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Yea, they also presented it at this year's exhibition... Quite an impressive contraption it was

Something for your water material

donemmx:
Little editing done

boss, so you're the one that posted this pic in the Facebook blender group? Tuale for you

Hello everyone. TGIF, Now I can take a break from my exams and have some 'me' time . This post is inspired by the past weeks of exams which are about to come to an end. oya, on to the matter.
(1.)THE DEAF STUDENTS This people ehn, they are the worst people to be around. They might be sitting next to you but will still play deaf when you try to ask them questions. The most annoying part of it is that their 'deafness' gets magically cured when they get to a question they don't know.
(2.)THE STUDENT PESTS personally, I think these ones are worse than the deaf students. The students in this category will proudly walk into the exam hall with empty brains, sit next to you, and proudly ask you to open your OMR answer sheet for then to copy as if they're the ones paying your school fees . na carryover students de do this one pass
(3.)THE SNEAKY STUDENT This ones are pretty funny. Students in this category are always up to one suspicious activity or the other in the exam hall and they're never caught. You'l keep suspecting them till the end of that exam but you'll never find them doing anything incriminating.
(4.)EINSTEIN'S RELATIVES When you sit with anyone in this category, na 'A' sure pass. All you need is good 'girrafing' skills and a sweet voice to get you out of trouble incase they catch you.
(5.) help me add the rest
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N/B: Everything contained here is my personal opinion and subject to review. Students of my school were used as case study- they don't know shaa; please don't tell them

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So what is saying is that people should not be told the situation of the matter at hand?? That they should be lied to and all the atrocities committed by the fulani covered up?? Nigerians say 'NO' to ignorance

Good thing I don't have a sister, else I would have no friends.....I'm overprotective like that

I won't be surprised to see some repentant zombies there. I did not call anybody names oh

Hello y'all., I came access this pic on the internet and thought to share it here. Some of them might be down-right unbelieveable, while others might get you out of a tight situation. Create yours and share with us too.
Enjoy
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Please, can someone lend me some money to buy a beer for willie?? 8-) Every reason to be proud of willie

It’s no secret that the key to success in advertising is sensationalism. I for one can admit that I am drawn to images that are aesthetically pleasing with impressive visuals, big writing and a beautiful font. I would imagine that most of the population feel the same way.
We’ve all fallen victim to gimmicks and “false” advertising. Perhaps you’re on a bus and see an advert for a McDonalds Big Mac that looks absolutely ravishing. If you’re hungry, the chances of you going to the next McDonalds that you see are pretty high. In reality though, it’s rare to see or buy a product that looks exactly how it has been advertised. These 10 images expose expectations vs. reality and basically prove why I have trust issues.
1. Movember
During November, men worldwide boycott shaving their beards to show support to those suffering from testicular cancer. The concept is a great idea even though it does leave our men looking rather unkempt for an entire month
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2. Travelling
As thrilling as it is to travel to new and exciting countries, sometimes our photos just don’t agree with us. While flipping through photo memories later, we realise that we actually looked super touristy and silly.
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3. Driving
When you’re driving and your favourite song comes on the radio, it’s no secret that we think we look pretty damn cool while singing and bopping our heads. FYI, we really don’t
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4. Bike Riding
While riding a motorbike is pretty sexy, the expectations are pretty far off in comparison to the reality. I’m sure it does attract a female or two but in all honesty you’ll probably have a number of guys after you too
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justwise DisGuy lalasticlala show some love

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Hello everybody,
today, we're going to discuss why Nigerians don't like Nigeria. It's hardly a secret that any Nigerian, if given the oppourtunity would jump on the next available flight out of the country. So i decided to outline a few of the reasons why i think this is so.
1. Better standard of living we all know that the economy of our dear country is not in commendable form. This has caused a lot of families to live on less than 1$ daily. In america, you can fill yourself up with junk food for a whole day and save the rest of your money.....or so i've heard
2. Education system well, this needs little or no explanation. I'm quite sure that it's only in Nigeria that we have 22 year olds still at home waiting to pass JAMB- That's when they manage to pass WAEC. And eventually, if JAMB lets you go, Post UTME will make you celebrate your 23rd birthday at home. But in other countries, your admission is stress free and their teaching methods/equipment are state of the art. Nuff said.
3. Bragging rights in Nigeria, once you tell someone you've been abroad, you get exclusive VIP treatment. I think this can be attributed to the low self esteem possessed by most Nigerians. They don't even care if the abroad is Togo, Niger or Somalia. To them, abroad is abroad.
4. Village witches and last but not least on my list( i didn't do that intentionally ) is the village witches. Outside Nigeria is the only place i know their wicked hands can't reach you. I've never heard of anyone dying of mysterious causes in America.
Add Yours at this point, i take a bow and step behind the curtains while y'all help me complete it.

