₦airaland Forum

ThatCEO:
@op How do you know it's a black Mamba? If indeed it is, count yourself lucky that it didn't kill you first. Often, people just like to mention the name Black Mamba any how because they think it's cool, but that nigga na death itself.

Even the "dead head" of a black Mamba packs enough venom to send your body into shock and eventual death.

one keeps correcting these guys over and over.. the markings underneath the upper body of that snake clearly shows it's the common spitting cobra found across the tropics of west Africa...the color of the mamba isn't really black but grey...the 'black' in it's name is gotten from the inside of it's mouth which is very black and unique..

truly truly the devil is really trying to tear apart the greatest institution amongst mankind..the marriage between a man and a woman...destroy the foundations of the family and you destroy the very fabrics of the society.

had to write Ordinary Differential Equation twice before I could pass it, the level of abstractness in that course was on a whole new level for me, trust me when I say there was nothing ordinary about that course lol..thermodynamics gave me the jitters even before I got to the level of taking it, but I was elated when I 'A'ced it..Engineering mathematics and engineering economics were also tough nuts to crack, but crack 'em we did...from an ex futoite..

the memes on this thread really lightened up my mood this afternoon

afonjasaremad:
rest in peace to the death....I can't hold my tears...

But I will always and still blame the govt....most of the major roads in Anambra except federal roads are just a single lane road despite having high volume of traffic.....
hardly you hear of accident in Enugu...because all their roads are dualized...

while I do share your sentiments, I put it to you that over speeding is the number one cause of accidents in Nigeria and all over the world.. give a man a smooth road and he will attempt to break the sound barrier on it...if a driver is moving at a responsible speed, even on roads riddled with potholes, he will have time to react to certain situations on the road...speed kills!

Stoicbaba:
Bro, it is a Korean name and the Hy is pronounced as Sh while the dai is day, so the pronunciation of Hyundai is Shunday...

with all due respect, he is right and you are wrong... the elentra advert on CNN clearly pronounces it as "yawn-day"

Nigerians don't fail to disappoint, once something is beyond their imagination they term it as impossible.. my gym instructor (who is a female by the way) was very fat and rotund, she now has an hourglass shape with thick butts and thighs which she flaunts for all the scorners and mockers to see..determination and discipline can achieve virtually anything..

but seriously, I don't get the obsession with all these carbonated sodas/soft drinks..even in this age of prevalent diseases..fruits and veggies abound in the market..Nigerians start eating healthy!

this is why I don't take Nigerian football leagues serious...it is a taboo for an away team to win, the best you can hope for is a draw no matter who you're playing..it's like there is an unwritten rule 'Never win a team on their home turf'...

Mhizzify200:
And she is happy.... I'll rather be chubby than have this kind of body, looking like man, thank God for her big boobs

story.. she looks fit and healthy.. the benefit of this would be more evident in her 50s and 60s..

mehnnn this Lady burned a lot of hours doing squats to get those thigh muscles..plus she must have done a total overhaul on her diet to get such results in 50days..thumbs up to her for such determination and discipline..

kateskitty:
If you think the Roman Catholics aren't​ Christians, fine.
But who brought christianity to Nigeria
Let me guess Oyedepo or is it pastor Chris
Who sets the date for Easter Let me guess again, is it Kumuye or Abeboye
Which church usually​ start their prayers saying "In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit.
Let me guess, Christ embassy

Believe me, read your Bible very well and you will know that as long as you believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God, you believe in the father and Holy Spirit, you are a Christian.
Case closed

actually the first missionary in Nigeria was from the Wesleyan movement also known as the Methodist..

DLuciano:
i perceive you are a church goer.
Even Jesus when he was here on the earth was accused and even killed just for living holy, doing miracles (free of charge) and teaching the world the way of God.

you described the op and his likes aptly.. they're mere church goers..Christ who did no wrong, fed a thousand people, healed the sick and lots more for free was still humiliated and killed by his own people..you CANNOT satiate humans, especially Nigerians.. if the pastor kept his cool, these same people will say " he is quiet because he did what he is being accused of"....it is utterly pointless trying to please Nigerians.

in the simplest layman's definition, it is the amount of us dollars you have in your central bank with which you trade with other countries.

