₦airaland Forum

omenziate: Babe, ur face is familiar, are u frequent in this area?

yea, pick up gbagaun be ds bro.

sunny4christ: Wat about maths

same, i had d7. Any hope?

zoedicus: economics c3
biology c6
geography b3
agric c3
english c6
maths d7
physics f9
chemistry f9
yoruba d7.
I was hoping to go for direct entry (nce biology/geography. 11 points gp) with it, bt now. . .

i had physics and chemistry in my other result bt it was 2004 neco.

economics c3
biology c6
geography b3
agric c3
english c6
maths d7
physics f9
chemistry f9
yoruba d7.
I was hoping to go for direct entry (nce biology/geography. 11 points gp) with it, bt now. . .

oloworulz: Dnt worry amskeeno. Early january. I hope u have atleast OND . Its a gud job. Just to supervise about 25 factory workers. .. Its nt hard at all.

please i have NCE, can i apply pls?

ado ok: am washing emmanuel tv now, we must be serious with him,he represents the truth whether u like it or not

are u WASHING with soap and water? Lwkmd

nice 1 thejames. U dont know how many lives u're positively influencing.
please i need info on the following:
1. Bed sheet and pillow case production.
2. Franchise ideas.
3. Office cleaning.
4. Affiliate marketing.
5. Charcoal, ginger, cashew nuts and other agro export.
6. meat delivery.
7. Shoes, and importing from china.
8. Turkey farming.
please my email is zoedicus.martins212@gmail.com

lagerwhenindoubt: my 300 is a lot of .. sorry bunch of people.. you must have the means and wherewithal (YES I finally used that word ) why not take the wedding some place they cannot afford to get to.. Bahamas..

ur reasoning is. . .suicidal. If he cant afford to feed d "i hear i come", where will he get the wherewithal to do that bahamas thing?

bolayei: xxxxxxxxxxxxxtians open your eyes and use education and common sense take read the bible. How can there be special seats for married people in the church? total madness oh i get it na singles offering she go pay unlike married people wey go pay double.

whoever you are, i know the problem with you is that of sensible presentation of thought. U need to use your head more often.

i asked her the moment she said yes.

page9: It is unfortunate how people take advantage of innocent nigerians.

You claimed that your ''magazine'' can make
#1million per month and it will require just 50k to start, yet you can not raise that through your family and friends!!!

It is only a greedy fool that will give you any attention.

By the way how do you make such money from a magazine? I'd like to be tutored

you took the word straight out of ma mouth. The guy is. . . .

dridowu: How cme dy "gain" admission without detecting dr fake result, i think some of d sch officials need to b "questions" ?

well they will be questioned when you get your "egglish" right.

excelsiorfarm: IN 2DAYS TIME DV I INTEND TO GIVE OUT MY FISH FARMING MANUAL TO 5 PEOPLE ABSOLUTELY FREE-THE SALES VALUE IS PUT AT 3OOO Naira.HERE IS THE ABSTRACT OF WHAT YOU WILL BENEFIT FROM IT
ABSTRACT
This manual acts in advisory capacity to empower you with the needed knowledge to start a fish farm, where you are and with a reasonable capital. In it you get objective analysis and practice to succeed in fish farming. Here you will learn cheap prevention and disease control in fish farming ,fingerlings production and management, transportation of fingerlings, grow-out, feeding and how to marketing your fishes.
Inside this manual you will receive in-depth information on feeding, alternatives and technology that can enhance your fishes to getting to market early. There are shared experiences in it that presents real life challenges and how it was overcome. Possible questions you will want to ask and viable answers to those questions.
At the end of reading this manual, you will be able to know what it entails to start and remain a successful fish farmer and how your fish farm can be improve if you have one .Information you get are precise details in other to save your precious time.

please i need this manual o. My email is zoedicus.martins212@gmail.com

. . .and why is this not on the front page so that many people can benefit.
on the front page, you will see "picture of tonto dicke and family", picture of d'banjs sister", "iyanya is dating mercy johnson". Mtchw

legalwealth: You will agree with me that we are far moving into Xmas and New Year seasons where a lot of vouchers will be used either for calls or messages to loved ones and customers wishing them happy celebration and so many other things.