This is basically 'How To Survive In Nigeria'. But you then added 'East' because everything that has to do with Igbos attracts viewers/a swarm of haters and always hits frontpage. OP, i like your strategy.

freecocoa:
You must be Eze Uzu and you gave the decree the whoever fights a masquerade should be mobbed, my friend sit your a$$ somewhere if you don't have anything better to do.

Why leave any room for the possibility of a masquerade being fought at all? You shouldn't have since you know it's impossible.

You think it is everyone you and those useless boys in costumes can try rubbish with.

fool, i've never been near a masquerade, never played masquerade and never will, but i respect tradition. Masquerades in igbo culture symbolise the ancestors and it is a slap on the face of tradition for anyone to fight a masquerade.....especially a woman. Back in the days, women take cover when they hear that masquerades are around...but here you are, proud of engaging a masquerade in a fight. I don't blame you shaa, it's the west i blame for brain-washing people so well. If you have no shame, i'm shaming for you

freecocoa:
The day I fought a masquerade at Imo awka was the day I know say yes, fear is a barrier.


Either that masquerade kill me there or I kill him, this okada man nice sha.

Chai! The fight wey me and the masquerade go fight, amadioha himself and his co gods no go fit separate us, eh! I die put.

you fought a masquerade at imo awka Keep lying....either the masquerade is a lone hungry kid hoping to make some money from the ceremony or you didn't really fight one. Awka people don't joke with their imo awka. If to say you fight real masquerade, na so angry youths for take mob you

Proud ZIKITE....proud Industrial/Production Engineer

Dekatron:
Male to male jumper wire, I got for #450 per set. . Arduino Uno r3 with cable, #3000 . . . Except Ultrasonic sensor, most of the stuffs there are too expensive for the price. If I buy two UNO, thats 8000, and I will still add delivery fee o, unless you people won't deliver on time at all at all (I shop online, so I know. Don't look me one kind). . . . Anyway, if your Rapsberry pi isnt too expensive, I might just order from you. . . And also do you have Gear Head DC motors? Can get those & Rapsberry pi around. Reply ASAP





Sorry for my harsh words, but they are the truth.

please, where d'you get your electronic components at pocket-friendly prices?? I need a trusted dealer

Funny thing is, i already do all these. Didn't have to learn it from no one.

Unu afugo ife melu m ji acho k'ana akpo'm onye igbo ebe obula m gara?? I'm impressed

Godswillnwaoma:
yea. U must be a zikite. What dept are you

check my signature

Godswillnwaoma:
yes naaa

oga, na for management science you snap your profile pic?? :|

erico2k2:
what would your project be doing? what kind of finished job and what materials do you aim to mill?

Boss, in my case, i'm not milling anything but the project still uses CNC. I was hoping to use information from your CNC mill to get me along while also learning about CNC mills. I.e killing two birds with one stone

arduino:
What are the specifications of the three Stepper motors you salvaged? Are they NEMA17 or above? What are their current ratings?

i don't think they're up to NEMA17 and the project I had in mind doesn't need a stepper motor as large as nema17

Stingy is when she only calls you with mtn bonus airtime that will expire at midnight 8-)

arduino:
Are you a Physicist, Computer Engineer, or Elect/Elect Engineer.
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first of all, i have two questions:::
(1) What is the location of your lagos office?
(2) Can you deliver to Awka, Anambra State??

erico2k2:
Ok what are you going to use for the rotor?

ow, I didn't think of that. hope I'm not interrupting your lesson ooh. Pls go on and I'll ask questions where necessary