it.

After another 3 months again by last November, 2019, this tenant refused to leave the apartment. My family went back again to the Lagos Mediation Centre and one of the officials there said "So, the man has not left the house since?". We responded yes. At the Mediation Centre there, they said something like they are incapacitated by the law to take any action.

This is December now going to an end. The tenant is still in the house. He has refused to vacate the apartment. It's about 10 months now living in our apartment without any payment. He has refused to leave.

The apartment is a 2 bedroom flat in Aguda Surulere, Lagos. The tenant's name is Mr Chigozie Okongwu James.

We don't want to take law into our hands as it seems there is no solution to the problem through the Lagos Mediation Centre. It's about 10 months now!

What can my family do to get the man ejected from the apartment? Your advice are welcomed.



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Health / Re: Could It Be HIV by Zhirinovsky: 1:21pm On Dec 01, 2019
Lool... Don't be scared. From your explanation you don't have testicular tumor. You may have little testicular issues like vericocelle which is just a minor condition that is easily treated. Go to a hospital because early diagnosis a doctor treatment will prevent anything it is from progressing to damage your reproductive organ
orjah:
I'm scared bros because when i felt my testes,i felt something else like my intestine .something that is soft and has a curve. i check google and what i saw just scared me more. im scared of nigerians doctors,i am scared to do ultrasound. i am scared for any surgery. i am scared of the outcome,they will now open my testes and my below my ass line . i dont want any complications from nigerian doctors. hiv cant be present in my body .
Health / Re: Could It Be HIV by Zhirinovsky: 1:17pm On Dec 01, 2019
Check your testes thoroughly for any lump
orjah:
Hello nairalanders, i discovered something about me recently. I feel always hot. i mean even inside ac,fan,i feel hot always then there is this light itching i get . when the sun is out and very hot,my body becomes hot,my eyes feel like they are dry and heavy. i dont feel weak,sick or have any symptoms. infct last time i visited hospital is about 10years ago. Could it be hiv i have or something. I feel so scared. i do not have any symptoms like i said. but i am a new smoker to marijuana abt 3yrs now. sometimes i feel my body is hot,but it doesnt feel hot when i touch it. i bought drugs for maybe fever,but i did not see any difference. infct i can do work from 12 to 4pm,still do exercise,drink water, when the sun is out i feel like dying when im indoors,but when i go out i dont feel the heat much. I also feel slight pain in my testes esp the left side. i had been following some vigorous youtube home exercises on how to loose belly fat but recently i noticed my testes feel somehow bigger or is it that my intestine is inside my testes. I am very worried and i feel so depressed because i dont feel sick,weak,or anything but i have slight itches and my body feels hot every now and then. help me
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 11:55am On Nov 26, 2019
Wow!! 2 weeks!!! [quote author=SoNature post=84375209][/quote]
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 6:42pm On Nov 25, 2019
So I can withdraw from payoneer straight to my fidelity savings account?
How long will it take? And at what exchange rate please?
SoNature:
It's official: Payoneer is now charging 2% per withdrawal to bank as opposed to $15.

So, if you are moving huge funds (more than $750), you will not fancy the development.

However, for those withdrawing small amounts (below $750), this is good news!

Just go ahead and withdraw to your Naira account; Dorm accounts are no longer a must-have.

Freelancing from Nigeria is getting better with each passing day, most especially for the newbies.

Cheers!
Religion / Re: Your Untamed Sexual Desires Can Expose You To Great Dangers by Zhirinovsky: 1:11pm On Nov 03, 2019
Sir, can you share your story for us to pick a lesson or two from please.
mrchineke:


True, so many including me....

But that's life .... that's just life
Religion / Re: Your Untamed Sexual Desires Can Expose You To Great Dangers by Zhirinovsky: 1:09pm On Nov 03, 2019
My lil input

Sexual lusts and immorality can be tend by first recognizing that it is a spiritual battle. Always pray at midnight and pray against demons of lusts and all forms of sexual immorality. Fast often with prayers. Stay away from everything that will ignite lusts in you heart. Always meditate on the word of God. Apostle Paul said somewhere in the book of corinthians that when the israelites where on their way to Canaan, in a day two and a twenty thousand fell (died. (never reached the promised land)) due to the sin of fornication and he went further to tell us that that was for ours to learn the lesson of the consequences of sexual sins.

