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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy On Smoking Weed: Fela No Smoke Igbo Pass Me, Naira Marley Apprentice by Zimazee(m): 6:06pm On Dec 08, 2019
I don't think WeeD is a thing for competition...
But on serious NOTE:
WeeD really creates room for thorough reasoning, but datz if you knw wat you're doing or set your mind to a particular thing..
It gives appetite and DAT while if you're a WeeD smoker, you should knw to have means of eating once you're done smoking (cox datz while many Smoker lukz unhealthy and likely insane)

Really hope am making some sense cox am like puffing my in air rytnw..

>grin

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Politics / Re: Presidency Justifies Sowore's Rearrest, Says He's Person Of Interest To DSS by Zimazee(m): 5:35pm On Dec 08, 2019
If only i have a program day deletes people on Earth......, I'd have known whom to start with by now..
smh....
Rubbish things everywhere..

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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by Zimazee(m): 7:55am On Nov 26, 2019
GideonG:
Pay me 50k I will teach you html css javascript vue.js, node.js, and Express to build apps on nuxt or is it react.js you want to learn instead of vue? How ever you want it! My mission is to mentor you to become a Fullstack javascript developer and grow...
6 weeks to perfect html / html5
4 weeks for css
6 weeks for javascript
8 weeks for Vue. Js (Or React ) -- 6 months, at this point you will be a front end developer
Then node. Js for 6 weeks and Express js for 6 weeks for back-end development, making it fullstack javascript in 9months.
Mentorship
Really shocked shocked
Sports / Re: Matteo Voltolini Suspended For Having Sex In Nightclub Toilet by Zimazee(m): 12:30am On Nov 24, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Reacts As Social Media Bill Passes Second Reading In Senate by Zimazee(m): 4:24pm On Nov 22, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


There's a lot to be bothered about and not this.
This is indeed the height of misplaced priorities.

Someone that should be worried that she is yet to register for antenatal classes is more concerned over the Social Media Bill.

The truth is,
Our leaders have failed us and so has she.
"Hanty please when wee you born?" we are tired of waiting.


Guy.. Why do you really like to troll people and equally been called all sort of things by others..

Or do you really enjoy been called something more than a fool...?

Am just saying...
You're not God and so does She has the ability to get herself pregnant...

Mindfully... If not DAT you're my fellow guy..
I'd have said.. " i pity your Life if you're still a bachelor, cux you don't know wat you might have brought to yourself" or " I pity your wife, cux she just might had married a curse unknowingly"
Beware of retribution bro,
you'll never know till it happens... but pray it doesn't..
Just you'd know am not her fan, but am against your write-ups.

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Crime / Re: Armored Cable Vandal Electrocuted In Abuja (Disturbing Photos) by Zimazee(m): 8:50am On Nov 15, 2019
Ceoking6:
Nigerians sha, but why not farm instead of this

If you go unto farming, the Cows will destroy your corps

Am using my moms recent destroyed crops (this year) as an example

The youths are suffering and that why many gets involved in robbery or waste away in may opened bet house in the country
Romance / Re: Opinion: This Is Why Every Lady Should Woo Her Dream Man. by Zimazee(m): 2:36am On Nov 12, 2019
stupidity:
Nor mind them.



if only the Ladies go see this one clear
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Loves To Urinate On Me by Zimazee(m): 7:04pm On Sep 28, 2019
~
Renderhelp:
@Renderhelp,

Since I started being intimate with my boyfriend he loves to pee on my body after or before sex, one time he even asked if I could drink his urine but I refused.

I love him very much but I find this thing disgusting and humiliating. He said he would end the relationship if I refuse him.

I don't want him to leave me, how can I enjoy his urine?
~

*Still thinking though*

Politics / Re: Several APC Members Killed In Lagos Campaign Crash (PHOTOS) by Zimazee(m): 7:16pm On Feb 04, 2019
DAT lady in black is annoyingly stupid..eheww
Celebrities / Re: Young Man Who Fought To Get Davido's O2 Concert Jacket Shows It Off by Zimazee(m): 12:49am On Jan 29, 2019
Datz not the same jacket DAT Davido wore if am say,

I've checked it again and again and itz not, cox the one his wearing has a collar but looking at davido's you can just see the differents..

there are also more prove from the draws, shape and colour.... but lemme just stop here.
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me With Cuddling"-nigerian Girl Laments (REACTIONS) by Zimazee(m): 7:38pm On Jan 11, 2019
Dat the problem with some people especially Africans

Someone will seeks for advice and will end up being criticised

It's really sickening atimes

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Celebrities / Re: 22-year-old Heavy- Chest Beautiful Model Set The Internet On Fire With Her Irres by Zimazee(m): 7:29pm On Jan 11, 2019
This is really awkward
Education / Re: A Female Corper's Post About A Crime Scene That Got People Talking by Zimazee(m): 7:04pm On Dec 17, 2018
I read her previous post only to notice dah she's Just being funny

And many Mumu's are busy taking it serious with-out even investigating

Lazy..Youths..�
Celebrities / Re: It’s Been Very Difficult For Me!!! – Tekno Cries out by Zimazee(m): 8:56pm On Dec 15, 2018
Jeezuzpick:


You accused me of needing education because of my definition of the word "bastard".

