₦airaland Forum

How many times are we going to tell you that the "Y" in "Your Girlfriend" is silent

Women dey get money wey be their own?

That's one thing I love about Igbos.


If they love you and you go astray, they'll call you to order. They don't glorify laxity.

If all the regions in Nigeria will behave this way, Nigeria would have been a better place for all of us.

IconicR:
Says someone that's not an inch husband material, someone that I saw his fluid on national tv, his semen was everywhere on the bed with Erica. He should shut up bag. Pot calling kettle black

Kudos, semen observer.

Wetin portable wan use woman wey old man use remain .
That's too low for him!

Must every calling start with "open a ministry"

If you're truly called, pack your bag, leave your comfort zone go to all these rural areas and be preaching Jesus to them.

You mustn't start your calling with opening a ministry unless say na ministry money your eyes dey.

Acekidc4:
Very Simple CV. Must you pack degrees and honours full your life🤨

It's not easy to pack degrees and honours. Respect the packees

Jazmine10:
If he's a boy still stuck to his mother's breast let him eat his mother's food. If he's a man who married his wife let him eat his wife. Then seat both parties down and establish the necessary boundaries.

I'll choose mum's food.

Check the number of meat in mum's food and the also check the number of meat in wife's food. I love meat.

Mum knows how to take care of an African man. She knows an African husband deserves more than one meat per meal.

Acekidc4:
Very Humble CV

Humble abi bad 🤣

AlexBells:
It feels like a riddle here and I decided to bring it to nairaland for the elders to look into it

There's nothing like riddle here... Man A, Man B and the useless girl are all foolish!

An ex-convict, Mumini Oseni, 25

Mumu ex-con!

See as background of the ones in Lagos and Ile Ife dark like charcoal

Even in pictures, we still no get light

He didn't use any charm.

The complainant wife's helped the dubious Ronu cleric to carry out the plan. E sure me say they were lovers.

Women should never be trusted !
It's more noble to trust the palm trees in your community than to trust an average Nigerian woman.

Nonexisting1:
Some of us may be preaching redpill but that doesn't make us monsters. If you have virtuous wife, why not? Go ahead and treat her right. The issue now is how to know if you have one. All lizards lie down, it's hard to know the one with stomach upset. If your wife stands out, please treat her special but find out if she truly stands out first, don't act blindly to avoid disappointment. Them vagina people are full of surprises. I done talk my own finish.

You talk well, my brother... more G to your Root.

FreedomArmy:
I hate it when miscreants quote me but I will forgive you kayode

Kayode's brain is too shallow to comprehend...pardon him

You never go interview, you wan dey select

KingAzubuike:
Worthy mentions in no order before we move to the number 1 spot.

** El chapo.. networth, $1B

El chapo worth above $1B

The list is incomplete without Ahmed Ebola Tinubu, the Nigeria-Chicago drug kingpin.

Rayban25:
lol.. i Know most of them can im just being mischievious.

anyway ill do like i didnt see him and collect my car back. end of story. I wont tell him why. na him conscience go prick am

To be frank, the two mechanics staying in my former compound are daily ballers. These guys roll different kinds of exotic cars back then. One has SUV and sedan Toyota, his personal vehicles but he hardly drives them.

Na them make me understand that Nigerian girls worship cars more than their creator.

Rayban25:
everything is the oga fault. when giving your car to a mechanic, never put fuel he can be using to cruise around.

And you think mechanics cannot afford fuel

Tinubu go consult tire...

Next is to consult with UN, WWE, FIFA and NBA

The groom fine pass the bride.

chudi1:
if truely you have been treating your sister the way she all mentioned, it shows that both of you are terribly wicked.

Women are naturally born wicked.

Jennyclay:
Oh No!! Not again!!

Nigerian men make me sick, I hate Nigerian men . Nigerian men are rapist and murderers!

Biko, the court should sentence the useless man to death by butchering ASAP!!

Your hate for Nigerian men can never restore your lost body counts.

kennosklint:
Wrong subs from Arteta , remove Harvet and introduce Nketiah, simple . What's the essence of subbing off Timber and Rice? Nawaoh

Arteta removed arsenal best player on the pitch(Timber) and City scored immediately from that left back angle.

It's obvious Arteta can't read games.

Pwettylinda:
We learn everyday.
Science students and civil engineers why is this road designed like this in the middle of the forest?

Is it for cars to pack and for passengers to pee?

Science students got nothing to do with road construction.

Ask science students about abortion pills.

Now at 5years in the village, daddy never visited, mummy never visited, so I had to start tapping Palmwine just to raise money to start my Primary school in the village.

So, you started tapping palm wine at the age of five

IconicR:
Male Lecturers are very randy, I can never marry a lecturer.

Only a foolish lecturer will condescend too low to ask for your hand in marriage.