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vislabraye: See ur advise ?? So her father is human abi ? If ur sister sleeps on ur bed will U feel something similar ?
Don't give dat kind of advice Oh.

I'm just being sincere. She has been seing the warning signals and still went ahead to "sleep off" on her dad's bed? C'mon!

Y'all self-righteous peeps,eh? Some teenage bosoms na killer (esp. the big,tender,fresh,firm and juicy-looking ones). Wetin I dey talk sef? Let's get serious.
Puberty comes with self-consciousness. Most teenage girls can't bear to look at their n.udity (as they have been taught from childhood that doing so is dirty), talkless of allowing others do so. What kind of a teenage girls bares her bosoms without a "bra" in the presence of a grown up male(forget the dad factor) ?
Also,wetin she find go the man room? "slept off in her dad's room" (my guess,probably nude) sounds very dodgy to me. Abi,na one room apartment dem they stay? Was she drugged or something? What was she doing there that made her fall asleep and prevented her from making her way to her room?
Ok.Advice.
1) Your dada is human. If you are endowed,save that for the guys out there. You don't have to rub it in on the poor,old man.

2) Look for an elderly member of your dad's family that is RELATIVELY sensible and you can RELATIVELY trust. Don't tell your mum for now. You might wreck a union that has lasted two decades(maybe more).

As an afterthought,

3) Come to me ~winks~. Let's examine those features that would incite incest in a man for his own daughter.

It's always played on Wazobia f.m esp. during Office Palaver with Lolo1.
The title is something like "walo wela" and the name of the artist sounds like "munpy" or "numpy".
I really luv and nid dis song guys,so,don't disappoint me oh.

Anuoluwap: The second list is out on jamb site. But I can't see if i'm admitted cause this eksu admission they block road.

EKSU'S second admission list is out on JAMB'S website?Since when?

Haruna Lukman
Joel Obi(dude is a great,great guy)
Chrisantus(can't remember his full name now)
Vansekin(name eludes me as well,he is a goal keeper,great guy too).
Stanley Okoro(now this dude blew everyone away at the Under-17 world cup hosted by Naija in 2009,little Messi),e.t.c
Question is,where are all this guys?

homesteady: I just saw on AIT news that the match will not be shown live on TV. The rights owners,
Sportfive said Nigeria should pay a fee of $500,000 to broadcast the match! And BON said it's too expensive!
More details to come

$500,000 abi?ASUU is still on strike oh.Make them no worry.We go listen to Femi and the Gang for live updates.

yemi solar: First i have to ask you to clarify what you mean by ghost: does it mean just spirits (such as demons and angels) or souls of dead men?

The bible makes us they both exist. Only that the former are free to 'walk around' while the latter are confined to either heaven or hell at death-until they pick up their immortal bodies after rapture or white throne judgement respectively. It was this body that Jesus had at ressurection.

The jews just like most oriental religions believe in the existence of disenbodied biengs which Jesus did not deny their existence in his explanation. Remember the same thing happened when he walked on water and the desciples thought he was a ghost and he did not rebuke them for believing in ghosts but for their fear of ghosts.

Secondly, in the case of samuel: what nicromansers do is to acess the familiar spirit (demon) that walked with the dead and has all the information about him. It is this demon that speaks with their voice and give accurate information about them. But in the case of samuel, what the witch of endor saw was actually the real person hence her terrific cry that it had to be saul because what she was seeing was not one of her usual 'customers'.

Thirdly, do you believe that there is a spiritual world. If you do then who are those active in that world?

Finally, the HOly Spirit is also called Holy Ghost in some scriptures. So if you believe He exists, then you have to believe that ghosts exist.

To be a ghost,you must be dead.
Question is,how did this holy ghost die?Was he killed during the unsuccessful coupe de etat carried out by lucifer and his revolutionists?

Mr Troll: Funny thing is, they believe that atheism and evolution are one and the same thing. . .some people are just scared of educating themselves, its sometimes pitiful.

That is the big misconception.Imagine having to teach that dude Verbal Reasoning.
Jeezus!

Lordlexyy: You attempted to be intelligent. Tell me, since diversity of languages resulted from migration, where did the first language originated from and how did they come about. Since human and apes share common acenstor, i was wondering why the apes haven't been able to diverse a way to voice their age long language of expression.

