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Mad Cow: You are definitely possessed by evil spirit.. https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm17mdWmDF1qinvcko1_400.gif

I can see that your village witches have used your picture to do blanket..

I bind that evil spirit in you right now.. Recieve your deliverance now...

TAKE IT!!! https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekkw3zdOc1qf613r.gif



You have been delievered.. Go and sin no more..

you just proved him right. Uhm, MAD-COW DISEASE.

Joey82: HAH are u serious at all.
u want of give a lecture here and u are worried about your security.
I thought the beauty of this forum is that it keeps u ananymos.
so what are u afraid of?

He is afraid of the KHALIFAH mod on nairaland. Life ban.!

Sunymoore: y must u qoute this long post. are u mad ni?

u just left us with no doubt as to the level of ur idiocy.

planetuzor: God spared my Live Once Again..Was coming back to lagos from osun state, then took a bus at the garage in ibadan Iwo road. On the Journey our bus ran into a Gang of Armed Robbers on Lagos Ibadan Express way. They pointed the Gun on our driver from afar so he stopped at their point.

3 of the robbers that stopped the bus was with gun while the remaining five were with matches n small knives..

I was sitting at the extreme end (window side) at the first row of a 14 passenger small bus.. just by my side was one of the armed robber with gun. So while the other robbers where asking all of us to come down,bring our Money, Phone.

Just as all of us were still inside the bus the next thing i heard was a gunshot from the gunman standing outside directly behind my window side facing me. and he shot a the gun toward us in the car, the gun pieced the window and I thought I had been shot and i didnt feel it but when i looked at my self there was no sign of gunshot but the next row behind me a guy was hit by the bullet with blood splashing on my back and likewise the person sitting behind him.

I quickly handed over my bags, Phone, and money while all of us where lying flat down on the express way.. For like 10inutes It was as if i was watching African Magic Nolly-wood film. I couldn't believe my eyes. This was d first time I am experiencing such...

When the robbers left, we tried looking for who will rescue us but nobody was coming, all the buses and cars from the left and right had turn around at the sight of what was happening. Our driver tried starting our own car so we can leave immediately, the car didn't start, we pushed n pushed nothing.

And if you knew the spot we where at Lagos-Ibadan express way, it all bushes if u look left or right, U cant trek it, You can go forward or backwards. No car wanna stop, infact no one was coming, they had all fled. Already the guy shot is already bleeding seriously-Then somehow an hiace bus was coming slowly and steadily trying to thinking we were even robbers because all of our passengers had already blocked and covered the road. we beg him he didnt want to carry anybody thinking we could be potential robbers, not until a guy forcefully opened d cars front door and entered then me I jumped and followed because I cannot come and carry last then the Hiace driver zoomed off...

Till I got to my destination. It was just 2 of us that escaped from that scene. The other people are stil there, I dont know there whereabout now.... I just want to Thank God for spearing my live to see the fulness of 2013 and many more years... E jo e ba mi dupe lo woh OLUWAH(Pls help me thank God Nairalanders)!!!!!!!

AN please really dont know how I could still help the guys there. Dont know if they have seen an helper or not because this happened today around 5:30pm..

u left a man to die and u a here praising God!

Takoro13: I dont understand you points. What is 11 points and where did you see biology/geography. All thesame, go to www.nou.edu.ng and click on special advart for 2012/13

i meant i have upper credit just as you said. . .and biology/geography is my course combination in nce. Thanks.

DrummaBoy: Right now on NTA NETWORK a weekly program on Imo State is on with news or propaganda on Rochas activities in the state is on air.
But I have read in Punch how all of this is just propaganda. Pls folks what exactly is Rochas doing in Imo State?

why dont you ask google? I think thats the best place for you to find the answers you're looking for.

Takoro13: Yes, you can. But you must have upper credit in you ND or NCE together with five credits in o‘level.

i have 11 points. Pls which course can i apply for? I did biology/geography.

weldone feelamong and the guys. God bless u.

pls my people, i need to knw which university accept n.c.e (biology/geography, 12points) to study science lab tech. Pls.

pls can i process direct entry
admission into NOUN?