Donald3d:
Some things defy common sense bro,somethings are beyond human comprehension.
You cant believe it until you see it and I pray you don't

I pray they do! some people only learn or believe by experience.. even Thomas doubted Christ rose from the dead(after all the miracles he before his eyes) he only believed after touching the wounds with his own hands.

you cannot claim to be a Christian and doubt that humans can shapeshift..for every Christian knows that there are "principalities and powers in high places"... I don't know the authenticity of this particular news but I don't doubt of such happening.. the whites we always quick to use as a yardstick for enlightenment believe and practice witchcraft till tomorrow.. Infact their movies and books on witches, wizards and sorcery is a thousand times more detailed than ours here in Africa....

selfmadeboss:
stop assuming shit. that snake is regarded as a god in india.
it dosnt harm the inhabitants of that village. it comes out like that regularly. it even stays in most of the villagers houses without harming them. next time get your facts right before posting misleading shit

you LIE...Google the number of king cobra bites and fatalities in India and your doubts will be cleared..

onemanonewife:
If parents of rape victims have been taking this decisive step by the couple, we would have curbed rape a brought t it to its barest minimum. Good one couple. That rapist will never forget the day he raped ur daughter and the aftermath of his actions. Idiot

jungle justice that has been carried out for ages on the streets of Nigeria have not deterred robbers and thieves yet..

BetaThings:
Where was the wild beast
In the forest or near people homes?
Python abound in Lagos
They should be in those swamps in Unilag

I pray it never happens
But if a school child going to school near a swamp is eaten by a python, what will you tell the parents?

you already answered your question. we are encroaching on their natural habitat each passing day, so it is only natural that there will be frequent clashes between man and the beasts of the wild..in Kenya forests and Savannahs are barricaded and protected to keep man away from the wild animals there and also to generate income for the country via tourism, thereby killing two birds with one stone.. can't we borrow a leaf from these countries?

a man was killed by a wild beast which was unfortunate, nairalanders opinion? kill all wild beasts..the schools in this country should be nuked or better still converted to grazing ranches, it will be more productive...

softwerk:
Meanwhile OP that snake is not a Cobra but a Boa!

Yes, Lalasticlala trained me well

on the contrary, that isn't the marking of a boa, the shape of the snake and it's markings are that of the highly venomous and long fanged gaboon viper found across west Africa.

Akainzo:
You can graduate in 1999 and be in camp in 1999 but do convocation in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 or 2004, however, your year of graduation still remains 1999.

Your year oi graduation is not the year the convocation ceremony took place but the year you qualified to be awarded the degree.

OK..you've cleared my misconception.

phantomBBT:
To all those acting dumb asking for certificate of year 2000. Keep fooling yourself just to nail Dino. I had a Bsc from a state uni in 2008, till as I speak. Ve not goone dia for any certificate. Also a master's degree from Oau ife. I haven't collected the certificate.. not because it's not ready!! But I find it useless for now.. am an hustler and business magnate

same here, I haven't had a need for my original certificate yet, my statement of result has sufficed for now..and I am a bit confused about the argument here, is it that one can't be in an Nysc camp before the official graduation/convocation day? cuz I know it was the case with my set. we were already in camp before our graduation day.

watch natgeo wild and be enlightened about the animals you share the earth with but una no go gree...tiger cubs are born with their stripes, that is a lion cub.. tigers are only found in far east Asia while lions are predominant in Africa..

factsandfigures:
CAPITAL NO.
Just because Adam was away for a few hours Eve ate the forbidden fruit just because she want to be like God and be the boss
We are still suffering the consequences uptill today
Women and power.........

that's a misconception, go read that passage again and you will find out that Adam was actually with Eve when she ate that fruit..

NgoziOkoli:
An empty headed bofoon thinking I want him. Shame, that's what you are to your lineage.


Waste of space to humanity!

lol you're not just an old washed up hag, you're also an illiterate..can't even spell buffoon.. how's your ashawo business going so far?

NgoziOkoli:
This one too is trying to sound intelligent. Shiooor!

old hag..what's your obsession with me? you're stalking me now on naira land? I'm sorry you are not my type..

NgoziOkoli:
My friend! Shut up and face front!

Who be your mate here! I do the talk y'all do the listening! What does kid like you know?

we don see you naa..old washed up hag..

omenkaLives:
Simple truth. I'm suspicious of all those guys giving her a that soothing epistles, and she should be wary of them too.

they are pretenders..most of them will want to tell her soothing words and prey on her vulnerability..

kkboy:
Your problem is that you have been going into relationship with immature and unexposed folks. Step up your game, fashi, small boys and stick to matured men I bet you having a baby will even make you more loved and appreciated

really? so tell me o wise one, how many eligible "matured men" will want to marry a single mother when there are many ladies with less baggage? she deserves to be happy true, but Make we no dey deceive ourselves for this matter.. the truth is the op can only find happiness in herself and her child, if a man comes her way, fine and good... if not, life goes on..

NgoziOkoli:
so because shes an " after one" she should not feel loved?

Now its clear to me something is wrong with d functioning of your brain. If you don't have something meaningful to say why not face your failed political analyst career. Shame!

the guy just reiterated what the op herself said for Pete sake! why do you lots love deception? the op already admitted the fact that her child has been a deal breaker in her relationships, so why are you attacking the person you quoted? oya tell the op that everything is all rosy, since you all prefer sweet nothings to hard truths..

Ichietome:
Go get sense

no YOU go and get some sense!