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Get her pregnant, before sending her packing, so that you don't loss all

pozehnani:
They don't match.
Zubby needs a fair and slightly chubby lady like me.
He needs an Igbo lady.

People like you always snatch your friend's husband in a slightest opportunity!!!

Buhari why

Starboytwo:
Definitely,that's not what happened.

Tell us your own side of the story

I prefer Yoruba, Igbo and south south to team up to form a country not division into pieces

Amuochicha:
I hate APC

I hate Nigeria

I hate pastors

I hate imams

I hate Tinubu

I hate buhari

I love you for saying that

laugh want kill me here! shoo for this 21st century?

no be Nigeria we dey? I just dey chew my meat with LIFE beer!

the only recruitment he has ever done after 6years in office, he will be fanning himself.

I pray it will works, because no approach seem to be working in Nigeria

The deceased, a Mathematics student described as a First Class material, reportedly drank a poisonous substance suspected to be Sniper.The deceased, a Mathematics student described as a First Class material, reportedly drank a poisonous substance suspected to be Sniper.The deceased, a Mathematics student described as a First Class material, reportedly drank a poisonous substance suspected to be Sniper.
Na all who died in school are first class material?

This guys may not even know reason for their death, God have mercy on us! maybe they struggling to get their NIN.

this court building is like secondary school structure, and if they should mention the amount spent on this project, u will be surprise/shock that the money can build a sky scraper.

Abokis with over speeding are like 5 & 6

I did not see any Biafra flag, have they changed their mind to be Nigerians?

What I am seeing coming is greater than that of yesterday! Better days ahead

This man ( Mr. Akpabio) had dried the state where he was the governor and wants to dry 9 states where he is the current NDDC boss! He need to be castrated

Are those relegating?

When there are the people killing government parastatal in this country, one it will also turn against you!

Pretenders, shading. Crocodile tears!

Corrupted bunch of Treasurey looter, if each of you have built a refinery in your state, we would have gotten ten refineries now! Stop taking glory on another man's success.

I became a sacrificial lamb for a man to be on the throne for just four years! My blood will never be wasted for nothing! Amen!!!

Fear women! I see the lady Nursing hatred with the mummy! Transfer of aggression!

There is hope for you!

hisgrace090:
Even animals in foreign zoo live better than this.

Nigeria is "zoo" chanters una food is ready.

This must a Biafra, whose leader is in exile!

After winning the senatorial seat, he will not go near the king again, he will rather prefer waving to the king!
Nigeria politicians are scammer!

Rip Mr john

He is still a boy!.
Let him grow up!

Gone are the days.. When boys were boys
I no fit laugh

Rules of football when we were kids

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2.The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over
6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
9.No offsides.
10.There is no referee.
11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.
14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.
16.To distinguish the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts .
17.3 or 5 corner kicks in a row equal to a penalty.
18.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

19.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.
Also....

A. 2 stones respresnt d goalposts.
B. It's always referred to as overstone when d goal is not clean
C. If d ball goes to hit an elderly person d ball is seized and all players must beg prostrating.
D. Head or tail when we toss d coin for which team would skin
E. Punctured felele ball is repaired with hot cutlass and rubber.
F. Later we started contributing money to buy balls to stop personal ownership.

However, you have forgotten that 11th commandment that says 'if you miss the ball, don't miss the leg'.