To cut the story short,the businesses that are always in mind when it comes to this are:

1.Bulk and Customised SMS Business and
2.Recharge Card Printing and Selling Business.

I'm well equipped in guiding you how to easily do this even with your mobile phone even if you do not have your own personal computer.

Are highly interested in any of these?
If yes,signify in here now.

To Your Success
Presegs Adesida

i'm interested.

one of these day, i'm gonna post my family picture on NL. . .and God help the mod if it doesn't make front page. I will sue you.

Les: dat's wat am talking about but beside, why put mouth for christian wahala?? I tire for this world o. Jesus christ do fast and come o or you rapture me personally, I yam tired of this world o.

ehn, no wahala now. Go find drown yourself or find a neigbourhood transformer and do the necessary. SMH

salafiyy: THEY WOULD WORSHIP IDOLS STYLISHLY AND CLAIMED THEY ARE WORSHIPPING GOD (JESUS)...SOMEBODY SHOULD ASK THEM TO DIFFERENCIATE BETWEEN JESUS AND GOD; YOU WILL SEE THEM IN COMMOTION AND CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES...TELL ME, WHEN JESUS (may the peace of God be upon him) WAS ON EARTH IS THERE ANYTHING DEVICE LIKE PICTURE?...THOUGH, THIS IS NOT THE JESUS I BELIVED IN AS A TRUE PROPHET OF GOD

you reek of S.T.U.P.I.D.I.T.Y. Eranko is your first name and sugomu is ur second name.

akthedream: You christains must be dumb to refer it as a statue of your so called god,.Come to think of it,it might be that of a Gay.But,definately not that of Jesus...Apart from doing all u can to buy PRIVATE JET,what else do u christains do with ur brain if there is even any?

walahi talahi, mohamed is crying for you in hell.

Nigerians are so gullible. They get worked up when its not necessary bt send their head on holiday when its time for reasoning.
please tell me something. Is a man a xtian or muslim just because of his name? I'm paul and i've nt been to church ds year. I'm idris and d insides of a mosque are alien to me.
What are we talking about?

1 billion naira for election mobilization from THIEFnibu. . .is FEMI FALANA reading this?

val_dubem: Yourobber people and their non-sense. Wetin concern me? Mtshewwww!!

sounds like u're high on something. Its bigots like u who, through there actions, contribute to the heating of d polity. Nincompoo.

victorian: Sorry to say poster, but you are wacked......u need psychological help...how can u think of Evicting any of yur kid, that says Dad, guess what ?... am no more a virgin? .....seriously?..... I can't believe this.. Thank God , you are not God....

you mean the same way you smiled to your dad telling him you just got banged and you loved it @ 18? Nincompoo.

playmode: I think i am going to come back home and set up a kidnapping syndicate to start kidnapping relatives of these assholes in Government. We Nigerians just sit back and look like mugus while these people just screw us like this.We deserve the type of leadership we get since we elected these people into office willingly.We are a country of epic morons who can not seem to do anything right.

Come next election we will be clamoring for the same people to return to power.I wish i was never born in this cursed nation of educated and uneducated idiots.We like bragging about how good we are at academics but what have we actually done with that knowledge Absolutely nothing! We Nigerians are a disgrace to the human race.10 years from now the situation will remain the same because as Nigerians we will never apply common sense and honesty when choosing our leaders.Our pockets always comes first to the detriment of our communities and our nation.