Ok.
Verbal Reasoning Class.
Grunt is to pig as meow is to cat.
Meow is to cat as bleat is to sheep.
Bark is to cog as gibber is to ape.
That's the sound they make.The sounds you make also sound odd to them.Adopt an ape,train it and it would understand the sounds you use in communicating.Mix with apes and you would understand their gibberish.So,saying apes don't have an age-long language of expression is a grossly incorrect statement.
As I earlier explained,the sounds you make are no more meaningful than the grunts,cawing,meowing,e.t.c.The difference is that the sounds you make sound sensible to you.You can comprehend it.
It's the thing with theists and creationists.You all seem to think you are different from other animals.That is more delusional than the belief in an omniscient being.

Lordlexyy: You attempted to be intelligent. Tell me, since diversity of languages resulted from migration, where did the first language originated from and how did they come about. Since human and apes share common acenstor, i was wondering why the apes haven't been able to diverse a way to voice their age long language of expression.

Ok.
Verbal Reasoning Class.
Grunt is to pig as meow is to cat.
Meow is to cat as bleat is to sheep.
Bark is to cog as gibber is to ape.
That's the sound they make.The sounds you make also sound odd to them.Adopt an ape,train it and it would understand the sounds you use in communicating.Mix with apes and you would understand their gibberish.So,saying apes don't have an age-long language of expression is a grossly incorrect statement.
As I earlier explained,the sounds you make are no more meaningful than the grunts,cawing,meowing,e.t.c.The difference is that the sounds you make sound sensible to you.You can comprehend it.
It's the thing with theists and creationists.You all seem to think you are different from other animals.That is more delusional than the belief in an omniscient being.

Atheist on Nairaland,pls help me reason these matters since you believe in Evolution, and since you believe science and logic can explain everything. 1.how did the following animals evolve,from where and what time line a.Dog b.ant C.all kinds of Birds D.Whales and shark,we can include all animals and plants actually
2.What are human beings likely to evolve into 3.when are we expected to see ds changes 4.Can evolution explain the several kinds of languages we have in the world.5If humans are from Apes,why do we still have some apes(ok,natural selection didn't make them evolve,pls give a better explanation here)
More questions later. Please expplain these with evolution,science and logic.

These questions are quite funny,especially if the O.P is an educated grown-up.
It's a little wonder all atheists are ignoring you.These are 'beaten up' arguments often raised by creationists.Question 1&5 would be answered by Modern Biology for Secondary Schools.However,let me take the time and pain to educate you.

1)All life evolved from pre-existing life.All those afore-mentioned animals have extinct ancestor species.Fossil records of extinct ancestor species of animals are discovered on a daily.

2)No one can be exactly sure.But since the Bible contains every information you need,you could as well check it up there.Or better still,ask God-and remember to tell him to give you concrete proof.Science doesn't claim to be omniscient.

3)Again,no one knows.Maybe the guy who needs suya forever can help you with that info.

4)Another ill-thought argument.If a child was kept secluded from civilzation and people from birth,he or she would speak in indistinct grunts which would make sense to only himself or herself.Got the idea yet?NO?
Diversity in language is due to migration.

5)The funniest question so far.When living organisms evolve,they don't just change dramatically into different being(guess you are used to stories of a staff turning to a snake and water changing to wine).Speciation occurs.It's an organism changing totally into a new,fitter one.It's an organism undergoing changes that produces a new,fitter one.That does not mean it would cease to exist.

Overall,theists and creationists are funny people.Please,study a bit more.It is not demonic like your religious leaders would tell.Or better still,try using your head for a change.

sushieater: A man Should Better Himself (Wong Fei-Hung)

Any Jackie chan or Jet li fan should know the song I am talking about, cool song

Once upon a time in China.Cool You!

sushieater: A man Should Better Himself (Wong Fei-Hung)

Any Jackie chan or Jet li fan should know the song I am talking about, cool song

Once upon a time in China.Cool You!

free2ryhme: No peace for the wicked even in death. The bible is the tRue word of God

I have never seen such a worthless such a heartless and worthless comment in my entire life.
But of course,if you belong to a system that believes a father who plans and supervises the death of his only son is a benevolent almighty,your conscience and morality would be on a down-low.

