Autos › Re: XYZ by Zhirinovsky: 8:12pm On Dec 20, 2020 |
I.3 buy am sef Anchor84: with 1.5m??i swear 1.5m cant land that car |
Travel › Re: 300k Paid. How Can I Get My Money Back From A Dubious Agent? by Zhirinovsky: 3:16pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
Since it is a scam, you can easily get your money back. Give him 3 days to refund you the money or face grave consequences. Take police to his place of work and report to the management. Benzoway: Hey guys, please I need more suggestions on how to go about this. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:05am On Dec 15, 2020 |
odizeey: Please does Payoneer accept NIMC slip? O was asked to verify again. The last one I did was not with my document. Try it and send them a mail stating that you have applied for your country's national id card and was told it would be ready in a month or 2. You will send them the main id was it gets issued to you. They are humans too. |
Programming › Re: Help Getting The Formulas Behind A Web Calculator by Zhirinovsky(op): 5:20pm On Dec 10, 2020 |
I sent you a pm please reply let me share the site link. I don't want to post it on a public forum. Thank you so much for your reply. etoluw: you did not add the site link. |
Programming › Help Getting The Formulas Behind A Web Calculator by Zhirinovsky(op): 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2020 |
Hello my people.
Please I need a programmer who can help me get the formulas behind a web loan calculator.
Lemme know if you can help please. I will share the website with you.
Please this is a matter of extreme importance and survival. |
Business › Re: China Importers, Please How Do You Do It by Zhirinovsky: 5:18am On Nov 29, 2020 |
Unless you have a contact in the govt, there is none. Get your dollars from aboki and run your business. Pass the cost to your client. If you keep on looking for a non existence official rate, you will be scammed. BEWARE!! That rate is meant for the Dangotes. sacajawea: Ok what is the Best way to get Forex (usd and RMB) cheap to pay your Chinese Manufacturers/Company and what payment system is the best and Safest, especially for a new importer? |
Business › Re: China Importers, Please How Do You Do It by Zhirinovsky: 12:11pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Who told you, you will pay 7.5% tax on every penny that enters your dorm account? That's not true, unless I am missing something here. sacajawea: I have been cracking my head on how to go about Circumventing the Foreign Exchange issue and other Challenges, only for me to find out today that I will pay 7.5% tax on every money that enters my Dorm account #sigh � Money involved is over a 100k usd, and i have to maximize profits as possible and Give a low price, Pls i don't want to lose this Deal. �
Chinese Importers and you seasoned Business men that travel to China, Pls how do y'all do it? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Zhirinovsky: 8:32am On Nov 15, 2020 |
God bless you sir nuttyhnic: Isaiah 14:12-14 How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken [/b]the nations!
From the beginning, the purpose of satan is to weaken Man to the point were he is totally useless.
Unfortunately for believers, satan has not done this using methods inferior to us. Rather he has used our own flesh and blood effectively to bring humanity to it's knees.
Now, Marriage is the only divine platform approved by God for sex.
Man is not designed to go about thinking everyday, everyhour about sex, sex, sex. Jesus said For life is more than food, and the body more than clothes.. Food and clothes are essentials to humanity, but today sex is top priority of our youths, even more than food and clothes.
The question is why is satan so interested in sex? And why does God hate pre-marital sex. Let us go back in time to understand the temple of old in Isreal where the children of God usually come together to worship God.
The temple was divided into different compartment but i'll use this 4 as a reference. 1. The outer court 2. The tabernacle of meeting 3. The holy place 4. The holy of Holies Something abominable happened in the tabernacle of meeting recorded in 1 Samuel 2:22 ; Now Eli, who was very old, heard about everything his sons were doing to all Israel and how they slept with the women who served at the entrance to the tabernacle of meeting.
They committed sexual immorality inside the temple of God at the tabernacle of meeting amidst other abominable acts. This wasn't an ordinary sin, it was directly supervised by satan to mock our holy God. To mock his temple, mock the act of worship, mock everything that the then holy nation of israel stood for thereby causing israel to sin. This abomination was enough for God to turn his back entirely and forever against his own people but our God is a wonderful and a mysterious God because according to Acts 7:47;
49‘Heaven is My throne, And earth is My footstool. What house will you build for Me? says the Lord, Or what is the place of My rest? 50 Has My hand not made all these things?’
Which means as terrible as the sin committed by Eli's sons he loved the world so much in other to protect us he sent his Son Jesus to die for our sins, and reconciliate the entire world back to him. Which means no more physical building or temple but instead a more deeper and spiritual one.
Do not forget this SIN committed by Eli's sons while we fast forward to the New testament.