~Bluetooth:
Ronaldo is one little arrogant piece of shiit.imagine him tapping Pep as if he looks like his mate.no wonder he's losing out while a humble messi keeps soaring.

so wt are u saying? He should prostrate to show respect 4 pep? To acknowledge somebody, what do u xpect him to do?

pls can i process direct entry admission into noun?

Ibrahim mr fish: Yes a good groundnut saller,that can buy ur whole family.And no one in ur ancestors and ur grandchildren will ever come close,to his level.U fucking iyamuri.Always full with hate.Reading ur comments,make me to see clearly.Why hausa people hate u guys.U guys are arrogant people.U guys,are d one's provocking d hausa people.I'm not an hausa,but i already want to kick d hell out of u cowards.

^^^ do i take that to be the
typical mindset of a northern
man?
it is people like u that make
other senseless people tend to
tribalistic bigotry.

^^^ do i take that to be the typical mindset of a northern man?
it is people like u that make other senseless people tend to tribalistic bigotry.

uhm, i'm so sorry to say this o. Get me the job first and then i will worry latter about underpayment.
The words of a jobless man.!

which one be DSS abeg.

Good thread. Please guys i need help.
I finished from
Emmanuel Alayande
College of Education and
i read biology/
geography.(2010). However, getting d.e
admisn has been a big
problem.
Please, i am trying to
weigh my options.
What prospects await me in psychology,
sociology, edu
management,
curriculum? And can i
study med lab tech.?
Pls guys help. Dont wanna study a course
that limits my chances.

can nce apply?

Good thread. Please guys i need help. I finished from Emmanuel Alayande College of Education and i read biology/geography.(2010). However, getting d.e admisn has been a big problem.
Please, i am trying to weigh my options. What prospects await me in psychology, sociology, edu management, curriculum? And can i study med lab tech.?
Pls guys help. Dont wanna study a course that limits my chances.

Pacemaker: Are you based in States? What exactly do you do in Nigeria (biz)? I have not been lucky with honest Nigerians. I hope to meet one some day. I visit Nigeria often and have been shipping stuff to Naij since 2005 and the story remains the same.

what kinda stuff do u bring into Naija? I gat nothing doing at the moment and who knows if i can be useful.

i could have sworn i saw one of those Naija players asking Bojan for his jersey after the match. This mumunaijalisation.

who says we dont need Odewingie?

puyol wan fyt?

i see another goal comming.

where did keshi get these secondary sku pupils from?

Chimerase: i hv been repeatin dis alingo dance for de past 2 hrs am dyin 2 get dis exercise started can sombody tutor me on de normal procedure?

get a rope, stand on a chair and tie d rope to a rod attached to a beam in d ceiling. Then round the rope like u want to use it to hold something.
put ur neck through the hole and kick the chair away.
u go dance alingo tire for hell.

berem: Why im no go complain? If the road from bayelsa to portharcourt was not deplorable,would Azazi and others who died in the crash bother to use a military helicopter?

silence is the best answer for a foOl. U shouldn't have replied that bigot.

lacasa: Now let's turn the table and history repeat itself.


This must haave been the Christians attempting to MURDER the Kogi state Governor being a Muslim

The Adc took the place of the Governor

Bloody Christians!!!

take it from me dude; u're stew-peed. Stop giving some idiots d opportunity to say raw-bitch against islam.

Dawdy: No one is accusing christians of causing this to muslim governor. But christans lack faith, they dont believe that it is God that gets everything done.

go take your medicine.

teniyi: That is why they are very easy to manipulate. They are simply Hell fire woods!

twerp, u sure u applied ur medicine as prescribed?
"hell fire wood" u say? I'd be ashamed if i'm ur alufa. Hell fire wood koo, hell fire charcoal nii. Weere.

uhm