Finallydead:
This is the reason why sexual immorality is ever growing in christianity, were too legalistic about it, as in, we keep telling people to avoid for one reason or another but we never teach them practical steps to overcome. @OP what PRACTICAL steps do you recommend. We all know that sexual desire is such a bondage, highly insurmountable especially with the heavy pressure from today's lawless, immoral world. So arm the youth with workable knowledge and don't just say its by grace explain exactly how it works, thnx.

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Family / Re: Since My Dad Died, I Think About Death Of People Around Me by Zhirinovsky: 11:21am On Oct 26, 2019
You really need to pray seriously over it. Pray against the spirit of death especially at midnight.

I had same feelings you currently have now and the worst happened. I lost the person dearest to me. I also have a friend that had such then and lost the people dearest to him. I didn't know God really then and never knew the power of prayer. If I did, I wouldn't have lost the person most dear to me.

Start praying against death every night at least 20 mins strong warfare prayers. The Lord will protect your lived ones and drive death out of your household.

God bless you.
Abetterperson:
Since My Dad Died, This Thing Happens To Me. Is It Normal. Please Help

Every since I turn 16 have been afraid of death but not for myself but for the people around me. Each time the people I love are not around me. I always think of how they will die and how the news will come to me. Have had dreams about it. My dad died when I was 14, I wasn't close to him but I felt it .... Is this normal or am I the only one

Please if is not, how can I stop it. It's getting out of hand, am unable to live my life properly now

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Celebrities / Re: Fan Fires At Peter Okoye: I Am Better Than You by Zhirinovsky: 10:41am On Oct 10, 2019
".... I don't have to share my money with anyone" see how this man sees sharing money with his own blood brother. Even if Jude doesn't have singing talent, is it bad for your brother to make an honest living out of your talent?? You and your twin can sing, your elder brother joined along as a manager thereby making a living out of your blessing and you prefer to keep all the money to yourself, hire a manger from outside and doesn't care if he is out of job.

People are mean! May God never place our destiny in the hand of any man!

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Hang Out With Peter Okoye In His Mansion by Zhirinovsky: 1:14pm On Sep 21, 2019
I am perplexed as well. How hm take do am?
princetom1:
Who dash Peter, hair? Surely na artificial
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:49pm On Sep 20, 2019
Who has fiverr reviews for sale please

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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 7:57pm On Sep 19, 2019
Fiverr reviews seriously needed please
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 7:47pm On Sep 19, 2019
I sent you a pm. Please reply!
awoofawoo:


My apologies for not being able to reply since, na Seun and his auto ban bot and mod dashed me something wonderful.


Yes review is available
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 3:12pm On Sep 09, 2019
Seems he has got none now
DerrickM:
@Awoofawoo he's legit...

Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 10:13pm On Sep 08, 2019
Ok,
When next will it be available?
awoofawoo:


Sorry Nairaland is removing URL from post. All the reviews were sold out this evening
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 10:01pm On Sep 08, 2019
How do I contact you? the url on your profile ain't working
awoofawoo:

Sorry I don't have foreign account. More just do bulk reviewsi sale after contacting you
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 9:48pm On Sep 08, 2019
Its not working.
Can you give reviews with different accounts? Preferably foreign account.
awoofawoo:
see my siggy
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Zhirinovsky: 4:00pm On Sep 08, 2019
I want to buy reviews please
awoofawoo:
Reviews dey o! If anyone need kindly see my soggy.....evaluation is around the corner, only limited units available. First come, first serve!