The holyspirit made an interesting revelation through apostle paul in 1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body. 19Or do you not know that your body is the[b] temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you[/b], whom you have from God, and you are not your own?
That is the mystery of the old temple in Isreal with all it's different compartment is inside of man. E.g the tabernacle of meeting, the holy place, the holy of holies...etc. Man is actually divided into these compartment just like that.
Now when you give your strength to immoral sex, you have polluted the temple of God which is in YOU, just like Eli's son were laying with women in the tabernacle of meeting. The entrance of the holy spirit into your heart will be totally impossible because the tabernacle of meeting which is inside of you has been polluted by sexual perversion and just as God could not work with isreal through Eli anymore, God will also resist you at all cost. Brothers and sisters this is why sexual immorality is a DEADLY SIN against your own self, against your own temple.
No need to wonder why satan is so interested in polluting the entire world with immorality. Because no immoral human can see the Lord. For immorality to totally consume man, it needs to be constantly be repeated every day in his face. This will render him spiritually deaf, blind, weak, walking in total spiritual darkness. And this is what we see in the world today. Everywhere you turn your face too is defiled.
Satan has weakened the entire world through immorality. And the truth is immorality gives birth to all kinds of sin. I used to live in such sin in past so my advise here is simple:
Repent quickly before it is too late. No one is guaranteed of tomorrow. You die in sin, your problem has just began.
Jesus is all kind and all merciful when you repent. BUT what that same Jesus has in plans for satan and his angels and those who pollute the earth is pure disaster. Jesus will destroy without mercy at the end of the age. All authority has been given to Jesus Christ and he will execute judgement on all of them.
Jesus said in revelation 2 23 about those spirit who by her teaching she misleads my servants into sexual immorality and the eating of food sacrificed to idols. I will strike her children dead. Then all the churches will know that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deeds.
The grace of the lord Jesus be with us all Amen. |
Health › Re: Bad Breath Wants to kill me! Help! by Zhirinovsky: 7:35am On Nov 12, 2020 |
This flossing sef What about those that have tightly packed teeth? Can floss go in between such teeth? Won't it cut and get stuck there if atall it passes through. whela: To reduce or prevent bad breath: Brush your teeth after you eat. Keep a toothbrush at work to use after eating. ... Floss at least once a day. ... Brush your tongue. ... Clean dentures or dental appliances. ... Avoid dry mouth. ... Adjust your diet. ... Regularly get a new toothbrush. ... Schedule regular dental checkups. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:30am On Nov 01, 2020 |
What account? What really happened? Why was it disabled? sergi99: Hi Nairalanders.
My account got disabled awhile ago while trying to complete the verification process and I have no idea what will happen to it when I get it back.
Has this ever happened to anyone here?
How did you go about it? |
Business › I Will Buy Your Paypal Funds At The Best Rate. by Zhirinovsky(op): 3:59am On Oct 28, 2020 |
Hello,
I will buy your PayPal funds at N390.
We can transact face to face if you are in Lagos.
100% legit.
Please only legit funds. |
Business › How Can I Withdraw Paypal Funds Please? by Zhirinovsky(op): 1:54pm On Oct 27, 2020 |
Please how can I transfer money from my paypal account to my Payoneer account or to my nigerian dorm account.
Someone please help me! |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 11:40am On Oct 25, 2020 |
Keep on improving your skills no matter the niche you are in ; writing, graphics etc. Overlook penny jobs because they will drain you and believe me buyers that bring $5,$10 or sometimes $20 tasks are the problematic ones. They are on freelancing sites to exploit and do not look back when dropping a bad review. I have messed up some jobs where the buyers understood, came down and guided me on how to do the tasks or even overlook the money. These are high buyers (above $100 per task). DO NOT TAKE JOBS YOU CAN'T DO OH!! But all the problems I have encountered on freelancing sites were from penny buyers. The bottom line is that, do not be scared to quote that high price for that buyer. If they can't afford you, they should look elsewhere. Believe me at the end of the month you will end up with an improved income and time to acquire new skills. DkJay: This is really awesome. Thanks for sharing.
So what you are advising freelancers to do is price themselves at their real value.
Using yourself as an example, what service do you offer, what's your price range, how long does it take you to complete the job, and how many jobs on average do you get per month?
I once approached Mr. Physics. I couldn't afford him. Does he mentor you? Would you be willing to mentor someone else? |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:50am On Oct 25, 2020 |
Freelancers especially Nigerians keep on short selling themselves to their own hurt. They keep themselves in poverty with their own hands.
