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Jokes Etc / Re: Guess Which Tribeman In Naija Repaired This Car(hilarious) by zid82(m): 8:52pm On Aug 10, 2016
Haba! I see norin bad wit da joke. He nver mentioned a name. Besides what's bad with," Rand Lover"? It only gives the model a new name. Don't be surprise the company fit go by that name. Let there be no over emphases. Frank,carry on,words spoken are never meant to hurt;in comedy world.

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Education / Re: A Teacher Beats And Wounds A Pupil (photos) by zid82(m): 10:11pm On Aug 08, 2016
what is this? This is chai. Maka why? See as pikin back dey like butcher's table. This is a disgrace to NUT and BOE. I've always said ,'teachers varies'. Wetin dey pain me be say,name of the persin no dey. They should look into the critically. The both of them(accused and victim)should be critically interrogated.
Family / Re: The Law, The Husband, The Wife Or The Man, Who Is To Blame For This? (snapshots) by zid82(m): 10:01pm On Apr 06, 2016
The wife ofcos. She got paid by death. And God will vindicate the husband,cos he did nothing and never said a word.
Crime / Re: The Busting Of Ayokunnu Human Abattoir In Ogun - Graphic Photos by zid82(m): 9:45pm On Apr 06, 2016
Bastards,they should be butchered immediately. See their eyes like owl own. Chai! These ones no be human again o. Having a mind to kill ur fellow human.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Friend To Death For Sleeping With His Wife by zid82(m): 12:46pm On Apr 06, 2016
Careless projection on both sides. The devil don win again(ignorance). Baba God dey,and na e sabi d koko of the mata.
Education / Re: Student Slapped By A Principal's Secretary Is Dead by zid82(m): 12:39pm On Apr 06, 2016
Chai! Not so. This is bad. Hope say the man dey custody now? Rip dear.
Crime / Re: Man Sent To Prison Over Marriage Fraud (Photo) by zid82(m): 12:15pm On Apr 06, 2016
Yeye idiot. See me see mata wey no get level wey this monkey dey yan. He's even claiming right. Chai! Make them forget am for the prison wey him dey or better pay the money. Ole,thief. Na pple like dis dey make trust disappear.
Family / Re: 9-Year-Old Homeless Girl Feeds Feaces To Baby Of Lady That Rescued Her by zid82(m): 12:02pm On Apr 06, 2016
Its clear!You've not done bad helping out,but you've signed in for trouble. Look at it: she's brilliant,speaks phonetics,operates a washing machine etc,and you wanna tell me she doesn't know what a faeces is? Or that she doesn't know that the act of feeding on faeces is harmful? Not to talk of feeding it to a little child in hiding. She's on an assignment on your family. This is evil projection on your family if care is not taken. Take her to where she claim to have come from,if its schooling, you can still send her to school from there. But from or in your house,no way!May her wicked intention never succeed over your family in Jesus name. Amen
Family / Re: 9-Year-Old Homeless Girl Feeds Feaces To Baby Of Lady That Rescued Her by zid82(m): 12:00pm On Apr 06, 2016
Its clear!You've not done bad helping out,but you've signed in for trouble. Look at it: she's brilliant,speaks phonetics,operates a washing machine etc,and you wanna tell me she doesn't know what a faeces is? Or that she doesn't know that the act of feeding on faeces is harmful? Not to talk of feeding it to a little child in hiding. She's on an assignment on your family. This is evil projection on your family if care is not taken. Take her to where she claim to have come from,if its schooling, you can still send her to school from there. But from or in your house,no way. May her wicked intention never succeed over your family in Jesus name. Amen

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Politics / Re: Policeman Watching As Nassarawa Lawmakers Fight (Photo) by zid82(m): 9:42am On Apr 06, 2016
Shameless people. Abeg if ur papa dey among,no vex o. As for the police man,d man fit loose his job o. Wetin e wan do? If e do anything dia,na his job dey at risk;besides na dem put am dia. See as dem carry chair dey stone demsefs as if na wrestle mania dem dey do.
Jokes Etc / Re: When ATM Rejects Card From A Runs Girl. (photo) by zid82(m): 2:01pm On Apr 04, 2016
La wao,no be small mata o. I wish ATM(Alagidi Traditional Machine)go dey reject runs pple like so. D card wey d chick hold self na GTB card,cos e yellow.
Phones / Re: Tragic Day Turn Lucky Day by zid82(m): 1:47pm On Apr 04, 2016
Hhaha! You just signed in for an extra year. I'll advice u to keep the twenty K ,sell ur present phone and buy a cheaper one;then add the money to pay for the extra year fees when it strikes. Good luck.