Mi o lo scammers avenue! Only serious buyers ni ko wole.....
Romance / Re: I Need Your Advice. Please Don't Ignore! by Zhirinovsky: 10:27am On Aug 10, 2019
Go into freelancing while you search for job
.choose a skill, learn it online and start work. You can use fiverr. Com, upwork etc
akinwale701:
Good day to you good people of Nairaland, I am in some form of confusion right now. I really need your advice about my personal issues which have been bothering my mind so far. It's about how I am going to do it (life) after NYSC. I am a 2018 Batch C Stream 2 Corps Member and my POP is slated for October 15th this year. Now, my fear is how life would be after NYSC. To be sincere, I am really afraid as I have a lot of people looking up to me (I have 3 siblings). I am the only one out of the 4 children in my family who is opportune to be educated up to tertiary level (I graduated from OAU, studied Management and Accounting with Second Class (Upper Division)). Lest I forget, I planned to save up to N200,000 during my service year and I have, out of struggling, saved a sum of N150,000 even though it has not been easy. The problem I have now is how to even spend the money wisely to yield more after my service period. I am currently serving in Osun State and I am based in Ibadan, Oyo State. Please, I need your advice on what business to do.
NB: I am not a lazy person, I can do anything LEGAL to make money. I only need the right business ideas and your candid advice. Thanks.

I'm sorry if this is not the right section to post this.
Crime / Re: CCTV Footage Of Househelp Forcing Faeces On Madam's Son by Zhirinovsky: 2:07pm On Aug 05, 2019
My brother, they don't have witch behavior, they are witches. 60% of house helps are witches no matter their ages.
Kendumazy:
Hmmmmm. I just look at people up there saying it's because of the way she was treated. No! Some just have this witch behavior probably because of their background and upbringing. Had a first hand experience where the housemaid was treated very nice yet she was deceitfully wicked. Pray you don't have such experience.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 10:52pm On Aug 01, 2019
Shit! NB N56, GTB N27 going to N20. Mehn the economy is further tanking.

The elite are pulling their money codedly from all sectors and investing in Dangote refinery(otedola started codedly 2-3 years ago(my theory though)) while foreign investors are running away from Nigerian altogether (thanks to Buhari and APC).

I said it last year, atiku winning was the only chance NSE had to rebound but to God be the glory.

My little advice, pull your little money away from nse and invest in any concrete business till further notice please. Shorting doesn't go on here! Let's live to fight again.
Business / Re: I Need Suppliers Of Processed Cashew Nuts by Zhirinovsky: 10:14pm On Aug 01, 2019
What's your location and average quantity per order?
tony231:
How many do u need and to which location do u want it at?
Business / Re: Is There Anyone Here In The Procurement Business? by Zhirinovsky: 6:12pm On Jul 26, 2019
Thank you for your message.
Where do you reside please?
Teel012:
I am not, but I don't mind having a discussion. I can learn and share with you the perspective of a photographer and graphic artist.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:03am On Jul 26, 2019
I got demoted during last evaluation and since then I have not received a single message from new buyer not to talk of an order. Please what can I do? I need to get my orders coming again.
Business / Is There Anyone Here In The Procurement Business? by Zhirinovsky: 7:28pm On Jul 25, 2019
Hello,

I need to connect with anyone in the procurement business. I just think having someone in the same business to discuss risk mitigation steps and experiences, challenges within the industry will be fantastic.
Religion / I Need Someone To Interpret This Dream Please by Zhirinovsky: 12:35pm On Jul 19, 2019
In my dream, I noticed a pointed spot like a pin on my body and I started pulling it out. I ended up pulling a long broom stick from my body. I noticed there were others still present in my body and I continued pulling them all out. Even from my chest, I pulled out a long broom stick.

What does this mean please?
Romance / Re: Things Happen When Ever I Try To Have Sex. by Zhirinovsky: 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2019
Believe me if you go contrary to the instruction and commit fornication, you will regret even till the rest of your life.

Do you know the people that are in the bondage? What if it is your family? What if it is the bondage of poverty and only your success will set them free and you go and loose your destiny because of 5 mins pleasure.

Since you are comfortable, get married ASAP and run away from temptation.

God bless you.
Glory147:


I've had several upportuinities.. I can't begin to start counting..
If you living in Abuja you'll know a young man who can afford his bills does not look for sex, sex looks for him.

Some months ago, a girl left my house at about 2am because I refused to have sex with her... She was pissed off and said she can't sleep in same house with me without having sex.

Yesterday I turned off my phone because a girl was suppose to come pass the night at my place. We've been talking for about 3 weeks and she desperately wants the "dick" but I'm scared everytime I remember the dream.

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