I go through freelancing sites esp fiverr and I see many tedious and technical tasks being advertised for pennies. Python jobs for $15 and even $5.
Freelancers on desperation to land a job will quote lower than the amount the buyer originally put on the job request. This makes buyers believe they over quoted for the job and their subsequent request then comes at a very low quoted budget.
At the end of the day, the stupid freelancer suffers it. Remains in poverty because he/she will work 24/7 and at the end of the month has little to show for it.
Experience has taught me that it is more better for a seller to do one $150 job a month than 10 $20 jobs a month. In the former, you have enough time to focus on learning new skills, developing yourself or even pursuing another hussle.
A buyer will advertise a request of $50, choose you for the job only to come back and tell you someone offered something way lesser. In most cases they come back telling you the seller messed up the job and they had to cancel (seller looses; bad rating n cancellation).
Most of the tech jobs you do for pennies, the sellers re not even the end users, they resell at exorbitant prices cashing out up to 1000% profit.
I scan freelancing sites and I see skilled task that will take 1 week being advertised for $30.
Fiverr has even noticed the trend and relegates sellers with low price per order to the last pages. (they are looking money by your actions too).
When I was new to freelancing, I do almost any task for $5, $10 or $20. But I was frustrated when I work day in and night out but no tangible savings.
I learnt from Mr. Physics here, dude does 4 or 5 tasks a month and cash out over 10 times what I made from doing 15 tasks a month. |
Business › Re: Us Dollars No Longer Available For Sale by Zhirinovsky: 4:03am On Oct 17, 2020 |
Sold bro Mekurexx: Still available? Tried to message you but no contact on siggy |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:40pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
Oh! Thank God. Atleast, no more restriction homebase: Yes i did yesterday but i was told they don't have dollars at the moment even just $100. |
Business › Re: Us Dollars No Longer Available For Sale by Zhirinovsky: 2:24pm On Oct 12, 2020 |
I have dollars for sale in my Payoneer account. Contact me of you are interested |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 2:32pm On Oct 10, 2020 |
Have you tried withdrawing after that from any of their branches? homebase: I don't know what is wrong with GTBank. Just confusion everywhere. I message their GConnect handle about this i was told that i can withdraw inflow from any of their branches |
Business › Re: Get USD at official rate of CBN. Read T/C by Zhirinovsky: 1:27pm On Oct 09, 2020 |
He may even be gathering money to leave the country. This thread is just so annoying. Both the fraud and the person scammed. Uboma doesn't know the more time he wastes the more likely he's not going to get anything. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:36pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
I should but I don't have any need for a withdrawal now. Nsonaso: Just try and be the one to share the good news this time. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 3:25pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Please I hope access bank still allows dollar withdrawal from dorm accounts. I hope they are not doing this robbery gtb is doing.
Who can help me confirm? Please has anyone tried withdrawing dollar cash from access bank of late? |
Business › Re: GT Bank Stops Customers From Withdraws And Transfers From Domiciliary Account by Zhirinovsky: 6:41pm On Sep 23, 2020 |
The fact is that gtb does this to only ordinary Nigerians. Do you think the can restrict Dangote or Tinubu from withdrawing dollars from their dorm accnt?
After the lockdown I visited gtb and was disgusted on how they treat their customers. They pack ordinary Nigerians outside under the sun while they allow their high income customers into the bank without them joining the queue.
I think there should be a protest!! People that have gtb dorm account should organize themselves and March to their head office and demand their money.
This is wrong, no bank have the right to seize your hard earned money while the flex theirs.
This directive did not come from FG but from gtb. |
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Zhirinovsky: 1:26pm On Sep 23, 2020 |
Thank you. Jidonskii: No, you can’t link a bank account that’s foreign to the country your PayPal account is based in. The only exception is a US bank account |
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Zhirinovsky: 11:16am On Sep 23, 2020 |
Hello all,
Please I have a UAE business paypal account. I used my registered Nigerian company name in setting up the account.
Please can I transfer money from the account to my nigerian dorm account? Will it cause any problems from PayPal? |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:14pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Good evening all,
Please I have a UAE business paypal account. Can I transfer money from the account to my naija dorm account? Will there be any issues? |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 7:59pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
please how can I contact you? Ikiso206: Fiverr Review form nigeria account available. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:38pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
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Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:34pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Fiverr review needed ASAP please.
Foreign account preferred. |
Crime › Re: How Thieves Entered My Room And Carted Away A Lot Of Items Using Voodoo Or Charm by Zhirinovsky: 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
On the said night, did you have sex in the dream? Penflame: Early this month, unknown thief/thieves entered my room through the window late in the night and stole phones, device and laptop totally worth 132,000 naira.