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Romance / Re: My Conscience Is Haunting Me For Having Sex With A Teen by zid82(m): 7:20am On Apr 05, 2015
You no well. I no pity your at all. What's d possibility of you not giving the girl a wrong answer? Maybe the girl ask you about phrase and clause,you come teach her Joystick. When you dey kondolize her you no know. Now u dey panic. Here is my advice: go to ur self contain where you did the lesson,bring out the pen(joystick) u used to write the answer,and cut it off. Even bible tok am say,if ur eye go make u not to go to heaven,pluck it out. That's the remedy. Me sef na English Prof. You no pass ur subject well. As for the young girl,she's no more young,she's gotten two certs. Congrats

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Politics / Re: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by zid82(m): 12:21pm On Mar 31, 2015
Mchew! Rubbish. Na so dia secret go dey open. Na his father him want to frustrate. I just dey imagine,see as him jump out of his seat,like fowl wey wan lay egg. If na kasala he dey find,na d kasala go kill am. Shameless moo. Shapeless people. People wey selfishness dey dia blood.
Family / Re: See The 'Weird' Cake A Woman Gave Her Husband by zid82(m): 7:28am On Mar 23, 2015
Its not bad. Just that he'll be more liable to live long.
Crime / Re: Expelled Student Rapes, Beheads Girl In Minna by zid82(m): 7:17am On Mar 23, 2015
Why are they keeping him now? Make them slaughter him joo.
Crime / Re: Man Beheads VIO For Seizing His Cell Phone by zid82(m): 7:07am On Mar 23, 2015
I don't even know why they are still keeping the idiot. They want to make doe out of the case,before probably letting go. Make them slaughter the goat immediately,after the investigation.
Crime / Re: "I Know Where The Chibok Girls Are"-67Year Old BokoHaram Escapee Recounts Ordeal by zid82(m): 10:09am On Mar 19, 2015
Hmmm! This na chibok prison partial break. Odas no dey cry,wey na only she dem get companion on to escape?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Very Funny Classification Of Church Workers By Shoe Type by zid82(m): 7:14am On Mar 19, 2015
Hahahahahaha! grin. And na dis kind people they call God attention(d ones wey their shoe,no be here). While those with slippers,palms and sosa bata,are the church cleaners. Na dem God dey clean their heart.
Celebrities / Re: Derenle Looking Fierce With His New Locks, Shares New Photos by zid82(m): 7:05am On Mar 19, 2015
Wetin I wan talk self...? There are different classes of superstar,model,artist etc , with styles. And wen you're famous and rich,you do more good or stupid things;depending on your style. Mr/Miss(coz I dnt knw d title 2 use). Denrele,which be your style?
Celebrities / Re: Derenle Looking Fierce With His New Locks, Shares New Photos by zid82(m): 6:56am On Mar 19, 2015
Wetin I wan talk self...
Education / Re: Unilag Student Shot Dead At Amphitheatre (Picture) by zid82(m): 7:32am On Mar 18, 2015
RIP man. School politics is something else. Most times you don't blame them,some are born politicians. Here,it depends on what you deep your hand into. It has gotten to the extent of a do-or-die affair.
Agriculture / Re: FG Earmarks N600m To Compensate Farmers Affected By Bird Flu by zid82(m): 7:22am On Mar 18, 2015
Hmmm! Screw bird flu. Chai! See doe,see merriment . Them go flu the money. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Expensive Vs Cheap by zid82(m): 10:15pm On Mar 17, 2015
500 insecticide and Otapiapia 50,na dsame work dem go do. Infact tapia kill pass.

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Crime / Re: Woman Dies After Spending First Night With Married Man She Met On Facebook by zid82(m): 3:28pm On Mar 17, 2015
RIP
Politics / Re: Amaechi Alleges Plot To Assassinate Peterside by zid82(m): 3:09pm On Mar 17, 2015
Na today? E don tay. Political yamayama. if dem like make them finish themselves.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Alleges Plot To Assassinate Peterside by zid82(m): 3:08pm On Mar 17, 2015
Na today? E don tay. Political yamayama
Politics / Re: Nigerian MOPOL Fighting Alongside The Military In North East(picture) by zid82(m): 11:15am On Mar 17, 2015
You go fear shooting,bombing and roasting. Na electric and laser gun remain.

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Education / Re: Nigerian University Students Builds Car That Passes Int’l Evaluation – From ‘tuk by zid82(m): 10:35am On Mar 17, 2015
This is very good. Now is it bad if our gov
Education / Re: Nigerian University Students Builds Car That Passes Int’l Evaluation – From ‘tuk by zid82(m): 10:24am On Mar 17, 2015
This is very good.
Politics / Re: Over 90 Killed Many Injured As Suspected Fulani Insurgents Sack Benue Village by zid82(m): 8:39am On Mar 16, 2015
This is bullshit. I hate these people.

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