To make matters worse when someone who wants to make a real change comes out and start clamoring for real change we shout him down,laugh at him or just plain ignore him.It is as if we have being genetically engineered to be selfish,astonishingly stup*d ,corrupt ,dishonest ,criminal minded ,oppressive, arrogant,tribalistic,incompetent,deceptive,heartless,careless and regressive.Our people are just like mindless drones who just follow the tide even if it will drown them.If that fact alone does not depict how unintelligent we are as a people then i don't know what will.Welcome to Nigeria the country that enjoys suffering and smiling,the country were self injury is inflicted time and time again without any remorse or change of heart.

pls do contact me when you want to form this syndicate. I wl wrk for free.

charlsecy4: If a guy wants to marry, but is not gainfully employed, and it happens that the girl he is in love with and wants to marry is also unemployed; do you think they should go on with the marriage?

let them get married so that they will breed underemployment.

CrazyMan: I came across (an) story where a pregnant woman accused her husband of cheating on her.

Her words..." [b] I needed to use the computer and when I got it out of sleep mode there it was... A chat session my husband was having with some 20something year old girl.

They were flirting a lot and he called her honey. I was going to leave him... but then i decided not to run away.. I decided to confront him.

When he got home from work I straight up asked him if he was cheating on me. He said no that he had been talking to her for a few weeks and it was nothing physical.

He said that he had been feeling lonely (since i was on bedrest) and she filled that void. I think that statement hurt me the most.

I think it would of hurt less if he said it was just physical pleasure over the net rather than saying it was filling an emotional void. Anyways... He quit chatting online and I thought everything was good.

Then i found pics on his computer. Not sexy pics but pictures of girls he met online. They were older pics from when we were dating... but then I started to think ...How long has he been doing this?

He doesn't think its cheating... To me it is. I confronted him about the pics and he deleted them and said they were old from before we got married.... He didn't say before we were dating...but before we got married.

He told me I had nothing to worry about that he wasn't chatting with girls online and that after i confronted him last time that he "recommited himself to me" That statement alone upsets me.

Do i have a right to be concerned?? Before this I never would have even worried... now its been about 7 months and i am always wondering.. Am i crazy to be worried? " [/b]

I read the story, and some questions came into my mind...

Is flirting on the net cheating the same thing as cheating...?

Why do most women over react when they notice that their husband has an online lover?

Is it right for a married man to have an online lover, with no physical contact...(eg a married Nigerian man, flirting online with a lady in Germany)

i couldn't continue reading this post when i saw "I came across an story. . .".

advocate666: Christians are loudmouthed holy ghost fire warriors but are actually the worst cowards in reality.

there are many names i'll describe you with. . .but sensible is not among them.

pearlmma05: Plz who is tonto dikeh? Nt sure i hav heard d name before

oh, sure u have heare dt name b4. Its d name of the vampire that sings.

now what?
as if the money if collected, will be used to better d lot of d masses.
what happened to the Abacha loot?
the wad of dollars james ibori was attempting to bribe Nuhu Ribadu with?..
abegi.

uhm, i feel like i wanna cry. . .trying to remember the sweet memories.
olorun awa fe,
ile ti ola re wa,
ayo ibukun RE,
ju gbogbo ayo lo.
2. Mo ja lejo niyin,
ni ile ajeji,
ile mi jin rere,
lor'ebute wura,
lati je iranse,
koja okun lohun,
mo jise mi fun oba mi.
egbe- eyi ni'se,
ti mo wa je,
se tawon angel ko lorin,
eb'olorun laja,
loluwa oba wi,
eba olorun yin laja.
that was the Royal Ambassador's anthem.
my oh my. Uhm. I wish i were still @ home.

Mad Cow: I just did...

And yes, they should announce it.. After all they announce the collection of the money, so ey should announce what they did with it.. In Canada and France, the Anglican churches there mak presentations every month on how much was recieved in tithes and offerings.. In Nigeria, that one is strictly for the pastors consumption..

They are all jet owning thieving fucktards.. I said it.

sure, i've known u for great stupidity and madness, just like ur name.