My greatest surprise was I didn't or was unable to wake up throughout their operation until day break, and I'm someone that easily wake up from sleep at hearing slight sound or noticing slight movement.
Is it that there's a charm they do use for this kind of operation? If yes, how can it been neutralized to prevent such occurrence next time?
In what way can I apprehend this thieves? I've been unable to track the items.
Someone should please give me advice and suggestion.
Help move to front Page biko. |
Romance › Re: I Caught My Guy's Fiancee In Another Man's House by Zhirinovsky: 1:26pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
If you don't tell your friend, then he is not your friend and you don't wish him well. You can as well see something that will kill him and turn the other way. Whiteball: It's a bit lenghty so bear with me.I'm in my late 30's very very eligible for marriage but still single.Alot of friends in my circle are married but up close and personal stories coming out of their camp and experience av had in d past isn't encouraging ,so i just wanna have a baby mama(These lady's arnt loyal).
Pressure from Family n friends to settle but am not giving in. so this particular friend of mine(now a true definition of born again- i wont mention name) changed my mindset and promised to help me get a 'good wife material' through his fiancee.
I yielded and i reluctantly gave him d permission . I'v never met his fiancee one on one bc she stays in a different city and each time she comes visiting her guy am always busy but we speak on phone.She gave my number to her friend (my hookup) we got talking but i told her point blank that am a christian but not a born again like ur friend fiance -i club i drink socially but i dont smoke,to my surprise she told me same here! (hmmm red flag bc i was expecting otherwise since her friend was a born again). I told her no problem.
This week my guy's babe visited town ,i was very busy still but was able to meet them at d park when she was travelling back. she was already inside d bus when i drove in. she came down from d bus to greet me since passengers were still boarding ,she's beautiful i must confess with nice curves but was wearing all those long born again gown and holding a bible .I told my guy despite leaving 'd world' for us he still got good eyes,we laughed and joked she told me her friend(my hookup) is prettier i said wow cant wait to meet her.
Something strange happened,i noticed an old time friend in d bus which this babe was boarding we shared pleasantries and exchanged number he asked if my babe was travelling with them i told him she's my guy's fiancee not my babe he complimented her beauty also.
A minute later she said she doesn't wanna travel with this bus which they have already paid for again, she will rather wait for d next bus that her spirit isn't in line with d bus .. I was confused and asked her to explain she said she doesn't want to go wit this one bc she's having a strange feeling concerning d bus but i should allow my friend inside d bus already to travel with them its fine -It didn't make sense to me,if u think this bus will have an accident i should at least alert my friend to come down too she said i shouldn't worry.
My guy waited for her fiancee to catch d next bus while i left for work.
The next day was weekend and i decided to go visit another friend(lets call him guy B) of mine so we could hangout . It's a big compound with plenty room n parlour self contain.when we were about leaving the compound together i saw an eye catching figure come out from another apartment wearing bump short,transparent shirt that was revealing all her breast going to dry clothes on d ropes...Behold it was my friend's fiancee!!!.
I was shocked bc yesterday nite i called my friend to confirm if his fiancee finally got a bus and had arrived her destination he told me yes and thanked me for showing up and for my concern. Someone that was suppose to b in another part of Nigeria was in another part of d city ? . Immediately she turned and saw me,she was shocked n her clothes fell off her hands. I didn't say a word i just walked straight with my guy B to my car .
She ran towards me and drew me privately and said i should keep it privately she will explain on phone .my guyB confirmed to me that she came in last nite and that's her boyfriend apartment i refused to tell him anything tho.
The reason why she left that initial bus begin to make sense to me now.
I need advise please ,ordinarily i will look the other way but the guy in question is my very good guy and a born again christian engaged to her,weeding is two months away. The lady also according to him is supposedly a born again but this dressing stated otherwise... tho i didn't catch dem 'doing' oh. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 7:16am On Sep 03, 2020 |
I don't really know. But try it. Xbee007: Can someone use voter's card for the verification? |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 6:57am On Sep 03, 2020 |
See how you want to ruin your business. Apply for a national id, let fiverr know, tell them it will take a little time for the ministry to be t it ready. Ask them to give you a month to get it ready. ajasay3030: I don't have any of these. I'm thinking of hiring a graphic designer to help me forge one. I will print and glue it to a hard object, to make it real. Do you think this will help, or what other ways would you suggest? I only have my temporary (paper) National ID card. I have about $100 in the account that will be cleared in the next 14 days. The countdown began this morning, just after I got the verification message. I'm scared of losing this sum. Also, another offer is coming in soon. E jor, e help mi. |