₦airaland Forum

Why come to eatery with the maid if you're not going to buy food for her?


It's becoming glaring that God actually created Women for aliens not humans.

fineberry:
are you married sir? if you're not will you marry?

It takes a foolish man to marry because of love.

When it comes to marriage, love is NEVER enough.

Kidnapping is now a norm in Nigeria. No thanks to APC and Tinubu.

fineberry:
hmm wisdom...bou are we just going to conclude that ALL aren't capable of giving genuine love. Will that judgement be fair, bro let be sincere

No woman in this world is capable of giving genuine love. God didn't create them for love.

Their love is like a subscription. It ends when their personal interest expire.

Goodnewsforlife:
family name is paving way for u but u want to change it for your children abi?

U that u are yet to make a name for yourself

Blame the wife.

Women have ways of destroying a happy family.

Ibu is not the first or last to die in this country. People die everyday.

Nigerians should learn to allow people live their life. Life na per head.

However, I am at a T-junction. Where my wife come from, she believes it is the father's name
that should be given to the child;

Your culture supercedes the culture of where your wife comes from.


There's no debate or dialogue here unless you're SIMPly amazing.

Gerrard59:


Ntorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hahahahaha
Shey the girl don serve am breakfast?

E eyes don clear now. That's good.

Ask the unemployed how they're surviving first.

chopnaira:
Mazi Oke is a Clown. His wife is a friend to Betty's wife. He has failed before he even started.

So, who's Betty's wife?

See small nyash dey shake

English = Rain beat me
Pidgin = Rain hammer me

All these for a non virgin bride?

Daily these mofos keep unlocking new level of foolishness!

Tueh!

Nonexisting1:
The simp is even planning to fight the other man because of "love". He is still very far from redemption. Let him go and fight. He will get bloody nose if he loses the fight or find himself in a serious trouble if he wins and all these will be over nothing but an overused and over stretched pussy.

The truth is, he can never win that fight. Na that kind fight dey swallow person head. I pity him in advance.

My condolences to his family.

greggng:
Sometimes we have to think b4 talking . He didn't state any day to suggest when he bought this car . He might be a dealer that bought to resell . Are you now saying that people shouldnt do business again cos price of goods and services has gone up? Are you aware that the moment you sell what you have ...you will now have to add bigger money to be able to buy what you will sell next ...No not is happy with the present day Nigeria situation but we should blame a dealer that loaned money with interest to enable him buy a car ...He doesn't manufacture car . I have in the past ask some of you to tell us where cheap cars are bought and I can bet you we will sell very cheap...Today i want out to buy 2008 camry with 4.5m Nigerian used bit I cannot see any to buy. Let me ask you if I manage to buy one for 5m ...how much will I sell it? Are you aware that after selling it ..I will.need additional 1m plus to be able to buy same type of car to resell again. Things is terrible here ...stop blaming dealers

A Nigerian used car of 21 years for 3.5M naira is way too expensive and disastrous.

Jewessgratitud3:
Hahahahaha.. 😂😂😆 Aunty na which one dey make you cry more than the bereaved? .. my family's business or something else you're not telling is?

I can see your comments are full of painment and bitterness and so now I know where this is coming from.

Biko biko as much as you want to cry over my matter, be my guest. I'm too busy for haters this period. . 😂

Leave too much talk, go and make peace with your family. You seems like a terrible person, the reason your twin sister is avoiding to help you.

fineberry:
I don't know why some people cannot just be loyal to whom they claim they love. I no dey understand.....if you love them, na bad and disappointment dem go take pay u back

The true question is, why should a sane man believe the love of a Nigerian girl?

The love of a woman taste as wine but last only for a while.

Nonexisting1:
If na man asked you to get a job for him, would you have? The olosho even got agitated cautioning you for assessing her phone. You simps will continue to learn the hard way. Not my business.

Don't mind the SIMPle man.

We've always emphasize here that when dating a Nigerian girl, the safest way to remain sane is to assume you're her 13th boyfriend.

As long as you're dating a Nigerian girl, the "Y" in "Your Girlfriend" should always remain silent.

A simp and his babe are soon parted.



I remember advising this guy about this same promiscuous girlfriend but he claimed the girl is not seeing any man.

Why do feminists see this guy as a threat?

Feminists don swear say they no go rest until they jail this guy.

The death or incarceration of this guy can never quench the message.

Ask them whether na you kill the landlord.

Ghana wan dey form Europe by fixing their matches at night

Abi Ghana think say NFL wey dey fix their matches by 4pm na mumu

Thank God for old age cos na only old age dey humble most of our Nigerian feminists.

Our esteemed old Nairaland feminists no dey shout "Menascum" again. They're now acting like angels.

None, for me.


Heaven is the goal.

A non virgin bride has no moral justification to smile or dance on her wedding day.

Negroid001:
My best food as a kid.
I've outgrown it.
Eat it once in a while sha, there's this particular spot at lekki phase 1, if you chop their noodles ehn. It's garnished and all.

We cook noodles wrongly here, that's why most adults are tired of it. Noodles is supposed to be prepared the way it is in the ads.

With chicken and numerous veggies, bah?

So, because I want to eat noodles, make I go buy chicken of 8k?

Be like na only me wey no sabi this Prophet

thesicilian:
Time to give more to receive more

God loves a hefty cheerful giver, no be so?

Funny enough, they collected offerings after his preaching.

adecz:
No wonder palm oil wey dem take
cook ogbono for me come dey taste
like bullets 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Bullet no get taste na