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simpleseyi: Mr man, pray that this happen to you if you are convinced it is a sign of prosperity. Only in jonathan's government, PhD holders are driving Dangote trucks, Masters degree holders are banks and eateries' security men, Bachelor degree holders are bus conductors, kidnappers and pipeline vandals.

If as a graduate, I have to choose btw driving Keke naped, pipeline vandalism, armed robbery, kidnapping and yahoo yahoo. I think I will choose either pipeline vandalism or yahoo yahoo.

Education does not enrich you. It enlightens you.

This looks like it's gonna be interesting.
#ijustdeyfollow.

Danhumprey: She no get b.reast. Why?

Everyone has inadequacies. That is why she mostly flaunts her back in pictures, to make up for the seemingly severely tape-like front.
#team mammaries...

§£xY•—•W¡†cH™:
Finally I get to know the full meaning of KFC. I thought it was Killing Fans Of Chelsea'

You carry beef reach here ni?

§£xY•—•W¡†cH™:
old joke.... na me introduce that giyf on nairaland... i no even bother click d link

Choi! Hard luck! Thingy really got me some weeks ago.

Harbosede02: Dis is wat sum pple don't knw and will neva knw!NO GURL IS UGLY!!!

By their fruits (comments), you shall know them...na play I dey play oh.

The look on the face of that girl in Ihenacho's street that dumped him because he does not know anything else apart from football.

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Ori ti o ba ma je iko, ko baa de akoto, a bo, a teri sile, a je iko gbigbona.
This mexicans took a 6-1 bashing earlier and they are here for more?

Ok. Is voting still open?

Vivly: OP = Oh Please!

Your sense of humour na die.

candygosh: Why stay in an abusive relationship.

I love the word you used. Abusive. I am not an advocate for men who hit their spouses. But I wanna use this medium to appeal to the women and ladies that give their spouses a vicious tongue lashing at the slightest provocation. We know the average nigerian female wants to prove she won't stand for bullcrap by using her most lethal weapon- that razor-sharp tongue. But before you start pouring all those invectives you learnt from mama, pause for a minute, dude might have actually grown up watching WWF, ECW and TNA (TNA dudes are exceptionally brutal) and must be itching to test the DDTS, CLOTHESLINES, AND THE KILLER TOMBSTONE on a weaker opponent than they see in the ring. I know it is cowardice and all but please think about your safety and be gentle with your words. Some of these dudes just grew older, they never grew up and hence lack a sense of maturity and responsibility.
R.I.P to the deceased. Hitting a member of the female gender out of anger is the height of cowardice.

dopeJemi: I don't get.. Why?

Word play on 'balloon'.

sCun: I saw one fool using the word ''operator'' here on Nairaland, he thought that was the meaning of OP. People under rate google a lot. A simple google search could have saved even rhe OP of this thread the stress.

Lol..Google says alot: observation post, etc. I think i'ld rather stick with the guy that said it means original poster....at least, until I get contrary views. Tnx tho'......tnx y'all

I have been using it ever since I started seeing people around here do such. I know it is used to refer to the person that created a particular thread on their own thread. But, what does OP really mean?

constance500: I tink it's YUZEDO

Iffa hear it! My chief tenant@Banana Iceland's name is sweeter than honey chocolate.

aventura: He holds he record of the smallest prick in the world.


at all at all, na something

Bros, you wicked oh. So, you still remember that Wande Coal's n.ude pic that leaked some years back. That incident almost wrecked his career.

Sexkillz......I still wonder what the big idea is.

Leebliss13: state duh all or none law..
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Sorry guys, i have been kind of busy....can't believe the thread was dumped. Una no do well oh. @Leebliss, "If stimulus excceds the threshold potential, the nerve or muscle fiber will respond completely, otherwise impulse isn't felt at all". That is, for impulse to be felt, stimulus has to exceed threshold potential (70eV).
Who was the first biologist to define the term "prokaryotes" ?

Dannylux: The damn sickness is genetic, not fair God save us

God created everything; including the gene factor responsible for that condition. Question is, why?

Of course! God is a big misery. The biggest misery ever.
I'm just saying- some words are not written in accordance with their pronunciation. But, you are very correct. God is the biggest misery ever.

What! It's either these guys are very much uneducated or they were "created" with a vestigial cerebrum (of course, dad and mum did the creation).

I totally supported this. However, I think it needs proper and detailed planning. Let's not just speculate and postulate conspiracy theories- theists do that all the time.

Y'all asking why this thread is on the frontpage, eh? She is a celebrity. That is what celebrities do, they make frontpages. If you wanna criticize her, be half as good as Tonto at whatever it is that you do.
By the way, I am not a Tonto fan, but I think she looks great in that picture.

mekaboy: Lol, sure the internet will play an important role. Haven't you noticed that all web ids are being synchronized? U can now log into your yahoo or gmail with ur fbook I'd. So the data u have on ur fb ,yahoo and other sites are now compared and integrated into the central unit.

The prophecies are all coming to pass.

Are all theists like this dude?

@free2rhyme, so you do this things? What are the coconuts for?

Signed.

leofab: Nothing but bunch of fustrated prostitutes.

Some words are not spelt in accordance with their pronunciation.

Can a first choice applicant's name come out in the second choice list?

Mynd_44: It is not illegal to drive around there within that time frame. No once cares. If you feel you have a right to express your rights, take a walk or drive through there.

Afterall, we are in a democracy, and you have freedom of movement

Ah! Mynd! Se o buru to yi ni?