₦airaland Forum

Uchemus:
So this bungalow is 45 million. Is there gold mine onside the house?

That guy is probably a scammer. I don't think there's a way half plot of land can contain 4 bedroom bungalow and still have enough space for 4 vehicles.

BBN brings out the olosho in every woman.

My sister, if you're not a rich woman, why do you want a rich man?
If you can't provide for a man for the rest of his life, why do you want a man who would provide for you for the rest of your life?

Please can broke and wretched Nairaland girls come and explain this to me

T for Thanks.

Toothless AU!

A girl's sex game determines the level of my love for her.

Namdeenero:
Armed robbers are now termed IPOB😂. One of them is a gym instructor at Maxmaobi Hotel Spibat road. The only winner here is their dead colleague because these guys caught alive would wish they were shot dead at the scene. Those tiger squad guys ehh!!

Abeg where's Maxmaobi hotel?

IconicR:
Go and tell the people reacting to shut up

Can you please shut you!

GanagiBitrus:
Osimhen better not go to that retirement league.
Maybe he can consider it in 10yrs time.

Story.

Osimhen will not even hesitate to accept the offer.

You think Ighalo dey joke when he said they're all playing for the money?

How can you recover all you've lost if you quit?

Try and gather 5k, I get sure 10 odds for you.

EthanSly:
Why do you think I should be happy?

Because nature directly saved you from future impediments.

No be costume be that

EthanSly:
So I grew up thinking I am AA cos all my brothers are AA except for my sister who happens to be AS..

So on Wednesday I decided to just be sure since I haven't done the test officially only for the result to come out as AS.

Now the lady I love and want to get married to is AS.. I'm so sad and depressed at the moment.

Please I need advice on how to go about this issue with her cos Omo..




Admin pls help move to front page biko

You should be happy not depressed.

Na only Russia and Putin dey value Africa and Africans while the whole of the West refer Africans as slave.

sukkot:
ogbono felifeli

Nne

Soccrates:
How do you want your thunder?

I'll appreciate if you serve him the thunder very hot 🔥

xcosent:
Criminals....All the Keke riders that ran away for their lives were all vandalized and their money stolen by the police,one girl doing pos business the police stole her 100k...even mama put restaurant weren't left behind, they carried one cooler of stew put inside their van and left

Innocent cooler of stew

Congratulations to her.

Looks like a Boss motivating his Boy.

Davido has unfollowed Isreal ‘DMW’ Afeare on Instagram shortly after his logistics manager issued an apology to the Muslim community on his behalf.

Nice one Davido.. you did the right thing.

Who sent the bicycle seat head to apologize?

IconicR:
Ndi'Imo you all know Imo is an APC state and they've really done a lot for the state, please do the needful by voting APC.

Iyaebe, abeg I take God beg you, remove your nonsense mouth from Imo politics, please!

Amotolongbo:
Tell me what essential food or stuff is not sold close to the gutter in Nigeria

Weed is not sold close to the gutter.

IconicR:
Men should even appreciate feminist because they are ready to share responsibilities equally, I can never be a feminist because I like to be totally provided for and do my own duty by giving care. Feminist want to share financial responsibilities with una and is that not what modern men craves for?

Nigerian feminists don't share responsibilities. Their major concern is to shout "the future is femail" and to advocate for men not to relegate women to the kitchen.

Nairaland feminists are the worse set of feminist in the world!

First flyover in 2023

South West is truly overrated. Remove Lagos, there's no big difference between SW and Somalia.

IconicR:
Who tilled the soil in the beginning? Adam or eve? You can't cheat nature

Then Eve was not challenging Adam with gender equality and feminism.

helinues:
Utility General Merchant ( UGM).

Na one new big company operating in SE now.

Ok.

IconicR:
Women are naturally created to be entitled same way men think it's in their nature to cheat

Are women prohibited from being entitled to their own resources?

Kapeter:
Abi o. But they scamper for safety at the sight of UGM. Who is deceiving who here like dis fa. mtcheew

What's UGM

@10

To die for a Nigerian woman will never make her love you.

They deducted almost N800 from my account last weekend.

Ayambem defeated the Vice Chancellor’s son, Hilary Bisong, to become Speaker of Cross River 10th Assembly

You defeat my son, I expel you from my school.

Kapeter:
You can easily confront the police, kill them and set their van on fire but at the sight of ESN/UGM all of una dey tremble. hehehe. Make una dey play o

Aba no send you and your corrupt and happy triggered police officers. If anyone there do anyhow, they receive anyhow.

One time, one police officer posted at that station misfired and hit an old woman. It wasn't funny for the officer and the police station that day.