R.I.P to the dead.S.M.H for theism.

free2ryhme: No peace for the wicked even in death. The bible is the tRue word of God

I have never seen such a worthless such a heartless and worthless comment in my entire life.
But of course,if you belong to a system that believes a father who plans and supervises the death of his only son is a benevolent almighty,your conscience and morality would be on a down-low.

free2ryhme: No peace for the wicked even in death. The bible is the tRue word of God

I have never seen such a worthless such a heartless and worthless comment in my entire life.
But of course,if you belong to a system that believes a father that plans the death of his only son is a benevolent almighty,your conscience and morality would be on a down-low.

No e-wars,please.

I've got all of the Power Rangers series and soundtracks in DVD and can write a detailed wiki for each of 'em...if that is a-whatdoyoucallitnow-talent.

jummieetosho: pls how sure are u guys abt dis merging stuff n as for dose whose name came out in d first list...wats d nxt,printing of applictn letter n all dat...or is it until wen d strike has been calld off bfore we can take d next step?

The merging issue is still under intense debate.I just left Ekiti today.As for the registration ish,I think you should just wait for the 2nd list for now.

Cutiemercie: So the current 100level students are gonna let us join them.....

Well,its not their decision to make,is it?

Any MBBS aspirant that is a non-indigene and has a composite of less than 63 should get ready for a change of course.
Nine more aspirants to be admitted for Medicine.
Plans are being made to merge this incoming set of freshers with the current 100 level.

Don't worry Sis. ,he'll be fine.Contact the nearest police station.They might try to extort money from you but at least they would "swing into action".




This is my problem with Ajebo kids.Big boy like that one no fit carry hin leg go school?
My primary/secondary school days ehn,if I hear say them carry you go school.Sebi na papa wey get car go dey drop hin pikin.

Religious peeps,eh?I've got an advice for y'all.Worry more about leaving your footprints on the sands of time here and less about the afterlife,whatever that means.

Be thankful that you have a life and forsake your vain and selfish desire for another one.

Napoli will prick that over-inflated balloon of arrogance that has enveloped Arsenal in the past few weeks

unuane1: A 20 years male family friend.......is helping the Anambra police state command in investigation .........as the police have already swung into action to unravel the circumstances surrounding her untimely death.

That man would be almost dead by now due to the EXPERT interrogation techniques of the NPF.No pity for him though.
Why is it that the NPF and its officers are always "swinging into action"?

R.I.P to the poor girl.

If only 'God' would careless about baseless frivolities like this one and more about the problems in the Middle East and that of our very own Boko Haram (problems that were created to save his defenceless and non-existent backside from going into the extinction it sorely deserves), then maybe, just maybe much more lives would be saved and planet earth would be a better place than it is now.

Ignorant peeps.Na theism cause am.The fact that the man's heart stopped beating does not CERTIFY him dead.

Lordave: Terry

Chelsea's physio,Eva Carniero.Hottest

nikky truth: What a cute twin! Thank God for the miracle!

There we go again.God takes all the credits for a Surgeon's hardwork.

Adedayo516: See wetin ASUU don do you...with that 10 hours I can make close to 100k in my Pops Phoneshop with my great marketing skills(and I aint even studying marketing; studying psychology). And BTW, Interesting Diary You've got there Pretty good at chess too(would check anyone with just 3 moves!!)

Is this an open challenge?

I'm an atheist through and through,however,could it have been a case of Human Parthenogenesis? ;DI'm an atheist through and through,however,could it have been a case of Human Parthenogenesis?

Lilimax: A cousin of mine has not been able to percieve smell/ odour for as long as she can remember. I noticed this condition recently when I visited her. Please what is this medical condition called. Is there any remedy to this medically? Please I need an answer from any ENT specialist asap.

If its from birth,it must have been inherited and there is little that can be done about that.
The name of the condition is Congenital(inherited) Anosmia.It could be as a result of an inflammation of the nasal mucosa(wall),blockage of the nasal passage or damage to the temporal lobe.It could also mean that the olfactory nerves have been damaged or severed.
However,she has to visit an ENT clinic for proper check-up and tests to enhance treatments,or at worst,management.A glucocorticoid nasal spray would also be of immense help.
(N.B: I am not an ENT specialist,just a medical student)