I gave you proof that you are the uneducated one......so what are you yammering about again?

This thread has gone cold..... Please feel free to reply, but I've moved on.

Bye.

I think you better do..
Religion / Re: Father Mbaka Slams Critics, Says God Deserves Money And Will Punish Them by Zimazee(m): 5:40pm On Dec 13, 2018
Nodogragra4me:
You people exhibit needless emotion when it comes to defending the indefensible. Would this be your comment or attitude of Bishop Oyedepo was at the centre of this money or your lose election drama


I know who i am and when it comes to the criticism of Spiritual leaders I never involves myself with it, and I except you to do the same



Review that comment again maybe you ain't seeing clear
Celebrities / Re: It’s Been Very Difficult For Me!!! – Tekno Cries out by Zimazee(m): 5:35pm On Dec 13, 2018
Jeezuzpick:


Olodo,

See below and educate yourself.

You are simply uneducated

Who told your gutless sense that his parents are not married

Go back to school Mook
Crime / Re: I Only Robbed Yahoo Boys, Not Innocent People – Suspect (Photo) by Zimazee(m): 1:22pm On Dec 08, 2018
Hmm...

Religion / Re: Father Mbaka Slams Critics, Says God Deserves Money And Will Punish Them by Zimazee(m): 1:18pm On Dec 08, 2018
Andrewkinggg:
I'm a CATHOLIC and I'm 100% against Fr. Mbaka comments. He's made unguided and misleading statements. The Catholic church has maintained a standard over the past years. The Catholic church has never involved in partisan politics and with this regards Fr. Mbaka does not represent the catholic church, he's not one of us.



As naive and foolish as you are, you think yourself as full CATHOLIC.. Then you most really be stupid for throwing hurtful words at an Ordained Man of God

Who are you to judge him, and Ordained Priest for that matter


I find your comment hurtful the most becox you called yourself a CATHOLIC MEMBER, but yet, your behavior and words says the opposite

The Judgement is GOD'S

I know who i am and when it comes to the criticism of Spiritual leaders I never involves myself with it, and I except you to do the same

Throw your stones IDC.
Education / Re: Teacher Brutalizes Nursery 1 Pupill Over Assignment by Zimazee(m): 12:16pm On Dec 07, 2018
Check the name of the School (His Cross) Shez just carrying her own CROSS.

BUT,


That still not best way for a young girl to carry hers

Not cool.....
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend With 6 Rings (photos) by Zimazee(m): 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2018
Hez just trying to be romantic for the girl to select 4rm the assorted which she did..

Lol......

Datz Really Beautiful
Celebrities / Re: It’s Been Very Difficult For Me!!! – Tekno Cries out by Zimazee(m): 9:24pm On Nov 28, 2018
Jeezuzpick:


A bastard is a child born out of wedlock.

Yup.

Out "yeyebrities" sire bastards like its their calling.

If datz your definition to bastard then you need more education

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Romance / Re: Man Embarrasses Girlfriend Over 'Smelly Private Part'. Nigerians Say He's Rude by Zimazee(m): 1:00am On Nov 19, 2018
That was just stupidity

He intentionally did that

just to humiliate the lady in the media





Cos one disgraced in the media is trends to be killed for a long period of~tym~...

Such**a*Shame**Dude

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Sports / Re: AFCON2019: Lady Hiding After Realizing Camera Was On Her by Zimazee(m): 11:21pm On Nov 17, 2018
To the camera man

Sports / Re: 'i'm Disappointed! "- Baxter Laments At South Africa Draw Against Nigeria by Zimazee(m): 11:14pm On Nov 17, 2018
To me DAT match is clean NG 3-1 SA

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Officer Leads Gang To Rob Delta Firm Of N30m by Zimazee(m): 1:22pm On Nov 17, 2018
I don't blame the man, cox the way thing are right now even me fit go GAGA to make em
Literature / Re: Price of heartbreak (CLUELESS) by Zimazee(m): 1:11pm On Nov 17, 2018
I think when Jasmine was referring to *Sun* as a small boy, what she meant was, he not the kinda guy Manny would be dating, cox she's a big classic girl

And with dah replies abt Sun, her friend won't think him as threat
Politics / Re: Grace Ladoja Receives An MBE From The Prince Of Wales by Zimazee(m): 12:52pm On Nov 17, 2018
naijaboiy:
What if her father was just a simple civil servant? I bet the headlines would be different. undecided

I tellz you bro but such is life
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Eating Rice Without Stew by Zimazee(m): 12:42pm On Nov 17, 2018
mechanics:
hmm.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Eating Rice Without Stew by Zimazee(m): 12:39pm On Nov 17, 2018
The guy is in stew already

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